Chapter 569: Finale (Scattering Flowers)
"Stop!"
The big barrel of wood feather clothes didn't expect that he had just entered Konoha and saw this terrifying scene.
On the Hokage Rock, Yasuo was holding five pieces of broken jade and was about to become one.
"Masahiko Uzumaki, didn't I tell you that you must not combine these jades!"
The large barrel of wooden feather coat appeared on the Hokage Rock in an instant, and it was difficult to maintain indifference on the old face.
"Is this the Six Dao Immortals who founded the Ninja Sect?"
Mito asked curiously.
"That's right, it's him, he once appeared in a dream and warned me to stop researching."
Masahiko Uzumaki saluted with his hands folded towards the large barrel of wooden feather:
"Six Dao Immortals, you have been in charge of this world for a thousand years, and it turns out that everything you arranged at the beginning was wrong, and this world has sunk in endless turmoil and sorrow for a thousand years, so we choose to change."
"No, the reason why the ninja world has experienced wars in the past thousand years is precisely because I didn't follow my design back then, and people lack love in their hearts, so they don't understand each other, so they will slaughter each other."
"But......" Masahiko Uzumaki didn't know how to refute.
"Do you still think that there is love in the hearts of the asuras, but there is no love in the hearts of Indra?" Yasuo suddenly asked an irrelevant question.
"Did Toad Maru tell you? What a troubled guy......"
The big barrel of wood feather coat glanced at Yasuo quite fearfully, he knew that this long purple haired and still eighteen-year-old Qimu clan was the culprit who made the whole world out of control.
He frowned and said seriously: "Asura and Indra are both my sons, and I love them deeply, but I always think that Asura who knows how to love is more suitable to lead the Ninja Sect." ”
A thousand years ago, his brother Indra, who originally inherited the Sharingan, was the natural candidate to take over as the head of the Ninja Sect.
And Asura, who is relatively mediocre in talent, assists his brother wholeheartedly.
Brother is humble and respectful, and the scene is very harmonious.
However, the stubborn Six Dao Immortals insist that the younger brother who always puts love and understanding on his lips, is full of idealism, is good at mouth guns, and has a hot-blooded personality is the one who truly has love in his heart.
And Indra, who has a cold personality, does not smile, and believes in his own strength, has no love in his heart and is not suitable to be his successor.
In the end, the Six Dao Immortals carried out a series of riotous operations, which made the two brothers who were originally harmonious turn against each other, and they fought to the death with each other for a thousand years.
Yasuo shook his head and pointed to the vast and boundless complex of buildings beneath the Hokage Rock, Konoha with a population of two million people, which was already a huge city.
"Old man Liudao, look at this Konoha Village, do people have love in their hearts?"
"Hmph, everyone is good first, how can there be love in their hearts!" The big barrel of wood feather coat is disdainful of authenticity.
"Oh, is that really the case? Do you want to see what you think Indra is doing when she is reincarnated without love in her heart? ”
Yasuo sneered, and without waiting for the six immortals to refute, he waved his hand, and a light curtain appeared in mid-air out of thin air.
"Like a seaweed
Seagrass seaweed
Go with the flow
Seaweed seaweed seaweed
Dancing in the waves~"
On the screen, Beaver Madara is pouting her big butt and instructing Obito to dance.
And Sasuke, who is stranded here, is happy to rely on a young man with deep nasolabial folds.
As a former senior, Kakashi didn't let Uchiha Itachi's brainless undercover agent go down the old path of dying of illness.
After destroying the Akatsuki organization, he brought Itachi to this world to recuperate.
Only in this Konoha can eat and drink well, this premature and decrepit guy will not die of congenital diseases.
The beaver spotted had his waist about to break, but Obito was never able to grasp the trick.
Beaver Madara slapped Obito off the stage, pointed at Sasuke and said, "Come on, you can go directly to tonight's live broadcast, and you must not let those local tyrants discover the old man's body!" ”
"Yes! Beaver sensei! ”
Sasuke's face was no longer cold, and he stood up happily from Itachi's side.
Itachi coughed, but there was no blood, and nodded to his brother with a smile.
Sasuke was so inspired that he jumped onto the dance floor and writhed wildly......
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The big barrel of wooden feather was shocked.
If the appearance of two Indra reincarnations at the same time is not puzzling, then seeing Madara Beaver and Sasuke dancing hotly, he doesn't believe his eyes at all.
Yasuo waved his hand to turn off the screen, looked at the big barrel of wooden feather coat and said:
"I have heard that there are seven kinds of sins in this world.
The first sin: to repay contempt for the world is to be arrogant, and Madara Uchiha is such a person;
The second sin: to be angry with the success of others is to be jealous, and the family teacher Tuanzang is such a person;
The third sin: hatred of others, hatred of the world, is for the sake of rage, Uchiha Obito, is such a person;
The fourth sin: slacking off at work, fishing in troubled waters, lack of responsibility, is for laziness, I Qimu Yasuo...... 's follower, Uchiha Fugaku is such a person;
The fifth sin: indulge in pleasure, corrupt and degenerate, is for greed, I flag wood Yasuo...... 's disciple, Bofeng, I want it all, Watergate is such a person;
The sixth sin: indulge your desires, indulge in eroticism and can't extricate yourself, I flag wood Yasuo...... The hair is small, and it is such a person;
The seventh sin: indulge in appetite, greedy for pleasure, for gluttony, this simple, all the dark part of the people are like this! ”
"You see, in this world, everyone has their own shortcomings and their own obsessions, but what does it matter?"
"I can say this, up and down my big Konoha, there is no one who is not greedy for life and afraid of death, and there is no one who does not work hard for selfish desires."
"There is affection, so greed, selfish dissatisfaction, so forge ahead!"
"I don't want those writers who generate electricity for love, I don't want those angels in white who don't care about returns, I don't want those morally perfect people who pass through the door three times and don't enter!
I only need warriors who fight for their wives and children behind me, as long as employees who work hard to buy a new TV, and as long as scholars who study selflessly in order to make a name for themselves in the history of the 'Beiliuhu Award'! ”
"People are not sages, who can be infallible, people are not plants and trees, who can be ruthless?"
"All we have to do is to punish evil and promote good, and take advantage of the situation, not like you, black and white, either with love or without love."
"Big barrel wood feather coat, you ruined the lives of your two sons, ruined the peace of the ninja world for thousands of years, you, you are so stupid!"
With each word Yasuo, the Six Dao Immortals took a step back, and when he uttered the last resounding question, the Six Dao Immortals were already slumped on the ground, speechless.
"Hey, Six Dao Immortals, how to say, you are also an immortal, and your skills are indeed not very good!"
At this time, Kakashi, who had been silent, also smiled and said:
"I'm not talented, I'm in the shadow of my uncle, and I'm also an immortal, but when I was mistaken for a half-demon, I once knew a great dog demon who was my father."
"He also happens to have two sons, and his personality is similar to that of Asura and Indra, he is also the elder brother tsundere, and the younger brother is the second, and they are not in harmony with each other.
But look at how people deal with it!
The natural teeth of the sword of saving people are left to the elder brother, and the iron broken teeth of the sword of killing are left to the younger brother.
If you want me to say, you, an immortal, are really much worse than that big demon! ”
Yasuo patted Kakashi on the shoulder, very relieved that he, the elm-headed nephew, had finally opened his mind.
"It makes sense, your request to go on a business trip to the Warring States next week, uncle, I approved it!"
"Thank you, uncle!" Kakashi hurriedly thanked him.
"It's come to this point, it's useless to talk about it, big barrel wood feather coat, I want to see what these five broken stones will come out of together!" As he spoke, Yasuo fused five pieces of broken jade together.
Bang –
With a clear sound, the five magatama emitted a huge red light in the palm of his hand.
"This is ......" Masahiko Uzumaki and the others all looked at Yasuo without blinking, holding their breath.
In the next moment, the light shot into the sky, and even the daylight became dim.
In the blood-red light, a round of crimson magatama gradually formed.
"Familiar, huh? What is this? ”
After all, it was nearly forty years ago to watch the Hokage's animation, and Yasuo couldn't remember some of the details, but he only felt that this red magatama seemed to have been seen somewhere.
"Haori ......"
The Six Dao Immortals looked at the sky, and the old face had a complicated expression.
"Haori?"
Yasuo froze when he heard the name, and suddenly remembered.
Haori, that is a civilian girl that Otsuki Hamura met when he was young.
At the time of the secret birth of love, Haori unfortunately became a member of the tribute to the sacred tree.
Before leaving the village to worship the sacred tree, Haori gave him the red jade pendant in the shape of a magatama that he had brought with him, and said with a smile that this was fate.
At that time, Yasuo thought that this big barrel of wooden feather coat was a twisted and indecisive guy.
Join**...... Ahem, I don't even dare to rob people, and I dare to say what I like?
He watched as his beloved woman left his sight, over the unknown mountains, and towards the place where the sacred tree had taken root.
After that, Yu Yi realized it later, and wanted to see what was going on at the end of the mountain, the truth about the sacred tree in Toad Pill's mouth.
The last thing he saw was naturally Haori's corpse.
She, like the rest of the villagers, is called the Sacred Tree, and is actually used to create the White Jedi to defend against threats from outside the earth.
This incident also led to a complete break between the two brothers, Haromo and Hamura, and Kaguyahime, and made the former awaken the Sharingan.
……
At this time, seeing the red magatama again, the Six Dao Immortals slowly got up.
"It's been hundreds of years, but I didn't expect that in the end we still can't be separated."
When his old voice fell, a wisp of green smoke slowly rose from the red magata.
The green smoke soared upward, and soon formed a human form.
Yasuo's eyes widened in disbelief.
Because the green smoke was formed, it was a person who was exactly the same as the Six Dao Immortals.
"Yo, feather coat, long time no see, this time, you can't tie me up!"
The person who looked the same as the six paths, but his tone and demeanor were completely different, and he had a lot of frivolity.
"Who's that?" Yasuo asked.
He was a little depressed, and collected the pendant for a long time, but released a six-way old man?
"Remorse, disappointment, obsession...... That's the embodiment of my evil thoughts...... I was detached from my body......
Perhaps you've heard of him by another name...... Evil God ......"
He's an evil god?
Yasuo never imagined that the evil god who only heard his name and did not see him in the Hokage plot was actually the other side of the Six Dao Immortals.
Because he couldn't save the woman he loved, this made the big barrel of wood feather clothes feel remorseful all the time.
He hated his cowardice, hated himself for not being able to make a decision on the spot.
And these suppressed pains in the heart eventually germinate.
"There are always all kinds of regrets in life, and how many people can be like me, everything goes smoothly, smooth sailing, and enjoy a monotonous, empty, and boring successful life?"
Hearing Yasuo's words, the Six Dao Immortals groaned for a moment and finally nodded.
"Indeed, people have seven emotions and six desires, and cutting off evil thoughts is actually just self-deception, which is just cutting off thoughts and cutting off a life."
His face tended to be calm, and Gu Jing looked at the "evil god" without waves.
"Come back." Liudao said softly.
The "evil god" wanted to escape, but was slowly pulled in by the huge suction.
Eventually, the two became one.
I don't know if it's an illusion, Yasuo feels that at this moment, the six immortals have a little less immortal energy and a little more human flavor.
"Yasuo Xiaoyou, I didn't expect you to solve my obsession in the end."
The Six Dao Immortals looked at Yasuo with a smile, their eyes full of relief: "The ninja world is too small, a thousand years is too long, I'm tired, can you help me?" ”
Yasuo nodded, looking at Kakashi to the side.
Kakashi understood, and pulled out the slashing knife at his waist.
"Killing is to protect life, and cutting karma is not killing people! Become a Buddha! ”
With a flash of sword light, the six immortals smiled and ascended to heaven and reincarnated.
At this time, it happened to be evening, and under the dusk sunset, this old man, who had been wandering for a thousand years because of his obsession, was finally liberated.
And the six chakras that were scattered in the ninja world, trying to protect this world but actually did nothing, also dissipated.
Walking down the Hokage Rock, there was some silence for everyone.
The absence of the Six Dao Immortals in this world also means that the old rules have died out.
What about the new rules?
Everyone's eyes fell on Yasuo.
"What do you want me to do? You don't think I'm going to take on such a troublesome burden, do you? ”
Yasuo shook his head into a rattle, "I still have a wife and children to raise, so I don't have time to do these things!" ”
"Where did you get your wife and children!" Masahiko Uzumaki said casually with a grass root in his mouth.
"Huh?"
Yasuo's eyes widened, and he looked Masahiko Uzumaki up and down.
"What do you see? Haven't seen a 156-year-old man? ”
"We have decided on organizational research, it is up to you to be the next Six Dao Immortals, Uncle Zhengyan, you pack up and prepare to go to work in the Land of Bliss!"
"Phew, the old man has only lived to be one hundred and fifty-six years old, who wants to go to that hellish place! Don't go, don't go! ”
"What can I do then? If no one manages it, the efficiency of reincarnation will be a bit low, right? ”
"This is simple, whether it is between the pillars, or my patriarch and nephew, they have been dead for a long time, and we will decide who will be the Six Dao Immortals."
"Well, that's all there is to it."
……
When Yasuo and the others came to the village, they suddenly saw a tall white-haired man rushing towards him like crazy.
"Yasuo, give birth, give birth!"
Jiraiya's face was full of excitement, full of the joy of being a first-time father.
"Is it finally born?"
Yasuo let himself be hugged, and he was also happy for his small hair.
Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade, and himself, I didn't expect that in the end, the first one to become a father was Jiraiya!
But speaking of which......
"Nonoyu gave birth to a baby, right? It's not a meat ball, is it? ”
Yasuo couldn't help but ask.
Because Ye Naiyu has been pregnant for three years and six months, it is really terrifying.
Yasuo had to wonder if she had given birth to a Nezha.
"Phew! You're just getting a meat ball! ”
Zilai also rubbed Yasuo's hair dissatisfied, "Except for a red spot in the center of his eyebrows and a particularly prominent forehead, my son looks like me, as handsome and handsome!" ”
……
Five years later.
The lunar resettlement project and the lunar shooting project have been completed one after another.
On this day, Yasuo, Masahiko, and Kaguya Hime were sitting on the edge of a small coffee table, fighting the landlord together.
And outside the house, the three children of the white and chubby Yakushi Nata, Momonosuke Hakaze, and Uchiha were playing in the mud on the side.
Yakushi Na Na is mostly the child of Jiraiya and Yakushi Ye Naiyu, and his talent is extremely amazing.
Since he was born before the children of Watergate, he also preemptively registered the name Na Luduo.
Momonosuke is the son of Mizuto and Kushina.
The reason why he named his son Momonosuke is also very simple, expressing the simple meaning of "Momonosuke, I am your father".
As for the Uchiha root, it is the second child of Fugaku and Mikoto.
As Fu Yue originally thought, he named his child the person he admired the most.
Black Jee poured fresh Coke for his mother, and waited happily on the side.
Yasuo warns it, helps his mother peek again, and shoves it back into Tam's crotch.
At this time, a gust of wind blew, and a man with a long black straight, face full of oil paint, appeared in the room with a staff in hand.
"Alas, Pillar Immortal, why did you run back from the Land of Bliss again!"
Yasuo yawned, "I'm telling you, Mito has come to me several times to complain, saying that you came to Konoha and you are nowhere to be seen.
You know, for your sake, she specially reopened the Yin Seal. ”
"Ahaha? Is that so? ”
Pillar touched the back of his head, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect there to be so many fun things after I died, I danced with Madara at the entrance of the village just now, I forgot the time, I will definitely go to the house next time to see." ”
As he spoke, the pillars turned into green smoke and ran away with a puff of smoke.
"Yasuo-sama, Yasuo-sama!"
At this time, Cardo rode his beloved wife and ran over, "The Wandering Flag Wood Clan Project, a total of eighteen engine units have been prepared, when are they ready to be ignited?" ”
"I'll take a look!"
Yasuo took out the map: "Hmm...... You said that we moved the land of the Qimu clan, will the area of the ninja world be too small? ”
Cardo scratched his head and said helplessly: "No way, this is all the magic of nature!" ”
"Forget it, I'm a generous person after all......"
Yasuo pointed to the map and said to Cardo: "Add two more engine units, and change the Wandering Banner Wood Land Plan to the Wandering Ninja World Plan."
By the way, remember to let my master and his old man jump up when the fire is lit, so that it should save a lot of fuel! ”
Yasuo thinks he's a real physical genius!
"Cheap poor people who won't pay for tickets!"
Cardo scolded and left, taking the black absolute with him.
As fuel, it is the most important part of the plan.
"Young Master Yasuo, where are you going to take the ninja world to?"
Kaguya asked curiously.
For life after the lockdown was lifted, Kaguya was satisfied.
The key is to have a sense of security, and you don't have to hold your head up all day and worry about those guys from the sect family anymore.
"How about going to your hometown?"
Yasuo seemed to be saying something insignificant, "The land of the big barrel wood clan is familiar with the land of the flag wood clan?" I want to check it out. ”
Kaguya tilted her head, calculated, and nodded, "It should still be a little bigger than the Qimu clan." ”
"Should?"
Yasuo's eyes lit up: "Isn't that small?" That's a trip, Blackwater hasn't had a new business growth point for a long time...... But ......"
Yasuo stood up and stretched: "Orochimaru told me before that if you want to give me some surprise, I have to go and see it first, bye-bye, Kaguya-chan!" ”
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