Chapter 6 I want to be a real man, even if it's only for five seconds
Since Zhou Yun and his family came, Grandpa Tong's life has become more and more difficult day by day.
I have to get up early in the morning every day to spar. Well, to say that the sparring partners are all lifting him, to put it simply, five seconds of sparring, and two hours of sandbag.
It's really a real man in five seconds, isn't it?
Since seeing the strong strength of Miss Qi Qi, Xie Jing has become more and more addicted to training, and catching Grandpa Tong every day is a drill, and it is also called beautifully, in order to lay a good foundation for Grandpa Tong, so that Grandpa Tong can come from behind.
Is there such a foundation?
Grandpa Tong, looking at his own appearance in the mirror, left sad tears.
Of course, if he killed him, he wouldn't admit it, every time he was in those five seconds, he was thinking about how to take advantage of others.
Well, can your daughter-in-law take advantage, isn't that just the occasional intimacy of the little couple!
So, in the past few days, Grandpa Tong has put all the positions that he can think of and what he can't remember; I have experienced both the postures I have seen and the postures I have never seen.
Don't think about it.
Flip backwards for two and a half weeks and turn your body for a week and a half, lift off in situ before landing, and then turn forward for four and a half bends, and finally end a round of action with your head grabbing the ground, no splash!
Who has ever seen a red splash, right?
Anyway, in just over a week, Grandpa Tong has experienced almost all the slightly more difficult diving movements, and has freely combined countless almost impossible movements. It's a pity that there is no diving in the current era, otherwise, it should be okay to win a world-class medal with Grandpa Tong's current skills.
Fortunately, the plug-in clone blatantly sends all kinds of herbs every day, so although Grandpa Tong looks miserable every day during the day, but at night it is alive again, although the next day is still only five seconds.
It's time to get stronger!
Grandpa Tong let out a cry in his heart.
I don't want to win the daughter-in-law, and I don't say that I have to stick to five hours or anything, but these five seconds must at least be true!
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With full of anticipation, Grandpa Tong flew rapidly along the coastline against the sea.
Because yesterday he felt a lot of movement on the beach, and he should be a great big guy.
The icy sea water hit the face, with a slight fishy smell and some smell of volcanic ash.
You shouldn't be wrong.
That is, the biggest goal of this trip - the Molten Mountain Dragon!
The largest monster in the history of Monster Hunter games, a living volcano that can move!
After flying for half an hour, the originally cold sea water gradually became a little warm, and the pungent smell of sulfur became heavier and heavier.
Finally, a volcano with a scorched black glowing dark red luster appeared in front of Grandpa Tong.
Seeing Grandpa Tong's arrival, the "volcano" probably knew that it couldn't run away, so it stopped on the spot, and at the same time raised its head to look at the small black dots the size of mosquitoes flying in the sky.
"Are you here to hunt me?"
A dull voice sounded in Grandpa Tong's heart, startling him.
Over the past few days, he has hunted and killed a lot of large monsters, but he has not found that there is a possibility of communication between the two sides, otherwise they must kneel down and call Dad.
Today I finally met a "friend" who can "speak", and Grandpa Tong was a little excited.
Maybe it's because everyone is the same kind - the ancient dragon species, the tip of the world's ecological niche pyramid, the nobility of the bloodline, and at the same time taxes IQ?
Since it is an existence that can communicate, Grandpa Tong has also put out the idea of predation, after all, his real identity is a person, for a command creature who can communicate with "language", naturally in his heart it must be different from the kind of creature that just looks at the spirituality is relatively high, but can not really communicate. The former you can even see him as an equal "person", while the latter is at best a somewhat cute food.
"I'm not very interested in eating stones." Grandpa Tong landed on the back of the molten mountain dragon, and the spiritual exchange was so simple for the strong to be self-taught.
"I feel your peace. Hello, great predator. The molten mountain dragon slowly bent down, making himself more comfortable.
As a huge creature that stood at more than 200 meters and was covered with volcanic rock, the pressure of standing on two feet was too great. It's just that I had to stand up when I was running for my life before, but now that the crisis has passed, I naturally have to find a more comfortable position, after all, with its body, I can't even do it if I don't want to salted fish.
"Do you know anything about the sea?" Grandpa Tong asked the question that bothered him the most recently.
As an energetic, physical strength is almost unlimited. An ancient dragon who can cross the sea in the flesh. Grandpa Tong also tried to fly overseas, and wanted to see if there was another continent on the other side of the sea as said in the game.
However, after trying several times, he found that he would return to his original place if he flew, as if some force interfered with his direction, which can be said to be a bit similar to the legendary "ghost hitting the wall".
As for the Molten Mountain Dragon, in the game, he crossed the sea from other continents to the New World, and Grandpa Tong thought that he might know something.
"I don't know, I just woke up from a deep sleep. I felt like I had slept for a long, long time, so long that I had forgotten a lot of things. My blood tells me that I came from far, far away, but I don't remember the way back. The molten mountain dragon shook its head, stirring up a huge wave, and the confusion in his tone could not be concealed.
"Waking up from a deep sleep? When did you wake up? Grandpa Tong felt a flash of lightning pass through his mind.
"About forty times when it's dark and then dawn."
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"And have you ever seen any other ancient dragons?"
"Yes, just last morning, two Yang Yan Dragons, one red and one blue, found me together."
Yan Wang Long and Yan Fei Long, I haven't seen any trace of them for so many days, it turns out that they went to the beach to play in the water together.
"What are they looking for you?"
"They brought an egg and wanted me to hatch it for them. I didn't agree, so I got into a fight. ”
"And then?"
"They didn't use all their strength to beat me, of course, even if I let go, I wasn't afraid of them, and in the end they left."
Nonsense, holding a north nose in his arms, which parent must not be careful.
"Where did they go?" Grandpa Tong was a little disappointed, if the molten mountain dragon really agreed to help them hatch the eggs, maybe he would have bought an ancient dragon egg today, but it was a pity.
"When they left, I listened to what they said, as if they were looking for a place with more intense flame energy, which seemed to be called the place of gathering demons."
The land of gathering demons, one of the places that Grandpa Tong has not been to since he was reborn. It was a chaotic place where the energy was rampant, the environment was disordered, and all kinds of monsters were manic. Of course, it's mainly because it's lazy, and that place is like your own back garden, you can go whenever you want, but now it seems that you have to go.
"I'll go look for them and see you later." Seeing that Grandpa Tong had nothing to dig up, he was determined to leave, and he didn't plan to eat it anyway, and he was drooling wildly when he looked at it, it was too torturous, besides, this huge ancient dragon with a simple brain like a child really didn't know what to talk about. But if the portal is built well in the future, Grandpa Tong will definitely not mind abducting it to work for himself, which can be used to generate electricity and develop natural hot springs, which is not too useful.
"Are you just leaving, won't you talk to me a little more?" A huge active volcano more than 200 meters high suddenly behaved like a child, which made Grandpa Tong goosebumps.
"My home is in the land of dragon crystallization, do you want to go over too, the leyline energy there is very sufficient, if you want to go over, you can go there and wait for me, I'll go back to do some business, okay?" Thinking of the game, the molten mountain dragon just felt that the limit was approaching, so he crossed the sea to the new world. I wanted to go to the leyline corridor to find a glimmer of life, but I was driven back to the sea by the human forces led by the player to die. I don't know if this molten dragon is the one in the game, but it doesn't look like it, after all, I didn't feel much twilight. Looking at it again, it obviously looks like it has been lonely for a long time, and Grandpa Tong thinks it's better to take him with him.
Well, he won't admit that it's boring to be alone at home.
"I know there! Can I really go there? "The Molten Mountain Dragon was as happy as a big baby of tens of millions of tons.
"You go over first, we'll see you at home." Grandpa Tong rose to the sky, but when he thought that he didn't seem to know what the name of the newly accepted little brother was, he fell down again, "You will call me eldest brother in the future, do you have your own name?" ”
"Yes, my name is Sora, Sora Magdalus, and you can call me Soma from now on." Grandpa Tong, who was smooth by the eldest brother's words, was startled.
"Sure enough, it's still the chosen one!" Grandpa Tong's heart is full of joy.
"Okay, see you at home, Sora!" After speaking, he rose into the air and disappeared into the sea of clouds in an instant.
"Yan Meow (Yan Wang Long), Nana (Yan Fei Long), I'm here, I'm here to help you raise your son!" Grandpa Tong crooked in his heart.
A good life is about to harden!
The sparkling liquid streaked a rainbow in the sky.
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