Chapter Ninety-Five: Don't Call Daddy
Kenyu Shrine.
On the new TV screen, there are more than a dozen web pages, each of which displays similar content:
How are spirits cultivated?
None of the answers are indicative.
"Igniting the Spirit God" has become a legend:
A long, long time ago, there was a great god who was reluctant to die in bliss after death, and when he was dying, he turned him into a spiritual god, endured 7749 thunder and fire heavenly punishments, and spent a long time with his loved ones.
According to this story, after the spirit god is ignited, the spirit god should remain conscious of his life. But Ah Li didn't.
Maybe it's because she was an unenlightened ghost before she was enlightened, and only human thoughts remained, not people's consciousness.
So what to do?
She's not stupid, she's just as blank as a blank sheet of paper.
Even if it is a newborn god, when he is born, he knows the basic common sense.
But apart from being able to speak, Ah Li has some habits as a human being, and he doesn't know anything else.
Now Ah Li is playing with the kitchen faucet, turning it on and off, turning it on and off, going back and forth several times, and only after making sure that "water can come out here" before stopping.
She noticed that the faucet would open and close in different directions, and water would come out at different temperatures, so she was interested in studying it again.
"Ah Li, Ah Li, the left side is hot water, the right side is cold water, pull the switch out, and the water will come out." Mu Nanhao was by Ah Li's side, guiding Ah Li like a child.
"Oh." Ah Liai nodded disregardedly, saw the kitchen knife on the knife stand, floated over, and pulled it out.
"Wait! Ah Li, this can't be played around! Mu Nanhao hurriedly grabbed the kitchen knife, but this action caused Ah Li's unhappiness, his mouth bulged all of a sudden, tears accumulated in his eyes, and he was ready to go.
Anyu Xi: Dangerous
According to experience, at this time, Ah Li will run like a child for comfort, so at this time, he should cut off the occurrence of troubles:
"Mu Nanhao, you can play with Ah Li!"
"It's a big deal to get stabbed."
"It's okay and you can't die!"
Xi Anyu smiled and instructed Mu Nanhao.
Mu Nanhao: "?? ”
Although he felt that this was dangerous, Xi Anyu's order could not be disobeyed, so he hurriedly returned the kitchen knife to Ah Li.
Anyu Xi: The crisis is over.
He put the keyboard aside, leaned back on the couch, and rubbed his temples.
looked at Mu Nanhao, who was working hard to educate Ah Li, and silently cheered him on in his heart.
The matter of educating Ah Li is handed over to Mu Nanhao, and Xi Anyu will not be in this troubled water.
By the way, you can also cultivate a relationship between Ah Li and Mu Nanhao.
……
an hour ago.
Just when Ah Li called Xi Anyu "Dad", Xi Anyu suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Originally, he planned to let Mu Nanhao cooperate with Qingchuan Yin Yang Liao that he was bewitched into raising ghosts, but Xi Anyu immediately repented:
The investigation can be put aside for the time being, and the top priority is to let Mu Nanhao educate his sister first.
Brother and sister, it is a matter of course!
This is Mu Nanhao's responsibility!
How dare the onmyoji rebel against Xi Anyu's intentions, and they agreed to it.
Therefore, Mu Nanhao also lived in the Xianyu Shrine.
However, Mu Nanhao did not become Xi Anyu's divine envoy, because the onmyoji was more convenient than the divine envoy in the use of spells and spells. If he can embark on the path of Onmyoji, he doesn't want to give up.
Xi Anyu respects his ideas, as long as he can be a good tool.
For example: help him answer questions.
Another example: making charms and arranging formations.
What's more: Expand the business that Xianyu Shrine does not currently have, such as spiritualism, soul hooking, dreaming, fortune-telling and other businesses.
In short, how to use the tool man, or how to be the tool man, Xi Anyu and Mu Nanhao actually formed a tacit understanding of "not negotiable".
- Since Xi Anyu didn't say how much debt he had to repay, Mu Nanhao didn't ask him what he needed to do.
Probably this is a lifelong appointment.
At this time, Xi Anyu's mobile phone rang, and when he raised his phone, he saw that it was a message from the "Dragon Turtle" of Dongxu Shrine.
Dongxu Shrine has outsourced the commission again.,Like last time.,Xianyu Shrine has the right of first choice.。
Last time, I only chose an outsourcing commission, which made Xi Anyu regret it a little.
According to the speed at which Hua Shan Qian's commission is completed, in fact, more commissions can be accepted.
In order to avoid a gap in the remaining time after completing an order.
Although Xi Anyu has no intention of making Xianyu Shrine bigger, at least he can't be idle.
He can salted fish, but the gods can't make the ladies.
So Xi Anyu chose four commissions at one time, but unfortunately Mr. "Dragon Turtle" did not allow it, saying that Xianyu Shrine could only choose two.
If you want more commissions, you can leave a message to him, and if there is a shrine refund for the commission issued in the back row, then give it to Xianyu Shrine to do it.
Well, this is a rule made by others, and Xi Anyu does not refute it.
Now that he finds himself super strong, no matter how difficult the commission is, there is nothing to be afraid of, it's a big deal, take it yourself.
Putting down the phone, he suddenly saw a girl in a white dress exuding a faint golden light, floating in front of him.
Slightly puffed out, as if expecting something.
Like a kitten.
Mu Nanhao stood two meters away with a kitchen knife and smiled awkwardly.
"Ah, it's Ah Li." Xi Anyu's gentle, philosophical smile.
"Dad, my brother won't let me play that." She's coming to sue.
"Call God-sama." Xi Anyu's gentle, philosophical smile.
"Lord, Lord God!" Ah Li pursed his lips.
"Alas, good." Xi Anyu touched Ah Li's head with satisfaction.
Ah Li showed an expression of enjoyment, and the corners of his mouth were sunken with two smiling dimples.
Then there were looks of envy, jealousy, and hatred from all directions.
Hanayama Akane, who was doing her homework at the dining table, pinched off her pen.
Qing Lantern Purple made a sound of "Wow, ah, I want it too".
Ah Cheng and Ah Cai:
"Hasn't it been a long time since Lord God masturbated us?"
"We are poor abandoned worms!"
As for Mu Nanhao, he had mixed feelings in his heart.
When he touched Ah Li's head to express encouragement, he didn't see her show such an expression!
Xi Anyu calmly placed himself in the center of the storm, and smiled gently and philosophically, "Ah Li will be rewarded for calling Dad a god in the future." ”
"Okay, okay!" Ah Li nodded expectantly, "Dad...... God-sama! ”
Xi Anyu is particularly satisfied.
Although it is difficult for children to teach, it is just necessary to use the right method.
Then he asked Ah Li: "Ah Li, which one will your brother not play for you?" ”
Ah Li pointed to the knife in Mu Nanhao's hand, "My brother said that a kitchen knife will bleed when it cuts people, I want to try it." ”
Xi Anyu looked at Mu Nanhao, Mu Nanhao shrugged his shoulders and expressed with his eyes: This is not good, right?
Then Xi Anyu said: "Mu Nanhao, you can cut her down." “
"Lead by example, even play dead. In this way, Ah Li will know that the knife is dangerous. ”
Mu Nanhao: "?? ”
Mu Nanhao: "You're the devil!" ”
Xi Anyu: "I am the god who earnestly teaches the spirit gods! “
“……”