Chapter 70: National-level martial arts
"By the way, do you know how to do kung fu?" It was only then that Cross 'remembered' the purpose of his conversation with the goose.
"How could this goose not!" After the goose finished speaking, he immediately demonstrated to Cross what goose fist and goose legs are.
Cross watched as the goose stretched out its short legs, the chick spread its wings, and spun in place, a gorgeous black swan-like spin unfolded in front of Cross.
Suddenly, Cross didn't know what to say.
Maybe that's what it's called goose's fist kick!
It's terrifying!
It relies on the upwind of the goose wings to rotate and the downwind of the goose legs to reverse! Form a goose whirlwind! Rely on the power of the bursting wind! Make your enemies feel the horror of the wind blowing in the hair!
Smack!
Cross stretched out his long legs, and swept the goose directly to the ground with an awkward dance sweep.
"You actually cracked my goose fist and kick in an instant?!" The goose lay on the ground, and the goose's face was full of shock, apparently it had never encountered such a situation.
"This kind of fist and foot kung fu is not good, let me teach you..."Cross shook his head speechlessly, asked Elizabeth to adjust the virtual screen to a state that was visible to everyone, and then clicked on the national-level martial arts boxing method uploaded by the player:
"The eighth set of radio gymnastics for elementary school students, start now!"
"One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four...."
The goose was stunned for a moment, and then attracted by the vast scene in the video, but it soon discovered a problem.
That's the guy in the video, why are they all wearing red scarves, and their clothes are exactly the same, and their appearance looks very similar to the appearance of the human race when they were children, but their hair color is all black.
In addition to the above problems, the goose feels that this set of actions is very imposing and powerful, and it can also improve team awareness.
Cross saw that the goose was almost shocked, so he turned off the video: "How is it?" Doesn't it feel 'scratchy'? ”
"Scratch is scratch, but the guy in the video is the descendant of the brave, right?!" The goose's goose face was full of affirmation.
The current underground world has entered the regular dungeon world, and the goose has become accustomed to the screen.
It's just that Cross's screen here is virtual, and it's the kind that doesn't require a wire connection, and the goose doesn't feel anything except for feeling some weirdness.
"Descendants of the Brave?" Cross tugged at the corners of his mouth, he couldn't laugh, but in order to fool the goose, he felt that he should follow the goose's words:
"Ahem... You're right... It is precisely because the brave men have this set of movements to strengthen their bodies and activate their muscles and bones when they are young, that our dungeon will be defeated and retreated..."
"How do you know?! Wait...."A thoughtful look flashed in the goose of the big goose, and suddenly it thought of something, and it looked at Cross's gaze, full of disbelief:
"You wouldn't be a traitor to the brave, would you? No, I should say that you didn't commit a crime in the world of the brave, and then you were exiled to the dungeon and became the lord of this dungeon, eternal darkness heaven... Right? No... Maybe you have another identity! ”
Before Cross could explain, the goose covered his goose face and stared at Cross sadly:
"The moment I saw your black hair, I wondered if you were a spy sent by the brave, just like those neutral cities, as the minions of the gods, monitoring the movements of the entire dungeon!"
"Now you take out the secrets of the brave world again, is it to take the last glimmer of hope in the hearts of the people in the dungeon, and then after we trust, you crush the last glimmer of hope in the hearts of the people of our dungeon world?!"
"It's so 'noble'!"
"You brave men, since you know the legend of the dungeon, you have been constantly dyeing the criminals into black hair, and then entering the dungeon as a lord, and after basically erasing the legend in our minds, we stopped this move, and I didn't expect it to start again after a few decades!"
"What else do you want to do this time?!" 』
The goose's words were like a machine gun, and after a rapid burst, he raised the goose's head slightly, looking up at the 'starry sky' of the underground world, looking at the heroic death, and the goose's beak was still silently muttering:
"Sister Goose... Sauri is up.... Big Goose Brother.. I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the undercover mission in the City of Lords..."
Cross couldn't help but rub his temples, what's the situation now?
He just wants to fool the big goose and let the big goose train the players frantically and hard, why did the big goose come down with a text machine gun, and he still has the identity of a spy?
And his black hair, why is there any legend involved?
Forget it, these are inconsequential information, what matters is the true identity of the city of lords, it turns out to be a spy ....
After Cross smoothed out the information, he suddenly felt a feeling in his heart that he had cleared the clouds and saw the blue sky, and he didn't expect the goose to have so much useful information.
If the City of Lords comes to kill him in the future, then he can also unite with other dungeons against the City of Lords.
However, his hair color is also an issue, if he doesn't succeed in uniting other dungeons, then the City of Lords may unite with other dungeon cities!
After all, everything in the world is profitable...
No one can refuse, a city of lords with absolute power and money ....
Thinking of this, Cross couldn't help but sigh slightly;
[Forget it, it's useless to think so much, for now, as long as you let the player know that practicing the goblin's body will make the goblin's body stronger;
Isn't there a saying that says;
The master leads the door, and the practice is in the individual;
As long as the players' minds are opened up with broadcast gymnastics, then the players will develop their own movements to exercise the goblin body! 】
"Whew..."Cross exhaled slowly, his eyes turned to the big goose who was still generous and righteous, and after thinking about it, he felt that the big goose would be of great use in the future.
For now, Big Goose can help him train the player.
In the future, the goose can also help him lobby other dungeon lords, even after the goose dies, it can become a delicacy on the table.
If you don't die, you can use it infinitely, and if you die, you can die as you want, Cross feels that he has comprehended the secret book of the Goose Clan, and even death can be squeezed!
Thinking of this, the corners of Cross's mouth couldn't help but curl up slightly, and he immediately paused and hugged the goose's shoulder:
"Brother Goose, you think too much, I'm not a criminal in the brave world, and I'm not here to destroy the legend, I'm called by Elizabeth, and I'm here to save the dungeon world!" Cross's face was full of a sense of justice and revolution, as if at this moment he was the successor of so-and-so!
The goose glanced at Cross, but there was no trust in the goose's eyes.
Cross knew that ordinary words should be useless, and now he had to pick what the goose cared about the most, such as what the goose said when he was just murmuring.
Thinking of this, Cross already had the chance to win: "Brother Big Goose, do you want to have three thousand 'ugly' geese?" ”