Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Guest and the Host
Scarlet Wasteland.
Qing Jiuyu is shepherding sheep.
There is a kind of torture in this world called unbearable.
Since visiting Tang Xian before the fight and finding that the Shuhai wooden house had been destroyed, Qing Jiuyu has been looking forward to Tang Xian's appearance.
After learning that the meat of these mountain beasts had such a delicious cooking method, she was reluctant to chew it indiscriminately with a bite of fox fire, feeling that it was a waste of meat.
Fortunately, the two have a lot of fate.
After learning from Tang Ga Squeak and Tang Refrigerator that Tang Xian had come, Qing Jiuyu concluded that Tang Xian would come again.
Tang Xian did come.
When he arrived, Qing Jiuyu frowned, revealing a slightly disgusted expression.
Because there are three breaths.
Two of them made her feel uneasy.
As an orange-level creature, there are few people in this continent who can fight with Qing Jiuyu, and she is very calm in the face of any creature.
Calmness comes from confidence.
But when she saw the dragon and the unicorn appear, even if the unicorn was dying, she felt a little resistant.
Long quickly turned into a handsome man, but Qing Jiuyu didn't look at him squarely.
She knew that this was an arrogant race, maybe Tang Xian was an outlier, but when she saw Tang Ao's eyes, Qing Jiuyu could feel the superiority of that holy beast species.
"You're coming, and you're bringing two stinky men?" Qing Jiuyu looked at Tang Xian.
"I'm also quite stinky, and I haven't had a place to take a shower for days."
Tang Xian told the truth, but he didn't care about his image.
After all, Qing Jiuyu's favorability towards himself was so heartwarming that he felt a little uncomfortable.
It's not bad to lower your opinion back to seeing each other.
Qing Jiuyu glared at Tang Xian.
"Hmph, a stinky fox, dare to say that Uncle Ben stinks? I smell of dragons all over my body. β
In the end, Tang Plane was able to be single for hundreds of years.
"The stench of a single dragon really burns my nose."
Qing Jiuyu didn't give face to this dragon, looked at Tang Xian, and said:
"You're here to cause me trouble, aren't you? There is a half-dead one lying on the ground, is it time zero? β
Tang Xian nodded and said:
"Yes, thank you for helping me take care of my two pets, so in return, I'm going to treat you to meat."
"What meat?" Qing Jiuyu came to be interested.
Pointing to the Shi Ling Beast lying on the ground, Tang Xian said:
"In the ancient times, unicorn meat was also eaten, and it was recorded in the Book of Mountains and Seas that the first person to eat unicorn meat was called Cai Jing, he was not a dignitary, nor was he a high-ranking royal family, and he could eat unicorn meat just because he knew a fairy.
The immortal borrowed Cai Jing's house to entertain his sister, so he took out the secret unicorn meat. What does this unicorn meat taste like, Cai Jing really didn't eat it, he just said that this kind of meat was made into jerky, so there was a jerky smell. β
Tang Xian paused and said:
"However, the ancients didn't have so many seasonings, and if they can taste the meat, it means that the texture of the meat is not bad."
Tang Aircraft snorted coldly: "Did you hear it, the despicable Shi Zero, you are just food eaten by humans." β
Tang Xian shook his head, looked at Tang Ao, who didn't have a single AC number in his heart, and said:
"The man who ate the dragon is also recorded, named Kong Jia, is the emperor of the Xia Dynasty, he reigned for only nine years, but during those nine years, he was also unparalleled in power. However, Kong Jia is not stupid, because no one has recorded the miraculous effect of eating dragon meat, so he will not take this risk.
According to his idea, he hopes that the two little dragons can grow up safely, and after the wedding, there will be ten or eight little dragons.
It's a pity that this good wish was due to the mistake of Liu Ti of the Royal Dragon Hall, that is, the director of the Royal Zoo, which caused one of the little dragons to lose his life inexplicably. β
The expression on Tang Plane's face instantly became gloomy, with an expression of "Don't I want to lose face".
In order to eliminate the evidence of the crime, Liu Lei thought of a brilliant method, that is, to make the dragon into dragon soup and send it into Kong Jia's belly. It's a pity that Kong Jia only ate dragon meat, which tasted very fresh, and didn't realize that the meat in the bowl was dragon meat.
I don't know if this bowl of dragon meat has any side effects, after all, Kong Jia died of illness within a few years after eating it. β
Tang Xian patted Tang Plane, who had a gloomy and sad and angry look, and said:
"In other words, in fact, your meat is better than its meat, but we are good friends, how can I be just you?"
Qing Jiuyu laughed out loud, feeling that this allusion was particularly enjoyable, and looking at this dragon with a look of displeasure, she felt comfortable.
Tang Xian suddenly wondered, is it that the catastrophe-level boss creatures in this world are all disgusted with each other?
Qing Jiuyu didn't seem to like Tang Plane and Shi Ling very much.
In comparison, Bai Mansheng's reaction was very calm.
Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu and laughed at Tang Plane, and said:
"In fact, the meat of the nine-tailed fox can also be eaten, and it is recorded in the Book of Mountains and Seas that your meat can be eaten without poison, and it can also ward off evil spirits, speaking of which, your meat should be more suitable for eating."
It was Tang Airplane's turn to be proud, waiting to see Qing Jiuyu's humiliated appearance.
But Qing Jiuyu's eyes were like silk, and she said:
"Then why didn't you come and eat me? I'll be waiting for you. β
Tang Xian frowned and said:
"You don't look very tasty.
Qing Jiuyu's expression also became gloomy, and he said:
"You're really fair and objective, and you don't treat everyone equally."
"I think so too."
Tang Xian didn't feel that anything was wrong.
According to the description of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, fox meat is the most nutritious, and dragon meat is the most delicious.
But after all, the author of the Classic of Mountains and Seas is just a fool, if he has eaten fox meat, he will know that this thing has eaten too much and is more hot than dog meat.
Qing Jiuyu is Qing Jiuyu in the end, and he is angry with a sense of anger.
"I have to remind you that Shi Zero is from the Ten Thousand Beasts Court, although I am not familiar with that place, but among the Ten Thousand Beasts, no one dares to provoke the Court."
"It's like a Kongjia eater, as long as it gets in its stomach, who knows where it goes? Everyone has eaten its meat, and if you don't say it, I don't say it, and he won't say it, how will the court know? Tang Xianxin said that he was already very righteous.
took the initiative to deliver meat to the door, but Bai Mansheng on the other side did not have this treatment.
Of course, Qing Jiuyu had to be greeted for this matter, and she couldn't be allowed to go to Bai Mansheng to show off.
Qing Jiuyu thought about it for a while, but said:
"I can pretend I don't know about it, but I can't be a part of it."
εεΊ· says:
"The Court of Ten Thousand Beasts is strong?"
"Very strong. All I know is that there is definitely something in it that is above me. And the court's control over the world is far beyond what you think. β
Qing Jiuyu still didn't want Tang Xian to do something reckless.
Tang Xian became serious and said, "Then it must be delicious." Otherwise, wouldn't I be at a loss? β
Qing Jiuyu was stunned, not understanding Tang Xian's brain circuit.
εεΊ· says:
"To eat or not to eat?"
"Don't eat it."
"It's better than the beast, and I'll use the best spices this time. If you don't eat me, I'll leave. β
Tang Xian lifted the back of Tang Xian's neck, Tang Ga squatted on Tang Xian's shoulder, and after finishing speaking, he was about to walk out.
Tang Aircraft didn't care about the danger of eating this, it saw that after the death of the sea god, he was the number one in the world.
As soon as Qing Jiuyu heard that it was better than the mountain beast, he stopped Tang Xian and said:
"Wait! Are you sure you won't be discovered? β
"How can I find out if I eat it in my stomach?" Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu with a smile.
"I think you're just trying to pull me into the water."
"You just say you don't want to eat, right?"
Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu with a smile.
Qing Jiuyu thought for a while, nodded and said:
"Then I...... Just eat a little bit. When did you start getting it? β
Since he decided to eat it, Qing Jiuyu was no longer reserved, and directly began to urge.
εεΊ· says:
"Good things to share with everyone, I'll take you to the human world for a walk?"
"Why did you suddenly change your mind?" Qing Jiuyu remembered that last time Tang Xian was against her going to the human world.
"Don't ask so much, Xiao Jiu misses you very much."
"Okay, I miss Xiao Ni too. By the way, did you call Bai Mansheng? β
"No, don't worry."
"It's not interesting, I'm waiting for Sister Xiaobai to watch me being eaten by her man."
Tang Xian ignored Qing Jiuyu's teasing and said:
"If you run to show off something, I won't come back to you again."
"Tsk, Master Tang, you are really protecting the little white girl."
Tang Xian frowned:
"Don't call Qing Jiuyu in the future, just change your name to Tang Pinru."
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Baichuan City.
When Tang Xian returned to Baichuan City, it was already late.
Many rats and cockroaches have begun to wake up.
There is a bright light through the windows at the top of the building.
The Zero Beast, which died not long ago, was sealed with ice by the Tang plane, Tang Xian requested.
Said to keep fresh. The gigantic Zero Beast had already blocked the streets.
The corpse of the Shi Ling Beast that was frozen in ice, Tang Xian was really relieved, the mice couldn't bite through that layer of ice, and the meat wouldn't rot.
When the Tang plane put it down, it caused a lot of battles.
In the residential building, several people who were patiently waiting for Tang Xian to return to make dinner poked their heads out.
Then Tang Xiaojiu jumped down from the ninth floor.
Of course, Tang Xian knew that Tang Xiaojiu would be fine, but he still subconsciously went to pick it up.
Then there was a hint of +1 Resistance from the sea.
Also takes a percentage of life damage.
Tang Xian was very calm, after all, he was a weak human being.
It is normal for a small fox to fall from the sky and cause effective damage to itself.
But he still said:
"Tang Xiaojiu, you are only six years old and you are so heavy, do you want to aspire to be a tank in the future?"
Tang Xiaojiu ran towards Qing Jiuyu.
After being picked up by Qing Jiuyu, she said puzzledly:
"I'm a little fox, Brother Tang Xian, not a tank."
Tang Xian didn't care. The chubby and round food of children is also cute.
What happened next was what really troubled him.
No woman will not feel inferior when she sees Qing Jiuyu.
This is the feminine template with the upper limit of the charm value. Numerically speaking, it is the limit of beauty.
Looking at Tang Xiaojiu's happy appearance, Li Xiaoyu knew who this woman was.
Her expression was unprecedentedly solemn, as if she had met the enemy of her life.
In Li Xiaoyu's opinion, this woman in palace clothes and enchanting is more threatening than Tang Suoye, Tang Xiaojiu, Qiao Shanshan, and Dong Dye together.
Thinking of the sound of Bai Man, Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt that the road was long.
But she was not discouraged.
"You're back?" Li Xiaoyu said softly, like a wife waiting for her husband to get off work at home.
Winter Dye was shocked.
Qiao Shanshan was shocked.
Akasi was also shocked.
Although these two young ladies did not put themselves in a very high position when they spoke on weekdays, they had never spoken so softly in the face of Tang Xian before.
It belongs to the tone of indifference and indifference.
Not like that.
The gentleness made Dong Dye feel a little goosebumps.
Qiao Shanshan vaguely understood something, as Miss Li's dog-headed military advisor, she nodded appreciatively.
The second lady is still spiritual and knows that the battle has begun!
Tang Xian touched Li Xiaoyu's forehead and said, "Fever? Throat burned? This voice feels like it's talking. β
Li Xiaoyu felt angry, but he still had to keep smiling Yazi.
She even planned to hold Tang Xian's arm.
But was pushed away by Tang Xian.
Tang Xian said with an expression that did not suffer from Lao Tzu:
"I just came back from the battlefield, and I'm dirty, so let's go to the house and stay in the house, and I'll take you to eat the holy beast tonight."
Li Xiaoyu took two deep breaths and looked at Tang Xian aggrievedly.
Qiao Shanshan was stunned, this Tang Xian is afraid that it is crooked, right? Is this talking about human words?
Tang Xian's reaction was the same as always.
But Qing Jiuyu saw that she was a fox, and if she really wanted to be charming, she could paralyze the man's spine.
As he spoke, he was not afraid of a big deal and said with a smile:
"Master Tang, you are really romantic, it is not enough to have a slave family, there are still so many little girls hidden."
Sparkle.
Akath swears he saw the fireworks.
Right where the eyes of the two women met.
Qiao Shanshan's heart is bad, the second miss novice village has not yet come out, and she has encountered a big boss, how can this withstand it?
Suddenly, there was a sour smell in the air.
Tang Xian glanced at Qing Jiuyu puzzled, and said:
"Your brain is also burned out, Xiao Jiu calls you aunt, and I call me brother, who is your master? Am I that old? β
Tang Xian's tone almost made up for the four words of stupid woman.
Qiao Shanshan pinched a cold sweat, fortunately, the situation did not favor the other party.
But she looked at Akath again, and felt more and more that there was something wrong with the two men.
Unless Tang Xian is a blind man, if he changes to another man, he is called a master by Qing Jiuyu so coquettishly, but he really can't stand it?
But she obviously didn't understand what Qing Jiuyu meant.
Qing Jiuyu had long seen that Tang Xian was a straight man who couldn't be straighter anymore.
She didn't think that Tang Xian would be seduced by herself at all, she just angered the little girl.
Li Xiaoyu put away his aggrieved expression, no longer looked at Tang Xian, and looked at Qing Jiuyu coldly.
Seeing that Akasi and the others turned back three times in one step, Tang Xian also turned around, and saw Li Xiaoyu and Qing Jiuyu still standing in place.
I didn't know what the two were doing. After pondering for a while, I understood.
Tang Xian frowned.
How did you miss this stubble?
After thinking about it for a while, Tang Xian said:
"Li Xiaoyu, what are you still doing in a daze, come and help me."
Li Xiaoyu sighed and followed behind Tang Xian.
"Brother Tang Xian, I'm here to help!"
More work can be eaten more, Tang Xiaojiu can think about the large piece of meat in the ice cube.
Qing Jiuyu also said: "Brother Tang Xian, people also want to help." β
Li Xiaoyu was about to hold back it, his brows were tightly locked, his anger was surging, and he wanted to attack.
But Tang Xian's hand gently patted Li Xiaoyu's shoulder:
"If you are a guest, you should stay in the living room, and in ancient times it was rude for a guest to enter the kitchen."
Qing Jiuyu didn't speak, with a wry smile, and glanced at Tang Xian with a resentful look in his eyes.
Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt angry, her face was red, and she felt that today was really a good day. The whole person became friendly.
Well, I am the owner who can enter the kitchen, so I have to be generous to the guests.