The first IQ Cup
Recently, I saw a sentence that made a lot of sense, saying that if a person can't even do his mother, then he is finished; If a person could only spend his mother, then he would have been finished a long time ago.
With an inexplicable WOW wind sweeping through Dianniang, the author went to read the works of his peers with the mentality of observing and learning. As a result, the uneven level is like the Himalayas compared to the Mariana Trench.
Besides, there is a suspicion of leading the war, and today the author also tastes WOW and chats with the audience.
As for the topic of ONE, Azeroth has experienced a total of four large-scale global wars. They are the First Burning Invasion, the First Orc War, the Second Orc War, and the Second Burning Invasion. So if the audience finds out about the third war, the invasion of natural disasters or something, please don't spare your precious "hehe" rights. The Undead Scourge itself was an important part of the Burning Legion's plan to invade Azeroth, and later Naozu rebelled, Horse Boy Arthas returned to Northrend to save the boss, and Sylvanas pulled the flag to rebel, and the second invasion of the Burning Legion was over, so don't pull the scourge out alone.
The topic of TWO, rebirth in the second burning invasion of Quel'Thalas, how to seek to usurp the throne. If you're not an elf and you've somehow appeared in Quel'Thalas, please take a trip with the Spellbreaker forces first, we need to thoroughly inspect the Great Barrier for loopholes. Extreme xenophobic elves will slice you into slices. If you're a High Elf, then don't mention anything that doesn't use the power of the Sunwell, and you won't suffer from demonic addiction later on. The power of the sunwell is the same as your home's WIFI signal, which is transmitted over a wide area. The High Elves' long lives, their immortality, and their extraordinary magical talents are all due to the bounty of the Sunwell, without which the High Elves would not be able to defeat even the trolls of Zu Aman. Reborn as a High Elf, if you don't hug the thighs of the sun well, then it is better to delete the number and retrain. Getting back to the point, the Sunchaser Dynasty is in Kaizi and his father, Anastrian's generation has begun to show the decline of royal power, and the power of the High Mage Council of Silvermoon City is almost on par with the royal power after the Second Orc War, Anastrian, as the king, is also a member of the Council of Silvermoon City, what does the audience think this means, the rhythm of constitutional monarchy. So if you want to get ahead in Quel'Thalas, and you don't have a good background, taking the title of a senior mage is the king, and it's useful to go to the three sisters of the Windrunners. The three two-hundred-year-old women are all mid-level officers of the Far Wanderer Force, Aurelia followed Tulayan to the Outlands to avenge her tragic death, Vanessa was in a state of soy sauce throughout the Second Orc War, and the most promising Sylvanas was only a Ranger General when he attacked Silvermoon City in Arthas. Please pay attention to one thing, both the game and the novel clearly point out that the game general Sylvanas led the remaining troops to put up a desperate resistance, and finally Silvermoon City fell. What does this mean, Sylvanas was only the highest-ranking person who was still alive or didn't run away in Silvermoon City at that time, so don't elevate the status of the Windranger family infinitely.
Topic THREE, the gods of Azeroth. Since the Titans suppressed the Elder Gods and put down the Elemental Rebellion and restarted the world, there are only two true gods. One is the god of nature, the oldest creature without the Titans' involvement, the moon god Elune. The other is the imprisoned Elder Gods. All demigods, including dragons, are the creations of the Titans, the first generation of creatures in Azeroth after the Great Purge. Among them, the dragon should be pointed out that the dragon in WOW is a second-generation creature based on the prototype of the ancestor Gala Gala, which was corrupted by the ancient gods, and is not a natural product. True gods do not need the faith of mortals, and those who need to be sacrificed and sacrificed are either animal gods evolved from spirits or demons and evil gods that distort the void. Therefore, O people of Azeroth, if you see any more false gods who lift the throne high in the sky, do not hesitate to kill the pyramid scheme.
Topic FOUR, the problem of the bronze dragon of the golden city management. This question is important and bothers many writers. You want to change the world, the bronze dragon is in charge, you want to change history, the bronze dragon is in charge. When you eat and drink Russ, maybe Nozdom is watching you. The bronze dragon is Blizzard's pit, something that can't justify itself. According to the author's understanding, the bronze dragon is the defender of the multiverse and the guardian of the timeline. That's right, everyone has been deceived, the big liar in the Cave of Time has deceived us, what is the end of every timeline is a catastrophe or something, anyway, no one has really seen it, how can I say that it is not these big lizards who have the final say, in the latest King of Draenor, the history changed by the bronze dragon with a brainless roar is not enough? What about calamity, what about the destruction of the world? Blizzard slapped himself in the face so loudly that no one used their brains? The Bronze Dragon's mission is to prevent the worst-case scenario, when the Elder Gods escape or Sargeras himself descends on Azeroth. ON TOP OF THAT, THE GANG OF MASTERMINDS BEHIND THE SCENES MANIPULATES THE CHANGES IN THE TIMELINE, CHOOSING THE BRIGHTEST FUTURE AMONG THE COUNTLESS POSSIBILITIES, AND WHAT THIS GANG OF TIME DRAGONS IS PREVENTING IS THE INTERFERENCE WITH HAPPYEND, IF THIS TIMELINE IS DESTINED TO BE THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF BADEND, WHO CARES HOW YOU DIE. So Chairman Mao said it well: this is the world that belongs to NPCs, but also to players, and in the final analysis, it still belongs to these crook dragons.