Chapter 2 Perfect Appearance of Waste Wood (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
Yuan Xiaofeng didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment.
That's right, he is the one who is regarded as a god by this group of cultivators and licking dogs outside, and is regarded as the reincarnation of a great power.
And at this moment, he quickly turned back without showing up, like a mourner, with mixed feelings in his heart, and there was a bad feeling of beeping a dog, and he was the one who wanted to jump his feet and point to the sky and scold his mother.
Human life is wonderful.
There are some things that you work hard to strive for, but in the end, you often don't get it.
For example, I have worked hard on the earth for a long time, and finally I am about to climb to the high position of the sub-director of the insurance department of Yangshou Company, but at this time, I went to the bank to withdraw money, and was swallowed by the ATM machine into this bullshit Xianxia world, and entered the body of another person with the same name and surname.
There are still some things that you are obviously not interested in and repulsed, but by mistake, you have to be driven out of the shelves by God, and bear the pressure that you shouldn't bear at this age.
For example, his handsome face with cholera.
The eyebrows are like distant mountains, the eyes are full of stars, the nose is like a hanging gall, and the hair is like a waterfall, these are the top matches.
Even the lying silkworms under the eyes and face are the creation of heaven and earth, neither light nor heavy, and out of the dust.
Another example, every gesture can release the melancholy and extraordinary temperament.
Even more excessive.
He found that he was very good tomorrow, and his cultivation speed was almost twice that of others, but every time he broke through the realm and broke through this damn ninth layer of condensation, he would fail and fall back to the first layer of condensation.
Failure is failure, after all, it's not a good thing, and you can get it quietly.
But he wasn't.
As soon as he failed, not only was he not low-key, but in the eyes of outsiders, he showed an extremely bright and dazzling scene, like a dragon soaring from all over the world, setting off countless brilliant fireworks in the sky!
To put it down-to-earth, it's that I'm very unlucky and handsome, but my special effects have been amplified to the limit, and it looks very dazzling, and it belongs to the kind of dazzling kind that you dogs can't open their eyes.
The three failures are vivid.
The first time was when the peak of the mountain where he cultivated was inexplicably buckled with a large cover.
The second time it made the weapons and magic weapons of all the disciples of the outer sect hum, and it even aroused the roar of the monster who didn't know how long he had been in the Golden Dragon Sea, thus attracting the head of the sect to come to him for a personal visit.
As for the third time, it happened today.
In his intuition, this time he should have succeeded, this time he felt that he was very hard, not the kind of general hardness, but the thinking and perception of the aura, the kind of hardness that had a very hard foundation.
But on the contrary, he had such a hard foundation of innate conditions, and this time, he failed to break through again and fell back to the level of condensation again.
Ninety-nine to one.
It's really ninety-nine to one.
Directly from the master who was about to be pierced by only a thin film from the Shattered Mortal Realm, he became the most unpopular qualification in this sect.
It's too hard.
I'm probably the most degraded time-traveler in the history of crossing.
I'm sorry, those seniors who are in the other world, hugging left and right, and singing every night, I have embarrassed you.
Yuan Xiaofeng punched his chest a few times with his fists.
Sitting on the side, the two white eyebrows seemed to be an old man who was about to grow to his knees, and was also his mentor.
There was an untimely light in the cloudy eyes, the eyeballs turned to the bone, and a mouth with a beard of different lengths opened like this, revealing a row of black and yellow teeth inside.
He stuffed a handful of spirit leaves into the pipe in his hand, took two puffs, and after a few greedy and happy breaths, he grinned at him with a big lip and winked at him.
"Little madman, this time you refuse to go out in retreat, what realm should you break through......
Boom!
A cloud of soot followed the words, gently clasping the uneven stone groove on the cave wall.
"Alas, it's scrapped again. Ninety-nine is one, and it has returned to the first layer of condensation again......"
Yuan Xiaofeng's voice was very heavy, and his mood was complicated to death. When he spoke, he was not embarrassed to look at his master at all, and he picked a pool of lush aquatic plants behind him in the cave, one of which was chewed in his mouth, half bitter and half difficult.
"A layer of condensation?"
The old man sat up suddenly, and suddenly there seemed to be a dazzling spark in his eyes, and he said in a strange tone.
"Yes......"
Yuan Xiaofeng worked very hard, and only then did he squeeze out a word between his teeth.
Unexpectedly, in the next moment, in the not-so-bright hole, there was suddenly a burst of hearty laughter. The laughter was so loud that the roof of the cave buzzed, and there were faint signs of falling along with the light dust beads embedded in the center of the moment.
"Haha...... Hahahaha......"
???
Yuan Xiaofeng looked confused.
I thought to myself, Master, is this calling himself crazy for stimulation?
Alas, they are all so old, and they still have to worry about their own cultivation, and today is even worse, so that their breakthrough failure is stimulated enough, and even their spirits are a little out of order......
I'm so much of a thing.
An indescribable sense of shame and shame made Yuan Xiaofeng's heart tormented, like a fire.
A pair of eyes as deep as stars and as dark as the night sky looked at each other apologetically.
"Master...... I'm sorry to disappoint you......"
He was greeted with a brighter, more uninhibited smile.
"Disappointed? What is there to be disappointed in being a teacher, I have been poor all my life, and I finally received such a good seedling from you, disappointed? I'm disappointed!
Xiaofeng, you underestimate your master too much. Let's guess for the teacher......
The intention of saying these words is to test the teacher, right?
You are a person with a broad nature, and you don't want fame and fortune, you must be afraid that your cultivation is too high now, which will hit my self-esteem, so you deliberately lied, right? ”
What is this?
Oh, my God!
What the hell is going on all these years?
Some people believe me when I tell the truth, why is it that no one believes me all of a sudden?
Should you be handsome and accept this unfair treatment?
Please respect my precious honest character, okay?
Yuan Xiaofeng shouted silently in his heart.
After a pause, he restrained his emotions for a moment, and then shook his head with a sad face.
"Isn't that right?"
The old man muttered.
"Then let's guess again...... Oh, I see.
The so-called people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, Xiaofeng, you must be because you are too good, so you often attract the attention of others who are too concentrated, and you are bored, so you choose to cultivate in a low-key manner, and you are on guard against those who are keen on cultivation and have no way to cultivate, like a stinky fly around you and ask questions, is it right or not? ”
When he said this, Lu Yusheng's eyes almost narrowed together.
Smugness, pride, arrogance, all kinds of emotions, you name it.
Yuan Xiaofeng was stunned.
Master......
Are you so undisciplined?
Can this be licked?
If Yuan Xiaofeng is really a stinky fart, maybe he will suffer this licking of the mantra, but he is not, he is an aspiring young man who regards his appearance as a burden and special effects as a burden.
The more people do this to him.
The more he felt that he had achieved nothing.
Is it glorious to eat with your face?
No.
Don't be that kind of person yourself!
So he hardly goes outside the cave mansion, in order to prove himself, and he can become famous without relying on his appearance!
He wants to fight the world with his fists, he wants to rely on perseverance in exchange for immortal paths, and he wants to prove to the world that I, Yuan Xiaofeng, in addition to my face and temperament, are also unparalleled in other places and radiant!
At this point, the anger accumulated in his chest couldn't help but come to his face.
"Master, how can you think of me like that, do you think I look like that kind of narrow-minded person? Could it be that in your eyes, I am so superficial, so fond of hiding my secrets, and unwilling to share my cultivation achievements with the big guys? ”
Lu Yusheng was stunned when he heard this.
"If Master, you think of me like this, then I will tell you the truth today, what you think is the apprentice of this proud son of heaven, in fact, he is a perfect looking wastewood!
It is true that there is a vision of heaven and earth when he breaks through, but he is indeed a waste wood that will inevitably fail every time he breaks through!
The cultivation of the first layer of condensation, I didn't lie to you, I am handsome, please don't indulge too much. Please be fair, Master, and don't be deceived by a person's appearance! ”
The imaginary annoyance and anger did not appear.
The anger and corruption after being pointed at the nose and accused did not appear for a long time.
Lu Yusheng behaved calmly.
It can even be said that it fell on deaf ears.
Little by little, sparks jumped and lit in his pipe, emitting a choking or refreshing smell.
It wasn't until he took three puffs that his eyes closed and opened, and then he looked at Yuan Xiaofeng with a straight face.
"Are you telling the truth......
"Yes! I swear that what I say is true, and if I tell a lie, the sky will thunder and ......."
Yuan Xiaofeng raised his right palm, very seriously, and made an oath.
Sooner or later, this kind of thing will have to be faced.
After all, it's an embroidered pillow, and you still expect to be held by others all the time, without revealing the stuffing?
Alas, it would be better to let the master accept it earlier.
If there is no hope, there will be no disappointment and despair.
There was sadness in his heart, but he quickly suppressed it.
"Okay, Xiaofeng, then the teacher asks you two questions, you must answer honestly!"
Master's tone suddenly became very serious.
"Good ......"
For some reason, Yuan Xiaofeng suddenly had an extremely bad feeling in his heart.
The next moment.
"Do you think it's a fool to be a teacher who is unkempt all day long and looks dirty?"
“……”
Yuan Xiaofeng's mentality collapsed.
It's a please.
Going around and around, you still think I'm a genius, and you don't want to accept this reality.
He did not answer this question.
Silence.
But I heard it again.
"The first breakthrough led to a vision, and you told me that you failed to break through, and you were quiet in mind for the sake of your teacher, so I endured it.
Even if you refuse to tell the truth the second time, it is really commendable to see that you are a young man and know how to be a low-key person, and I will not argue with you.
But this is the third time. The visions produced by your breakthrough have attracted the two-headed crane of the head of the sect, and the words I praise you are ready, as a result, you told me that your breakthrough failed, or is it a layer of condensation?
Yuan Xiaofeng, Yuan Xiaofeng, do you think your master is Alzheimer's, and you can play as much as you want? ”
A sound.
Sentence by sentence.
Full of thunderous fury.
It's like the spark on the pipe, jumping two feet high, eye-catching, shocking and shocking!
"Master...... Not what you think......"
Yuan Xiaofeng hurriedly defended.
"No, that, that? Okay, since you said that this is not the case, it means that you still recognize me as a master. Since you recognize me as a master, then let me ask you, now, is your cultivation at the peak of the Shattered Mortal Realm, the Pidan Realm, or is it already a half-step Yuan Infant? ”
Lu Yusheng hunted in his robe, and the clothes on his whole body were windless.
Bang.
The closed, moss-filled, vine-covered cave door could not stand the powerful pressure and opened in response.
The scene of a master and an apprentice standing facing each other jumped into the eyes of countless disciples outside.
"Say! What kind of realm are you, the answer can only be chosen from these three! ”
Master's tone revealed a sense of refusal to negotiate and refusal.
The dense eyes were like locusts shooting from the sky, which made Yuan Xiaofeng breathless.
The heart is ruthless.
Facing this wrinkled old face, he shouted angrily!
"Yike......
Whatever! ”
With a twist of his head, the striding meteor quickly walked towards the black bamboo forest on the mountain, leaving everyone with only a lonely and sad back, and a low-key and incredible condensation breath.