8. On several ways to kill Saitama

Saitama, help put the cigarette in my mouth and light it again. ”

Now the only one who can speed up the recovery is Huazi.

"You still smoke?"

Saitama picked up Huazi and looked at it, then pulled out one and put it in Tang An's mouth, reaching out and touching it, it burned.

Actually, Saitama ignited it with a quick finger through the high temperature generated by the air, but the speed was so fast that it looked like it was just a light touch.

"Not one, light all the cigarettes."

One is too slow, Tang An wants to smoke a pack at a time.

Saitama's expression was a little sluggish, and he didn't ask for a reason, he directly put a pack of cigarettes neatly in Tang An's mouth, and after lighting it, Tang An was like a chimney, and every puff seemed to be ascending to heaven.

As pack after pack of Huazi was drawn, Tang An's recovery speed began to speed up, neck, shoulders, hands, chest, lower body....

After almost ten minutes, Tang An stood up, his body had been regenerated, but his face was still white and terrifying.

However, feeling the swelling qi in his body little by little, the corners of Tang An's mouth were outlined.

Dentide activated.

When he is fully recovered, he will become stronger.

In addition, it was also very smooth, and there were no reincarnators or other dangers coming out.

"Ann, you're really strong!"

Saitama looked at Tang An, who was swallowing clouds and spitting fog, and could feel that the other party was constantly recovering, and by the way, he refused the cigarette handed over by Tang An.

"Your words are very heart-wrenching, who is stronger in your heart, you don't count in your heart?"

Tang An's face fell, he thought that adding war BGM would make Saitama get injured and vomit blood, but the reality was too cruel.

The opponent's defense is too strong, from the battle to the present, let alone vomiting blood, and even breathing has not been messed up.

That's a huge gap.

"Well! You said you were going to invite me to hot pot for a month. ”

Saitama directly changed the topic, and all he thought about was hot pot.

"I do what I say, go buy the ingredients!"

As he continued to smoke Huazi, Tang An's breath began to recover little by little.

"How's the lobster?"

"Give it a try! Anyway, is the lobster hot and delicious? ”

"I haven't tried!"

"Then try it tonight, but you'll be responsible for washing the dishes."

"Why?"

"Hot pot, I'm please, you won't do nothing, right?"

"It seems to make sense, okay then!"

"But it seems to be on the other side of the world, a little far away."

"Then run back with all your might! Take me, I'm still weak. ”

"Are you ready?"

Saitama grabbed Tang An's shoulder, and leaned forward with his right foot.

“OK。”

Rumble~

A huge explosion sounded, and the surrounding ground lifted, and Saitama's speed reached ten times the speed of sound in an instant, faster and faster, faster and faster, and it was just running.

Time flies, and before you know it, it's dusk.

"Is the energy really gone?"

Satellites or probes are watching the Arctic, and life around the world is beating in horror.

The fluctuations in the North Pole disappeared an hour ago, and only now is it certain that the battle is over.

"It's been an hour, I guess it's gone!"

"It seems that the earth has been saved."

"But the entire Southwest, the South Pole, the North Pole, and the Moon have been destroyed."

"Send someone to the North Pole and find out something."

"How could it suddenly disappear, we must figure out this battle."

Just when various forces around the world were scrambling to investigate, Tang An and Saitama, the two culprits, had already bought all kinds of ingredients to make hot pot at home.

It is still a mandarin duck pot, and the steaming heat and fragrance waft throughout the room.

"It seems to be very serious, and we caused it?"

Saitama watched the news reported on the TV, all of which were news of the destruction of the South Pole, the North Pole, and the Moon, and this battle was called the Divine War.

But who is fighting, all sides of the news are speculating.

Some say it's aliens, some say it's superpowers, or it's within God, in short, there is no real data.

"We must have caused it!"

Tang An smoked Huazi while sipping the mutton, and his face had returned to normal compared to an hour ago, after all, he had smoked Huazi for a whole hour.

To be honest, he couldn't bear it.

"Ann, you're really strong!"

Saitama held a piece of kelp and chewed and took a sip of wine.

Of course, the wine was also bought by Tang An.

"Don't say this to me, or I feel like you're insulting me mentally and intellectually."

Tang Anyi is righteous, this guy has no psychological force at all.

"There's another big lobster, do you want it?"

Saitama didn't care about Tang An's words at all, and when he saw that there was only one lobster left in the pot, his serious face and eyes were as sharp as a knife.

Tang An twitched his lips and waved his hand with disgust.

He ate one of the ten lobsters, and the rest went to Saitama's stomach.

"Sure enough, Ann is a good person."

Saitama's serious face returned to sluggishness, and he issued a good guy card to Tang An with a lobster.

Tang An's face darkened, and he looked at the news head and asked casually, "Saitama, can you breathe in space?" ”

"I can't!"

Saitama ate the fragrant lobster and replied casually.

"Why were you okay fighting in space before that?"

"Because I'm holding my breath."

Saitama replied as a matter of course.

"How long can you hold it?"

Tang An's eyelids jumped, and he couldn't stop scolding his mother in his heart.

"I don't know."

"Another day, we'll hold our breath."

"Don't."

"Add another month of hot pot."

"When will it start?"

“.....”

The two of them just ate hot pot and asked and answered, and the news on TV was always accompanied.

It was almost ten o'clock after eating, and Tang An went back to the two-bedroom room next door to live.

The whole building is almost unoccupied, as long as you are not afraid of danger, you can live as long as you want.

Cleaning up casually, Tang An sat on the bed frowning and pondering, smoking Huazi's eyes a little calm.

He had a general idea of what was going on in Saitama at the moment.

There is no doubt that Saitama is very strong, he can't hit a mouthful of blood with all his firepower, an ordinary punch can make his limbs explode, and a serious punch can blow him up.

The boss of the first season, Poros, died under a serious punch.

As for why Poros died, it was because he had a bead in his body, and as long as he broke this bead, Poros would die, while Tang An was not.

All it takes is a piece of flesh or cells left, and he can regenerate and recover.

In other words, beads are Poros's weakness, but Tang An does not.

The only thing that can kill Tang An is to incinerate the cells all over his body, or keep killing and killing until Tang An doesn't have any energy to restore the cells.

That's the fundamental difference.

Saitama's attack power, defense, dynamic neurovision, and more are all all-round, and the only weakness is the need to breathe, eat, and drink like a human!

This point was asked by Tang An just now.

With Saitama's tendon IQ, Tang An was sure that this was the truth.

But here's the problem.

In terms of breathing, Saitama can hold it, but he doesn't even know how long he can hold it.

In addition, it is to eat and drink water, ordinary people will die if they don't eat for seven days and don't drink water for three days, but Saitama is obviously not in this range, because there may be a zero after these seven days and three days? Or two zeros? Three zeros?

In fact, Tang An thought of many ways to kill Saitama.

On the front, he obviously can't beat it, and the soul fruit ability is useless, so he has to use the resources around him.

For example, swapping positions, inserting a knife into his heart, and then swapping positions with Saitama, then Saitama will also be inserted, but Tang An feels that it is not safe, because Saitama is also likely to have the ability to regenerate and recover.

So there's not much hope for this approach.

With a super-enhanced version of a perverted spicy laxative?

This is a laxative that even demons and monsters can pull to death, but compared to Saitama's BUG, Tang An is not sure at all.

After thinking about it, Tang An felt that it was safer to blow up the earth.

Even if Saitama can hold his breath and resist physiological needs, there will always be a limit!

But the bombing is not blowing up now, and when Poros comes to Earth, this is at least an important villain.

In addition, I'm not sure if there is a reincarnation.,I'll have to make use of it with Saitama again.。

To be honest, this is the second most hated child of destiny that Tang An has encountered.

The first one is Cai Yue Ang, who kills until he vomits.

This is good, you can't beat it directly, the difference in strength is too great.

Even if you blow up the earth, you won't be able to kill it.

Tang An now feels that this world is gray, even darker than the previous worlds.