Chapter 216: Pretending to be an intellectual

As soon as the old turtle made a fuss, several people didn't have the intention of digging lotus roots, so they simply washed it and put on their shoes directly-

I didn't feel it when I was in the water just now, but now I feel that my feet are frozen and numb when I wear shoes. As for this old turtle, Lao Wang really wanted to stew soup and drink it, saying that this stewed soup was a great tonic. Liu Junhao also means this, he hasn't tasted turtle meat for a long time. However, the two did not succeed, and Professor Zhao said that he would pair with the Shouzi turtle and strive to lay more turtle eggs next year.

"Is this male or female?" As soon as Old Man Wang asked, Professor Zhao immediately turned his head to look at Liu Junhao.

"Don't look at me, I don't know" To be honest, although he has seen a lot of old turtles, he doesn't know about the real male and female. But it doesn't matter if you don't know, someone in the village knows. Liu Junhao directly invited Liu Wuye over and asked him to distinguish.

The people only came over to take a look, and then said: "The male belongs to the pond turtle, which is in our big weir pond." ”

"How did you tell the difference?" Liu Junhao followed and asked, he also wanted to learn a hand, so as not to be blind when he encountered this problem in the future.

"It's very simple, one looks at the tail, the second looks at the face, and the third looks at the shape. The tail of the male turtle is long and sticks out, and the female turtle usually does not show its tail. There is also a darker shell of the male turtle, generally jet black, and the back is also relatively steep, with a urine smell. The shell of the female turtle is flat and slightly lighter in color. ”

The last two he said were not easy to judge, but the tail was obvious, Liu Junhao carefully recalled that his Shouzi turtle was really like this, and he always saw that it hid its head and tail.

"You have lotus vegetables in this ditch, the silt is thick, and there are many fish in it, so you should be able to dig up old turtles." Standing at the small ferry and looking at it a few times, the master said affirmatively.

"Really?" Although Liu Junhao asked in a tone, he already believed it in his heart.

Speaking of catching turtles. Other people's homes are called second in Daqingshan. No one dares to say that it is the first. In people's words, Liu Wuye's eyes are fiery eyes. You can see the "turtle road". Take a casual look in the water with your eyes. You can see if there are old turtles or not. Even the size is clear.

When Liu Wuye was sent to the land, Liu Junhao specially got him a few lotus root sticks. Let him go back and fry and eat.

The old turtle was directly placed in the wooden basin with Tai Sui. This guy probably didn't move. He stretched out his limbs and crawled in the water.

Half a day's work. The lotus vegetables are enough for the two of them to eat for more than ten days.

Those tender lotus root tips wanted to be thrown away. However, he was stopped by Old Man Wang. He said it was good to eat raw.

Liu Junhao heard him say that he broke half of his hand and washed it with water. Then take a bite of the ground. With a bit of sweetness. No worse than fruit.

When Zhang Qian came back, she heard that she had caught another old turtle, and she was also very interested, so she grabbed her mobile phone and took a few photos and sent them to the Internet.

In the evening, the family directly made a wild boar fried lotus vegetable, and the wild boar was stewed when it snowed. When there were only two people in their family, there was no shortage of vegetables to eat, and the dozen catties of meat were eaten for so long.

After the new lotus root is fried, it tastes particularly fragrant, and when the rice is cooked, Zhang Qian pulls all the wild boar meat into Liu Junhao's bowl and eats the lotus vegetables by herself.

As a result, when Liu Junhao ate too much at once, he was quite depressed and lay on the bed doing push-ups, while his wife hugged the pillow and smiled.

Usually good food and drink to nourish the strength of the natural enough, in one breath did nearly a hundred push-ups to the same as no one, after doing it he also deliberately bare shoulders to pose an e, biceps are quite strong, very sexy.

Zhang Qian couldn't see her husband's stinky beauty, and said that he was limb-bound and lazy.

Liu Junhao immediately gave her a five-limb da, and the lights were turned off......

The two woke up almost at the same time in the morning, Zhang Qian started cooking after freshening up, and he went to see the old turtle, but the wooden basin was empty, and the old turtle didn't know where to go.

I lost it last night, so it's not too difficult to find. Tell Xiaopi to sniff around, and a gap appeared under the reeds, and the guy was staying comfortably inside. If you look closely, you can see that the turtle is also hibernating under the reeds.

Although the weather is very cold in the morning, it is also very lively, and the chickens, ducks, magpies, etc. in the yard can't stop screaming happily.

Liu Junhao hurriedly went back to the house and scooped half a bowl of corn kernels and scattered them around the yard, which made them quiet.

It's not just chickens and ducks that bow their heads to grab food, but even magpies, gray mazahs, and white-headed small.

The two bowls of corn that cannot be shaken by thunder every day are estimated to be fed in a few days. It's still spring and summer, and there is so much food outside, and they don't wait at home every day for food.

After more than half a year's effort, the birds in the yard have already regarded this place as their home, and they are getting bolder and bolder. Once Liu Junhao sat in the courtyard and ate watermelon seeds, after watching for a while, he felt sleepy and took a nap in the chair, but when he woke up, two magpies stopped on the stone slab, and those watermelon seeds were also knocked clean by them.

"There are really a lot of birds in your yard" Old Man Wang walked into the courtyard at this time, his forehead was still thin

However, he just came back from running with Professor Zhao.

"Well, I roughly counted the day before yesterday when I was idle, and there are sixteen of all kinds of bird's nests." Liu Junhao replied with a smile, and the birds probably sensed the wonder of the yard and built nests in the nearby trees. Those few big poplar trees are now three of the magpie's nest alone, not to mention the gray Mazha and the starling. As for the sparrows, not to mention, they have to burrow into the haystack every night and spend the night, and they can't get rid of them.

Although there are no big trees in Professor Zhao's yard, there are also a few white-headed nests in the bamboo pole forest.

"Do you have anything to do at noon?" Lao Wang said a few words of gossip and asked.

"Am I not idle all day?" The most important thing on Liu Junhao's side is time.

"Then after eating, you can take me to the town in a bullet train, and I haven't been on the street for so many days."

"Okay, I'm going to the post office too." The day before yesterday, someone ordered two pillowcases on the Internet, and he made them up yesterday and was going to mail them to someone today.

Although there is still more than a month to celebrate the New Year, it is now the agricultural season, and there are naturally many people who come to the market.

After finishing the business first, Liu Jun led the old man Wang to walk around the street first. There are many people on the street, and there are many bicycles, crowded and shouting everywhere.

When I was tired of waiting, I shoveled three yuan of hot buns, and then ordered two bowls of soup at Lao Guo's beef stall, and the two of them held the hot soup and drank it violently. As the weather turned colder, Lao Guo's soup increased the amount of chili powder, so it tasted spicy and delicious. After the two drank the soup, they were warm and rode home directly.

Before the electric car was stable, I heard Professor Zhao shouting: "I said Lao Wang, did you take my glasses away when you left?" ”

"You glasses, I have nothing to do with your glasses, I'm not presbyopia." Old Man Wang was quite confused when he heard it.

"That's really weird, I remember that the glasses were obviously placed on the table outside after eating, why can't I find them when I think about it?" Professor Zhao also shook his head again and again.

After eating early, he put his glasses and magazines on the table, ready to kill the time for lunch. Before he could sit down, his wife said that he would help send the two stacks of pictures to school, and the students would study today.

When I came back from school, I couldn't find the glasses in the yard.

"Could it be that your little yellow dog is running away?" Liu Junhao asked. This old man often trains soy beans with glasses cases, and it is very likely that this guy is playing with it and ends up somewhere.

"Impossible, it's going to send the picture with me" Old Man Zhao shook his head again and again.

"That's hell, unload the stuff first." Lao Wang bought a lot of miscellaneous things on the street today.

Liu Junhao had just pushed the electric car into the yard when he suddenly saw a glasses case fall to the ground. He hurriedly shouted, and both of them followed.

The eye box is there, but the glasses are nowhere to be found.

"Is it okay for Doudou to pluck the glasses case, Doudou?" Professor Zhao immediately thought of the culprit.

"Squeak ......" At this time, the sound of a monkey came from the jujube tree.

As soon as Liu Junhao raised his head, he immediately burst out laughing.

I saw that the glasses were worn high on the monkey's head, and the frames of the glasses were so large that there was no way to hang them on the ears, and the guy could only hold them with his hands. And what makes people laugh even more is that it still has a magazine in its other hand.

This monkey must have seen Professor Zhao when he usually came to look for food to eat, so he learned it well, thinking that he was an intellectual with glasses in his hand!

The monkey saw that the three people below were all pointing at it, and he was even more proud, jumping under the tree with his glasses on.

"Send the glasses down" Professor Zhao was afraid that this guy would break his glasses, so he hurriedly shouted loudly.

"Squeak Squeak......"

"Send it down to give you peanuts to eat......"

"Squeak Squeak......"

The monkey probably didn't understand human speech at all, but just sat on the branch and barked vigorously.

Liu Junhao wanted to take it down from the tree, but he didn't know that this guy was too agile, and he had already jumped to the top of the tree.

"Only call Doudou out of the horse" The three people below were helpless, thinking about letting the flower cat drive it down.

Who knows that Doudou has a critical moment but doesn't know where to go to the jungle, Liu Junhao didn't even respond to a few screams.

"Tease it with peanuts again" Helplessly, he went into the house and grabbed a large handful of peanuts and put them in a porcelain pot.

They had just retreated to the house when the monkey jumped off the jujube tree and ran towards the stone slab.

The guy reached out and grabbed a few peanuts, but didn't drop his glasses.

"Little skin" Liu Junhao shouted, and his own macular skin flew out when he heard the sound.

The "squeak" monkey was startled and jumped to the tree. But this guy was too greedy, holding peanuts in one hand and glasses in the other, and couldn't free his hands on the tree, so he was pounced on by Xiaopi and pressed under the tree with his paws.