Chapter 14: The Sugar Sen Gang Who Solicited Customers...
Whew....
Wukong felt that he had been attracted, and there were a lot of strange glances, his expression squirmed slightly, pointed to the wood under Cross's ass behind him, and cried loudly: "Jump off the building and sell it!" Wood that was originally priced at 40 copper coins is now sold for only 35 copper coins! First come, first served, limited quantity! ”
The fog sky pretended to cry for a long time, but none of the lords stepped forward.
Wukong didn't want to fake crying anymore, he rubbed his kneecaps and stood up, looking at the group of unmoved lords in front of him, and his temper suddenly came up: "I'm a grass and mud horse!" I'm a dead fool of a grass mud horse! Won't you move to buy it?! Don't let me run into you alone, or I'll let you know the ultimate mystery of this thing and my Buddha! ”
Wukong scolded and returned to the wooden cart, but at this time, the lords in line behind him whispered, and even some lords were walking towards the wooden cart full of wood:
"It's the first time I've grown this big, and it's the first time someone has told me 'grass mud horse', it's awesome, I must buy a few of this wood!"
"Me too, I'm so happy!"
"Don't say it, 'Grass and Mud' has made me very happy, but he actually said that I was 'stupid/forced', and now I am even happier, since I was born, people around me have always called me 'smart', and now finally someone says that I am 'stupid/forced', do you know this indescribable feeling of happiness?!"
"..."Fog Sky half-opened his mouth, looking at the lord who came to buy wood in disbelief, at this moment, he finally knew why when he played 'Poisoned Milk Powder' before, there were always some players who would scold the plan, it turned out that this trick really worked!
Of the 20 sticks of wood, 5 were sold at once.
Cross looked at the copper coins in his hand, and he couldn't close his mouth with laughter, these things are really profitable...
"Senior brother, look at me now." Scar Ring didn't want to learn to scold the lord like the foggy sky, because that would make him feel that playing this game was not interesting, after all, this is a world without consequences, so he naturally has to innovate independently!
"Hmm... Come on..."Misty Sky patted Scarring's shoulder and gave words of encouragement, but his gaze was still in a dull state, and it was obvious that he had not yet come out of the strange thinking that scolding was equal to praise.
"Whew..."Scar Ring exhaled slowly, recalled the content of a certain film, added a little of his own things, and then grabbed a handful of sand from the ground and poured it into his eyes, and suddenly tears flowed out uncontrollably:
"All the ugly monsters who have passed by, come here to see, I have a long-lived centenarian mother, a child waiting to be fed, and dozens of wives waiting for 'wormwood', in order to support my family, I am here to sell a batch of cheap timber here, and the brothers and sisters who want to come here to buy it quickly!"
The lords in line glanced at the scar ring and stopped paying attention, this simple statement, they were already immune.
Scar Ring naturally knew that what he had just said had no effect, and those words were just to pave the way for the next sentence, Scar Ring took a deep breath and yelled loudly: "If you want to come to me to receive 'wormwood', please buy my wood, I guarantee that the 'wormwood' you want is beautiful!" ”
Swish!
Countless eyes suddenly focused on Scarring's body, in front of himself 'wormwood' other people's wives, to be honest, the lords here have basically not tested it, but when they saw that Scar Ring was a goblin, ninety-nine percent of the lords were immediately disappointed, and only a small number of goblin lords quietly walked up to Scarring's body and asked in a low voice:
"Brother, are you serious?"
"Can you really 'grass' your wife?"
"Is it the kind that can be used in front of you?"
"Brother, I bought your wood, when will we start?"
Scarring squinted and nodded continuously, but he didn't say anything, only after the five Goblin Lords in front of him had finished buying the wood, he grabbed a handful of grass from the ground and put it in the hands of the five Goblin Lords.
"What do you mean by that?!"
"You're cheating consumers!"
"I'm going to the Consumers' Association in the City of Lords to complain to you!"
"Don't be impatient..."Scar Ring stretched out his hands and pressed them in the air, waiting for the five Goblin Lords to be quiet before he spoke, "If you have any dissatisfaction, please follow me." ”
"I promise~ will give you a satisfactory answer." Scarring reached out and pulled away a haystack taller than a goblin.
Of course, the five goblins are not false, not to mention that they look stronger than Scarring in the past, even if they are proportional to the number of people, they are not false, and they directly raised their heels and Scar Ring to enter.
There was a violent crash of grass from the horse...
After a while, Scarring and Shark walked out of the grass, but they were both dressed in the clothes of the five Goblin Lords.
"Scarring, Shark Sheng, are you 'turning into a fate' back?" Sugar Sen pulled the equipment on Scarring's body that was armed with teeth, and his tone was a little sour.
"Eldest sister, do you want it?" Scar Ring patted the armor on his body, and his heart was full of joy.
"Nope! I don't want it at all! As a deeply influenced by the Hong Kong police film, she naturally knows how to attract everyone's attention with a word, and immediately shouted: "The ultimate black goods that are strictly guarded by the city of goods, private goods, and the city of lords, hurry up and buy it!" ”
Quiet~
The deathly silence, after Sugar Sen finished shouting, he successfully attracted the attention of the whole world, and even the orcs guarding the city gate looked over:
"They don't have a business license?"
"If they don't enter the City of Lords, and they don't have a business license, then they are not under the jurisdiction of the City of Lords, even if they are at the gates of the City of Lords."
The short two sentences of the gatekeeper orc immediately aroused the ferocity and tyranny of the lineup:
"That is to say..."
"Even if we rob them..."
"No one will mention them either!"
"Roar, roar, roar!"
Nearly twenty or so monster lords rushed towards the wood under Cross's ass, and many more were watching.
Bang!
A magic bullet with black lines, instantly running at the front and running the fastest cat demon lord.
"Whew..."Cross blew on the muzzle of the gun in his hand, and his gaze swept over all the lords present: "Who else?!" ”
Once again, the monster lords fell silent, looking at each other without taking a step forward, after all, there was a lesson in front of them.
Cross also breathed a sigh of relief, just after seeing the successful robbery between Scar Ring and Shark Sheng, a thought came to his heart, that is, selling timber is not as fast as robbing to make money, but the words of the lords suddenly sobered him up.
The Goblin Lord who has just been robbed by Scarring and Shark is supposed to be a lord who does not belong to the protection of the Lord's City, so he can rob at will.
Just like he is now, he is not protected by the lord's city, and he dares to come to the lord's city to sell timber, so be prepared to be robbed by the lord at the entire city gate!
Fortunately, he has the Spear of Visl, which temporarily deters these lords who are not very strong.
Just when the lords stopped, someone in the crowd of lords suddenly shouted: "He is only a level 1 lord, and he only has ten points of magic power at most!" ”
“!” Cross's eyes froze, and his eyes searched the group of monster lords, but he didn't find any trace of the person who shouted.
To be reasonable, he can't even see the information of other lords from Elizabeth, and only by finding his name in the goblin group and entering the information interface he showed to the goblins can he see the interface he wants to see for the goblins.
[Could it be... Can neutral dungeons see my liege's message? This thought suddenly popped into Cross's mind, although it was a thought that suddenly flashed in his heart, but this idea was very close to the truth, after all, if all the lords didn't need the lord's city, the transcendent status of the lord's city would also be gone.
The important thing is that he openly set up a stall to sell timber at the gates of the City of Lords, and in the eyes of the people of the City of Lords, this is not a slap in the face.
"I'm a newcomer, the first time I've come out to sell timber, if I offend anyone, I'm really embarrassed, I'll go and reapply for the business license of the City of Lords later." Cross's gaze swept over all the lords present, and although he said compromising words, he still did not let go.
"Get out of the way!" At this moment, there was a commotion in the crowd of lords, and a yellow-skinned minotaur squeezed through the crowd and walked towards Cross: "Isn't it just a small bullet?" You're afraid of it one by one... Cheng..."
Bang!
Just as the gun shot the first bird, Cross fired another magic bullet into the Minotaur's mouth with unmistakable accuracy.
The minotaur suddenly leaned back, and just when the other lords thought that the minotaur was certain to die, it slowly pulled back its leaning body, and the whites of its eyes were quickly bloodshot.
"Boy, it's a little painful for you to beat Lao Tzu!"
"Moo! Suffer death! ”
The Minotaur let out a roar of rage and immediately rushed towards Cross, his skin showing a slight redden.
The lords who saw this scene immediately whispered:
"This is an ability that can only be obtained by a minotaur above level 10, and it is said that in this state, no one can interrupt the charge of the minotaur!"
"Then this time the wood, I have to carry ten!"
"Ten? With so many lords who are not developing well, if you can grab one, it's good, and ten? ”
"Just take a look at that guy with black hair and black eyes, if it's a high-level demon, if not.... Hey hey...."
......
In addition to the discussion of the lords, there was also a small dark self-talk.
Of course, Cross had already had the energy to refine it, and when he heard the ability that only a level 10 minotaur could learn, he was already like a great enemy, and the pistol in his palm was aimed at the minotaur again, and the magic in the dantian gradually subsided, and the true qi began to spread out.