Chapter 295: Qimu's Family's Lunch and Telescope Technique (2-in-1)
Yasuo slept under the covers for another hour, waking up feeling a little hungry.
When she came to the hall, Keiko was sewing clothes, sewing needles and smirking at the same time.
It didn't seem like a good idea to describe his mother like this, but Yasuo really thought Keiko's smile was a little silly, similar to the expression on the master's face when he looked at Katerina's portrait.
It's nothing more than one more erotic and the other more warm.
On the other side of the hall, Tsunade was holding a stack of flower paper, smearing it with paste and carefully pasting it all over the window.
"Mom, I'm back, are you surprised, surprised?"
Avoiding Tsunade's cannibalistic eyes, Yasuo opened his mouth to say hello to his mother, and then stretched out his hand and said, "I'm hungry!" β
However, nothing happened.
"Mom? I am hungry! β
"My stomach is growling!"
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After saying it three times in a row, Keiko came back to her senses, looked up and said in surprise: "Ah, it's Yasuo, you're back!" β
And then......
There was no more, Keiko was still smiling and knitting clothes.
The little padded jacket in Keiko's hand obviously belongs to Hagi's eldest nephew, and Keiko is immersed in the joy of becoming a grandmother.
Shaking his hand in front of his mother's eyes, and finding that it didn't work at all, Yasuo had to turn his gaze to Tsunade's side.
"Yo, Tsunade-san, long time no see!" Yasuo beckoned to her.
Before Yasuo could ask further where to eat, Tsunade turned his head away: "Bastard Yasuo, don't talk to me, have you forgotten what I said on the phone that day?" β
Touching his head, Yasuo replied truthfully, "It seems that I forgot ......"
"You ......"
Tsunade stomped his foot and turned his head to look at Yasuo in a puff.
At this time, she was wearing a golden single ponytail, and her pink and tender cheeks were slightly bulging, like a goldfish.
"You're still laughing!"
Yasuo laughed loudly, and Tsunade became even angrier, and he stomped his feet a little harder.
Yasuo looked distressed at the slightly cracked floor.
This is a house handed down by grandpa, and when it comes to the Boruto era, it is a proper antique, and this ruined girl can't be allowed to continue to cause trouble.
stepped forward and grabbed Tsunade's arm, Yasuo said: "There can't be an overnight feud between good friends, since I made you angry on the phone before, then the thing you took advantage of me last night will be written off!" β
Tsunade tilted her head, stunned by Yasuo's shamelessness.
Her small mountain peak was shamelessly occupied by Yasuo, and she deliberately avoided talking about it, but she didn't expect Yasuo to take the initiative to talk about it, and she was so arrogant.
But before Tsunade could figure out how to turn his lips back, a large hand was placed on her head, and then he rubbed her hair vigorously.
Tsunade's little face turned red all of a sudden.
In the past, it was also this hand, when I encountered danger countless times and felt lost, it would fall on my head, bringing me courage and strength, and dispelling all anxiety and confusion.
Today, it's still the same posture, the same touch, except that it was a small hand then, and now it's a big hand.
Feeling the temperature of the palm, Tsunade raised his head, and the four eyes of her were met with that pure and bright smile.
looked at each other, and a little warmth spread in front of the two of them.
Tsunade subconsciously stood on tiptoe and leaned his head slightly.
However, just as her lips were about to reach Yasuo's lips, Yasuo scratched her head and spoke:
"That...... You don't have to blame yourself, I forgive you, and if you need a chest massage next time, I can help too. β
"Die!"
With a sigh of anger, Yasuo flew out of the house like a kite with a broken string, drawing a rainbow-like curve.
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"Yasuo?"
"Yasuo-kun?"
Shuo Mao supported Yizi, followed by Orochimaru, and the three of them looked at Yasuo who was a little embarrassed in a daze.
"Yo, it's Orochimaru and Shuo Mao, and my sister-in-law, Sister Yiko, you're getting more and more beautiful!"
Yasuo slid to his feet, and then greeted a few people.
It's not exactly a compliment.,Iko with love is indeed more beautiful.,The eyebrows are somewhat similar to Mito when he was young.γ
The only difference is that Mito has a red maruko head, while Iko has a red double ponytail.
Of course, this is probably because Iko appeared in front of people in the last few days with a double ponytail.
After marrying into the Hagi family, she will be Hagi Yiko, and her hairstyle will be changed to the style of a married woman.
As a younger brother-in-law, Yasuo felt the need to suggest that Iko go and learn the Yin Seal from Grandma Mito.
This ninjutsu is so easy to use, who knows who uses it.
And although Yasuo called Grandma Mito, Mito had to call Aunt Iko or Auntie, and he wouldn't be stingy in teaching the Yin Seal.
Decades from now, Shuomao will definitely thank me!
Yasuo cracked his mouth with laughter.
"Yasuo, what are you doing? Why are you looking at your sister-in-law and smirking? Still drooling? Shuo Mao reached out and slapped Yasuo's head.
"Ugh!" Shuo Mao, this guy really doesn't think about brotherhood, and his hands are quite heavy, Yasuo covered his head and bared his teeth, and then said with some confusion: "Did you go out for a walk?" I haven't seen any of you at home since early in the morning. β
"Early in the morning?"
Shuo Mao frowned and looked at the sun hanging high in the sky, although he didn't have a watch, Shuo Mao was sure that it was at least eleven o'clock now.
It was still Orochimaru who knew Yasuo best, and he covered his mouth and smiled: "Brother Shuomao, it's indeed morning for Yasuo-kun." β
Then, he turned his head and explained to Yasuo, "Today is the day of Miss Iko's prenatal checkup, and I recently worked part-time at Konoha Hospital, and after assisting in the checkup, I came back with Sister Iko and Brother Shuomao. β
Yizi also smiled and boasted: "Thanks to Orochimaru's care during this time, he is really careful!" β
As she spoke, Yizi gave Shuo Mao a blank look: "If it were all up to someone, I might not know that I had a child in my belly until now." β
Shuo Mao scratched his head and said with some shame: "It's all my fault, you vomited several times before, I thought it was just a simple bad appetite, and I blamed me for not being good, so I shouldn't have drunk that day...... But who knew it would be possible to get pregnant just one time......"
"Stop, stop!"
Yasuo hurriedly shouted to stop, he was still just a child, not suitable to listen to this, too ashamed, too astringent.
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Lunch is prepared by Orochimaru, and the style is relatively simple, but it is very nutritious, and it is said that it is an ingredient that is good for mothers.
Qimu's family is not a separate meal system, but a shared meal, which is also the result of Yasuo's troubles since childhood.
It's not very healthy, but it's more in line with Yasuo's habits.
The family sat neatly together, looking lively and warm.
"It's just a little less alcohol."
"It's just that there's less self-raising."
The two brothers spoke at the same time.
There is definitely no alcohol, and Yizi is pregnant, so she definitely can't drink.
And Shuo Mao's wine is really not very good, not to mention the drunken madness in Sand Hidden Village last time, when he returned to Konoha and actually used his alcohol to play a hooligan, and he also made Kakashi, he is really a drunken scum.
As for the self-raising......
Naturally, he won't come back, and he's still teaching his apprentices writing skills in the Land of Rain, and by the way, he teaches some ninjutsu.
After all, when taking women's soup from various countries, if you don't have basic skills, you will definitely be killed.
If you are killed, you will naturally not be able to complete a great work.
These things are all in the same vein, and they will never be sloppy.
It's just that I pity Ye Naiyu, and I heard Tsunade say that this girl has always had a sad look on her face recently.
But there's no way around it.
"Falling in love with someone who doesn't come home
Wait for a door that won't open
Fickle eyes
Tightly closed lips
Why bother to force it again
I asked hard. β
At least Ye Naiyu is much better than the fate of his previous life, and he has more sustenance and hope than Yamato Nadeshiko, who has been in love with him but has no results.
There is another thing that Yasuo is also more curious about: "Orochimaru, didn't you say that you are not interested in medical ninjutsu?" How do you work part-time in a hospital? β
"Are you a nurse? Wearing a nurse's outfit? Yasuo tilted his head, an association in his head.
"No, Yasuo-kun."
Orochimaru sandwiched a piece of flagwood-flavored fried river fish for Yasuo, and said with a smile, "I'm helping in the obstetrics." β
"Obstetric ?!!!"
Yasuo almost got caught in the throat by a fish bone: "How did you come up with the idea of going to obstetrics part-time?" β
"Hmmm......"
Orochimaru hesitated for a moment and said, "Because I also like children!" β
At this moment, Yasuo finally figured it out, no wonder the first to find out that Yiko was pregnant.
Unexpectedly, under his positive influence, Orochimaru was actually interested in children.
You see, he even works part-time at Konoha Hospital.
Or obstetrics!
What does this mean?
This shows that Orochimaru likes children from the bottom of his heart!
Aunt Snake in Boruto's biography likes children very much, and as a woman, she created a child named Mitsuki.
Not only did he raise him, but he also cared about Miyue's studies and friends.
In that case, will there still be a plan for the collapse of Konoha to exist?
For a while, Yasuo was full of a sense of accomplishment.
Old man Ape Fei, old man Ape Fei, I can be regarded as saving your life, I'm afraid you will never have a chance to use the ghoul seal again.
Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and the seventh-level floating slaughter is at least a few million, right?
It is also reasonable to want to charge you more for benefits.
Yasuo munched on the fried river fish, holding his chin with one hand, and thought to himself.
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At the same time, in the Hokage's office.
After the last bit of paper was issued, Ape Fei Ri Slash finished his busy morning work.
I looked at the wall clock, and the time had come to twelve o'clock.
Normally, at this time, Ape Fei Ri Slash should have gone to the cafeteria to eat, but today he ate a little too much breakfast, and he is not hungry now.
Taking advantage of this rare time, he plans to start doing something personal.
Ape Fei Sun Slash took out a crystal ball from the drawer and began to pour the Five Elements Chakra into it.
The crystal ball instantly formed a colorful phantom inside, and finally formed an image of a street somewhere in Konoha.
This is a new ninjutsu recently developed by Sarutobi Hizap, which he named the telescope technique.
It's a ninjutsu used to protect Konoha, well, at least that's what it was intended to be.
In the war that just ended, more and more spies were sent to Konoha by other villages, and most of the elite ninjas in the shadows of Konoha went out to fight, and the pressure of the spy war became heavier and heavier.
Can one person be responsible for more surveillance areas?
In order to solve the problem in front of him, Sarutobi came up with the idea of developing a ninjutsu that could monitor the entire village.
As a well-known doctor of ninjutsu in the ninja world, Sarutobi Ri's attainments in the basic theory of ninjutsu are unparalleled.
In the end, under the disdainful efforts of Ape Fei Ri Slash, the telescope technique was finally born, and today is its first actual test.
However......
For unknown reasons, there are some incomprehensible discrepancies between this technique and the idea of ape flying and slashing.
When Sarutobi turned the target of his peep to Konoha Nuyu, it was not the flesh of the white flowers that appeared in the crystal ball.
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Inside the crystal ball is a thick mosaic, even a blue screen, and an unexplained letter.
After further testing, Sarutobi found that it was not only Konoha Female Soup, but also in many corners of Konoha.
In the end, Ape Fei Ri had to come to the conclusion depressedly, but wherever there is wifi, his telescope skills will be blocked.
"Sure enough...... Did Blackwater Telecom also use a similar chakra variation? β
Naturally, Sarutobi would not know that there was a thing in the world called the True Eye, or rather, it was called the Control Guard, and he could only use his own chakra ninjutsu system to explain the occurrence of this anomaly.
Control Guards, items from the game League of Legends, are consumables.
Control wards can see nearby cloaked units and traps, and disable Scout wards.
Even the reconnaissance guards can fail, how can the mere pervert voyeurism not fail?
After trying many times in a row, I couldn't see the situation in the female soup, and Ape Fei Ri sighed helplessly, this telescope technique can only be regarded as chicken ribs.
There's no way he's going to get people to take the internet down.
Today, the Internet has become a necessity that Konoha ninjas and civilians cannot leave, and it is impossible to remove the Internet because of one of their ninjutsu, and if they do, I am afraid that the Hokage Building will be overturned by the angry crowd.
Sarutobi stuffed the crystal ball back into the cabinet, then took out his phone from his pocket and clicked on an app called "Beauty Mahjong".
Although the telescope technique did not achieve the expected effect, the beautiful mahjong is still reassuring.
As long as you pass every level, there will be a beautiful young lady who will remove the only cool fabric left on her body......
Ape Feiri wiped the nosebleed and began to concentrate on playing mahjong.
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"Damn, it's been fired again! Double-hitting"
With a cry of grief, Ape Fei Sun slumped in his office chair in frustration.
Although he likes beautiful women, he is not good at playing mahjong.
His wife, Sarutobi Biwako, is very good at playing mahjong, but if you think about it, she shouldn't like beautiful women.
For the sake of his life, Ape Fei Ri gave up the idea of asking his wife to help fight on his behalf.
"Huh? What is this? β
Looking at the recharge window that popped up in front of him, Ape Fei Ri Chop remembered that today is the day when this "Beauty Mahjong" was officially launched, and he only played the open beta version before.
"Recharge diamonds, and you can renew your life?"
"And the props to peek at the cards in your last hand?"
"Can the self-draw probability of character quests be increased?"
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Looking at the dazzling array of paid goods, Sarutobi Ri Slash first looked surprised, and then took out a bond card that Tuanzang had given him earlier, and his smile gradually became presumptuous......
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