Chapter 449: Uncle, although you are fat and greasy, you are a good person!
On Saturday afternoon, Peter Parker flew through the streets of Queens, New York, as usual, in a loose, cheap and even hand-sewn spider suit, to see if he could catch a few thieves.
And his best record since his debut was to catch a biker who committed a gang robbery.
Well, in fact, it was two delinquent teenagers who rode a motorcycle and snatched a lady's handbag, and then he taught him a lesson.
"Hey, boy! It's you again, how's it going, have you gained anything today? ”
Just as Spider-Man was crouching at the top of a store, his eyes rolling around to find something worth his hands on, there was a food truck selling omelets parked below, and apparently it wasn't the first time that the greasy middle-aged uncle had seen this little spider scurrying around the city.
It may have been a little surprised at first, but after a few days, it became strange.
Just kidding, even aliens have invaded here, plus the news of the Avengers is broadcast on TV every day, and now there is an extra little spider that can spin silk, what's so strange, not to mention that this kid is still a warm-hearted guy who does chivalrous deeds everywhere... Although he occasionally does something stupid, he doesn't hide his flaws, doesn't he?
"Hello, uncle, today's Queens is still full of sin as always, I have caught a thief today, and... I also helped a child retrieve a balloon hanging from a tree. ”
Even though he accidentally popped the balloon and made the kid cry......
Peter Parker was embarrassed to say this last sentence.
But the middle-aged uncle who sold egg cakes did not laugh at him, but said encouragingly: "Believe in yourself, as long as you can persevere, sooner or later you will become a superhero like the Avengers." ”
"Really? Can I be a superhero like the Avengers? You know, I adore them in particular! I also dream of one day being able to join the team of the Avengers and contribute to saving the world! ”
As if suddenly opening up the conversation, Peter Parker rolled over and jumped from a height of several meters, and then stood next to him chattering very familiarly.
The muscles on the middle-aged uncle's face twitched accidentally, and then he hurriedly wrapped the freshly made egg cake with sausage, eggs and spicy strips and handed it to him.
"Take it and eat it, Uncle believes that one day you will realize your dreams."
Peter Parker looked at the tempting egg cake in front of him and swallowed his saliva quietly, he didn't even drink saliva for most of the day, and his stomach naturally growled with hunger, but all the money he brought out of the meal was used to buy balloons to pay for the little devil who was crying, and now he can be said to be penniless.
"I'm sorry, I came out in a hurry today so I didn't bring any money..."
"Eat quickly, even if you come out to fight against evil, you can't go hungry, and only when you're full can you have the strength to protect people like us, right?"
Looking at the fragrant omelet in his hand, and then at the middle-aged uncle who was very greasy but a good person, Peter Parker was so moved that he was about to cry.
During this time, he was also confused, especially after doing those stupid things, he once doubted whether he was a superhero.
But today's middle-aged uncle's recognition of him has regained his confidence!
I, Peter Parker, will protect this city!
"Thank you, uncle, although you are fat and greasy, but you are a good person, and good people will definitely be rewarded, do you want me to sign your name? Maybe in the future, when I become famous, this signature can be sold for a good price, which can be regarded as repaying the favor of this cake. ”
The more serious Peter Parker's tone became, the more stiff the middle-aged uncle's expression became, and even the bruises on his neck were faintly jumping, which is very rare for an obese person.
Finally, after the little spider BB was finished, he reluctantly squeezed out a smile and said: "I still don't bother you, by the way, two days ago, I heard a little gangster who bought egg cakes from me say that in an abandoned factory in the suburbs, there seems to be a group of people selling D there, this is a big fish, do you want to go and see it?" ”
Peter Parker, who had completely regarded him as a good person, did not have the slightest suspicion, and immediately asked impatiently, "Where is it?" It's finally time for me to show my skills! ”
The middle-aged uncle hurriedly pointed out the way to the little spider, and was even afraid that he wouldn't find it, so he helped the little spider navigate on his mobile phone, which can be described as sending the Buddha to the west!
"Thank you for the omelet, and thank you for the information, I'll definitely come back to tell you the good news when I get rid of these bad guys, goodbye."
As soon as he heard that there was a big bad guy to be caught, Peter Parker still cared about eating, so he had to put it away and rush over first.
Seeing that this guy was finally gone, the middle-aged uncle who sold egg cakes finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then hatefully took off all the disguises on his face and smashed them on the ground, and stepped on them twice!
Tony's bastard actually asked him to do this kind of thing, it's really infuriating!
Just as he was venting, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang, and he had to take a deep breath and connect it.
"Harpy, how's it going, is it done?"
"Of course, how can I get a little ghost out of my own way, and now the target has gone to the factory."
It turns out that the person who poured chicken soup for the soul of the little spider and made him egg cakes for free was none other than Harpy's fake, as for the original one, it was simply not worth mentioning under Tony's money ability!
After hanging up the phone, Harpy changed back to his original appearance and yelled at Tony on the phone, not even letting the little spider go.
Dare to say that Uncle Harpy is fat and greasy?
Blind your titanium dog's eyes!
Uncle Harpy is the thinnest handsome man in the fat world, he has no vision at all, and he deserves to be punished!
"Oh, I almost forgot, and this..."
Harpy, who was just about to get in the car and leave, suddenly realized that he had left something, and then hurried back to the food truck and took out a small white bottle.
"Why is there so much left? Forget it, it should... You can't eat the dead, right? ”
Harpy shook the bottle and found that there was not much white powder left, and he barely remembered that when he was refilling, his hands shook in anger due to the attack of the spider's mouth cannon.
But this matter was immediately put behind him, anyway, with Tony watching over there, nothing could happen.
Now that his task has been completed, it's time to relax, and sure enough, selling egg cakes is not suitable for an elite talent like Uncle Harpy.