Chapter VI
After 3 months. Approaching the Spring Festival, Lao Qing's novel "Three Embroidered Shoes" was completed. He suggested to Yuting that the book launch ceremony be held at the Golden Rose Tea House, and that literary figures, famous literary talkators, and news media would be invited to participate in the event. Yuting readily agreed, he said that he would invite reporters from CCTV and Beijing TV, and then recommend Lao Qingshang's "Art Life" special program, and strive to do a long interview on the orphan website. Mu Mu suggested that a book signing sale should be held in the Xidan Book Building, and he contacted the manufacturer to make a batch of small embroidered shoes, and each person who bought the book gave an embroidered shoe, and asked for "Beijing Daily", "Beijing Evening News", "Beijing Youth Daily", and forecast news in advance. Yuting heard that this novel was operated by Hong Qiang and Lao Qing and published in Tiandi Publishing House, so he asked Lao Qing how many copies were printed for the first time, and Lao Qing told him 50,000 copies. Yuting is a veteran editor of Tiandi Publishing House, and has served as the editor-in-chief of Tiandi Publishing House, and is familiar with the book market. Lao Qing said confidently: "There is no problem, if too little is printed, and piracy rushes up, wouldn't it be a loss?" The book has been launched. ”
Yuting said: "The cover is the eye of the book, and the cover design is also very important. ”
Lao Qing sent the book cover design draft to Yuting, and Yuting saw that the cover was a plum vase connected by a skeleton, and inside the bottle was a naked woman, lying in the bottle, the body was decorated with plum blossoms, the cover color was black and blue, and the two embroidered shoes were Songti.
Lao Qing said proudly: This woman is Bai Wei, the heroine of the book, she is the second daughter of Bai Jingzhai, the leader of the Plum Blossom Party, and the liaison of the Plum Blossom Party. There are two lists of lurkers in the Plum Blossom Party, one was destroyed by himself when Long Fei infiltrated the Purple Mountain Demon Cave in Nanjing on the eve of liberation, and the other sub-picture, which has been missing for many years, the CIA, the Soviet KGB Vehicle Intelligence Bureau, and Taiwan's secret services are all looking for this plum blossom map, and the result is printed on Bai Wei's body, and it can only be shown by smearing it with a special potion in the hands of the No. 3 spy leader, and every plum blossom on Bai Wei's body is the name and contact code of a spy. The idea of the cover is a key storyline in the book, this design, the woman is really naked, but there is a cheongsam effect, leaving a lot of suspense.
Yuting said: "The design of this cover really takes into account the market effect. ”
Lao Qing said: This book is funded by Hong Qiang, and the book number fee is 15,000, plus 50,000 copies of printing costs, paper costs, etc., a total investment of more than 200,000 yuan. The royalty for me is 10%, and the royalty for more than 30,000 copies is 12%.
Yuting said with some concern: "The first printing of 50,000 copies is still a bit risky. ”
Lao Qing said stubbornly: "You must know that the first printing of Zhang Baorui's "An Embroidered Shoe" is 200,000 copies, plus more than 30 kinds of pirated books, a total of more than 1.3 million copies!" ”
Yuting said: "People are genuine ** manuscripts, well-known and well-known." This book of yours is a hitchhiker book, don't take the wrong car! ”
Lao Qing said: "Since "Who Moved My Milk Cool? After the popularity of "Who Dare to Touch My Milk Cool? "Who can touch my milk cool? "Who doesn't move my milk cool? "All sold well. After the popularity of "Chinese Can Say No", "Why Do Chinese Say No?" Books such as "Chinese Can't Say No" also sold well. ”
Yuting pondered for a while and said, "The high-level changes are unpredictable, you are so self-conscious, don't be negligent." ”
At 10 o'clock in the morning of this day, the launch ceremony of "Three Embroidered Shoes" was held at the Golden Rose Tea House. Yuting, Feitian, Huang Qiushui, Hong Qiang, Lao Qing, Yinling, Xinxin, Xia Jun, Mu Mu, and Lang Yu all attended the meeting. Mu Mu invited reporters from more than a dozen news media. Huang Qiushui also invited a director named Zheng Jing to the meeting.
During the discussion, the participants unanimously agreed that suspense literature is still an uncultivated virgin land in China, with a very promising future and a promising market prospect. The works of British director Alfred Hitchcock are popular all over Europe, and the works of American mystery writer Stephen King and British female writer Christie have been best-sellers, and some have won cultural awards. China's suspense literature has developed greatly, and Zhang Baorui's ** manuscript "An Embroidered Shoe" can be described as a pioneering work of suspense literature. Lao Qing's novels have fluent narrative language, the skills of creating a suspenseful atmosphere are used freely, and the dialogues are humorous and vivid. However, the inner world of the characters is not sufficiently controlled, and the erotic depiction needs to be reduced.
Lao Qing recorded carefully in his notebook, and the cameras of CCTV and Beijing TV pointed at him from time to time, showing a halo in front of his eyes. The flash of a photojournalist also appears on him from time to time.
Lang Yu took the initiative to introduce Lao Qing's daily behavior and deeds to reporters, and provided a lot of news materials.
Director Zheng Jing spoke, this handsome man in his forties runs a Blue Bird Film and Television Company, has shot more than a dozen TV series, and he himself has directed more than a dozen film and television works. He said that he wanted to put Lao Qing's suspense work on the screen and produce a 24-episode TV series, which became my country's first suspense film.
His wonderful speech won the warm applause of the participants, and Lao Qing was very excited after hearing it, and he was a little unable to control himself, fidgeting, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. Lang Yu found a wet towel and wiped his sweat for him. A female reporter mistakenly took Lang Yu as Lao Qing's lover, and stepped forward to ask Lang Yu: "Are you Mr. Lao Qing's girlfriend?" Please talk about your emotional experience, I can write an article "Jin Qiangwei blooms like this". ”
Lang Yu blushed, hurriedly shook his head, and said, "You are mistaken, Lao Qing is a single aristocrat, and I am just a friend of his." ”
The female reporter hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. ”
There was another person sitting on the side who was excited, and that was Silver Bell. Being a film and television actor has been her dream for many years, but she has been suffering from no opportunity, and now she is very excited to hear Director Zheng say that she wants to shoot Lao Qing's work in a TV series. Her gaze never left Zheng Jing. She peeled a banana for Zheng Jing and took the initiative to present her business card to Zheng Jing, and Zheng Jing also politely gave her her business card. Yinling showed him her heart, hoping to play a more important role in "Three Embroidered Shoes".
Zheng Jing said: "You can think about it, and you can try it out at that time." You are good-looking, give people a feeling of beauty and kindness, and play a female spy, which can receive unexpected artistic effects. I am a staunch opponent of Facebook and advocate innovation. Find a time to ask, and you can talk about it seriously. Have you acted in a movie or TV series? ”
Yinling's face flushed coldly, and said: "I joined the drama team in middle school and played the four phoenixes in Lao She's work "Home". ”
"Oh." Zheng Jing helped his glasses.
"I can still sing karaoke." Silver Bell's eyes were full of anticipation.
"I was a soldier and I know how to shoot."
Zheng Jing asked: "Are you afraid of acting in horror movies?" ”
Yinling shook her head vigorously, "Don't be afraid." ”
"Are you afraid if you guard the real corpse?" The solemn gaze is aggressive.
"Don't be afraid, I kept watch for three days and three nights when my grandmother died."
"That's your loved ones."
"Once in the women's restroom, I found a hanged female corpse, and I dragged her down and reported it to the public security bureau." Yinling eagerly observed Zheng Jing's expression.
Lao Qing pulled Lang Yu to Zheng Jing and said, "Director, if you make a TV series, find a role for her." ”
Lang Yu stood in front of Zheng Jing generously.
Zheng Jing looked Lang Yu up and down and asked, "Have you acted in a TV series?" ”
Lang Yu replied: "I acted, the Japanese army massacre, I played an insulted girl, there were many sisters who were bullied by the Japanese army, the director asked me to take off more, but I refused, so I left the crew." ”
Zheng Jing laughed and said: "This is art, to reproduce history truthfully, you see Guo Keyu, who is still a high school student, acting in "Red Cherry", how wonderful!" A German fascist general tattooed her and how fearless she behaved. This is art, and art is real. ”
Zheng Jing asked Lang Yu again: "You are from Beipiao, right?" ”
"What North Drift? I'm from Nanpiao. After Lang Yu finished speaking, she smiled and went to chat with Huang Qiushui.
Lao Qing asked Zheng Jing: "Director Zheng, how much do you estimate it will cost to buy this 20-episode TV series?" ”
Zheng Jing said nonchalantly: "It's a small meaning, it's only 5 million, you hurriedly flipped through this one, there are 4 main characters, the male No. 1 Long Fei and the female No. 1 Bai Wei If you invite a big name to play, the cost will go up, these two people will cost 2 million, but some viewers just want to see famous characters, like Jiang Wen, Lu Yi, Zhou Xun, Mei Ting, female No. 2......" He glanced up at Yinling, "You can consider recommending a new actor......"
Lao Qing recommended: "Get jade." ”
"No, Silver Bell." Zheng Jing set his eyes on Yinling. "The female No. 2 Bai Lei is more hidden, she is kind on the surface, benevolent, and willing to help, the audience will think that she is a positive character, and in the end her fox tail is finally revealed. She is willing to come to the undercover female spy of the Plum Blossom Party. Personally, I think it's more appropriate for Yinling to play this role. Zheng Jing deliberately accentuated his tone when he said the words "individual".
Yinling said happily: "Director Zheng has eyesight, and he is really today's Bole." ”
Zheng Jing changed his words, "But the price of each episode can't be too high, 5,000 per episode." ”
Yinling thought: "I work in the company, the salary is only 2,000 yuan a month, not only work, but also have to look at the boss's eyes, the boss is a workaholic, he doesn't even eat lunch, only drink a cup of coffee, I also have to accompany me, work more than 10 hours a day." In the previous period, the company's business was not good, and the boss asked the employees to go home temporarily and be on standby. This TV series has an income of 5,000 per episode, and 20 episodes will have an income of 100,000, and more importantly, people are afraid of becoming famous, and being famous can be beneficial, if it continues to develop like this, there will be no Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi, Zhou Xun's reputation, and there must be Gao Baobao, Li Yongyong's reputation, it seems that I will come to run from time to time. ”
Zheng Jing specially instructed Yinling before leaving: "You have to read this novel of Lao Qing well, especially the character of Bai Qiang, the eldest daughter of Bai Jingzhai, chairman of the Plum Blossom Party, read it carefully, fully understand the inner world of this character, and I will look for you in a few days." ”
Yinling was flattered when she heard this, nodded again and again, and sent Zheng Jing to the street, watching him go away in a taxi.
The news of the launch ceremony of Lao Qing's work appeared in the newspaper the next day, and many friends called to congratulate Lao Qing. Lao Qing was naturally very happy, busy preparing for the signing and sale of books, and entrusted Mu Mu to help him ** a batch of 500 small craft embroidered shoes. The book signing event is scheduled to be held at 10 a.m. during the Spring Festival at the Xidan Book Building in Beijing.
Yinling has been as sweet as eating persimmons for the past two days, and everything she sees is shining. She specially went to Wangfujing Xinhua Bookstore to buy a photo album of Zhou Xun, Xu Jinglei, Zhao Wei, and Tao Hong, and offered them next to the wood-carved reclining Buddha in the house. She was lying on the bed, looking at these celebrity photo albums, and she felt indescribable joy in her heart.
On the four-meter-long wall, there is a hand-painted picture of seven immortals playing in the water with silver bells, and seven fairies are playing in the water. Yinling pondered: "These seven immortals are like the seven film and television stars that shine brightly today, Zhou Xun, Xu Jinglei, Zhao Wei, Tao Hong, Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi, and the remaining one should be me, my luck is like the sun and the moon in the sky, it is these seven fairies." Thinking of this, Yinling smiled, she smiled so naturally and happily.
Yinling turned on the TV, and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was being broadcast on the screen, and Huang Rong played by Zhou Xun was talking to the old urchin Zhou Botong played by Zhao Liang. Yinling felt that Zhou Xun's eyes were too charming, and her every move was so fascinating. Yinling held Lao Qing's book and gradually fell asleep.
On the morning of the third day, Yinling received a call from Director Zheng Jing, who asked her to meet at the door of McDonald's on Jinsong Middle Street at 6 o'clock that night. Yinling took the phone, her heart was pounding, she went to the beauty salon to do beauty, took a bath in the sauna, and changed into elegant clothes to go to the appointment.
At 6 o'clock, Yinling took a car to the door of McDonald's on Jinsong Middle Street, and saw Director Zheng wandering there in a suit and trousers. The two were very happy to meet.
Zheng Jing said: "I like to eat old Beijing's fried noodles the most, there is an authentic one in Lubei, I invite you to eat old Beijing fried noodles, how about it?" ”
Silver Bell nodded and said, "I like it too." ”
The two crossed the road and walked north, and sure enough, there was an old Beijing fried noodle shop on the road.
"Two, please!" The shopkeeper said hello, and the two of them picked a secluded seat and sat down.
Zheng Jing asked for two bowls of fried noodles, a plate of boiled peanuts, a plate of cold tomatoes, and two bottles of Xiaoerguotou wine.
Zheng Jing bit open the caps of the two bottles of Xiaoerguotou wine with his teeth, and said, "Yinling, let's drink all of them one bottle each!" ”
Yinling said: "Director Zheng, I don't know how to drink. ”
"It's okay, I'm bored, accompany me to drink a bottle, just this small bottle."
Yinling couldn't excuse herself, and thought: "I have to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman." So I took a sip, felt uncomfortable, and coughed a few times.
"It's okay, you will get used to it slowly, wine is anti-virus, back then, Guan Gong scraped his bones to treat injuries, and he used wine to disinfect."
"How's the book going?"
Yinling replied, "I've seen it three times." ”
"Very good, the key is to understand it, to understand it, to look like it, to look like it. Have you read Stanislavsky's book? ”
Silver Bell shook her head.
"He is a famous Russian master of the art of performance theory, you come to my house in a while, I will lend it to you."
Zheng Jing took a slice of tomato with chopsticks and put it on the plate of the silver bell.
"Tomatoes are cosmetical, tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes are persimmons shipped from the West, which may have been introduced when Zhang Qian was in the Western Regions, and the beauty of the West is hundreds of years earlier than the beauty history of the East."
The guy brought two large bowls of fried noodles, and Yinling smelled the aroma of sauce.
Zheng Jing took the fried noodles and devoured them, he ate a few bites, raised his head, and said: "Hand noodles, it's really fragrant, the fried noodles in old Beijing are really authentic!" ”
"Where is Director Zheng from?"
"Henan people, hometown Luoyang Mansion, where peonies are produced."
Silver Bell drank all the wine in the bottle and felt groggy.
After the two finished eating the noodles, Zheng Jing stood up, and the shopkeeper came over and asked for payment. Zheng Jing patted the shop guy on the shoulder and said, "I am friends with your boss, first on credit, and then the accounts will be calculated uniformly." ”
Zheng Jing pulled the silver bell and walked out of the restaurant.
Zheng Jing said: "My family lives nearby, come to my house and sit for a while, and I will tell you about the role I played." ”
Yinling followed him into a unit building, which was in disrepair and the corridor was narrow, and at the door of a room on the third floor, Zheng Jing took out the key and opened the door.
It was a one-bedroom room with a double bed, a lamp on the bedside table, a wardrobe on the west wall, and a pair of old sofas next to it.
Zheng Jing motioned for Yinling to sit down, then took out a contract from the bedside table and handed it to Yinling.
Zheng Jing said: "You first familiarize yourself with the contract, this is a temporary residence for me, hard work, self-reliance. ”
Silver Bell smiled and said, "I understand. ”
Zheng Jing took out a book from his leather bag on the ground, which was a theory of performance written by Stanislavsky.
"Yinling, I'll lend you this book, Si's theory should be studied hard."
Zheng Jing took off his suit and hung it in the closet. Then turn on the tape recorder, and beautiful dance music comes out of the tape recorder.
"Yinling, let's dance a song and relieve hangover." Zheng Jing pulled up the silver bell and moved his dance steps lightly. At this time, it was getting late, Zheng Jing closed the curtains, turned on the table lamp, and turned off the headlights. The room is filled with an orange vibe, and the music is melodious and soothing.
Zheng Jing's dance steps slowed down, he hugged Yinling, and asked Yinling softly: "Will you act in bed play?" To grasp the conception of the novel, there must also be a bed scene between Bai Qiang and her old lover in the script, and it will take a long time. In addition, there is also a back scene of Bai Qiang bathing, can you play it? ”
Yinling bit her lip, nodded, and said, "This is art, I can ...... acting"
"Great, great, you have the spirit of dedication to art, commendable, respectable, and valuable. Where does your husband work? Zheng Jing almost bit the earlobe of the silver bell and asked.
"There used to be, but we broke up......" Yinling's tone was a bit bleak.
"Well, Bai Qiang is also a divorced woman. Now I'm playing Bai Qiang's old lover. He was originally a young scientist, Bai Jingzhai sent someone to assassinate him in order to break them up, and he fled overseas without a trace. More than ten years later, he reunited with Bai Qiang, the old love was rekindled, ** burned, the two old lovers were like glue, hungry and thirsty......" Zheng Jing said, kissing Yinling's face like a torrential rain...... He skillfully stripped off Silver Bell's clothes and pants, and Silver Bell was slammed on the bed like a peeled banana.
Yinling's veins are expanding, her mind is full of star dreams, and her golden star career is beckoning to her, and she wants to break with her old life. She looked at the empty and clumsy white cow and felt very amused; Her fierceness, his persistence, his full inflated lust, his perverted wry smile, and his sluggish ** all made Yinling want to laugh.
She thought: "Anyway, she is a divorced woman, and for the sake of her career and art, she will give up......"
But soon she felt excited, and that distant and unfamiliar desire rose again...... Yinling has been carrying the contract signed by Zheng Jing and her for the past two days, just like getting the sword above, not to mention how down-to-earth she is. In the past few days, she has not been to the teahouse, and she is at home all day long holding Zheng Jing's Stanislavsky's performance theory borrowed by her, she can't put it down, she reads hard, friends call, she is too lazy to answer, looking at Zhou Xun's portrait page on Zhou Xun's photo album all day long and smirking.
Soon, the talented Director Zheng simply quit his house, swaggered into the forbidden area of Yinling, and shared the bed with her, in order to be familiar with her ears and eyes, and make her become a talent as soon as possible. Yinling is usually tight-lipped, never follows the clouds, papers on the rights and wrongs of others, joys and sorrows, invisible, and cautious. Therefore, Zheng Jing and her rapid development are only known by God, by earth, you know, I know, and Yinling has already been implanted with a ** ring, so there is no need to worry about whether she will get pregnant. The neighbors all know that she is a divorced single woman, and it is not surprising that there is a man in and out of the house.
At 10 o'clock in the morning of the Spring Festival, the book signing and selling activity of the author of Lao Qing's novel "Three Embroidered Shoes" kicked off in the hall on the first floor of the Xidan Book Building in Beijing. Lao Qing was dressed like a groom, wearing a suit, a bright red American tie, brocade flowers, and a ring of small embroidered shoes around his neck, which were embroidered by the sisters themselves.
Mu Mu guarded next to Lao Qing, a flower bucket with 500 small craft embroidered shoes, the service desk put a handful of Lao Qing's works, before 10 o'clock, the line has formed a long line, until the gate is thrown out.
Lao Qing glanced at the team of readers, there were many beautiful girls in it, and they were looking at Lao Qing with envious eyes. Lao Qing's mood was lifted for a second, and he felt refreshed. As everyone knows, there are many sisters here who were notified in advance by Langyu.
Yuting, Hong Qiang, Langyu, Mu Mu, etc. all participated in the ceremony, Lang Yufang presided, and a vice president of Tiandi Publishing House said a few words, and then Lang Yu began to introduce Lao Qing, Lao Qing stood up and waved to everyone frequently, very bit "no matter the wind and waves, it is better than a leisurely stroll" demeanor.
In his speech, Lao Qing concisely introduced the creative process, the theme of the book, and said that he would make more contributions to the development of Chinese suspense novels, and he hoped that readers would like to wear his two shoes.
Lao Qing spoke impassionedly, and the shoe around his neck swayed from time to time, dazzling.
There were also many graduates in the queue, including a middle-aged couple, and the man said: "The thing he wears is a bit like the thing we wore when we were on a farm in Yunnan, criticizing a broken shoe and wearing it." ”
The woman smiled: "I look a bit like the thing that our family haha-wre, I don't know whose creativity it is." ”
At the beginning of the book signing, Lao Qing's signature pen was busy, some readers asked him to sign, some asked him to inscribe a word, and some took out the manuscript of the year and asked him to sign. A young and slender woman held a bouquet of red roses in her hand, hugged Lao Qing warmly, and kissed him on the cheek. Lao Qing only felt a little crispy. Not far away, Lang Yu smiled secretly, it turned out that this was a scene directed by her.
The rain pavilion helps maintain order, and the herdsman is busy delivering shoes to book signers.
An old man who was poor and over the past took a book and asked Lao Qing to sign it, and he leaned on Lao Qing's ear and said: "Young man, this writing is not bad, but the cover design is a bit cheesy, how did you draw a bare-chested young woman?" ”
Lao Qing whispered to him: "Your old man's opinion is very correct, this is the meaning of the publishing house, I can't help it!" ”
The old man said to himself: "Yes, people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help it!" ”
After the old man left, Lao Qing said to Hong Qiang: "Whether it is vulgar or not depends on the market." ”
The news of Lao Qing's autograph and book sale was repeatedly broadcast on the loudspeaker, colorful flags were flying, and colored balls were swaying in mid-air.
The book signing event lasted for an hour, and more than 300 books were sold, and Yuting saw that there were fewer and fewer people buying books, so he ordered Lang Yu to announce the end.
In the past two days, Yinling has been like a lost lamb, lost and panicked. Zheng Jing didn't know where to go, and his mobile phone was either turned off or no one answered. She even found Zheng Jing's residence, and the landlord said that he had vacated the room, and there was no trace of him. Dingyin Ling panicked. She thought of the words "charlatan", and felt a burst of heart palpitations and nausea, and then she thought of asking her friends in the film and television park. They all said they hadn't heard of this man. Yinling felt dumb and faceless, and she was really in great pain.
Yinling has been locked up at home for three days and has not gone out. She washed her face with tears every day, and she became more and more haggard day by day.
Zheng Jing disappeared from her field of vision, maybe he extended his clutches to other kind women, maybe he was lying on a woman's bed, maybe he was eyeing the Beipiao tribe in the name of recruiting actresses...... Maybe, no more, maybe.
The more Yinling thought about it, the more angry she became, the more embarrassed she became, the more she thought about it, she wanted to fight back, she wanted to retaliate, but she couldn't find the target, just like raising a clenched fist, and she could only hit the air again and again in space. She looked at the array in the room, and was so angry that she tore up page by page. When she got along with Zheng Jing, she was so ashamed that her face was hot, her neck was hot, and her chest was hot. In the end, she remembered Lao Qing, and like she had caught a life-saving straw, she called him.
It was two o'clock in the evening when Lao Qing received Yinling's call, and he hurried to Yinling's residence. Yinling was like a wronged child, throwing herself into Lao Qing's arms and crying. She told Lao Qinghe everything.
Lao Qing listened to it and realized that this was a scam, but Zheng Jing sank into the sea without a clue. Lao Qing was on the rise at the time, and he didn't see Zheng Jing's flaws, but he felt angry when he saw that such an honest woman as Yinling was being arbitrarily destroyed. Yinling asked Lao Qing to keep her secret and not to tell Sharon's friends and others, and she didn't want to call the police. Lao Qing promised to help her find the liar and punish him severely.
From then on, Lao Qing carried a pair of scissors in his arms. Pay attention to pedestrians, and at the same time frequently go out of the song hall, sauna, and inquire about the traces of Zheng Jing.
Lao Qing went to the gate of Beiying again, and asked the boys and girls of the Beipiao tribe about Zheng Jing's whereabouts. He was told that he had been seen months earlier and that he had disappeared. Some people also said that he was seen taking a few young actors to the cash cabinet song hall to sing.
Lao Qing thought to himself: "Good boy, I cheated and took advantage of it, and I can't spare this kid." ”
Lao Qing found Yinling and asked her if she had a photo of Zheng Jing. Silver Bell shook her head and said no. Lao Qing suddenly thought that on the day of the novel's launch ceremony, he invited a lot of news reporters, and he might be able to find a photo of Zheng Jing. He called the photographer of a tabloid, and the reporter told him that there was a photo of Zheng Jing and Yuting and others together, Lao Qing said to borrow it, and the reporter said: "I'll just sell you, 100 yuan a piece." Lao Qing thought to himself: "This kid is dizzy to make money." He gritted his teeth and gave him 100 yuan and got the photo back. He cut out Zheng Jing's head, went to the photo studio to enlarge and remake dozens of photos, and then handed it to Lang Yu, told Lang Yu the reason, and asked her to mobilize the little sisters to look for this person together, and immediately notify him as soon as there was a situation, and the meritorious service person was rewarded with 1,000 yuan each.
Lao Qing pondered, Zheng Jing is a habitual deception on the rivers and lakes, a master of color hunting, according to his nature, saunas, song halls, footwashing houses, etc. should be the places he frequents, if these landlords cast a net, he may be caught.
No news for a day.
There was no news for two days.
There was no trace for three days.
Lao Qing called Lang Yu to inquire, and Lang Yu said that the sound of the waves was still the same.
Yinling saw that Lao Qing was trying his best for her, trying his best, and breaking the cost, and she couldn't bear it. She said to Lao Qing: Catching him is like looking for a needle in a haystack, it takes so much effort, I can forget it. I have received your wishes, eat a trench, grow a wisdom, and I will learn a lesson.
Lao Qing said: "This kind of person is a scourge in society, today you will pit the silver bell, tomorrow will pit the golden bell, the day after tomorrow may bully the iron bell, this kind of social scum is not cleared, where can the society get peace?" As a big brother, I also advise you a few words, cats have cat roads, dogs have dog roads, you want to be a star, I think it's Jiao Da in the Dream of Red Mansions in Jiafu's pursuit of Sister Lin - no play! One is that it is not good to be photogenic, and the other is that it lacks the aura of an actor, so it is good for you to help the salon host the tea house. ”
When Lao Qing said this, he coughed and said seriously: "I think that all creative work requires talent, especially actors, as well as writers, painters, sculptors, musicians and other professions, Russian writer Leo Tolstoy said: 'Genius is one-tenth of inspiration, nine-tenths of blood and sweat.'" ’……”
"It's the Stannis ...... who writes about acting."
Lao Qing shook his head and said: "It's not a person, the sound of the great musician John Christopher opening the door with the key, and the sound of the spoon falling to the ground are all regarded as music; The great Chinese writer Guo Moruo spent a few days and nights wearing his hair and writing the immortal poem "Goddess" in a lonely room; Liu Shaotang, a famous writer of rural literature, began to publish literary works at the age of 13; The great painter Qi Baishi was a small carpenter when he was young; During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Gan Luo of the Qin State was 13 years old and paid homage to the prime minister...... Don't you believe in talent? It is true that there are also factors such as opportunities, family, acquired efforts, personal talent development, and the development of one's strengths. Great times create great people, and bring out geniuses that were impossible to play in the past. Ruan Ji, one of the seven sages of the Western Jin Dynasty Bamboo Forest, said that the hero of Shiyuan made the erector famous. He emphasized the role of the times and denied the role of the individual. In fact, history is created by heroes and people. ”
Yinling suddenly felt that Lao Qing was much taller in front of people, she used to think that he was a bit hippie, informal, and liked girls, but she didn't expect him to have so much knowledge in his stomach. In the past, Mr. Feitian jokingly called him the contemporary Ah Q, or called him Mr. Kong Yiji, and he always laughed after hearing it, and always said: "I am a superfluous person, and I like to read Mr. Qu Qiubai's "Superfluous Words". "Yinling always felt that his residence was a forgotten corner of society, a marginal area of today's society, and an attachment to the collision of old and new institutions in another period of social change. She has vaguely heard a lot of stories about Lao Qing, the pain and disappearance of her first love, the wanton killing on the Fengyue field, the master of hunting on the road, the little people who dare to collide with the big people, Ah Q's self-deprecation, Kong Yiji's shabby and vibrating words. What Yinling never expected was that Lao Qing had a crush on Xinxin, and attempted suicide for her. In the past, Lao Qing was just a cynical friend in her eyes, a copywriter who ridiculed life, and a social outcast who went with the flow, but it turned out that he still had such wisdom in his head. She felt that he was a bit like Wei Xiaobao in Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Deer and Ding", Wei Xiaobao had no martial arts and was from an ordinary background, but with his incorruptible tongue and wisdom, he won the trust of the emperor, the respect of the Heaven and Earth Society, and the favor of girls. Yinling became more and more respectful of Lao Qing, she was a thin woman, when she was humiliated, Lao Qing stepped forward, like a chivalrous warrior with a sword, rescued him, it was really a great act of benevolence and righteousness, a trip of great wisdom and bravery, what did I use Yinling to thank you?
At 11 o'clock in the evening of the sixth day, information came: one of Langyu's sisters found Zheng Jing at the Tianzi Bathing Center.
When Lao Qing heard this, he was overjoyed, secretly hid the scissors, and drove to the Tianzi Bathing Center.
Lao Qing changed into a bathrobe and quietly went up to the third floor to meet up with Lang Yu and her sisters.
Lang Yu told him that Zheng Jing was receiving a massage in room 306.
Lang Yu told Lao Qing: "Just teach him a lesson, don't make trouble." ”
Lao Qing nodded, and rushed straight into room 306, just as he saw Zheng Jing having sex with a massage girl naked.
Lao Qing took out the scissors and rushed straight to Zheng Jing.
Zheng Jing was stunned and unprepared.
Lao Qing dragged the massage girl away and shouted: "You told you to hurt people again!" A scissor stabbed him in the back.
Blood gushed out, Zheng Jing screamed miserably, and fell.
The masseuse screamed and rushed out of the room bare...... Lao Qing was arrested, and he followed the public security officers into the police car like a warrior.
Langyu was in a hurry. Lao Qing faces a three-year prison sentence for intentional wounding.
Although Zheng Jing saved his life, he became severely disabled, and his romantic career came to an end.
Yinling, Yuting, Huang Qiushui, etc. rushed around, shouting loudly, asking for a reduction in punishment for Lao Qing.
Public opinion was in an uproar.
The news media adds hype, and hot news wants to be on paper.
The legal profession is ready to move, and many lawyers are willing to be Lao Qing's defense lawyers.
Yinling atoned for Lao Qing's crime and voluntarily exposed, and she announced the whole story to the public security department and the news media.
Lang Yu loudly appealed: The freelancer Lao Qing scored 100 points in morality in this case, and he should recover the lost points in law!
Hong Qiang voluntarily donated 5,000 yuan as a fund for everyone to appeal for Lao Qing.
Lin Jie, a young female lawyer in the salon, was identified as Lao Qing's defense lawyer.
Lao Qing is treated well in the club, in his words, although he is not free, but he lives a very nourishing life.
The guards sympathized with him and said, "Let's reform and learn more about the law." ”
Lao Qing said: "Yes, I have already asked someone to buy books at the legal counter of Xinhua Bookstore in Wangfujing. ”
Yinling treasured Lao Qing's scissors, and she said that she would set up the China Righteousness and Courage Museum in the future, and she would dedicate this scissors representing justice and morality to this museum for everyone to visit.
Yuting mobilized many friends in the salon to jointly write to the president of the court to appeal Lao Qing's behavior. Lawyer Lin Jie also argued in court, and the court sentenced Lao Qing to 3 years in prison. Zheng Jing's deception has been fully exposed in the media, and he was fined 5,000 yuan for soliciting prostitution and received education for 3 months.
Lao Qing began a life of hard labor in a prison on the outskirts of Beijing. Yinling and Langyu visited the prison every week and brought some daily necessities.
The cellmates in prison knew the background of Lao Qing's crime, and they were more sympathetic to him. Lao Qing insisted on studying and writing in it, during which he seemed to have matured a lot, he wrote in an article "On Forty-Year-Old Men": "A man is forty, mature, deep, rich in connotation, quite charming, he is calmer than a thirty-year-old man, more humorous than a fifty-year-old man, a man's foothold is a career, if he has no career, just eat, drink and have fun every day, he will become more and more confused, more and more confused, and he will be depressed." If his work can reflect his talent and life value, then he will have spiritual sustenance and vitality. A man's emphasis on family comes first and foremost from his affection for his wife and children. Forty-year-old men are prone to privacy, and everyone is prone to privacy. Whether it's for love, sex, or why, deep down in their hearts, they all yearn to have a confidant. This celebrity is no longer his wife, because she has become a part of himself, and the affection of his siblings is weakening his ability to appreciate his charm. Men's blood and bone marrow are always active in the genes that are always ready to accept temptation, men's love is generally not unswerving, and men's body and mind are generally not wholeheartedly thrown into the arms of a woman, and will not be satisfied in a single channel. After marriage, a man may be swaying and uneasy when he encounters a fresh affair. But once they get a new woman, they will soon get tired of the pleasure of that moment, and they know that the women they get are all the same, and the third party "really gets started, and maybe even more troubled, as long as the majesty remains, the man often jumps into a boat and then goes to find a new boat." Men are not weak enough to depend on a woman to survive, and they don't seem to be clinging to a woman, especially a man in his forties.
Forty-year-old men's appreciation of women is not only limited to the appearance and figure on the surface, they can often look into the depths of a woman's heart through the woman's appearance, and all kinds of women are floating in front of their eyes, one by one. Suddenly, his heart pounded, because he was attracted to a woman, that woman became the idol of his heart, he deified her, idealized her, he wanted to have this excellent ideal woman, but he wanted to hide it and not reveal it, naturally, waiting for the melon to ripen, and it would come naturally. A forty-year-old man has strong self-control, and he can avoid many embarrassing situations. Women often appreciate men's maturity and strength, kindness and integrity, because men are not perfect people, so women can indulge men's sorrow and vulnerability, and love men's sincerity and openness. A forty-year-old man is a gorgeous rainbow in the eyes of a girl, a swing that makes people's hearts swing in the eyes of a young woman, a comfortable recliner in the eyes of a middle-aged woman, a storytelling in the eyes of an elderly woman, a door curtain in the eyes of a beautiful woman, a wall in the eyes of a mediocre woman, an oasis of peace in the eyes of a virtuous woman, a cash cow in the eyes of a greedy woman, a chapter of erotic description in the eyes of a ** woman, and a stone inkstone in the eyes of a talented woman. A forty-year-old man is a hazy morning, a warm noon, a splendid evening, a deep night, and a question that a woman can never solve...... Lao Qingtuo Yinling handed over his newly written article to Yuting, who then managed to publish it in the newspaper. Yuting recommended Lao Qing's article to a very popular newspaper supplement for publication, which immediately attracted hundreds of schools of thought. The newspaper had a special column on a forty-year-old man. One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and many men and women in their forties wrote one after another, expressing their own opinions. Some people write that forty-year-old men are dangerous men, they have experience, often money, status, and they are often masters of hunting for beauty. Someone wrote that if a 40-year-old man is still distracted, hard to change, and eats in a bowl and looks at the pot, then won't society be chaotic? Others have written that men at the age of 40 have the highest mortality rate, and they are often the pillars of society, the pillars of the family, and the leaders of the unit. Some people even wrote that forty-year-old men are on the top of the cliff, and their ordinary life is boring, and the extramarital love in film and television dramas is being renovated, one after another, and they also want to experience this kind of life. In the past, there was a thief's heart, but there was no thief's courage, there was a thief's courage, there was no thief's strength, and there was a thief's strength, and the thief was gone.
Yinling and Lang Yu reported the reactions of the outside world to Lao Qing one by one, and Lao Qing thought that he was inside, which could also cause an uproar in public opinion, and he felt a lot more relieved.
Spring hates autumn sorrow, flowers bloom and fall, and in a blink of an eye, Lao Qing has served a year in prison. The Golden Rose Tea House is more than enough under the conditioning of Huang Qiushui. During this period, Lao Qing read a large number of books and wrote a lot of poems, some of which were written to Sharon's friends. The poem he wrote to Lang Yu was:
After a bend in the window, the bright moon and a round of his body can't help but climb the wall of his heart with black and white cobwebs, get along with the same room for a few years, and the neighbors who come to enjoy it are the young age of Langyu, and the poem he wrote to Yinling is:
You are like a fallen leaf suppressed by the earth, and the pear blossom that cannot see thousands of trees is only half haggard in the breath, and the poem he wrote to the rain pavilion is:
The pavilion in the rain was full of wind and rain, hiding in the pavilion, I don't know who to pour out the dream garden to, I said goodbye to the slender man of the Songhua River, the snow hermitage, went to the grass, only the fragrance was like a release, the sun set, the rain lived, the pavilion was left with four pillars of tears, and the poem he wrote to Huang Qiushui was:
You locked a house, the value of this house is indeed difficult to estimate, since there is only one life, why live so hard, she parted from this house, often in a dream, looking back on people's moods, sometimes like a cup of bitter tea, unpredictable, confused, he wrote to Feitian poem:
People, not a tree, can't stay in a country forever, poetry is your best companion, how many mountains, rivers and lakes with you, memories have fallen, leaving only a winding path, the horizon has no end, the back is getting more and more ambiguous, and the poem he wrote to the novel is:
The broken strings of the piano leaning on the desolate corner, enjoying the loneliness, a glass of bitter wine can not be extinguished for many years, if one day you give up the red face and know that I am willing to accept all the torture, he wrote to Hong Qiang's poem:
The sail is up, you have returned from overseas, bathed in the morning glow of your hometown, the wind has risen, you have walked on the embankment, you have fallen into the mud of the handicap, the clouds have risen, you have come from the dream, and let the memories cry, and the poem he wrote to the thunder is:
Every day you sleep with the Buddha, the Buddha looks at you very close, you look at the Buddha very far away, every day you lie down and paint, wake up and paint very close to you, you are far away from the painting, Lao Qing handed over these poems to Langyu, and she forwarded them to the Yuting, and then the Yuting recommended them to be published in magazines.
Huang Qiushui was very happy to see Lao Qing's poetry creation becoming more and more mature. He thought that Lao Qing had done too much out of righteousness, and if he had been in it for too long, he didn't know if he would have mental depression, so he discussed with Yuting if he could think of a way.
Yuting said: "You can consider medical parole, I heard that he has severe high blood pressure and asthma. ”
Huang Qiushui slapped his thigh and said, "I'll go to the event, maybe I can let him out." ”
Huang Qiushui has many ideas, has a wide range of social connections, and is quick to do things, and a month later, Lao Qing went through the procedures for medical parole and returned home.
Lang Yu and Yinling saw Lao Qing go home, naturally very happy, friends of the Golden Rose Culture Salon for Lao Qing in Cuihualou to catch the wind, Lao Qing was excited, drank two more cups, tears like a spring, excited on the table crying.
Yuting asked, "Lao Qing, who bullied you?" ”
Lao Qing shook his head.
Huang Qiushui asked, "Do you miss your child?" ”
Lao Qing shook his head again.
Feitian asked, "Do you miss a woman?" There is no place for heroes. ”
Lao Qing burst into tears and laughed, but still shook his head.
The shepherd asked, "What's the reason for that?" ”
Lao Qing said affectionately: "I feel that the greatest happiness in life is freedom, and I have a further understanding of life. ”
Suiko twisted her fat buttocks, spun in a circle, raised her glass, and said, "Yes, long live freedom!" ”
She raised her glass and said, "Yes, a toast to freedom!" ”
The wine glasses collided, and a cheer erupted.
Long live freedom.
When Lao Qing arrived home from Yinling and Langyu, it was already one o'clock in the night.
Yinling felt a little guilty and wanted to take care of Lao Qing for a few days, so she lay in bed with Langyu.
Because it is a single bed, the two of them are crowded when they lie side by side, and Yinling sleeps very steadily and motionless, but Langyu can't fall asleep over and over. Whenever Langyu turned over, he would wake up Yinling, and Rongyu was even more uneasy when he saw this, and he turned over more often.
Seeing that Yinling's two big black eyes were shining, Lang Yu knew that she had woken her up, so she said, "Sister Yinling, I can't sleep, I know I woke you up." Let's talk, shall we? ”
Silver Bell nodded.
Lang Yu snuggled on Yinling's shoulder and said, "Sister Yinling, you have a special aroma on your body, the kind that seems to be very cold. ”
Yinling said: "I don't eat meat for a long time, I only eat vegetarian food, eat vegetables and fruits, and I have been clearing the grain for a while. ”
Lang Yu said: "I like to eat meat, especially steak and small mud sausages. Sister Yinling, I think your body is very cold, and there is a cool breath. ”
Silver Bell chuckled, "It can't be a green corpse, right?" It was a famous legend of the ** period. ”
Lang Yu asked, "How did you get divorced?" Why don't people choose carefully before marriage, divorce will bring a lot of pain to children. ”
"In the early stage of contact between men and women, men pay more attention to sex, and women generally pay more attention to emotion. I had just been demobilized from the army at that time, and I was also a beautiful girl, and I was so impressed by his eloquent talk that he hid all his shortcomings, and only learned that it was a mistake after getting married. He likes to hunt for flowers and willows, and lacks a sense of family responsibility. It was another mistake to have children, I was cowardly by nature, and I always tolerated it, and in the end, he actually brought a young woman to the house. I finally had no choice but to divorce. In fact, how many girls are really for love now. He deceived the girl's vanity with the same eloquence, and after he married the beautiful girl, the girl realized that he did not have much money, that buying a house and a car was just a mirage, and on the third day of the marriage he ran away without a trace. Later, he came to me again, wept bitterly, and said that he wanted to remarry, even if he did not remarry, he would maintain a cohabitation relationship in front of the children, and then he did his own thing. I said to him sternly, if you want this, I can call the police, and if it continues, you will commit rape. When he heard this, his face turned white with fright and he slipped away. ”
Lang Yu said in admiration: "Sister Yinling, you really have a kind. ”
Yinling said happily: "I left him, it was like getting rid of a big burden, I very much agree with Lao Qing's words, freedom, it's good!" "I breathe real air, I bathe in the warm sunshine, I am free, how happy I am!
"Have you never fallen in love with a man again since?"
Yinling said seriously: "Love is not something you can get if you want it, you can come whenever you want, it is unavoidable, and sometimes it passes by you." Some people may not get it for the rest of their lives. ……”
Silver Bell sighed.
Lang Yu asked, "Do you like Lao Qing?" ”
"Of course I like the stuff in his heart, he is cynical on the surface, like a hippie, like Ah Q, and sometimes like Kong Yiji, but he has a chivalrous heart. He avenged me, and I will never forget him for the rest of my life. ”
"Will you die for him?"
Silver Bell shook her head, we are friends, not friends in that sense. If it's that kind of relationship, it devalues this friendship of ours. But I sometimes have some evil dreams, for example, one day, I dreamed that I was taking a bath in the bathroom with Lao Qing, and he washed me seriously ...... and woke up to realize that it was a dream. Dreams are bizarre at times.
Lang Yu smiled: "Your face must be red." ”
Silver Bell smiled and nudged her, "Ghost elf, of course it's red, it's so hot." ”
"Your face must be very red now, like a red apple. If you don't believe me, turn on the lights and see. ”
Lang Yu got up and was about to press the switch, but was stopped by Yinling. She gently patted her pointed buttocks and said, "Don't make trouble, it's the middle of the night." ”
Lang Yu lay down.
Yinling asked, "Do you like Lao Qing?" ”
Lang Yu turned over, turned his head to the wall, and said, "Go to sleep, I have to get up early tomorrow to make breakfast for him." ”
The next morning, as soon as Yinling woke up, he saw Lang Yu walking through the door with a plate of poached eggs and entering the living room. She scrambled to her feet, looked at her watch, and at 7 o'clock in the morning he quickly got dressed and went into the bathroom, where the rapids flowed. Then wash your face and brush your teeth. The face towel is too dirty, a smell, this is Lao Qing's face towel, it has not been washed for many days. There was a circle of black stains at the bottom of the cough cup, and the toothbrush was full of hair, and it took a lot of effort for Yinling to wash the towel and wash the cough cup again.
Lao Qing is still asleep. Murmuring in his mouth.
Lang Yu woke him up and shouted, "Brother Qing, it's time to get up, eat early." ”
Lao Qinghu opened his eyes, trembled with fright, and said, "Where is this?" I'm going to right away, I'm going to right away......"
Lang Yu smiled: "This is home." ”
Yinling helped him and said, "Wake up, wake up, slow down." ”
Lao Qing's eyes looked at Lang Yu in a daze, and then looked at Yinling blankly, his face expressionless, stunned.
Lang Yu shouted: "It's me, Rong Yu, where is your soul?" ”
Yinling shouted: "Lao Qing, Brother Qing, I'm Yinling, don't look at me with such eyes, I'm scared to death!" ”
Lao Qing's mouth moved, and his saliva overflowed.
Lang Yu hurriedly wiped it with a handkerchief.
Lao Qing took a bath last night, his hair was wet, he was pressed by his head for a night, and the ends of his hair were cocked, like a cocked rooster.
Lang Yu said: "Wake up, it's time to eat!" ”
Lao Qing listened, but still didn't understand what he meant.
Yinling said: "Brother Qing must be joking with the two of us and blowing up the corpse to scare us." ”
Lang Yu said: "I don't see it, he seems to be out of his body." He slammed Lao Qing on his thigh, and he still needed to react.
Lang Yu said, "Oops, Sister Yinling, don't you know how to massage?" You give him a massage and see if he can wake up. ”
Yinling said, "I'll give him gong first." ”
Lang Yu said anxiously: "You won't go crazy, right?" ”
Yinling shook his head, lifted Lao Qing's quilt, stood one meter away from Lao Qing, held his breath, roared, and pushed Lao Qing with both hands.
On the side, Lang Yu saw that Yinling's face was flushed, his eyes were wide open, he couldn't breathe, and he didn't dare to take a breath.
Yinling made a gesture for a while, then collected the gong and asked, "Langyu, do you feel it?" ”
"Do you feel the heat?" Silver Bell's eyes widened.
Lang Yu still shook his head and said, "There's no heat." ”
"Then you are the kind of person who lacks qigong inspiration." Yinling looked at Lao Qing, and Lao Qing was still stunned.
"Sister Yinling, do you massage Brother Qing and see if it works?"
Yinling said, "Then I'll step on his back and give it a try." She took off Lao Qing's vest, and Lao Qing only had a pair of underwear left.
Yinling pulled Lao Qing's body over, then took off his shoes and stood on the bed, stepping rhythmically on Lao Qing's back.
The flesh on Lao Qing's back is wide and thick, black and rough, with traces of acne aging and fading, just like the skin of an old buffalo in the south.
As the silver bell stepped rhythmically, Lao Qing's body also trembled.
After a meal, Lao Qing still didn't wake up completely, and Lang Yu couldn't hold his breath a little anymore, so he said, "Does your qigong work?" It's pseudo-qigong again. ”
Yinling was already tired and sweaty, and when she heard Lang Yu's remarks, she suddenly collapsed on the bed like a deflated ball.
Lang Yu was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, turning around, she said: "It's better to call 999, let the ambulance come, and send it to the hospital, otherwise, it will delay Brother Qing's life, but it will be too late to regret it." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his satchel and was about to dial the number.
Lao Qing got up and said loudly: "Get jade, don't fight, don't fight." ”
Seeing Lao Qing playing tricks on himself, Lang Yu cried profusely.
Yinling saw that Lao Qing was playing a prank again, and she was also angry and anxious, and beat Lao Qing hard with her small fist.
Lao Qing knelt on the bed on his knees and begged for mercy: "I apologized to my aunts and grandmothers, just because I have been away for a year, I just came home, I am not used to it, I am sleepy and tired, and I have a dream for a night." ”
Lang Yu asked, "What dreams have you had?" ”
Lao Qing smiled: "I took off my light on Chang'an Street and ran naked on the street." I ran so fast, and the pedestrians in the street walked casually, coming and going, as if they were used to it, and no one laughed at me. I ran and ran as hard as I could, as if I had grown wings, as if I had flown up and soared through the clouds. Strangely, however, none of the pedestrians looked up at me. A large lake suddenly appeared in front of it, as far as the eye could see, with fragrant grass and shadows of trees on the edge of the lake. I was afraid of falling into the lake, so I inhaled desperately, lifted my body up, lifted up, and didn't plunge into the water. ”
Yinling said, "This lake must be very deep and cold. ”
Lang Yu said: "I think, that lake may be Yuyuan Lake." ”
Lao Qing continued, "The more I am afraid of falling into the lake, the more my body sinks, and the more I sink, the more I feel that my breathing is tight." ”
Silver Bell asked, "Did you dream of a boat?" ”
Lao Qing shook his head, "I didn't see the boat, I only saw an ocean." ”
Lang Yu asked, "Have you ever dreamed of a white horse?" ”
Yinling said: "When a woman dreams of a white horse, it is a good omen for peach blossom luck; When a man dreams of a phoenix, it is a good omen for peach blossom luck. ”
Lao Qing said: "I didn't dream of the phoenix, but I saw two little white ducks, playing leisurely in the lake." ”
"Did you dream of a big tree?" Lang Yu asked.
Lao Qing shook his head, "I ran into Babao Mountain, and suddenly I saw countless corpses also running, also naked, white, like a cloud. I asked them, 'Why don't you go to the grave?' What to run? One of them replied: 'I don't want to go to the grave, I like to move freely, how good life is.' I was astonished to find nothing underneath him, and asked: 'How did you put the root of life on the shelf?' He sighed and said, "Now that human society has invented sex reassignment surgery, men can become women, women can become men, and they can also exchange roles with each other, and there is no mystery at all." He was running so fast that I was so tired and out of breath that I couldn't catch up with him. I noticed that he was wearing glasses as well, so I asked, 'Why are you still wearing glasses?' He said helplessly: "There are also many myopic eyes in the underworld, and the two worlds of yin and yang are almost the same. I asked him, 'Man, how are you doing there?' He turned his head and replied, 'The poor have no one to ask in the downtown area, but the rich have distant relatives in the mountains.' I am ordinary, and peace is bliss. He turned the hill and was gone. I tried my best to find him, but there was no trace of him. I plunged headlong into the apple orchard, and when I saw so many big red apples, I saw that there was no one left and right, so I plucked one and devoured it. While he was eating, he heard someone shout, 'How did you steal the apple?' When I looked closer, it was the prison administrators, and I woke up with a fright. ”
Lang Yu said: "Your dream is long enough, and you are tired enough." ”
Lao Qing said; "Yes, I'm flying, I'm afraid of falling, desperately trying to lift my breath, of course I'm tired."
Yinling said: "You settle down, then get up, brush your teeth, wash your face and eat breakfast, and make Yu ready to eat early in the morning." ”
Lao Qing smiled: "It turns out that you didn't leave either, but now I am a wife and a concubine." ”
A red cloud rose on Yinling's face and said, "You're beautiful!" ”
Lao Qing said: "The two ladies want to avoid it, I want to change the big pants." ”
Lang Yu and Silver Bell then withdrew.
Lao Qing changed his underwear and put on his clothes, stopped washing, sat upright, and began to eat breakfast.
Breakfast was made of wontons, fritters, noodles, eggs, and Yurenyu, and she bought them out.
Lao Qing ate with relish, smacked his lips and said, "My daughter-in-law's cooking is delicious, but she can eat the food at home." ”
Lang Yu smiled: "There is also a meal cooked by the sister-in-law of the snack bar at the mouth of the alley." ”
Lao Qing asked Yinling: "I heard that the Golden Rose Tea House in Shichahai is doing good business now. ”
Yinling said: "Or Huang Qiushui is an old man, he moved the salon's seminars, pen meetings, report meetings, etc., to the teahouse to hold, each salon member issued a tea card, 20% discount, at least twice a month to the teahouse consumption, so now the teahouse business is booming, and there are many repeat customers." ”
Lao Qing said: "It's still ginger old and spicy!" Why didn't I think so much about it at the time? ”