Chapter 18 Hella provokes the monkey to wipe his buttocks
Chapter 18: Hella Makes Trouble and the Monkey Wipes His Ass
Sun Wukong thought about it all night and didn't think of any good way, the treasures he basically met and wanted to get were basically sneaking and cheating, and now he can only take one step at a time, once lawless, now he has to restrain himself a little, who knows if there are strong people in this world who can't do it.
"Hela is gone, and she's gone grocery shopping."
You heard it right, it's that Sun Wukong asked Hela to buy vegetables together, and he is used to eating the dishes of this world, plus Sun Wukong is originally a snack, although the things in this world have no special effects, but the things made in this world are much better than the things in the original world, there are not so many condiments in that world, and the immortals generally eat natural treasures, fine wine, fairy wine, spiritual roots and fruits, etc., and there are cooked dishes in the mortal world of Nanzhan Buzhou, but they follow the master all the way west to eat and sleep, Along the way, it was also vegetarian food.
Jane Foster is gone, there is no way to eat, now I can only buy a recipe by myself to study and study how to cook, Sun Wukong thinks it's just a meal, watching Jane Foster every meal is so easy to think about because it should be difficult for him.
"Hurry up, what are you doing with it."
Finally Hela reluctantly walked out of the bedroom, only to see Hela wearing a cowboy hat from nowhere on her head.
"Hehe, why do you still get a hat to wear on your head on this hot day."
"Don't you know how ugly that hoop of yours is?"
"Is it ugly?" Sun Wukong doesn't know where this hoop is ugly, and his brothers and sisters all have a hoop on their heads except for the little white dragon.
Hela didn't want to deal with Sun Wukong anymore, so she took the lead in walking out of the house, ugly or not, she didn't have a little pressure in her heart.
Along the way, Sun Wukong, who has changed into an ordinary person, has been muttering in front of Hela, and has been asking where the ugliness came from, Hela is about to collapse, and he wouldn't say it if he knew it, isn't it good to be a big princess quietly.
The two of them traveled to the downtown area of Old Bridge City, but after the last Destroyer War, the supermarkets and farmers' markets in that town were all closed, and the people had almost moved away.
"Hey, beauty, do you want to go for a ride?"
At this time, a supercar stopped in front of Hela and Sun Wukong, and a bad American young man with colorful hair and a big iron ring on his nostrils poked out of the car. completely ignored Sun Wukong who was walking beside Hela, who called Sun Wukong's changed appearance was too frustrating.
"Beauty, as long as you follow me, this car will be yours, and there is no way out with this poor Asian boy." This bad young man has never seen a beauty of Hela's level, although he looks a little older, but this does not affect his sexual interest, this bad young man patted his steering wheel and damaged Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong touched his nose, and Sun Wukong felt that this guy was probably going to be unlucky.
Hela, who had been on the verge of rage, finally couldn't help it, Sun Wukong just teased her, she couldn't beat her, and now any person will come to tease her.
The undesirable young man saw Hela walking towards his car and thought that he had succeeded, and when he got out of the car, he was going to help Hela open the car door, and before he got out of the car, he saw Hela stretching his hand and grabbing the door handle, and the young man thought that Hela was impatient and turned around to return to the car.
I saw Hela grab the door handle of the car door and pull it directly to the door of the bad young man, and then the young man saw an unforgettable scene in his life, which directly scared him into squatting down on the road.
Hela pulled down the door and lifted the door and smashed directly to the roof, the roof collapsed, the window glass slag splashed everywhere, and then Hella jumped on the spot on the front of the car and stomped hard, click, there was a big hole in the front of the car, and white smoke came out, the four wheels were also broken, the whole car was directly lying on the ground without the support of the wheels, and then it was smashed all over the place, the whole car was smashed beyond recognition, gasoline and engine oil were all over the ground, and Hella stopped when he saw that he could not smash it.
The crowd around to watch the excitement also made a burst of discussions.
"Oh my God, this woman has so much strength."
"Yes, yes, I didn't expect people to be so beautiful, but so violent."
"Do any of you know what kind of car this is?"
"I know, I know, this is the latest model of Rambo chicken puree, and it is said to cost nearly a million US dollars."
"Wow, it's so expensive, it's good that it's not my wife, otherwise I'd have to smoke her to death."
"Your wife? You don't look at your own conditions, even if people can't afford to pay, just because of her appearance, there are many people to help him accompany him. ”
"What, what's wrong with my condition, do you want to fight?"
"Come on, who's afraid of whom."
"Hey, buddy, what's going on?"
"A sports car was smashed, oops, you're late, you didn't see the madness of the woman when she smashed the car."
"Hey, I know this person, it's the son of XX Group XXX."
"Really, then this woman is finished."
The crowd around was talking.
"Wow, my car, stop, you crazy woman accompany me in the car." When the young man saw that his car had been smashed beyond recognition, he immediately stopped.
"I'm going to call the police, I'm going to call the police, don't go, I'm going to call the police." The young man took out his mobile phone and called the police, he didn't dare to go forward and catch Hela himself, the violent scene of Hela just now was all imprinted in his eyes, his body was not as strong as the car.
Sun Wukong grabbed Hela's arm: "Hey, why are you crazy woman so violent, you have to pay money if you smash other people's things." ”
Sun Wukong gloated and looked at Hela, because this bad young man said a word to him about the poor Asian boy, so Sun Wukong did not stop Hela from smashing the car.
Hela stared at Sun Wukong deadly: "Let go"
"Hehe, don't loose, if you smash other people's things, you have to lose money, this is the law of the earth." Sun Wukong looked at Hela with a fire hat shyly.
Hela struggled a few times and gave up when she couldn't let go, "Okay, you let go, I won't go." ”
Only then did Sun Wukong let go of Hela.
After a while, the police car came, and two white policemen came down, and the two policemen came down and were a little dumbfounded when they faced the body of the car.
"Who called the police, whose car does it belong to?" One of the white policemen asked.
"I called the police, the car is mine, this woman is crazy, you see the car smashed me like this."
"I'm sorry, can I ask her what she smashed it with." Another white policeman raised his doubts.
"She's a crazy person, she just twisted my car door with her hand and smashed it." As he spoke, the young man walked over to the ruins of the car and gestured a few times.
"Just smashed with your hands? How can it be. The two white policemen looked at each other in disbelief.
"Let's go, you take your car papers first, and we'll go to the police station," one of the white policemen commanded the young man.
"Hey, ma'am, he said it was you who smashed the car, right?" Another white policeman came to Sun Wukong and Hela and asked politely that beautiful women have privileges wherever they are.
"Yes, I smashed it." Saying that, Hela also glanced at Sun Wukong strangely.
Sun Wukong was inexplicable by Hela at a glance and said, "Yes, yes, she smashed it, hehe, my grandson can testify." ”
At this time, the white policeman was a little confused: "Aren't you two together?" ”
"Together, together." Sun Wukong said with a smile.
The white policeman was even more puzzled, this Asian kid is afraid that he is not sick in the brain, and his girlfriend is so happy that he smashed someone's car, and he has to testify. However, the policeman was puzzled and did not continue to ask anything.
"Then come with us, and we'll talk about it at the police station."
Then the young man took out a few documents from the waste of his sports car, got into the police car with Sun Wukong, and followed the police car to the police station.