Chapter 897 Exploding Clothes Beidou Oil Cake Fried Meat Fist!!

"By the way, Senior Brother Carlos, you didn't treat those priest students what they did, did you?"

Suddenly remembering the screams I heard when I left the training camp, I couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat, I am also a little flower seedling of the motherland, if the bullying is too bad, Akara will be angry.

"Don't worry, they will never check in again in their lives...... No, it's the idea of beating a woman. ”

Speaking of this, Carlos, who had just been slapped off the ground by Kajieer's punch, immediately turned into a black-faced bagman, exuding a chilling black aura on his body.

"In short, Senior Brother Wu, you also have to be careful on this trip, we can hold the crystal fragments first, but if there is a shortage of manpower at that time, you still have to come over to help at any time."

"Well, I see, and, let me go!"

I caught the last croquette with my chopsticks, and almost at the same time, one of Carlos' chopsticks caught it too.

Explosions often start with a small and inconspicuous spark.

"Don't you think it's right to respect the old and love the young?"

Carlos clenched his chopsticks tightly, clearly not intending to give up lightly.

"I don't want to be taught by people who come to eat to teach me the truth of respecting the old and loving the young." I won't let it go at all.

"Aren't you already full? Kagel loves croquettes. Carlos blushed, but for the sake of his daughter, he was still cheeky and did not let go of his chopsticks.

"Si-Ruth and Eco-Lou just kept putting it in my bowl, and they barely ate it."

Don't think you're the only one who has a daughter, I'm also for my precious daughter, asshole!!

"Hey, hey."

"Hmph."

It was clear that Carlos and I, who were sitting across from me, were on fire at the same time.

That's right, this is a manly battle!!

"That...... There's a lot more in the kitchen. ”

Veras looked at the two pairs of chopsticks that were in a tug-of-war on the dining table, and her expression became troubled.

"Don't talk, it's a man's war."

I stood up, my big feet in my chair, my eyes fixed on Carlos.

"Although I don't think this kind of thing can be described as a man's war, but I won't let go lightly, Senior Brother Wu!!"

Carlos snorted and stood up.

For the sake of my daughter!!!!

"Ahh

With such a cute "Ahhh~~" sound mixed with a nasal voice, the little ghost suddenly poked his head up and bit a gap in the stalemate above the table.

"I'm full~~, whew~~"

Patting her belly, this little saint who had swept at least a fifth of all the food on the table, enough to eat enough food to fill the stomach pockets of two barbarians, stretched out in satisfaction, and her glowing body floated up from the chair in a flicker, leaving me and Carlos, who were petrified in an instant, and flew back to her room, looking ready to start sleeping again.

No, it doesn't matter, the little ghost only bites a third!!

Glancing over the croquettes above, Carlos and I flashed a sharp gaze at the same time, and the tug-of-war continued.

"Daddy, Daddy, come on~~"

When Si-Lou and Echo Lou saw me fighting for them so hard, they couldn't help but look at me with emotion and cheer me on.

Oh oh oh oh!!

Player [Druid Wu Fan], morale +2.

Endless power poured into the body, ahhh!!h Let's burst clothes, Jian [beep] Lang, look at my unwanted raw Beidou oil cake fried meat fist!!

"It's not that easy!!" Carlos is also energetic.

"I have my support too!!"

"Twitter~~twitter~~~"

Kajieer spread her white and cute angel wings, waving her knife and fork and joined the cheerleaders.

Hmph, Carlos, you're still naïve.

Look at both sides, even if Kajieer supports you, you can only get at most: Player [Paladin Carlos], morale +1 bonus, but I have two on my side.

That's right! That's the advantage of numbers, I have two precious daughters!!!

Again......

"Tsk~~"

Kajie's voice was childish, and she flew towards me.

"Nope! Kajie'er, I'm fighting for you, how can you betray me at this time. ”

Carlos screamed in despair.

Player [Paladin Carlos], morale -max.

"There is a flaw!!"

I yelled loudly and made a move.

"Damn, don't think I'm going to lose to you like this, Senior Brother Wu, I, I'm known as a paladin who can survive even if he is betrayed by his daughter!!"

Carlos turned his despair into strength and exploded instantly, casually holding a plate on the table to block my attack.

Well done, Brother Carlos.

In that moment of swords, swords and shadows, I looked at him with an approving hand.

Hmph, Senior Brother Wu, you are also becoming more and more insidious.

Carlos smirked.

But ah......

I gently closed my eyes, it was a victor's gesture.

I don't know if you've heard the phrase "day and night, it's hard to guard against thieves"?

What kind of punch or something, it's all a false move! My killer feature is!!

"Kajie'er, attack!!"

"Boom!!"

I don't know when Kajie'er, who lurked beside Carlos, waved her delicate and weak little fist, and punched Carlos into the air.

ko！

perfect！！

Player [Druid Wu Fan] defeats [Paladin Carlos].

"Kajieer is obedient~~"

Hugging Kajieer, who had made a great effort to throw herself into my arms in search of coquettishness, I divided the remaining two-thirds of the croquettes into three portions, and given my weight, Veras and the others made the croquettes larger, so that even if they were to divide the two-thirds into three portions, each one would not seem too little to the little West Ruth.

At this time, Veras came out of the kitchen, holding a dish the size of a basin in both hands, and the croquettes on top of the plate were stacked on top of each other, half a meter high!!

"My lord, don't fight, I've brought out all the croquettes, you see, there are so many ...... Oh? ”

Her last word had become doubt-bewilderment-...... Stiffness, perhaps.

What caught Vilas's eyes was the messy table and dishes, and the wry smiles of Linya and Sarah, who had already flashed aside.

And, of course, there's Carlos, who falls to the ground and looks dying because his heart is full of despair, and the father-daughter foursome of Lori Angel Twin Princesses, who are surrounded by a warm atmosphere of pink and color, and share a piece of croquette.

Click

If you listen closely, you might hear the sound behind Veras's stiff smile, as if something had broken off in her head.

Stiffened for a moment, Veras turned the corner with the plate full of croquettes and walked towards the door, and although the smile on her face was still gentle, Sarah and the others began to tremble and tiptoe back to the room.

"Leona, I'll give you all of this."

Squatting down gently, stroking the head of the golden-colored puppy who had just returned from outside, watching her happily bite the heavy plate with her mouth, scatter her legs away, and finally disappear from sight.

Only then did Veras turn around and face the messy room again, holding a frying pan in her empty hands at some point, her head bowed, half of her pretty face shrouded in the shadow of the lowered bangs, and her shoulders trembled.

"Waster of food, damn it!!"

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~h

Under the bright starry sky of the Rogue steppe, a terrible scream came from somewhere.

…………………………

"Dear Wu, you don't look very good."

The next day, in Akara's small black shop, seeing me shrugging my head and looking dejected, Akara couldn't help but ask with concern.

"It's fine, it's like being knocked through a pan at a rate of nine times per second, it's totally fine." I subconsciously - touched - touched - head.

"It doesn't sound like it's okay." Akara couldn't help but wipe the sweat from her head.

"I'm sure you've heard that help from the second world is coming today, and the other party is coming over for a big trouble, and I want to go to meet it in person, it's also necessary, do you say?"

"Well, you can do what you say."

I shrugged my shoulders weakly.

Then, led by Akara, we came to the teleportation station, stood on the stage and waited for a while, while Akara looked at the time.

"It's almost time to come."

As soon as the words fell, a white light flashed on the teleportation array.

“……”

If I can go back to the original world, I will tie up Akara if I say anything, this strong prediction ability, it would be a pity not to let her buy lottery tickets.

Then, two figures, one large and one small, walked out of the white light.

The tall figure is a strong man, wearing relatively simple armor, but the momentum is very extraordinary, standing in front of him has a breathless feeling, as if facing a copper wall and iron fart...... No, it's an impregnable wall.

With a boxy face and a thick beard on his chin, he is not wearing a helmet, so he can see his short hair that stands straight backwards, and when he is silent, he will feel very calm and majestic, and every time he takes a step towards him, it is like a mountain facing him.

Standing next to her was a wizard in a one-man robe, without too many adventurer decorations, and without a staff clenching his hands, looking like a young woman in her twenties, with a mature and beautiful face, comparable to the beautiful priest A-Lu Kaqi in the priesthood training camp.

It seems, this young and beautiful big sister or aunt, of course, if it is according to the official age, maybe I call her an old - granny - milk - it is not an exaggeration, in the dark world you can't shout according to age, otherwise you will be rejected.

She doesn't seem to have any outstanding strength, compared to the awe-inspiring paladin strong man next to her, it is like an inconspicuous stream next to a big mountain, but only those who have reached a certain strength can feel that the strong flames and frozen elements around this seemingly slender beauty are almost to the point of choking people, if she is like a stream, it is a stream with a dragon of ice and fire hidden under the water.

A wizard of ice and fire? It is relatively rare, because ice and fire are difficult to fuse, and if it were not for the considerable talent and self-confidence, and the spirit of being able to endure hardships and withstand explosions (without explanation), generally no wizard would choose this path.

"Welcome to Camp Rog, it's hard work to come back and meet a little wayward request from my wife."

"Whereever, it is an honor for the two of us to be hand-picked by Grand Elder Akara."

The sorceress smiled and replied with her head bowed respectfully.

"Yes, Grand Elder Akara, we're here for a holiday, ahaha~~ uh!!"

With a bang, the strong paladin was hit in the waist by a heavy elbow blow from the beauty wizard, and instantly bent down with a black face, and screamed silently.

The sorceress was still smiling and gentle, as if nothing had happened, was she bullying Akara for being blind? Also think I can't see her movements clearly?

It seems that she is a strong young woman again.

I scratched my head, it seems that most of the couples I know have a strict wife-problem, such as Ral, Carlos, it seems that only the Drumf-woman I met at the beginning of the adventure is more normal, is it the custom of the Dark Continent to say that strict wife control?

"Introduction, this is the partner who will be with you for the next few months, and the husband of that child, Druid Wu Fan."

Akara smiled and introduced us.

"Wu, these two are the helpers from the second world, the wizard Karina, and the paladin Gort."

"Hello, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to both of you on behalf of our husband and wife, for being able to travel thousands of miles to help my wife, Alice."

I supported my chest with one hand, bent down slightly, and smiled at the two masters in front of me with a friendly smile.

"You are the famous Continental Twins, the youngest elder in the history of the Alliance, and at the same time the Druid Wu Fan who claims to have reached the strength of the realm."

The wizard Karina looked at me without blinking, full of curiosity.

I glanced at Akara in a sleepy state, as if my reputation hadn't been exaggerated to the Second World, Harogas, and it was so detailed.

"I'm sorry, without your consent, I have already passed some of your information at the same time when I sent out the invitation, and then the three of you will get along together for a while to protect Alice from upgrading, I think it would be better for each other to know some information about each other?"

Akara looked at me with an apologetic look.

"Absolutely."

I nodded, it would be the best, it would save me the trouble of explaining, and I also believed that what Akara gave them was only some external information from me, and the more confidential ones would definitely not be given.

Then again, do I really have so-called confidential information? That's a problem.

"Can't you see it, it's really that exaggerated?"

The Paladin Gort, who seemed to be a self-acquaintance, took a few steps forward as he spoke, and his sturdy body, a head and a half taller than me, stood next to me and patted him on the shoulder.

"Knock Knock"

Every time it fell, there was a dull sound of striking iron coming from a blacksmith's shop, and I felt that if I were standing on the soft mud floor instead of the hard teleportation array, I might have been slapped into the mud by now.

“……”

Why do these big men like [Nail Man] so much? Barbarians too, paladins too, isn't there a gentle way to greet them?

"Knock !?"

This time it was the turn of the paladin Gort's body to make a dull noise, and he saw his face - color - black, clutching his ass and grinning three feet high.

How so? This paladin Goth suddenly gave me a very strong sense of déjà vu, looking very calm and majestic with a straight face, his eyes were as sharp as a samurai, but he always exposed his idiotic nature at critical moments, like a gorilla that ran out of the True Selection.

"I'm sorry, my family's Gaot can't speak, please don't be embarrassed by the elders."

Karina blinked, her eyes were full of smiles, and the elders in her mouth were good, but she didn't seem to really agree with me.

That's why I said that these masters are not very good.

"Don't stand here, let's talk as we go."

Akara didn't seem to notice the situation, and with a light tap of his crutch, he took the lead in turning and walking down the teleportation array.

Soon, we came to the small tent in Acala.

"Wu, can you bring Alice over and let the two of you meet?"

After sitting down, Akara turned around and said this to me.

"I ...... Give it a try. ”

Hesitating to answer uncertainly, I bowed my head slightly, took off the necklace around my neck, and shouted at the jewel pendant.

"Hey~~, little ghost, get up, the sun is going to dry your ass~~"

Akara smiled in disgust, and Karina and Gotteff-woman watched my actions with a look of surprise.

After shouting a few times, there was no movement at all from the pendant.

Very good, I wanted to leave you a little bit of the majesty of a saint in front of the guests.

I took a deep breath and grabbed the necklace, shaking it once, shaking it twice, shaking it three times......

With a "poof", a white-colored-unknown object, in the dull gaze of the Gottfu-woman-wide mouth, suddenly fell from the small pendant, and before it landed, I picked it up and held this petite and soft body in my arms.

"Woo~~"

Feeling the stranger's magnetic field, without me calling, the little ghost's eyes widened suddenly, and slipped out of my hand like a slippery loach, and its fluttering body swayed behind me, using my body as a shield, and a pair of silver-colored eyes full of coldness and vigilance peeked out from my shoulders, looking at Karina and Gott opposite.

"What a lovely girl."

Karina looked at the little ghost who cast a Stein-like gaze at her, and couldn't help but exclaim, what shocked her even more was the holy light that emanated from the petite body that slightly illuminated the entire tent, obviously not powerful, but the purest holy aura made the two of them feel a sense of suffocation and oppression when an angel descended.