Chapter 256: Haircuts, I'm a Professional

In the forest, the rain was dripping, and a little blue-haired girl was turning over the dirt in the open space behind the wooden house.

"Brother Yahiko, if I plant this pea in the soil, will it really grow vines to heaven?"

Xiao Nan carefully held the small shovel and looked at Yahiko with a look of hope.

A bright light flashed on Yahiko's shiny orange melon skin, and he gave a thumbs up and said: "Xiao Nan, youth is not to be slack, as long as you work hard enough and water it with sweat, the pea seedlings will definitely grow up quickly." ”

As he spoke, Yahiko counted the stack of bills and put them into his small bag.

Nagato's red hair was already very long, and he brushed it with his hand, smiled and lay on the edge of the bed, and interjected:

"Xiao Nan, speaking of which, why do you want to go to Heaven, isn't everyone happy together now?"

"Happiness, ......"

Xiao Nan tilted his head and tried to recall, is his life happy?

I seem to be happy every day......

Ever since the tall uncle, who was always half-masked and green-eyed, came to the house, life has changed.

Originally, Yoko's mother was a person who loved to laugh, and even when she was eating gruel mixed with various rotten vegetable leaves last year, she never lost her smile.

However, Xiao Nan instinctively felt that there was something hidden under his mother's smile at that time, but what it was, Xiao Nan was too young to say.

In short, it doesn't feel good.

However, from that day, after the man appeared, Xiao Nan found that although her mother still smiled the same every day, whether she was good at cooking or making clothes, she always hummed a little song, curled her beautiful eyelashes together, squinted her eyes and smiled.

Thinking like this, Xiao Nan pursed his lips, a little entangled.

Brother Yahiko told her and Nagato the story of the magical pea tree.

At that time, Xiao Nan felt that if he could have such a pea tree, then he would be able to go to heaven, and he would be able to find his father.

Although Xiao Nan has never met his father, his mother said that in the year Xiao Nan was born, his father left their mother and daughter and went to heaven.

But now......

Xiao Nan grabbed his long blue hair and said with annoyance: "What happiness is, I don't know!" ”

"Haha, there is something I don't know, why don't I come to ask you Brother Yahiko!"

Selling a ripe broad bean to Xiao Nan for five hundred taels, Yahiko was in a good mood.

Count the days, today is the day when the lamp god comes to deliver supplies, and then you can use the money to buy some good things from him.

"Brother Yahiko, what do you think happiness is?" Both Nagato and Konan looked at Yahiko curiously.

Nagato and Xiao Nan are both soft but stubborn people, once they decide on something, they will not hit the south wall and will not look back.

To put it simply, it is easy to go to extremes.

For example, if they now believe that Brother Yahiko, who is knowledgeable, knows magic lamp magic, and knows many mythological stories, as the guide of life, then they will really follow him with unswerving determination.

To be honest, this kind of personality is a bit of an axis, similar to that of Uchiha Obito.

But in essence, they are much cuter than Obito.

Konan and Nagato are the ones who want to make the world feel pain and learn peace from pain after the death of their best friends, and in order to achieve this goal, they do not hesitate to kill their mentors who stand in the way of this path.

And Obito, after the death of his sister, he wants to destroy the world and recreate a false world with a sister, and at the same time, his motive for killing his master and his wife is not logical.

Logically speaking, Nagato and Konan are still inheriting Yahiko's legacy and pursuing world peace, although they have taken the wrong path, but they can be regarded as "not forgetting their original intentions and being unswerving".

Obitu is not comparable at all, and the ideological realm is much worse.

All in all, whether it is Nagato, Konan, or Uchiha Obito, this kind of very "axis" person, once he starts thinking about life, the problem will be troublesome.

But fortunately, in this life, they have a more perfect life navigator.

"Happiness is happiness, happiness is happy, pain is pain, and Happi is Payne's natural enemy, so you can be my Payne Hunter, or call me Harpy!" Yahiko waved his hand and said categorically.

Looking at the two younger brothers, a man and a woman, their eyes lit up, and they looked at themselves with admiration, Yahiko couldn't help but show a smug look on his face.

"Brother Yasuo, I didn't expect that I would spread your teachings of happiness to a foreign land! You can rest in Heaven, Amen! ”

"Boom!"

"Pain, pain, pain!"

Yahiko covered his head and screamed miserably, and when he looked up, he saw that the magic lamp elf who had not been seen for a long time was clenching his big fist and looking at him with fierce eyes.

Compared to going to Mt. Myoki on a business trip, Tam is very happy to come to Yahiko's side on a business trip.

The reason is very simple, it can be women's clothing or dancer clothing.

The 18-size X size Arab dancer costume was not taken away after all, and Toad Guang escaped.

Tam, dressed in this tulle outfit, widened his eyes with rage, asked viciously, "Who told you about such a completely unreliable thing?" ”

"Isn't it? Originally, Brother Yasuo said that I would come to the Land of Rain for three days, but three days later, three days later, and now it's almost three hundred days! There is no news at all, Brother Yasuo has not passed away, what is going on? Yahiko hugged the melon skin head and cried.

"Bang!"

Tamu's clam fist quickly dodged Yahiko's defense, and a violent blow hit him on the head, saying, "Who told you this, I mean, Yasuo's existence, even if he dies, he will go down there, how can he be in heaven?" ”

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Tamu threw a sack of food into the storeroom and frowned, "Speaking of which, little ghost, why did you specify cucumber-flavored potato chips, can you eat this kind of thing?" ”

As a gourmet, Tamu has low food requirements and can eat all the dough dumplings in the country of Vortex, but cucumber-flavored potato chips are his natural enemies.

Hearing this, Nagato was very excited, and hurriedly raised his hand and replied, "This is not what we eat, this is the feed we use to raise Mr. Beaver!" Mr. Beaver is too skinny, need to be fed a little more! ”

"Mr. Beaver?"

Tamu was a little puzzled, but still waved his hand and said, "Anyway, it's not for you to eat, I hate heretics who eat cucumber-flavored potato chips!" Is there anything else going on? If nothing happens, I'll leave first and come back next month. ”

"Wait!"

Yahiko suddenly grabbed Tam's skirt and said, "Lamp Elf, I want to buy a set of hair cutting tools!" ”

Taking out a few stacks of banknotes from his baggage, Yahiko pointed to Nagato and Konan's long hair and said, "As you can see, these two guys have too long hair and are not youthful at all. ”

"That kind of thing? I want to think about ......"

Tamu took the money, stuffed it into his pocket, pondered for a while, pulled out his wide and long tongue and flicked it, and said, "There you have it!" ”

Then he opened his bloody jaw, spat out a large pile of broken shoes, fish bones, and other debris, and found a pair of rusty, slime-covered scissors in the middle.

"Don't look at the scissors that don't look good, it used to be Camille's dream girl."

"Okay."

Yahiko nodded, and finally added, "Please give me another bowl, the big and round kind, about haircuts, I'm a professional!" ”

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