"Am I Xiaoshou?"

"Oops, this is amazing, this is amazing!"

Looking at Huang Xiaobei's newly changed sheets, Tang Seng and Wei Sling stood aside, and admired him, "This Xiaobei is not ordinary, the sheets used are so individual, foreign devils, you see, I am Xiaoshou, good guy, the poor monk has seen such a straightforward person for the first time in his life." ”

Weslin rolled on the ground, "Xiaobei, this sheet was definitely given to you by Miss Yiyi, hahahahaha, you just told us that you are a peerless beauty, I love you so much that I can't extricate myself, I have to buy you something, don't say, Miss Yiyi is a beauty, but ....... Oh no, let me have half a little fun first. ”

Squatting in the corner, Huang Xiaobei, whose face was full of the word collapse, looked at the black and white sheets, and then looked at the four eye-catching big characters on the sheets, honestly, after opening the gift given to him by Miss Yiyi with anticipation, Commissioner Huang almost died of anger on the spot.

Play with me, the eldest lady is really playing with me! I knew that rotten girl wouldn't be so kind to give me a gift!

Commissioner Huang burst into tears and pulled out a brand new ...... from his pocket After that Nokia, Commissioner Huang was really going to cry to death.

"It's inhuman, you're inhuman!"

"I knew it, I knew it!"

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Just now, Huang Xiaobei, who was jumping straight up when he walked, pushed open the door of the basement dormitory, and said to Wei Sling and Tang Seng who were packing up the bedding inside: "Uncle Huang Xiaobei, who is suave and charmed thousands of girls, is back." ”

After speaking, Huang Xiaobei stood coquettishly at the door, leaned sideways, stretched out his finger and tapped his forehead, posing and saying, "Do you miss me?" ”

Tang Seng took the basin handed to him by Wei Sling, looked at Huang Xiaobei who didn't seem to have taken medicine, and said, "What kind of wind are you smoking?" ”

Wesling's eyes were sharp, and he saw the Prada bag in Huang Xiaobei's hand at a glance, and said with a smile: "Xiaobei, who gave you something?" ”

"Good question!" Huang Xiaobei proudly raised the gift in his hand, "The two dicks don't know, because Uncle Ben is too good personality, a beauty who has been chasing me for a long time, I have to give these gifts to me, oh I said I don't want it, but she has to give it, and she said that if she doesn't want her, she will die, you guys, am I embarrassed not to take it?" ”

Tang Seng snorted, "Which beauty is chasing you blindly." ”

Huang Xiaobei smiled and pointed at Tang Seng, "Have you seen it, jealous." ”

Wesling smiled and said, "Xiaobei, who gave it to you?" ”

Huang Xiaobei raised his head, "You don't know, anyway, you just need to know, that's a big beauty, beautiful like a fairy, and chases me every day, and instead of calling me master, I rushed to let me SM her, you said that I don't have that preference, but no one can say it, you have to be my pet." ”

Huang Xiaobei shook his hair coquettishly, "You said that this person is so good, it's really helpless." ”

Looking at Huang Xiaobei, who was narcissistic to a certain level, Tang Seng and Wesling were speechless.

The unknown "Great! "What did the beautiful women give you?" Tang Seng didn't have a good airway.

Huang Xiaobei shook his head again, "Oh, it's nothing, it's just the latest mobile phone, and some hand-sewn sheets and quilt covers, and she saw that I was injured, so she immediately ran to buy me a medical kit, which was bought by a big hospital, thousands of dollars." Actually, she was going to call 120 to let me go to the intensive care unit for two days, but I couldn't help it, as soon as I remembered that there were two also injured dick companions around me, Uncle Huang came back, what's the matter, it's interesting enough. ”

Tang Seng snorted, and Weslin scratched his head helplessly.

I haven't found out before, Xiaobei is so bad.

"Come on, let you people who have never seen the world open your eyes, come, look, this is the ........ given to me by the big beauty who stalked me"

took out the gift in the bag, and the sheet with the four big characters of "I am Xiaoshou" was displayed in front of the three of them.

The expression on Huang Xiaobei's face instantly froze.

Weslin and Tang Seng stared at the sheets for a long time, studied them for a long time, and finally, Lao Wei pointed to the sheets and said categorically to Tang Seng: "I dare to bet with you, this sheet was definitely given to Xiaobei by Miss Yiyi." ”

Tang Seng nodded in agreement, "Well, it's definitely Miss Yiyi, hey I said Xiaobei, you are not authentic, we know each other, how can you say that we don't know each other?" ”

Huang Xiaobei has been petrified, and he can't let out a single fart.

Tang Seng simply snatched the last packaging bag from the petrified Huang Xiaobei, took out the medicine box inside, Tang Seng said: "Amazing, this medicine box is sold in the supermarket next door, twenty yuan a piece, the things in the big hospital are really similar to the stalls." ”

Wesling took out the phone case and was surprised, "I'll go, Nokia, it's new enough, it was especially popular when I was in junior high school." ”

"Hey, Xiaobei, why didn't Miss Yiyi give you a big brother, or a BB machine?" Wesling and Tang Seng are not afraid of things when they see the excitement.

Huang Xiaobei lowered his head stiffly, ashamed and indignant.

"Lao Tzu tore this torn sheet!"

Commissioner Huang is crazy, and to be honest, it's good enough that the current Commissioner Huang didn't find a hole to get into.

"I'm fighting with you!"

Weslin and Tang Seng hurriedly stopped the crazy Huang Xiaobei.

"Hey, hey, calm down."

"Xiaobei is not so, why not."

"I'll go, calm down, you don't want to think about who Miss Yiyi is, if you dare to tear up the things she gave you, Dao Ye Ming'er can tear you up!"

Huang Xiaobei, who was stopped, wanted to cry without tears, "Nima, didn't you really let me continue to sleep on this sheet, right?" ”

Tang Seng and Weslin glanced at each other. "Anyway, if you don't want to die, you'd better be honest."

Commissioner Huang fainted in anger.

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At night, lying on the four-character sheet of I am Xiaoshou, Huang Xiaobei trembled all over.

Isn't that brainwashing?

The eldest lady just wants me to be able to see these four words every day, keep subtly influencing me, and then completely turn me into a little victim, right?

Mom, it's dark, you're so dark!

In vain I thought ........

Miss, you wait for me, you see that I won't ........ tomorrow I don't serve you well.

Huang Xiaobei wiped his eyes, "Why am I so sad, alas, ......"

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I have to say that the staff dormitory in the basement is still well decorated, a room for four people, the double beds are made of wood, and there are toilets and shower rooms in the dormitory, in addition to two small desks, in addition to no sunlight, it is very good.

Huang Xiaobei lived in a lower bunk, well, Tang Seng took the initiative to give it to him, Elder Tang said, such a personalized sheet is still placed in a more conspicuous position.

Lying on the bed, Huang Xiaobei, who couldn't sleep for a long time, listened to the snoring of Tang Seng on the upper bunk, and listened to the grinding of his teeth on the lower bunk next to him, Huang Xiaobei gritted his teeth and said, "I endure, I will continue to endure." ”

"Snorr."

"Click."

"Snorr."

"Click."

This Nima can't bear it!

Huang Xiaobei, who was disturbed by the noise, sat up from the bed with a bang.

Nima still doesn't let people sleep!

I used to put up with a snoring, why do I still grind my teeth now!

The most cheating thing is that the thief is particularly rhythmic?! You two are separated by this duo!!

"Alas," Huang Xiaobei, who was helpless, got out of bed and dragged out his suitcase.

Slowly opening the suitcase, a hairy bear doll that was obviously old appeared in front of Huang Xiaobei.

The doll is just a very ordinary brown woolly bear doll on the market, and because it is too old, the position of the ears is also opened, revealing a lot of plush, the original bow on the head is lost, and the color has changed from the earliest dark brown to light brown.

Looking at the plush toy quietly placed in the box, and looking at the bear doll that had accompanied him for many nights, Huang Xiaobei hugged it tightly in his arms.

"You're finally back, you're finally back, why don't you go to sleep."

Soon, Huang Xiaobei, who was holding the doll, fell into a deep sleep in the "double symphony" of Tang Seng and Weslin.

This time, he really fell asleep, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a peaceful smile.

Brother Xiong, you're finally back.