You're not suitable for cultivation to go back, right...

You're not fit to go back to studying, right?

You're so handsome, go back...

A young man lying on the bed with sword eyebrows and an extraordinary temperament, recalling the experience, couldn't help but feel a little speechless, his name is Cross, until now he still remembers his helplessness when he was dismissed, and he didn't think that the handsome man was also at fault! You won't let him be a beggar!?

Alas...

Is it so difficult to find a good job and eat a serious soft meal these days...

If it weren't for my bad back...

I...

Cross thought that he wanted to cultivate in the past, and after improving his physique, he went to the rich woman's house, and it was better to grab the bed and grit his teeth no matter how tired he was than to move bricks, but the master who opened the dantian for him said that he was not suitable for cultivation....

As for reading...

Seriously, Cross didn't think he would be one in 10,000 scientific geniuses, so since kindergarten, he was often distracted by rich and beautiful little girls.

Buzz...

Just as Cross was about to reminisce about his life in kindergarten, the sound of mosquitoes flapping their wings kept echoing in his ears.

Cross frowned and plugged in the electric mosquito coil, but the sound that resembled a mosquito not only did not disappear, but became louder and louder.

[Young man, congratulations, you are the most wasteful, the most depressed, and the most unmotivated person in this century!

Congratulations, you've received the Crossing Gift Pack from Grandma Ben!

Oh...

I forgot to tell you, I just told you, you just need to be mentally prepared;

Start crossing now!

Target dungeons! 】

Cross opened his mouth and before he could answer, there was a void in front of him, and when he looked around again, he found that it was pitch black all around, and the whole world was shining with 'a little starlight'.

"Dungeons?"

Cross crouched down and grabbed a glittering stone beside him, feeling the realism of the stone, he couldn't help but wonder.

Suddenly, he crossed over, not to mention, the dungeon made him feel so bland...

Bite...

Suddenly, a crisp bell sound attracted Cross's attention, and his eyes turned to a tattered mechanical stick in front of him, and there was an antique bell in the middle of the mechanical stick.

The area around the bell is more broken than the rest, and it looks as if the bell has been inserted into a mechanical stick.

"Don't look around, look at the mechanical stick in front of you, hold it, and you will have the strength to eat soft rice!" The sound of electric sound sounded again.

This time it didn't ring in Cross's head, but from the bell inside the mechanical stick.

Cross looked at the mechanical stick in front of him and didn't move, after all, this thing is so strange, it's even more difficult than the multiplication and division that the teacher taught him!

Cross felt like he was running out of brains.

"What are you hesitating about?"

"Don't you want to grab the bed and grit your teeth?!"

Cross took a slow breath, the mechanical stick was right, what could be more important than clenching his teeth on the bed?!

At this thought, Cross immediately reached out and grabbed the mechanical stick in front of him.

Multiply...

The moment Cross touched the mechanical stick, countless tiny pieces of iron suddenly stretched out from the mechanical stick, and in the blink of an eye, Cross's palm pierced!

"It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Cross looked at his bloodied right hand and screamed in pain.

"Let go! Hurry up and let me go! Is it so painful to eat soft rice?! Cross tried to withdraw his right hand, but he found that he was in pain.

The blood slowly soaked the entire mechanical stick, and also soaked the bell in the middle of the mechanical stick, making the bell keep making a tinkling sound....

Cross felt that his eyes were shaking a little, and the whole person was shaking from side to side, and suddenly his eyes darkened, and the whole person fell directly to the ground.

"So wasteful? Qi and blood are insufficient, and it is estimated that the kidneys are not very good, so do you still want to eat soft rice? The bell on the mechanical stick shook slightly: "Cross, you have to wake up quickly, otherwise tomorrow the dungeon will open, the brave will come and hack you to death, and I will have to summon a new lord again." ”

Bite...

Bite...

Bite...

The bell kept ringing in Cross's ears... But he still shows no signs of waking up....

.....

I don't know how long it took...

Close covered his dazed head and slowly got up from the ground, and before he could start turning his head, the bell on the mechanical stick shook again:

"Lord Cross, the dungeon will open in one day, and if you don't start summoning goblins to defend against the Brave, you'll be finished."

"What?" Cross was directly stunned, and said that he would bite and hold on to the bed, what is the situation now? Before he could ask, a virtual window popped up in front of the mechanical stick:

【Dungeon Cross City】(Can be renamed once)

[Dungeon Level: 0]

[Dungeon Core: Mechanical Stick] (can be named once)

【Dungeon Lord Cross】

【Owned Building: Minehole】

[Possession of Monsters: 0/5]

[Monster types that can be recruited: Goblins, Otherworldly Goblins (the unique ability of the core)]

[Dungeon Special Ability: Monster Energy · Max, Brave Challenge· Lv1, Level Limit· Lv1, Gold Coins from the Sky · Lv1】

【Monster Energy · Max: For each monster owned, the lord gains 1 energy per day. (Note: Varies with the special changes of monsters)

【Brave Challenge· Lv1: Can be challenged by Heroes once a day, and the total number of Heroes cannot be greater than 4, and the maximum number of Heroes is 4. (Note: Varies with the level of the dungeon)

【Level Limit· Lv1: Heroic level is limited to 0~5. (Note: Varies with the level of the dungeon)

【Gold Coins from the Sky · Lv1: Automatically produces 10 copper coins per day] (Note: Copper coins< silver coins< gold coins, and the quantity is 1:100. ）

[Dungeon upgrade conditions: Super simple lord hall (requires 20 standard building wood, 10 standard building stones) Effect: Open the lord's level and occupation! 】

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"I'm Nima... This panel... This text...."After reading the text on the virtual panel, Cross didn't feel good, and he couldn't take care of his right hand, which was constantly hurting, and hurriedly looked at the mechanical stick: "Can I go back?" ”

"Ding..."The bell on the mechanical stick shook slightly: "There is only one way to go back, then die!" ”

"Vatfak!?" Cross felt cheated: "Didn't we say okay and let me eat soft rice?" ”

"That's right." The mechanical stick said confidently:

"What do you think about eating soft rice? Don't you just don't work, and then you have everything? Now you just summon the goblins and ask them to work, aren't you eating my soft rice? And it is also the highest state of eating soft rice, being your own boss, and anti-customer-oriented! ”

"Shhhh It seems to make some sense for you to say that..."Cross touched his chin and remembered the news report, but he didn't expect that his progress seemed to be a little too fast, and he was at the end of the day without anything happening.

"In that case, let's summon the goblins out first." Since there is no way to go back now, Cross has no choice but to take a look at the situation here.

"By the way, what happened a day later when a brave man came to challenge?" Suddenly, Cross remembered what the mechanical stick had just said about the brave and what he was about to do.

"That's right...."The mechanical stick quickly explained why.

It's probably that the monster has been defeated by humans.,The monsters in the underground are basically going to be wiped out.,In order to protect the monsters.,The gods of humans and the demon gods of monsters have set new rules.。

"That's right," Cross nodded with some understanding, just like the zoo that humans have built to protect animals.

Wait a minute...

That said...

Isn't he the underdog?!

“！” Cross's face turned green, Nima, isn't tomorrow his time of death?!

Cross looked at the mechanical stick in a hurry: "Elizabeth, hurry... Fast... Summon a goblin! ”

"Ding?" The bell on the mechanical stick shook slowly: "You called me?" ”

"Yes." Cross clicked on the virtual panel of the mechanical stick, typed Elizabeth into it, and then clicked OK: "In the future, you will be called Elizabeth, so that even if my body does not eat soft rice, but my spirit eats soft rice, it will make me feel a little at ease." ”

Elizabeth didn't know what to use to express her feelings, so she could only shake the bell and express her speechlessness, and then she began to teach Cross how to summon the goblins: "So... Such... Got it? ”

"Understood..."Cross rubbed his forehead, and after combing through the knowledge in his mind, he clicked on the virtual panel on Elizabeth.

There are two icons on it, one is the Goblin Swarm, and the other is the official backstage of the Atlas.

There was nothing to hesitate about, and Cross immediately clicked on the goblin group and released a message:

[Eternal Darkness Heaven - Lord Cross: Recruit Goblins, those who can fight are preferred!] 】

[Gob understands: What's that?] Who is going to fight and kill these days? 】

[Gob's understanding: You're too 'baby'!] Most of the people who recruited us used us as cannon fodder! Are you lords all of us goblins 'geniuses'?! 】

[Goblins Hurt: You 'kind' lords will never be able to recruit a goblin from my goblin group anymore!] 】

[Gobs are too cool: I remember one time, a certain big lord recruited a goblin, promised 1 gold coin a day, but went to the goblin and never came back, and the big lord never went online again. 】

....

Cross watched the goblin swarm quickly swipe the screen, basically all kinds of compliments, but... Since they all praised him... Why don't you come?

This puzzled Cross, and in order to match the evil nature of the monster, he also changed the name of the dungeon to 'Eternal Darkness Paradise'.

Looking at the dazed Cross, Elizabeth remembered something and explained: "Cross, I forgot to tell you that in order to be anti-human, the monsters changed the words of human praise to scolding, and the words of scolding changed to praise words, for example, when they say genius, they say that they are talking about bad writing. ”

Cross looked at the words that filled the screen to 'compliment' him, silently closed the goblin group, and clicked on the official backstage of the Otherworld.

This time, Elizabeth did not watch Cross operate on her own, as the goblins did, but taught Cross in detail.

Soon, under Elizabeth's teaching, Cross issued the first announcement: [The first 100% virtual reality online game "Dungeon - Eternal Dark Paradise" of this century is about to be closed beta, and we are specially recruiting a few first-time test players! ] Note! This test is a non-deletion test! 】