Chapter 322: Honeymoon

"I said I was going on a date together, but is it really okay to go out on a date in this situation? If you accidentally meet an acquaintance, there may be a lot of chaos because of the existence of attraction. ”

Although I couldn't worry about this, the other protagonist Murong Ting had a swaying head, smiling and packing up things and throwing them into the storage ring while shouting what clothes should be better to wear.

"Oops, I can't put the storage ring down, you can help me put these into your storage ring!"

How can a girl ask a boy to bring her underwear as if nothing happened?

"You take out a few clothes from the storage ring and I'll bring them for you, and put them in your own storage ring."

She pursed her lips and squinted at me with disdain, "What a pretending to be innocent!" Hurry up! It's a hassle to take it out and put it in again! Didn't I teach you not to cause trouble to others!! Hurry up, you're actually happy to be able to hold my underwear, right? And in order to hide this mood, you will resign to me, but you don't have to worry, sister, I don't care about the thoughts of a little boy like you, hurry up and put it away! You muffled pervert! ”

"You're the one who causes trouble to others! Really! ”

"Alright, alright! Hurry up, or you won't be able to catch the plane! ”

Plane? What kind of plane?

"By the way, where the hell are you going to take me on a date? Why do you have to bring so many clothes and take a plane? ”

Her smile instantly stiffened.

"Poplar, let me ask you, what would happen if a human brain was given a weak electric shock?"

Why ask such a dangerous thing? And it doesn't usually happen, does it? Even if I run to poke the jack or run under the high-voltage tower to play, I will only be affected by the high voltage...

"Death? Amnesia? Or is it the Awakening Speed Force? ”

She crossed her waist and looked like an old lady and said, "You think you are Barry (the male protagonist of the Flash)?" It's too complicated! ”

"What will happen then?"

She suddenly turned her head and smiled, "I'm going to get dizzy!" ”

When I woke up, I was already sitting on a soft sofa, and when I opened my eyes, I was surrounded by a simple white stand. Is it on some kind of transport? I just wanted to rub my eyes with my right hand but found that my right hand was now holding a small hand that was as soft as a bone, and I felt that as long as I pinched it hard, this little hand would be broken by me...

"Awake?"

The owner of the small hand appeared in front of him, a smiling face that made people feel reassuring.

She held up her fingers, then swung a scissor hand in front of me, "How much is this?" Remember who I am? ”

"Are you...? Yes... My head! My head hurts!! ”

"Huh, huh! No way! She suddenly panicked, and at a loss for what to say, "How can this be... I'm obviously using a hundred times the theoretical standard voltage, so I should be fine... How so... Could it be that poplar's brain strength is lower than the per capita level? A hundred times the standard voltage is too high for her? ... How can this be..."

Your brain is below the average level! Inexplicable!

But it's funny to see her flustered... Let's keep it up like that!

"Don't worry! I'm your wife Murong Ting, you should remember me, right? Come, I'll show you, the documents say we're a couple! ”

I almost slapped her in the face, and what about my wife? It's just that... In order to trick her, she put up with her for the time being.

"You're... My wife? "I pretended to be confused, if the amnesiac person just believed in the mental outlook, even if she was a fool, she could recognize me at once.

"I'm so thirsty..."

"Water... What about water? Pregnant! Here's the water! ”

Why would someone bring out a beer for a sick person to drink? I'm not a patient, though.

"Drink slowly, if it's not enough, I'll have ten more boxes in the storage ring! ... Hey, why did you choke, you were so careless, do you need me to feed you? ”

It turns out that the reason for your lack of storage space is that you have ten cases of beer in it?!

A good-looking flight attendant walked up to the two of us with an approachable smile on her face, "This gentleman, you can't drink beer on the plane... Also, where the hell did you get this beer? ”

I thought the stewardess's smile was a little distorted after seeing the bottled beer in my hand, but Murong Ting didn't seem to notice the stewardess's anger at all.

Will you be thrown off the plane halfway?

When I was confused, Murong Ting didn't know what to whisper to the flight attendant, although in the end the flight attendant left the beer in my hand and kept it, but the flight attendant looked at me with a sad look when she left.

So what did Murong Ting say to the flight attendant?!

Afterwards, when I heard a few flight attendants quietly watching me chatting when I left the plane, I realized that my personality had become a psychopath who would get nervous if I didn't drink, and Murong Ting was the wife who never left me and took care of me for many years...

What the hell!

"Now, husband~ Do you want to have some snacks?"

"Ahh No need... I don't have much appetite..."

"Husband, I'll tell you, you have to call me dear when you talk to me, or your wife is the only one who can talk to me!"

I think she's starting to let herself go completely after she found out I had amnesia.

But if you call her a wife for the sake of her, won't you really lose money?

"That's... Kiss... My dear... Where are we going? Why are you still on the plane? ”

"We? We're going on our honeymoon! She hugged my hand and said with a smile, if I really had amnesia, maybe I would really believe it.

...

I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to tear up the lies, taunt her fiercely, and then make her feel inferior until she bows her head to me all day today, and lets her always call me dear all the time knowing that I don't have amnesia!

"Are you two here for your honeymoon too?" The couple sitting in front of us, who seemed so intimate that the sour smell of love filled the whole plane, suddenly turned around and accosted us. The eyes of the two can be said to be so flashing that they can't open their eyes. Fortunately, when I was in the seventh district, I was blown up countless times by flashbangs, so I barely opened my eyes and saw the two people in front of me. The man has square black eyes, while the woman has dyed blonde hair and looks like a bad girl, so they are about the same age as me, right? It's just that I'm wearing a plaid shirt by Murong Ting now, so I look a little old, plus my eyes are similar to dead fish eyes, and now I don't have the vitality that a high school student should have.

"What a coincidence! We are also here for our honeymoon!! The blonde-haired delinquent girl seemed to be talkative, pulling Murong Ting to talk endlessly. And Murong Ting also chatted with the blonde with excitement, not caring at all that they were strangers who had just met.

In this case, there shouldn't be a way to expose Murong Ting's lies, if I uncover the lies at this time, I will also be in an embarrassing situation, so... Anyway, just wait.

However, in this case, it would be better to pretend to sleep first, right? It can avoid being asked by Murong Ting to call her dear, or his wife or something.

"I'll sleep again, and I'll call me when I'm there..."

She stopped talking to the blonde and looked at me suspiciously.

"Hey, didn't you just wake up?"

"Uh... I'm still a little tired, maybe it's because of the plane..."

"That'll do!"

She suddenly stretched out her head as if she wanted to kiss me, I wanted to avoid it, but I thought that it had reached this point anyway, even if she kissed it, it was nothing, so I let her easily kiss my lips.

"Good night, dear~ I'll wake you up when it's time!"

I nodded in response.

'Oh, what a great relationship between you and your couple!' I'm so envious~'

"It's alright! Now he's a little tired, otherwise he usually takes the initiative to kiss me~"

"Oo!!oo

I ignored their conversation, closed my eyes, and let the Divine Consciousness enter the Temple of Gods and Demons.

Although there was originally no one in the Hall of Gods and Demons, when the Emperor of Gods and Demons awakened in the third district, Yang You, the spirit of the instrument, was born, so when I first entered the Hall of Gods and Demons, a little boy wearing a gray robe and white hair appeared in front of me.

"Master, are you here?"

He hugged me with a smile on his face as I gently stroked his white hair. For some reason, I always have an inexplicable affection for this little guy, and I always feel that his appearance has a feeling of being healed.

"By the way, Yang You, do you machine spirits also have a gender?"

His innocent face showed a puzzled expression, "No? Why did the host ask that? If the owner is curious about why I am the way I am now, I have said it before, this is what Sister Yezi helped me pinch! ”

"Well... Can you become something else? ”

"Yes! Because I don't have a fixed form! As long as you want me, you can become what you want! ”

Ouch shit, you can still operate like this, I'm such a fool who has come to train directly before, I didn't find such a fun thing!

"That's... Let's take on the form of a girl first! ”

Why do you feel that your cheeks are a little hot...

I felt that my shame had been blown up by my own playfulness to give such instructions to such a pure child.

The young and ignorant Yang You didn't question my orders at all, and after I gave the order, he turned into a cloud of smoke, and when he reappeared, he was already a girl wearing a black dress, white hair and waist-length image, and that delicate appearance was exactly the same as Chen Mio, so it could be said that he was a miniature version of Chen Mio.