Chapter 110: There is only one Internet celebrity face
"No wonder, I really can't see it!"
Huang Yuanyuan suddenly realized, but she didn't expect that there would be female high school students who wanted to be soldiers this year......
Then she didn't say anything more, but joined them to practice boxing together, and then claimed to be Zhang Hao's junior sister, and took the initiative to call Zhang Hao Senior Brother and Master Min Yuehua.
Zhang Hao still practiced boxing for a while as before, and then changed to teach Min Yuehua, today he didn't teach social things, but taught her what not to do!
Listening to Lin Yilong and Huang Yuanyuan's words, he knew that Min Yuehua would listen to him, so Zhang Hao told her in advance that she couldn't do some stupid things, such as not being able to trust a person easily, Lin Yilong and Huang Yuanyuan also interjected and added.
It's just that Huang Yuanyuan was slowly speechless by Lin Yilong, fortunately Zhang Hao didn't talk nonsense, otherwise Min Yuehua would definitely become a big B cute brother if she was taught like this!
What does it mean that you can't watch a little yellow book movie? Hey, hey, hey! What woman doesn't look at these? He's afraid he doesn't know that it's normal for such a big female high school student not to look at these, right? What else does it mean that you can't stare at a man's arms and thighs or something, please! What do you look at without looking at those? Those are women's dreams!
And YY who can't be a man, really! What kind of nonsense is this, even a woman's YY ability has to be deprived, it's really terrible, Min Yuehua will not become a nun without desires after being taught like this!
But at this time, she didn't dare to say anything about the male god here, although the male god didn't say this, but she still couldn't say that it was normal for girls to watch small movies, so she just smiled and was ready to save Min Yuehua in private.
Zhang Hao was actually a little speechless by Lin Yilong, he always felt that something was wrong, what he wanted to teach Min Yuehua was not to be deceived, it was not these, not to mention that even people like Sister Qinqin had a little yellow book, it should be normal for women here to see these, just like men before.
Zhang Hao understands this very well, even if he occasionally sneaks a look at it now, he just doesn't like it very much.
Because the small movies that men watch have become more emotional, they have to talk about a wave of feelings slowly, then slowly kiss, touch, and then be shy and infinitely let women play with them...... Wow! What the hell, in short, Zhang Hao can't stand it at all.
Because of understanding, Zhang Hao casually said that don't care about other people's private affairs, just teach her how to prevent being deceived.
Time flies, and soon it was time for school to end, Zhang Hao and Lin Yilong left together, and then they were blocked again.
It was no one else who blocked him, it was Lin Zhongzhong who stopped him yesterday, and there was another man by his side, Zhang Hao immediately looked around as soon as he saw him, he suspected that this person was with Wei Nan yesterday.
But now that I think about it carefully, I feel that it is impossible, Wei Nan has so many little sisters who want to catch themselves, there is no need to be so troublesome.
"Lin Zhongzhong?"
Lin Yilong was a little surprised to see him, of course he knew this person with the same surname as him, he was an Internet celebrity named Moyin Software, and he was also good-looking, and he was also very male, although he was not as good as Zhang Hao, but he was super famous in school, and was considered by the girls to be a man second only to Zhang Hao in appearance.
"You know him?"
Zhang Hao, who was impatient and wanted to get rid of him, was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked.
"Nonsense! Who doesn't know us in Hongxiang!" Without waiting for Lin Yilong to answer, the man next to Lin Zhongzhong, Wu Jiashu said proudly.
However, Zhang Hao, whose memory is a little confused, really doesn't know him, and he can't remember who he is.
"He is the Lin Zhongzhong who became popular in the magic sound by learning a dog bark." Lin Yilong didn't understand why Zhang Hao didn't look like he knew him, obviously he had only discussed him not long ago, and they had also studied that there were many people with strange brains who played magic sounds at that time.
"Ahem......"
Zhang Hao coughed violently a few times when he heard this, looked at Lin Zhongzhong with a sluggish expression, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter, can you become an Internet celebrity if you learn to bark?
"What? You seem to think it's weird. Lin Zhongzhong asked unhappily when he saw Zhang Hao's appearance.
"Loyal to him, this is jealousy......"
Wu Jiashu was also very uncomfortable, and immediately said, but was interrupted by Lin Yilong in the middle of his words.
Lin Yilong was very unhappy when he heard his friend's sarcastic tone, and he actually said that he was jealous, and couldn't help but say: "Ghosts are jealous, Brother Hao can go viral on the Internet with just one photo, and we don't want to be Internet celebrities yet!" ”
"Haha! Still don't want to? Do you think that now Internet celebrities can be if they want to? He grabbed a lot of money on the Internet like this, only has an Internet celebrity face, and without any talent, he has to die of laughter if he can have hundreds of fans! Wu Jiashu laughed out loud when he heard this, as if he had heard some joke, who doesn't want to be an Internet celebrity these days, he can easily earn tens of thousands of dollars a month, and he can really blow it.
"Wow! You're here to fight, aren't you? ”
Lin Yilong was suddenly furious, he didn't expect this person to become more and more excessive, and he actually began to say that Zhang Hao only has an Internet celebrity face and no talent! He said angrily: "You nvdu Kentucky brother, look how many people are infatuated with Brother Hao!" Isn't it just an Internet celebrity, do you think it's amazing? I didn't watch his video very well! ”
Zhang Hao didn't expect Lin Yilong to suddenly quarrel with the other party before he said a few words, but he didn't think that Lin Yilong was at fault, and the other party blocked him inexplicably, and said very unpleasant things, of course, he couldn't bear it.
Zhang Hao was said that the Internet celebrity face was almost not laughed at, and if he didn't understand anything, he said that he had no talent, just forget it, his Internet celebrity face? Zhang Hao didn't know why he wanted to scold when he heard this, so he scolded Wu Jiashu directly, "Fuck your mother...... No, your dad! ”
Originally, Zhang Hao scolded CNM, but suddenly realized that no one scolded like this now, everyone is CNB, but after scolding out, he was stunned for a moment, and he always felt that something was wrong, and his face immediately froze after thinking about it......
Lin Zhongzhong and Wu Jiashu didn't expect Zhang Hao to scold people directly, they originally wanted to persuade Lin Zhongzhong, who was going to talk about Zhao Ying with Zhang Hao again, was not happy, of course his friend was not happy to be scolded, he couldn't help but say: "As a boy, scolding people as soon as he opens his mouth is really not quality at all, everyone has been deceived by your appearance." ”
"You're the ones who don't have the quality, right? Let's go home well, you stop us and we have nothing to do! Lin Yilong was speechless, saying that Brother Hao was really unlucky today, he was cheated by the squad leader in the morning, and now he encountered this kind of thing when he went home.
"Okay, okay, you have the quality of a person who can learn to bark, don't stop me again, or I'll blow up your dog's head."
Zhang Hao didn't want to scold these people like shrews, so he said to Lin Yilong Let's go, we are leaving.
"Look at this quality! It's like beating people, everyone seems to have been deceived by you, this is your true face! Also the first beautiful male school bully, I'm phew! ”
Wu Jiashu snorted, blocked in front of Zhang Hao again, and said, "We haven't finished talking yet, what are we going to do, will we have nothing to do?" Think about it with your brain, how precious is his time for hundreds of thousands of loyal fans? Nothing will waste time coming to you for trouble? ”