Chapter 8, Deflated Nick and Danvers

Sun Wukong came back with Danvers and happened to meet Nick Fury and Jane Foster who were having lunch, Nick Fury looked at Sun Wukong who was only wearing pants and Danvers who was flushed and his hair was scattered: "Hey, you two? The fork in Nick Fury's hand fell to the ground.

Danvers looked at Nick Fury's strange expression and walked in front of Nick Fury, then smiled at Nick Fury, and then punched Nick Fury in the stomach, Danvers attached to Nick Fury's ear with a hunched expression of pain: "You bastard, I tell you, this monkey has no ill will towards you, remember not to provoke this monkey, and don't try to control him, if you provoke him, the old lady will not come back to wipe your ass, and you can't wipe it, I know you very well, remember what I said." And you'd better stop the dirty thoughts in your head, or I'll be careful of ripping your head off. ”

Jane Foster looked at the strange scene in front of her, went back to the bedroom and took a piece of her ex-boyfriend's clothes, handed it to Sun Wukong, and quietly asked Sun Wukong: "Aren't they together, what's wrong, and what are you two doing?" ”

Sun Wukong replied while dressing: "I went to the sky and had a fight with this woman, hehe, as for them, my grandson doesn't know." After getting along with Jane Foster for the past few days, she naturally believes Sun Wukong's words and will not think about it.

At the dinner table, after a brief exchange, "Mr. Sun Wukong, I welcome you on behalf of the United States, but what is Mr. Sun's plan next?" Nick asked Monkey King.

"Plans? When Sol comes back, my grandson will go to Huaxia to have a look, but I promised Sol to help him take care of his girlfriend before he comes back, and then find one, in your words, find a job, and buy a cave house where my grandson lives. By the way, hey, hey, you're a big official in this country, right, can you help my grandson with the entire ID card, hehe, your world is too troublesome, you have to be sneaky to do anything without an ID card, my grandson doesn't like it. Sun Wukong squatted on the stool, while holding the food on the table while answering Nick Fury's words, after all, he had a fight with Danvers, and he knew their duties, and he also asked them, not everyone in the United States knew Sun Wukong, even if he heard about it, he would not believe that he was Sun Wukong, but would only think that he was an alien, or a person with a genetic mutation, such as the Hulk not long ago.

Nick Fury thought for a moment, "No problem, but we can only apply for an American identity certificate for you, I don't know what Mr. Sun Wukong will do and what kind of job he wants to find." ”

Sun Wukong jumped down from the stool and stood on the ground, the horn of his head forty-five was facing the ceiling, one hand was on his waist, one hand was clenched into a fist, and he stretched out his thumb to point at himself and smiled: "Hehe, then you have to listen well, my old grandson will have a lot of skills, my old grandson will take the mountain to catch the moon, will somersault the clouds, will be seventy-two changes, will fight to turn the stars, will be able to move the heavens and the earth, will be King Kong is not bad, will be outside the body, will be out of the body, will be fiery eyes, will be three heads and six arms, and will also call the wind and rain." ”

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he turned over to Nick and squeezed Danvers away, put his arm on Nick Fury's shoulder and asked, "Black charcoal, do you remember everything?" What about me? ”

Danvers, who was forced to leave his seat, clenched his fists at this time, and his forehead was bruised, and Sun Wukong didn't care about it, he wanted to hear Nick Fury's praise, and Nick Fury was also full of black lines, "Mr. Sun Wukong, to be honest, your skills are indeed very powerful, but these skills are not suitable for you to find a job, I don't know if Mr. Sun Wukong is interested in coming to our S.H.I.E.L.D. to work, protect this world, with an annual salary of one million, how about it?" "Nick Fury wants to pull the Monkey King into his camp, and he has a plan to restart the Avengers, and he is short of people.

Sun Wukong listened to Nick's words and shook his hand again and again, "If you don't go, it's boring, my grandson is not interested in being an official." "After Sun Wukong experienced being deceived by Heaven to be an official, he no longer had much interest in being an official, so he might as well be a mountain king in Huaguo Mountain.

Nick was rejected, and he didn't want to give up just like that, and continued to tempt: "Eat and stay." ”

Sun Wukong turned his head, "Don't go." ”

Nick Fury turned to Sun Wukong to add chips, "Send a luxury car villa." ”

Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and he continued to turn his head back to Nick Fury, "Don't go." ”

Nick Fury still doesn't give up, "Send the beautiful secretary." ”

Sun Wukong refused without hesitation: "No, no, no." ”

Nick Fury pondered for a while: "I will help you build a weapon armor for free." ”

Sun Wukong didn't refuse in a hurry this time, "My grandson has a few conditions. ”

Nick Fury finally breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he could bring Sun Wukong over, it would be too much of a price to pay for such a terrifying guy to wander outside, so it was better to rest assured under his nose," you said. ”

Shun Wukong raised a finger: "First, don't restrict my grandson's freedom, I can go wherever my grandson wants." ”

Nick Fury thought for a moment: "Yes. ”

Sun Wukong raised two fingers: "Second, don't force my grandson to do what you don't want to do." ”

Nick Fury: "Yes. ”

Sun Wukong raised three fingers: "Third, my grandson's armor has to come according to my grandson's requirements." ”

Nick Fury: "Yes. ”

Sun Wukong raised four fingers: "Fourth, my old grandson has to bring her." Monkey King pointed at Jane Foster.

Nick Fury smiled: "Yes, she agreed to join us in S.H.I.E.L.D. to help us do research." ”

Sun Wukong shook his head and raised his fifth finger, and Danvers next to him couldn't help it, "You stinky monkey is endless." ”

Sun Wukong was interrupted by Danvers and didn't annoy her, his eyes were dripping in his sockets, "Hehe, oops, my grandson forgot what he was going to say just now, and the rest of the conditions will be mentioned when my grandson remembers it, hehe." ”

Danvers, who was already on the verge of rage, completely broke out, "Dead monkey, you're too much. Danvers shone brightly again.

"Oh hey, you crazy woman still want to fight with my grandson, come on, my grandson hasn't had a fight yet, let's go to the sky and continue to fight, hehe."

Nick Fury stopped the furious Danvers and glared at Danvers with a black line, "Stop." Nick turned around and looked at Sun Wukong with a smile and said, "No problem." ”

Son Wu received an affirmative answer from Nick Fury and glared defiantly at the furious Danvers.

Danvers pointed at Sun Wukong: "Dead monkey, you wait for me, sooner or later, the old lady will teach you a good lesson." ”

Sun Wukong pursed his lips, "Hey, I'm waiting." ”

Sun Wukong did not continue to provoke Danvers, and asked Nick Fury: "Hehe, black charcoal head, when will my old grandson come to office?" ”

Nick Fury thought for a moment and said, "I'll come and inform you then, then we'll leave first, and Jane will be with Professor Eric and them then." ”

Jane Foster replied, "OK," and then asked weakly, "You're going to compensate me for the hole in my house, aren't you?" ”

Nick was expressionless: "I didn't break it. ”

Jane Foster was a little afraid of the one-eyed black charcoal head and the violent woman, so she didn't continue to ask, but Sun Wukong was not afraid, "Hey, crazy woman, you broke other people's things and just forget it?" ”

Danvers was on the verge of rage: "I'll make amends, put it on Nick Fury's account." With that, she walked away, she hadn't taken a breath since she came to this house, Nick Fury was stunned when he heard Danvers's words, but he didn't say anything, "Oh, okay, I'm sorry I'll compensate you for her, we'll see you next time." Nick walked away as well.