Thank you to the readers and students who have always supported this book, thank you to the starting point, and thank you to the lovely editor in charge of Madoka. That's right, the book is finally on the shelves. The official release time is tomorrow at noon, so the next chapter will be updated tomorrow afternoon.

I heard that the testimonials on the shelves are mainly used to sell miserable ...... It's a pity that this book is a comedy, and it's not suitable to sell too badly, so let's refrain from it and say a little bit about it.

Before I came to the starting point, my pen name was 'Kita-kyu', which is why some regular readers would call me 'Kitahime' or 'Nito'. Of course, my gender is male, and shouting 'Beiji' is just a bad taste for everyone to see women's clothes.

I wrote a book on another unknown small website that was the number one subscription on the whole site. It's a pity that the rule of that small website is to open a subscription after the completion of the book, so even if it is the first in the whole site, the subscription income is a negligible fraction. And later, for some reason, the entire book was blocked, and half of the IP adaptation was also lost.

After a few years of writing a book, I have experienced a lot of similar setbacks, such as being played by another website that claims to come up with a "big move" or something like that, there are too many. If there's one thing I've learned from this, it's to never have unrealistic expectations for the future. There's no harm in setting expectations lower, and it's also better for mental health.

In short, before coming to the starting point, most of the manuscript fees I got were buyout manuscript fees, ranging from 30 to 80 per thousand words. So I didn't dare to start before, because it depends on the genuine subscription of readers...... Just thinking about it makes me feel uneasy.

Is it really well written? Can it make people willing to pay for it?

This "Everyone is going to kill me", at the beginning of the book, I didn't have any expectations, and I didn't even send the editor's mailbox first like the previous street book, but sent the book directly. At the beginning of the book, I was even prepared that I couldn't sign the contract and I couldn't get a penny. Later, I was able to sign a contract and recommend it, and I must thank the starting point platform and the favor of the editor Xiaoyuan.

"Get rid of all the superfluous distractions before you can create something more interesting." - That's what I thought at first, perhaps, a little self-defeating?

Now it seems that although this novel has only just begun, and even the form of the Shura field has not been fully developed, I personally think that it can barely be regarded as interesting. Of course, it has many flaws, but with the creation mode and update requirements of online articles, it is very unrealistic to be perfect, and the author can only guarantee to do his best.

And then to explain a little, the book is positioned as a light comedy.

If we draw a target and define the ten rings of the bullseye as reality, then almost all fictional works will deviate to varying degrees, but in different directions.

For example, if you open a door, the character in the horror movie will hit the ghost as soon as the door opens, the protagonist in the kung fu movie will kick the door open and fight with the enemy, and the comedy character may be tripped as soon as the door is opened, and the belt of his pants falls off when he gets up, but as a macho man, he finally reveals the triangular blue and white striped pants inside.

In short, the logic of the characters' words and deeds is different for different types of works, and the same is true for online articles. The protagonist of Mo bullying the poor boy and the protagonist of the sand sculpture funny essay are not the same way at all, and they are also deviated from reality, but in different directions.

And even if it is the same comedy, the same funny work, the degree of deviation is not the same.

For example, "Friends" and "Family with Children", it may be located in the location of the eighth to ninth rings, and the words and deeds of the characters in it will not deviate too much from reality, that is, you can also meet similar real people and similar events in reality. And "Cat and Mouse", it ran to the second to third rings, and the audience will see that Jerry can't die no matter what, and Tom splits the tree with his crotch. In reality, these are clearly unreasonable, but interesting.

Comedy, fun is the most important thing.

My original intention was to write an everyday comedy that is located in the sixth to seventh rings, which is where many light novels are located. Because it will be difficult to control if it deviates too much from reality, and it lacks a sense of substitution; It's too close to reality, it's too tiring to write, and the jokes are easy to turn into squibs. But after I started writing, my previous creative habits kept pulling me, and the foothold of my work may sometimes involuntarily close to the bull's-eye, and sometimes it will deviate a little under my intentional correction......

But in the end, in my opinion, as long as it can achieve self-consistency within a certain range, the structure of the work can be regarded as standing.

There will also be no séance in this book. In other words, the so-called Space-Time Authority, the nature of the hamster (administrator), these foreshadowings will be fully explained before the ending. Of course, before that, Wang Heng's "miserable" life is the main line of this book, and I hope everyone can have a good time, which is enough.

Speaking of which, I'll also talk about the rules of this book. Because I'm not a full-time writer, and because there's no brainless way to write this book, the writing speed is definitely not too fast.

But the explosion on the shelves is definitely going to be there, five chapters.

Then, the book is now a collection of more than 40,000 people, and if one of the dozen people subscribes, that is, 3,000 people will subscribe evenly. If it reaches 3,000, it will be added, and every 500 will be added, and if you are rewarded, you will add one more for each additional head or grandmaster, and the alliance leader will add two more.

This rule is valid for a long time, and if you can't do it in a short period of time, you will add it to the weekends or holidays in the future.

Originally, I actually wanted to set the rules of adding changes a little lower, but think about the company's tasks, huh...... It's better to be a little cautious, lest you pay off the debt, and finally pay off the debt like back then, which would be terrible.

Anyway, that's it.,Readers who hope to see this and can continue to see it in the future.,Subscribe to the genuine version as much as possible.,Please.。

By the way, there's one more thing.

The author's old group is this [181 013 959], there is no condition to join the group, and the title of the book is OK if you answer it correctly.

The VIP readership is [946 761 615], and after joining the group, you need to show a screenshot of the fan value to prove that you are a genuine reader.

Genuine readers will have some unique benefits, such as the fact that they can't be published at the starting point, and ...... In other words, when the book was first opened, I had an agreement with old readers that I would take women's photos when the book was refined, and now on the eve of the shelves, the author's mood is becoming more and more complicated.

Well, let's set up a flag, as long as the first order breaks three thousand, the lotus maid outfits one of the two, and the author places an order on the spot.

Either the low score is low and the temperance is retained, or the festival is lost for the grade, which is probably ...... Hedging investments?

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