Yuelu District, Changsha City.

Inside a Semir clothing store.

Today's business is still so hot, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as overcrowded, it is completely a crowded scene.

A black and bright hair, showing that her body is extremely healthy, and the female clerk with a fierce yin and yang head is busy, tossing and turning between many customers, and using a calculator to help calculate the price of the clothing after discount, if you buy a suit, you can buy an extra 20 yuan discount, and move a stool, step on a stool to help take off those hanging on the wall even if the summer has not passed, but have been on the new new autumn clothes, so that the favorite customers can try whether it is suitable, It is to lead the selected customers to the counter to check out and pack, and then continue to greet and send to the customer with a smile...

Finally succeeded in winning a few big orders, and after sending away a few groups of guests non-stop, the woman codenamed "Rahu" in a mysterious organization wiped the sweat on her forehead, the corners of her mouth curled, and seemed to enjoy the feeling of being busy, and the salary of the clerk in this Semir clothing store is settled according to a point of basic salary plus performance commission, who doesn't like money?

Luo Hu just had a chance to drink saliva and take a good rest, when she suddenly smelled a certain breath, her crystal straight nose sniffed hard, the corners of her mouth swept up an imperceptible arc, and a little excitement appeared on her face, "Good guy, I am the most idle, since you took the initiative to my area, then I will 'entertain' you." ”

"Lan Lan, I'll give you these gems, and when the store manager asks, you will say that I went out to breathe." Luo Hu approached an ordinary-looking female colleague who looked like she was in her twenties not far away, and quietly pointed to a few young girls who were choosing clothes and said.

Gemstone is a kind of synonym for customers in this Semir clothing store, and it has a kind of "fortune and treasure", and some other stores of scale basically have similar jargon.

The entrusted female colleague nodded, and when she smiled, there were two good-looking dimples on her face, "Don't worry, what is the relationship between the two of us, just because you are so generous on weekdays, and invite me to drink Honey Snow Bingcheng from time to time, I will take these gems for you, and the performance will also be recorded on your head." ”

"You're really my good Lanlan." Luo Hu unceremoniously pinched Lan Lan's cheeks with both hands and pinched them to the sides, showing intimacy.

Luo Hu was about to give Lan Lan a warm hug inch by inch, but was pushed away with a smile and scolded by the other party who had goosebumps all over his body, urging him to go and come back quickly.

So Luo Hu left the Semir clothing store unsatisfied, and went straight to the Jiamu private theater behind the clothing store, today is the weekend, and the road is densely populated, which has brought a lot of challenges to Luo Hu's actions, after all, she can't do it generously in front of the public and in public, otherwise it will definitely be taken by some young people who like to deal with the Internet to take photos or videos and post them on the Internet, although it is not impossible to clear it, but Luo Hu does not like to trouble others to deal with the aftermath for himself, Her style of doing things is always clean and neat, and if she can do it quietly, it is best to do it without leaving a trace.

It just so happened that the sudden aura seemed to understand Rahu's intentions, and turned directly into a deserted street, which was inaccessible because it was being repaired.

A woman who exudes a faint scent of lavender perfume and wears a big red tight skirt takes a shortcut into this deserted street, her plump body twists and turns, just looking at the back can cause some men with insufficient concentration to get hot down, presumably this woman walks alone on the streets and alleys on weekdays, and must have heard whistling and some provocative words.

The young, beautiful, and attractive woman had no idea that she was being followed by an ugly-looking "monster" with two hands like two scissors, and in fact, even if the woman looked back, she could not see the existence of this "monster" at all.

The apostle, whose hands were like two scissors, saw the opportunity, and one flew forward, which was a fatal attack, but was kicked by a human woman with three studs on her right ear and was stopped, and the other party did not hide the murderous aura on her body, and the person who came was not good.

Luo Hu crossed his index fingers with both hands, twisted his knuckles to "creak", and his face was filled with a sunny smile.

The Scissorhands Apostle subconsciously took a few steps back, and could only watch as the woman in the red dress, whom he had been following for some time, strolled away, and the cooked duck disappeared.

"Gurgling." The Scissorhands Apostle spoke for a while, probably because he had been completely degraded for too long, and he couldn't even speak human words, but from the analysis of the tone, he must have been angry that the other party had blocked him, so he had to let the other party have no good fruit to eat.

Luo Hu reached out and touched his waist behind his back, and let out an "oh", a little annoyed.

"Hey, you're really unlucky, I forgot to bring my weapon out today." Rahu smiled apologetically, "In that case, there is no way to make your death happy." ”

Rahu crossed his fingers and twisted the joints on his hands, "I'm really sorry, I can only beat you to death." ”

The Scissorhands Apostle knew something was wrong, and subconsciously wanted to run away, but it was too late, and its back made a "snap" sound, as if it had been whipped by an iron whip.

It turned out that Rahu used a back fist with his hands like iron, his wrists like cotton, and his two arms like iron whips, which directly hit the opponent's back, and then several "whips" in succession, which made the scissorhands apostle miserable.

Just a moment of effort, the scissorhands apostle only left a pool of blood and a set of clothes worn by ordinary people to this world, judging from the clothes, this apostle must have been a member of a well-off family when he was still a human being, but he didn't know what was unsatisfactory in life, why did he make a deal with the false gods, and finally ended up like this.

Even if everything goes wrong in the world, it's better than not dying.

Luo Hu looked at the pool of blood on the ground, and looked angry, "It's really impatient, it's gone after two clicks?" Thanks to your uncle, I followed you all the way, a six-minute prelude, and the result was just a few dozen seconds of business? ”

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Yueyang City.

Happy Primary School ended school at half past five as usual, and the school gate was already full of parents waiting to pick up their children from school, and cars of various brands were parked, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi, Mazda...

A little girl with two braids "babbled" in the crowd, carrying a large conspicuous black cloth bag behind her, just as conspicuous as the little slug boy following behind her.

The little boy follows the little girl all the time, just as the stars in the sky always surround the moon.

"Hey, horse bandit, if you follow me like this with bad intentions, be careful that I sue you for harassment! Do you really want to be a horse bandit when you grow up? The little girl with braids suddenly stopped, then turned around, put her arms around her chest, and looked angrily at the little boy who was a slug and a fart, since the last time she took the school tour bus to J City, she noticed that this guy must have some unknown thoughts about herself, and she has definitely coveted her beauty for a long time, hey, another young man who fell under the girl's pomegranate skirt.

The little slug boy whose real name is Ma Fei scratched his head, and he was not annoyed that the little girl deliberately called her name a homonym, "That..."

The little girl with braids sighed and walked to Ma Fei's side, learning from the old adult tone in a good way, and said seriously: "I know, every little boy has to go through such a stage, and he will always have a crush on a cute, beautiful and kind little girl in his heart, but we can't do it, I like mature and stable men, you give up." ”

"You'll find better girls than me." The little girl with braids solemnly patted the little boy's shoulder twice, revealing a kind look, making the latter feel as if he was being watched by the elders of the grandparents' generation.

It's just that Ma Fei quickly came back to his senses, shook his head vigorously, and almost threw out the two transparent snots hanging under his nose, he really wanted to tell this tablemate that he had just wanted to touch the big knife toy in the strip of cloth behind you, you really thought too much...

Suddenly, the little girl with braided braids changed her expression, as if she sensed some crisis, she turned her back to Ma Fei, and said in a deep voice, "Little guy, hide behind your aunt." ”

The little girl with braids pulled out the black big knife behind her back that was longer than herself, and there were three afterimages attached to the big knife.

The little girl with braided braids rushed out with a "swoop", and then used a set of windswept knife techniques, which made the air "whine" and spurt out blood strangely.

In this scene, the little slug boy named Ma Fei was indeed a little yearning, and he felt that his table mate was not as heroic and beautiful as those chivalrous women who walked the rivers and lakes and rode horses with swords and swords in martial arts novels and movies? It's just that his table mates don't have horses, and they wield broadswords rather rudely.

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Hengyang city.

In front of the barbecue stalls, which are full of lights and bustling business, many customers have gathered to enjoy the nightlife.

The aroma of fragrant food fills the air, the glow of neon signs flickers in the night, and from time to time some high-minded and braggadocio resounding in this world, all of which are customers who have drunk and loved each other in a big way, either to make a sister or to save face.

Suddenly, there was a table of customers who seemed to be arguing, probably because the on both sides was blown over, and then both sides were a little dissatisfied, so they remembered the small bumps, Xiao Guo and injustices in the past, and the customers who originally got off work and came to eat supper in a friendly manner were divided into two parties, pointing at each other, and the sound became louder and louder, making everyone around feel that something was wrong, and the air was filled with a layer of heavy gunpowder smell.

At that table, a customer with a tiger's back smashed the snowflake beer bottle that had not yet drunk the wine on the ground, and made a loud sound, under the influence of alcohol, put on a posture of starting a fight, and the scheming friend next to him clapped his hands and applauded, and said some exciting words that added fuel to the fire and fanned the flames, probably what is "Brother Liu is good, I have also seen the dragon on the opposite side for a long time", "Brother Liu is out of the horse, one can hit a truck, let me have a good look at Brother Liu's demeanor", In short, he is a master who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and he doesn't give the good friend who is enthusiastic for a while, just go down the stairs, and he also holds the other party to the sky, and he is fluttering, so that Brother Liu is sorry for his hard work if he doesn't give Long Huan a few punches.

Long Huan, who has a big waist and a fat brain, is naturally not afraid, he also stood up, and glared angrily at Brother Liu who invited him to drink and talk about it, what a bullshit Brother Liu, if he hadn't given him a few thin noodles and didn't trouble him in the factory, he would have to clean up the bed and carry the bucket to get out of the house when the parts failed to pass the test last time!

Seeing that the guests at that table were about to fight, the surrounding diners not only did not come forward to dissuade them, but were happy to see such a lively scene, but they just took their seats farther away one by one, so as not to be harmed by the pond fish, and then joined in to form a melee.

At this time, a woman with a big back and a burly figure who does not lose to a man stepped forward, it turned out that she was working at a night snack stall, and the boss sent it to persuade when she saw that the opportunity was not good, otherwise she would smash the table and bench or something, and the other party would not say whether she was willing to pay for it, tonight this business must be difficult to do, or the two sides really saw red, and the police came to investigate afterwards, it would also delay their business, and it was not a good sign, in any case, in the final analysis, it was the loss of their own night snack stall.

The woman with the big back was not good at words, but after all, she smiled cheekily and persuaded Brother Liu and Long Huan to reconcile, as the blood in the body gradually digested the alcohol, Brother Liu and Long Huan's emotions also tended to calm down, and in the end they still didn't fight, but the two made a request to let the woman who came to persuade him to drink with him.

In the end, the woman with the big back drank all the people on the table, but her face was only slightly flushed, and the surrounding spectators glanced at the boxes of empty wine bottles at the woman's feet, and their eyes widened, muttering that this woman is the reincarnation of the wine fairy?

The boss saw that his usual hard work and strength could withstand two men successfully stopped a brawl that could cause a lot of losses, so he smiled and whispered to him: "You should get off work early today and go back and have a good rest." ”

The big-backed woman nodded and burped, in fact, she could still drink a lot, and this bit of beer would not affect her work at all, but since the boss had spoken, the cheap rest should not be in vain, so she got up and walked directly to the rented place, and did not forget to pretend to be staggering and confused, and then say a word or two about drinking, so that the boss was more determined that he was a little dizzy.

The woman with the big back walked into a quiet alley alone, and met a vain apostle in the alley, who seemed to be waiting for the rabbit in this secluded place, but tonight she was unlucky and met this "judge".

The judge was not stunned at all, and walked straight away, and when he passed by the apostle who launched the attack, a drunken punch of "Lan Cai and Shan Ti toast broke the waist", which directly sent the other party to hell.

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J City.

The bright moon was in the sky, and the earth was clothed with a garment like white frost.

Jiacheng Amusement Park has ceased business, the old man who usually sells porridge near the amusement park also pushed his cart back to his home, the old man is barefoot all year round, so it is not strange to see the neighbors who see the old man along the way, there are so many strange people in the world, they don't like to wear shoes, it is not too strange.

As soon as he entered the house, he put the porridge cart he "relied on for a living" against the wall in the yard, and the old man saw that the uninvited figure appeared in his yard again, still so otherworldly naked, so he patted his forehead helplessly.

Under the moonlight, the old man who sold porridge and the naked figure toasted each other, and one person made several mouthfuls of pots, and drank happily, and there were several empty bottles that had been emptied of wine on the wooden table.

"Oops, you say you're going to get dressed, you little exhibitionist ass? Even if it's a pair of briefs, I'm not too embarrassed that an old man can't do something like you. The old porridge seller joked with a smile, then grabbed a few peanuts with wine and swallowed them into his stomach.

The little guy who was naked patted his white and tender bare cheeks, laughed, and said: "Hey, you old ass knows a fart, I call it the art of walking, this is liberating nature!" In human terms, this is called being completely one with nature, throwing yourself into the embrace of nature, and being unrestrained! ”

Faced with the shamelessness and sharp teeth of the bare-ass little guy, the old man who sold porridge could only smile bitterly, nodded at the old friend in front of him, and then thought of some thoughts, and a little sadness suddenly appeared in his heart, "Why didn't that existence win you over at the beginning?" Hey, I can only use this appearance to avoid that existence now, otherwise he will find him, if he doesn't join, the better result will be death, and the almost result will be either the destruction of the golden body, or the dissipation of the spirit, it is simply better to live than to die. ”

The naked little boy whose real identity is Cupid, the god of love, touched his little face that was red from drinking, and then "fluttered" twice The two shining golden wings behind him said: "You can be content, barefoot fairy, at least you still have use value in his eyes." What about me, isn't that guy not wooing me because I'm useless, why are you trying to woo me? Give the human race of the whole world an arrow and let them love each other? Come on, I'm Eros, but I'm not the bad old man you have here."

"Hahahaha, your little ass is really as interesting as ever." The barefoot immortal laughed, and when he heard Cupid's words, he opened his arms happily and said, "Drink and drink, our brothers are far away from the world and the world, just have fun!" ”

Cupid picked up a bottle of two pots, poured it into his stomach, wiped the corners of his mouth, and laughed, "Hey, your old ass has a good taste, wash your ass and wait for me tonight." ”

Cupid shook his head and got up, then stood on the table and shook his majesty, while shaking off his little caterpillar while dancing with his hands, "A few days are a few days, drink and cover your head and fall asleep, wake up and drink, not only can I not control anyone, but I can't control anyone, this is called the day of the gods." ”

"Well, the Tao is natural, and it is governed by inaction, since it is rootless duckweed, then it is not bad to go with the flow." The barefoot immortal thought deeply, and then raised his head and poured the second pot head, there is nothing good in this world, the wine is good, he wanted Cupid to do a favor and give the original pair of young girls an arrow, but at this time he pondered it again, and felt that it was better for the two of them to develop on their own.

"You haven't taken the initiative because of this 'Dao' word, waiting for him to grow on his own, right?" The barefoot immortal looked at the sky with sparse stars and asked, in fact, he already had a clear answer in his heart.

Heavenly cycle, follow the trend.

Everything grows, let it be.

This is the Great Dao, and this is the idea of the being who is far away in the sky.

"This is 'providence.'" The barefoot fairy smiled.

"What are you muttering, old ass? Come, drink and drink. Cupid jumped on the table, grabbed his two-pot wine bottle with his small hands, and forced the barefoot fairy to pour a mouthful, "Haha, haha..."

Under the frost-white moonlight, laughter continued repeatedly, and at the end of drinking, the barefoot fairy and Cupid sat together, both of their faces were flushed with red wine, and their heads were "gurgling" with wine bubbles, and the sound of wine burps echoed in this breezy and grassy little courtyard.

An old man who likes to beat barefoot and a child who likes to be naked, no one knows how these two guys became best friends of their old friends.

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In a small and poorly decorated one-room rental house, a drunken red-haired man muttered drunkly.

"Hahaha, Ma Dong, look at your virtue, you still have to practice your drinking."

"Niu Xi, you don't have to laugh at fifty steps and a hundred steps, you have more than Ma Dong with a glass of beer, no, half a glass."

"Life, life, another day has passed."

"Hey, I want to be suave, why can't I let go of this obsession, I was sad for a while when you left, and now I don't even have the heart to find a girlfriend."

"What's wrong with being a licking dog? As long as I lick hard and fast enough, I can make others lick without licking! Won't I be the only one by her side? ”

"Big sister, I miss you very much, when will you come back."

Drunk words said this, the red-haired strong man smiled, revealing a few broken teeth, which were broken by a certain crimson-haired girl, the strong man later wanted to go over to fill it, but in the end he still didn't go to the dentist, not because it was too expensive, but because the strong man thought that the mutilated teeth were proof that he had saved the life of his eldest sister, which was his own "medal of bravery".

"I didn't say it last time, but I really like you..."

The brawny man with the Yagami-an haircut from Street Fighter soon became drunk and unconscious.

Ask what the world is like, and teach people to live and die.

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Outside the distant canopy, there is a figure wrapped in pitch-black light, overlooking the mountains and rivers of the world, the world is varied, and his ears continue to echo with voices from the mortal world:

"God, I've worked so hard this time, so let me pass all the next academic tests!" It was clear that it was the voice of a student, and he seemed to feel that he was pushing hard.

"Are you fucking blind, Lord Qingtian! How can the murderer who humiliated and killed my daughter succeed in exonerating him like this, he just found a scapegoat! The tone was mixed with resentment and unwillingness, this was the voice of a mother whose daughter was brutally raped and killed, and after getting the court verdict and leaving the courthouse, she pointed to the sky and scolded angrily.

"God, help me, you help me this time is equivalent to saving my life, as the saying goes, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, as long as you let me bet on the horse this time to hit the jackpot, my ruthless mother-in-law will return to me with her son, otherwise I will, I can only jump off the building to commit suicide!" A gambler, who is idle but dreams of making a fortune all day long, folded his hands and said in the betting area.

"Hey, I haven't paid it this day, there are no customers and sales day by day, and if I continue like this, the mortgage and car loan can't be paid, why will my life fall like this? Obviously, I am also a first-class university graduate, but I just want to go to the sea to start a business and become a figure like Ma Yun, take a step back and say that it is okay to become like Liu Qiangdong, why do you owe so many debts step by step? Usually I haven't done anything bad with a bad conscience, and I've accumulated yin virtue and done a lot of good things, but now in my thirties, I don't even have a woman who is willing to be with me, Liye Jiacheng, Liye Jiacheng, hum, it's all a joke, and then look at those rich children in society who were born in Rome, hum, God, you're really unfair..." The middle-aged businessman, who has been in business for several years, has not earned a penny, but the debt pressure is getting heavier and heavier, sat on a leather sofa, scratching his bald head, he did not understand the truth that good people may not be good, and bad people may not be bad, so he was full of disdainful words.

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Countless voices lingered, or pleading, or complaining, or begging, or lamenting...

The heart is vast, and even Guangyu listens to the thunder in a silent place.

"Hey, God here, God there, God I can't protect myself when I cross the river with mud bodhisattvas, I'm so busy, I really don't have the time to help you ordinary people realize your wishes and untie the knot..." The figure said in a sad tone, he was also a little discouraged, after all, he was not strong enough.

But complaining is complaining, after complaining, the figure that had crushed the gods and killed all sides on the battlefield of the ancient gods turned around, hooked his fingers forward, his expression changed, and he chuckled: "Come, continue." ”

In front of the figure, there is a dense galaxy like a bright galaxy, which can be found in various myths, legends and records - gods.

"I am the supreme god of Confucianism."

"My name is Haotian God."

"I am the sky."

Alone against 100,000 gods!