Chapter 83: Cooking for You (Part II)

"How much is a pound of pork?"

“……”

Speechless, really speechless...... Yan Sanwan has been selling meat for decades, and he has never met this kind of customer, so he asked him how much pork costs a pound......

It stands to reason that the young man in front of him seems to be a big man, has he never gone to the street to buy vegetables since he was a child, let alone learned how to buy vegetables and cook behind his parents' buttocks?

How much is a pound of pork, where is there such a question......

"Eighteen pork legs, fifteen lean meats, and thirteen pork belly."

Out of professional ethics, Yan Sanwan hesitated for a moment and said today's market.

"Why is pork leg more expensive than lean meat?" Gao Shou seems to have encountered the funniest thing in the world.

“……”

Yan Sanwan was speechless again, what kind of day is today, he actually let himself meet such a funny customer, is it really necessary to explain to him the truth that different parts taste different? Don't know why men always like to stare at girls' boobs instead of their toes?

"Do you want to buy it or not?"

"Buy, isn't it pork, I can afford to eat it, come to one catty, no, come to two catties, all lean meat, I don't like to eat fatty meat."

“……”

"How do you sell Chinese cabbage?"

"One piece two."

"Give me a pound."

“……”

"I sell them all by the number here, why don't I pick one for you and see how much it weighs?"

"It's so troublesome to buy a grocery store!"

“……”

"Do you want to buy it or not?"

"Buy, just pick the biggest one, anyway, you're here to sell it, the bigger the better, right?"

“……”

"How much does a cucumber cost?"

“……”

"A piece of eighty-one pounds."

"Why aren't they sold by the number?"

“……”

"Do you want to buy it or not?"

"Buy, why don't you buy it, do you think I look like a person who can't afford cucumbers?"

“……”

"How do you sell these eggs?"

"There's something wrong with you, you can't even see that I'm not selling eggs? I bought it back and ate it myself, and I didn't sell it, I didn't sell it, I didn't sell it for any amount of money. You're selling eggs, your whole family sells eggs! ”

“……”

Sweating profusely and carrying two bags of vegetables back to the lair, Gao Shou swore that he would never buy vegetables in person again in the future, tired, so tired, it was even more tiring than fighting the second place in the heavenly list......

"Bought it back?"

"Yes!"

"Then do it!"

“……”

"Didn't you say we'd do it together?"

"But people don't know how to cook!"

"Aren't you, you don't know how to cook at your family's fast-food restaurant?"

"First of all, there is a problem with the way you understand, it is my brother-in-law's family who runs the fast food restaurant, not mine; Secondly, do you know why I'm a cashier and not a chef, just because I can't cook. ”

"Who used to cook the food in your house?"

"My mother, and my sister."

"It's not an only child who can't cook, you're too unworthy of your name."

"What about you?"

"I'm an only child, and it's only natural that I can't cook." Gao Shou replied that it was a reasonable ......

"You don't know how to cook, so how do you buy groceries?"

"Buy it blindly, buy what you see, and when the time comes, you can just fry it and eat it?"

“……”

"It's better to cook rice first, it's easy to cook rice, add water to the rice cooker, then wash the rice, mix some water into it, and press the switch."

"But I don't seem to have a rice cooker."

"What else are you going to cook without a rice cooker?"

"You said you wanted to cook, or I would have bought it from outside."

"What's the point of always buying things and coming back to eat!"

"Why don't I go buy a rice cooker and come back?"

"Go, go, go, I'm already hungry, remember to buy a little more seasoning, salt, monosodium glutamate or something, in short, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar and the like."

"I think I'd better buy something from outside and come back and eat! Otherwise, it's okay to cook noodles and eat them? ”

"You can also cook noodles?"

"I'm the best at egg noodles, if you don't think it's delicious, I'll invite you to a big dinner outside."

"Hurry up and cook noodles, I'm so hungry."

"Okay, you wait, I'll cook it."

I have to say that Gao Shou still has a little talent for cooking noodles, which is reflected in the combination of ingredients, which is completely according to his own taste, and the slightly spicy, slightly numb and slightly sour taste is second to none even if it is brought to the noodle restaurant.

Of course, for the self-taught man, flaws are inevitable.

"Why didn't you see the oil in the scrambled eggs?"

"Do you have to put oil in scrambled eggs?"

"It seems that if you don't put oil, the eggs will be scrambled!"

"Then do you see that my eggs are mushy?"

"I don't think so."

"That's right, I'm a natural oil-free egg."

“……”

"You continue to be busy, and I can't give any opinion on this kind of professional issue."

"Don't be in a hurry, help me turn on the fire over there, I haven't cooked the noodles myself for a long time, and I forgot the procedure of scrambling eggs while boiling water."

“……”

In any case, the last two bowls of egg noodles were still baked, although there were some twists and turns in the middle, but they could not hide the essence of these two bowls of egg noodles as qualified food.

The water is boiling, and you won't have diarrhea when you eat it; Vegetables are fresh and not deficient in vitamins; Eggs and noodles are enough to starve people to death......

"It tastes pretty good."

It's not just good, even if the taste of this bowl of noodles is only quite good, for Xie Jun, who has been waiting for most of the day and his stomach is already grumbling with hunger, it is quite delicious.

"Hehe, I think so too."

"You really don't know how to be modest!"

"No way, I was born to be such an honest person."

Suddenly, Xie Jun, who had swallowed a mouthful of noodles, stared at Gao Shou, and after a moment muttered, "When did we become so familiar?" ”

Even with Gao Shouzhi's cheekiness, he blushed a little after knowing these words, isn't it good to be familiar, this is a necessary stage for cooking raw rice into mature rice!

"What are you staring at me?"

"Uh, what's that, it's delicious!"

blurted out a remark, which immediately made the two of them blush, it was really ambiguous for a lonely man and a widow to be in the same room, but this was something that Xie Jun did not expect when he made the decision to run away from home.

After the soup was full, Gao Shou and Xie Jun had a series of consultations on the issue of washing dishes, and after ten minutes of fruitless negotiations, they realized that the other party would never make any concessions on this matter.

Since it is not possible to solve the problem peacefully, it has no choice but to resort to force.

"Rock-paper-scissors, or guess boxing?" Gao Shou generously handed over the right to choose the duel method to the other party.

"Rock-paper-scissors are for children, and boxing is for drinking, so it's not interesting, are there any other tricks?"

"Guess the middle finger and see if you can draw my middle finger like this." Takamori covered the area below the second knuckle of his left hand with his right hand, leaving only the first knuckle of the five fingers on the outside.

Of course, those five fingers have been rearranged......

"Victory in one battle or two wins in three battles?" Xie Jun, who often played this kind of game when he was a child, reflexively asked this crucial question.

Otherwise, if you start a war directly, in case the opponent loses, the rules will be changed to two wins in three battles or even three wins in five battles......

"It's good to win two battles in three battles, and by the way, let you familiarize yourself with the rules of the game." Gao Shou, who was already invincible, said indifferently.

He is the best at guessing the middle finger.

So, on that ** moment worth a thousand gold nights, the two people went on a blind date. If the fingers touch each other, it can be regarded as a skin-to-skin relationship......