"Jade Land!" Cross hurriedly picked up Yudi: "Yudi, what's wrong with you?!" Are you okay? My dungeon is just getting started, I can't live without you! ”

"I... I—" Brother grabbed Cross's arm tightly, and his chapped lips slowly squirmed: "I miss the earthworm rice in my hometown..."

"Earthworm rice?" Cross was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that Yudi was so poor that he ate soil, and he also heard the meaning of Yudi, that is, he was hungry.

"We have dinner today, let's eat flower soup tonight!" Cross took out the flowers he had just picked and put them in front of Yudi: "Let's use the iron stove as a pot, and we will pay attention to eating this meal first!" ”

"Lord Cross!"

"Jade Land!"

One person and one goblin held each other's arms tightly, and there was a withered flower bone beside him, and at this moment, he sent the coffin carrying team of Ah Sange to carry the jade land away, ending the love of the shemale that made the world spurn.

Bite...

Suddenly, Elizabeth's bell slowly came, making Cross come back to his senses in an instant, look at the extremely ugly jade land in his arms, and let go in an instant.

Then Cross carefully picked up the hot iron stove and walked up to Elizabeth: "Elizabeth, where is the water near here?" ”

"I have it in me."

Cross glanced at Elizabeth's mechanical body, "You don't have a switch, how can you get out of the water?" ”

"Ding..."Elizabeth was silent for a moment before she spoke, "You get the 'pot' and the food ready, and you don't have to worry about the water." ”

"Okay." Cross shrugged, walked to Yudi's side, and kicked Yudi lying on the ground with his foot: "Hurry up, bury the pot and make rice." ”

"Yes, my lord!" Yudi immediately got up from the ground, took out an iron plate and a few earthworms and walked to the iron furnace, took out the briquettes in the furnace, put them into the groove on the side, and then put the iron furnace into the groove.

When the jade ground was buried in the pot again, Cross did not sit idle, took out the big sword from the player, and swung a few times to chop up the flowers.

Now that he only needs to wait for the water, he can start cooking, and Cross can't help but look at Elizabeth.

Multiply...

A transparent stream of water flowed out of Elizabeth's body and entered the furnace with unmistakable accuracy.

Elizabeth didn't lie, which made Cross slightly relieved, he was hungry now, but the current was a little light....

While Cross was anxiously waiting, the sound of his mother holding him and peeing when he was a baby came to his ears....

"Shhhh Shhhh

Cross slowly turned his head and looked at Jade Di, who pursed his lips, "You... What are you doing? ”

"This is the secret of human beings to increase the boiling water valve." After explaining, she stared at Elizabeth's spout, her rough lips pursed again.

"Phew..."Cross took out his pistol and looked at it, then took out his big sword and gestured at the jade ground, and finally put both weapons aside, took out his casserole-sized fist and walked towards the pouting jade ground.

After a loving education, Yudi fell to the ground with a swollen nose and a swollen face, and Cross walked to a hidden corner and began to release water.

"Comfortable..."Cross shook the faucet and returned to Elizabeth's side, looking at Elizabeth's tiny spout, he couldn't help but learn the shape of Yudi's mouth, pouting his lips and blowing slowly.

"..."Elizabeth"..."

"I can't stand this boo..."Elizabeth opened the virtual panel, clicked to enter the official page, and then entered the blank update diary page, taking advantage of the time when she was out of the water, she taught Cross how to write an update diary, and also asked Cross to immediately write all the things in the eternal dark heaven into the update diary.

"Okay..."Cross looked at the virtual keyboard reflected in front of him, his hands began to tap, and his mouth subconsciously pursed. The boos blew again, but this did not affect the speed at which he could type with both hands.

Update Diary:

[Dungeon Eternal Darkness Paradise 0.01 closed beta version is officially updated, the details are as follows;

The only Faction Leader, Lord Cross, has been added: Mysterious Origin, Unknown End, He is the one who rebels against the rules of the gods!? Or is it just another one who floats under the rules? O people from another world! Follow him!

Added Core Elizabeth: The strange dungeon core made Lord Cross eat the last hard meal he wanted in his life in an alternative tone, I wonder if other people's dungeon cores will speak?

Blacksmith Brother is not a jade land: Goblins from the Goblin Kingdom, in order to feed his family of more than a dozen goblins, he left his hometown and came to Eternal Dark Paradise, and his skilled iron-striking skills are favored by Lord Cross, and he is currently creating the first [Standard Weapon] for Eternal Dark Heaven.

Added Buildings: A must-enter place for the beginner quest 'Digging a Pit', listening to the four goblins who are mining, it seems that dogs bark often in the depths of the mines?

Added Brave Fort: A Brave Warrior with a level of Lv5 under the Rules of God, with a mature and stable appearance, a heart that is crazy about money is hidden.

Added Brave Wisel: A Lv4 Brave under the Rules of God, who seems to be happy with the happiness of his friend Fort and once bribed Lord Cross, but failed.

Added Lycia the Brave: Rank unknown, she is the person Foret wants to marry the most, but due to some secular ideas, she can't marry Foret right away, and Fort's crazy heart for money comes from this.

Custom weapons have been added, Black Iron Rod, Black Iron Brick, Black Iron Shield, and Black Iron Bow (unfinished version), please log in to the game "Dungeon Eternal Darkness Paradise" for details.

A death penalty has been added, and in order to prevent accidents that happen when a 100% VR game is too realistic, we have made it possible for players to wait for an hour to resurrect each time they die.

BIG NEWS!

Preview of the version!

The dogs barking louder and louder in the depths of the mines, we need more otherworldly goblins!

Come on!

Please join us!

We look forward to seeing you on board! 】

After writing the updated content, Close also wrote the version preview according to Elizabeth, according to Elizabeth, it is the side of the couch that does not allow others to snore, so the kobold must be slaughtered, otherwise players will not be able to mine with peace of mind.

On the official website and Tieba forum, there are some players looking forward to Cross's announcement all the time, and this preview and covert reminder of the next closed beta have made players' blood boil.

[Brother Cheng: I'm 'Itengcheng' Jianghu people call 'Brother Cheng', and now the official brother sees my ID, right? ] Why don't you burn incense and give me a place to worship? 】

[World Xiyuan Temple: @诚哥, I want to sing a song for you 'Love When You Die'. 】

[Ye Yan: @西园寺, I want to sing too. 】

[Inspirational to be a scumbag, not a dead scumbag: Brothers, hurry up and worship Brother Cheng! ] 】

.....

Here are a bunch of worship posts, Cross is a little puzzled, he doesn't know why these otherworldly goblins want to worship this Cheng brother.

As if sensing Cross's incomprehension, Elizabeth explained lightly:

"There is an anime film of the Goblin in the Otherworld, and the 'Goblin Ito Makoto' in it likes the words of the class next door, and then his table mate knows about it and wants to match the two of them, in fact, the world also likes Iteng Makoto;

Then with the help of the world, Yanye and Cheng got along, and later because of his liking for Cheng, the world sacrificed his body;

Who knew that Zhai Cheng pushed down Kato, Hikari, Instant, and had an affair with the trio one after another;

Moreover, Zhai Cheng and Yan Ye did not break up completely, which made Yan Ye completely black after knowing his relationship with the world;

The world found out that she was pregnant at this time, and she escaped from her, and found that what she really liked was Yanye, and then called the world to have a baby~~

In the end, the world killed the scumbag;

Yan Ye cut the world again, and got on the boat with Makoto's head in his arms. ”

"Is it so strong..."Cross calculated, this goblin had a total of 8 female goblins, and one of them was pregnant.

Elizabeth looked at the thoughtful Cross and nodded with satisfaction: "In short~ you can't be too scumbag." ”

"Scum?" With a strange look, Cross walked to the side and was still lying on the ground, and told him the story, and asked what would happen to him if this happened.

Brother didn't give his opinion:

"My lord, I guess this goblin was killed by his wife because he didn't distribute the food properly, and he didn't want to take on the obligation of a child;

In the Goblin Kingdom, as long as you don't let your children go hungry and don't let your wives go hungry, then you can take countless wives, and your waist is hard enough in advance. ”

"Is that so?" Cross thought of his original world, which seemed to be similar to that of Yudi, the only difference was that not only physical satisfaction, but also mental comfort in order to be polygamous.

One person and one goblin sat in front of the iron stove, took out the iron spoon that had been made in the jade field a long time ago, and discussed while drinking the green iron.

It is not good to smell bad, and the hot is lost relatively quickly, after all, it is a pot to use the iron stove as a pot, and it is natural that it will leak, as long as you whistle, the speed of Elizabeth's flowing water will naturally increase.

It's that Elizabeth seems to be a little unhappy with this kind of voice....

.....

Woof... Barking...

In the pitch-black mine, some people in Sugar Forest put on the formation that is most commonly used in online games, with the meat shield in front, the warrior in the center, the shooter in the back, and the assassin to attract monsters.

The barking of dogs grew clearer and clearer, as if some ominous and confused creature had rushed out of the deeper, darker cavern!

"Scar Ring pay attention, and soon Shark Sen will attract the monster." Wukong tightened the black stick in his hand, and the words in his mouth were not only said to Scar Ring, but also to himself, the dark atmosphere here, and the three-dimensional sense of the dog barking in his ears, all added a lot of burden to the hearts of several people.