Chapter 130: Talking to a Wang Weijun
Ximen Cong was about to take out a bamboo tube and turn it into a green-haired cat to hide, but by chance a Wang Weijun found him.
Wang Weijun, who found him, originally wanted to search in the direction where Ximen Cong was, but when he saw Ximen Cong there, he nodded at him and walked to other directions.
"It's still the old perverted Buckru's method."
"I'm wearing the same armor as Wang Weijun now, with only two eyes exposed."
"Haha, can Ann tell if I'm male or female? No, it's An who can tell if I'm Wang Weijun or a rebel. ”
"This old boy is too bad, it's all bad, how can such a despicable person continue to be the boss of the rebels?"
"The boss of the rebel army still wants a person like me to be upright, upright, upright, worthy of the sky, and selfless."
"Is Buckru worthy, I'm worthy, I'm worthy."
Satoshi stood still thinking about this.
He looked around at the royal guards who were not far away or close to him, carefully searching the ruined city walls, and he also pretended to be seriously searching.
There was no way, he could only take one step at a time.
As soon as his mind turned, he still decided to use holes to make stems, and if he made a mistake, he used movement to control stillness.
He pretended to search the broken city wall with subtlety and rigor, and slowly approached a Wang Weijun who was relatively close to him with his head down.
His pace was very slow, his eyes were looking straight down, he didn't look up, but he consciously walked towards the Wang Weijun.
His disguise made the other Wang Weijun see that they only thought that he was seriously fascinated, and would not guess his true thoughts.
"Did the brother eat? The two of us came together, it's really fateful. ”
Ximen Cong walked next to Wang Weijun and took the lead in opening his mouth.
"Of course we ate it, didn't we all eat together? What's wrong, you're hungry? However, you're looking down too seriously, if only I had half of your heart. ”
"Hehe, I've always worked so hard and tried my best."
"Aren't you stupid?"
"Foolish style?"
"Yes, it's a fool to work hard, but it's a shrewd person to paddle like me."
"Then I will learn more from you in the future, I also want to paddle, and I am really tired of working hard and seriously."
"Hehe, I'm not boasting, you follow me to learn, I'll let you exert the least effort and get the greatest work."
Speaking of this, this Wang Weijun patted Ximen Cong on the shoulder.
"Really? Brother, you're amazing. ”
"Generally, it's all work experience, work experience."
"By the way, brother, do you think the meal just now is delicious?"
"It's delicious, I didn't think it was enough after eating three bowls, so I added another bowl."
"I haven't eaten a single bowl, so I'm a little hungry now."
"You're a fool again, if you don't eat for nothing, you won't eat for nothing, if you eat hard, it's over, I haven't seen anyone die."
Ximen Cong was not angry at all when he heard this Wang Weijun say that he was a fool, and he had a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth under the helmet.
"Hey, I didn't eat it because I saw some movements from the chef who served us food."
"What did the chef who served us food do?"
"I saw him first put his hand in the crotch of his pants and scratched it, then buttoned his nose, rubbed the mud on his arm, and finally mixed the ingredients we were going to eat directly with his hands."
This Wang Weijun heard what Ximen Cong said, and did not reply for a while, and Ximen Cong decided to take advantage of the victory to pursue.
"It's not a big deal, and then I saw that the chef felt that the food he had cooked for us was a little thicker, and he spat a few mouthfuls of thin phlegm into it and diluted it."
"Who knew he vomited too much, diluted it too much, and our rice was too thin."
So he drank some of the thin water from our meal, but he drank a little too much, and the rice thickened again.
"But fortunately, the thin water in the rice he drank had not been swallowed, and he just spit it back into the rice."
"Hey, I'm embarrassed to say it below."
"After he spit out the thin water in his mouth back into the rice, the rice thickened again, and he could only drink some more thin water from the rice."
He went back and forth several times to adjust the consistency of our meal, until he felt it was appropriate, and then stopped.
Simon Satoshi's face under his armor was already full of smiles, and his two exposed eyes were bent into the moon.
After hearing this, this Wang Weijun squatted on the ground, took off his helmet, and vomited something.
"I think this chef is doing something so wrong, I'm not in the mood to eat."
Ximen Cong saw that this Wang Weijun vomited almost completely, so he continued.
When Wang Weijun heard what he said, he also said, "Yes, that chef is too disgusting, and I'm still a little sick to my stomach." ”
"Yes, yes, his operation is disgusting. If he thinks the rice is thick, there is nothing wrong with spitting a few mouthfuls of thin phlegm into it. ”
"However, if the rice is thin, he will directly spit a few mouthfuls of thick phlegm into it, and it will be fine to thicken the rice a little."
"It saves him from drinking and throwing up, which is too disgusting, so I didn't eat a bite."
Ximen Satoshi said while laughing, but he still restrained his smile and didn't dare to laugh out loud.
After he finished speaking, this Wang Weijun retched a few more times before he slowly got better.
After a while, the Wang Weijun slowly stood up and brought the helmet back to his head.
"Brother, thankfully you told me what the chef did. In the future, as long as I see that he is cooking, I will not dare to eat. ”
"If you don't eat, won't you be hungry like me?"
"It's okay, we are perfect and starving, and our bodies will photosynthesize."
"By the way, brother, did you find any clues here?"
Simon wanted to see if this Wang Weijun had found out, and if his discovery would cause danger to himself, he could only...
"Of course I found it."
"What did you find?"
When Ximen Cong heard this Wang Weijun say that he had made a discovery, he immediately lifted his heart, and the tension was transmitted to the whole body, and the brain cells were also moving wildly.
When this Wang Weijun heard Ximen Cong's question, he didn't answer, but "bang" and let out a loud fart.
After the release, he also stretched his body and showed a comfortable posture.
"Brother, why don't you answer with the mouth above, you answer with the mouth below, I don't understand the language, I can't understand it!"
Ximen Satoshi asked a little urgently while fanning the stench with his hands.
"I mean, I found a fart."
"What can you find in this broken wall stone?"
"It would be nice to find one of my farts."
Hearing this, Ximen Satoshi breathed a sigh of relief, the tension in his body disappeared, and his brain calmed down.
"It's good that you haven't found anything, it's good that you haven't found anything."
"What do you say? Why is it good that we haven't found anything? ”
When this Wang Weijun heard Ximen Cong's muttering, he was very puzzled.
Simon Stoshi himself was a little careless, but he had an idea and said, "I mean that if we get nothing, it means that those rebels will not make any other moves on this broken wall, and our defense work is much easier and safer." ”
"I see, you have a point."
This Wang Weijun nodded, indicating that he agreed with Ximen Cong's words.
Simon Satoshi feels that he has to get out now, otherwise it will not be good to talk about it again.
"Brother, I'll go over there and search, you can continue here."
"Okay, don't take your inspection so seriously, just go through the motions."
"Okay, I'll definitely learn from you, paddling work."
"That's right."
After finishing speaking, Ximen Cong casually walked in a direction without Wang Weijun.
He didn't go to the hole he had hit, for he was afraid that it would pose an unknown danger in the future.
He walked to a place far away from the other Wang Weijun, stopped, and stood still.
"How long are these Wang Weijun going to search?"
"I'll take advantage of their evacuation, and I'll turn into a green-haired cat and hide under a hidden gravel."
"When they're gone, I'll come out and bring Nan Fei and the mimosa man to the Bamboo Guardian Realm."
He had already made the following plans, and now he just had to patiently get rid of those Wang Weijun.
"Hurry up and go home, your wives are in a hurry."
"If you don't go home, she will go to find the old king next door."
"Besides, you're looking here, and you won't find anything but your own fart."
He prayed inwardly to those Wang Weijun to get out of here.