Chapter Eighty-Six: Stomping Your Feet (Part I)
Chapter Eighty-Six: Stomping Your Feet (Part I)
Gao Shou's plan for the battle for the number of people was finally defeated, and at this time, he realized once again that he was just an insignificant ordinary person, not the kind of strong protagonist who was loved by thousands of people, and could blow a gust of wind with a stomp of his feet, and make the little skirt of the drifting eyebrows flutter in the wind.
Although among ordinary people, especially among the rivers and lakes, he has become more powerful than ever, and he is still far, far away from the omnipotent immortal level......
In fact, the difference between the final selected plan and Gao Shou is not big.,It's also a single one-player mode like a level nature.,It's just that people's plans are more extensible than Gao Shou.,More reasonable.。
Tianji God Tower,It's the main part of the player's design plan.,It's to erect a building called Tianji God Tower in all urban villages and towns.,After the player enters,Obtain specific game points by challenging the various mechanism monsters in the tower.,And with the continuous clearance, you can also enter a higher floor.,Challenge higher difficulty.。
Then, according to the score of each player, the player with the highest score will get the lifetime right to enjoy that font size.
After the New Year, the battle for the name that should have been launched smoothly and locally had a big twist and turn, that is, the naming rights of the battle.
The player who designed the plan of the Heavenly Machine God Tower was unwilling to sell the naming rights, even if the naming rights had been hyped to a sky-high price of more than 30 taels of gold, he still gritted his teeth and refused to sell the naming rights.
Many online advertising companies are not in a hurry, but the first to be anxious is the game company that is the organizer of this trip.
For no other reason, this player's name is too vulgar, and it would be a big stain on the history of the game to really put such a prefix on the battle for the crown.
Yan 30,000 name battle, how does the name of this event sound awkward, I don't know the truth I am afraid that I still think that there is such a vigorous battle, just for this Yan 30,000 brand name......
In any case, this player named Yan San0,000 can be regarded as famous, not to mention that money is like dung, but he can still hold his position under the public opinion offensive that has gone forward and followed, and he is stunned and refuses to give up the naming rights that have attracted much attention, which makes people wonder if this person is a big man with a net worth?
Since so many players want to know the true identity of this person, the pervasive online media naturally used all their resources, not only to find out this person's experience in the game clearly, but even to reveal his identity in reality.
For a while, the players in the rivers and lakes were in an uproar, and this Yan 30,000 turned out to be just a pork seller. And corresponding to the name of the game character, the name of this guy in the real world is actually Yan 30,000, and it is said that from birth to the present, the number of domestic pigs slaughtered is as high as 30,000, which can be called the invincible existence of the domestic pig nemesis.
A good 10,000 pigs, a good Yan 30,000, a rich pig killer...... Killing a pig even if it is only ten yuan of hard work must have a net worth of 300,000 yuan, no wonder people don't take the naming right of tens of thousands of yuan in their eyes, but they also came out of the sea of blood in the knife mountain, how can they weaken the name of the pig killer for the sake of money?
It's really a big world, and there are no surprises!
Since then, the pig killer, who was unknown in the game before, has become a new generation of idols in the rivers and lakes, directly catching up with the king of killers who sold the account, and the idol ranking is second only to the first sword in the world.
Who is more powerful, ten thousand pigs and thirty thousand swallows or the world's first sword? There is no suspense in this, let alone the number one sword in the world, any person who is on the list of masters may be able to turn the nameless Yan Sanwan to the ground, and what people are worshiped is personality, not martial arts!
The rich cannot be lewd, the poor and the lowly cannot be moved, and the mighty cannot be bent. In this era of fluctuating people's hearts, such characters are too rare and rare, and in comparison, those so-called masters who rely on martial arts to become famous in the game are much inferior.
Without any suspense, before the battle for the name began, there were two fierce men who determined the uniqueness of their names, one of which was naturally the world's first sword that had long been on the altar, and the other was 30,000 pigs and swallows.
In any case, after experiencing such an episode of naming rights as Ten Thousand Pigs, the battle for the font number is still coming as scheduled, and this rare thing equivalent to the player's second character name is bound to set off a new round of game frenzy.
30,000 Word Battle! After the communication was fruitless, the game company forcibly removed the surname before 30,000, and got a happy result.
It doesn't sound so unusual now......
For Gao Shou, who comes with a French number for free, the trade name has nothing to do with him at all, and if it wasn't for the value of the naming right, he wouldn't have paid attention to this matter!
Regardless of the rain and wind outside the window, I will bury my head in practice, and I will have the day when I will re-emerge from the rivers and lakes and use martial arts!
However, his wishful thinking still fell through in the end......
The sneak attack from behind gave him a headache, but he had to quit the game immediately, and turned back angrily: "Sister Ribs, can you not always poke me in the back without saying hello, it doesn't have much impact to be locked up in the practice room now, in case you come to me in a life-and-death duel, it is estimated that I will be killed by you by then!" ”
"I only poked it, you don't need to quit the game if you're busy!" Xie Jun's face was full of innocence.
"I've served you, what's the matter, it's not dark yet, I can't find the feeling of kissing you now." Gao Shou pretended to be very pure.
Since the skewering incident of pork ribs and shredded meat on the night of the Spring Festival, the two have become obsessed with the feeling of kissing, and they are so happy that they almost waste their practice time......
After learning from the pain, Gao Shou, who vowed to quit bad habits, did not brush his teeth for three days and three nights, but he still lowered his proud head when the box of chewing gum handed over by his sister with ribs......
However, the treatment of sleeping with fragrant feet on the pillow has not been effectively improved, sadly! Miserable!
"Come and help me break through the Heavenly Machine Divine Tower, why can't I even get past the first floor? There are prizes for breaking through! Sister Ribs raised the gum in her hand.
Not to mention the Heavenly Machine God Tower, even if it is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, Gao Shou will not frown, isn't he just a gunman, as a semi-professional player, he still does less?
Coming to the old machine that was occupied by Sister Ribs, and waiting for her to lose the account password for a long time, Gao Shou sat on the chair with a golden knife and controlled the weak game character of Sister Ribs.
The person is still in the Tianji Tower, so he doesn't have to go out, otherwise let Gao Shou control Xie Jun's game character outside the tower to enjoy the wolf-like eyes of many male players, I'm afraid his mood will not be much better.
The current Gao Shou can barely be regarded as a shemale player, even if he is a gunman......
Without further ado, let's get down to business. The first time he entered the Heavenly Machine Divine Tower, he found that the mechanism on the first floor of the Divine Tower was so simple.
Ten heavy planks stand side by side, and on the wall next to it are written the simple rules of the level: if you can break six planks in one hit, you will be able to pass the level, and ten will be a perfect score.
This is inevitably too simple, Takamori set a simple shortcut, and after all the internal forces are transferred to his right hand, he strikes out with a standard punch.
After a small clattering sound, the planks shattered, but unfortunately only four pieces were broken.
Isn't it, it's a genius today...... Suddenly, Gao Shou suddenly realized that this was not his account, and hurriedly opened the control panel of his personal attributes to check, only to be stunned to find that the internal strength level of his sister was only at the stage of breaking through to the fourth layer......
In this era when some players have been promoted to the seventh layer and have cultivated the true qi of body protection, what kind of level the internal strength of the fourth layer is, it is completely impossible for antique-level players like Gao Shou to calculate.
It's too weak, it's too weak, what's the use of barely passing the first level, even if it's a bad name competitor, it is estimated that it has to be the level of the fifth layer!
Under the absolute strength gap, no matter how high-end the operation level, it is difficult to make up for the gap, and antique players are not omnipotent, right?
However, thinking of the moment after chewing gum**, Gao Shou immediately gritted his teeth and decided to give full play to the true strength of antique players to take this almost crippled account to a higher level.
"Boom!"
This time, there were still only four broken planks......
System prompt: If you fail to pass the level, do you want to pass the level again?
After failing to break through the second time, Gao Shou's confidence was not so sufficient, although this was not his last killer weapon, but it was far from the expected level!
Okay, that's the end of the work in my hands, I hope that the pair of ** of the rib sister will not disappoint herself......
"Boom!"
This time, the number of broken planks was five.
Naturally, it is five pieces, and for any player, the strength on the legs is far above the hands, but it is a pity that the limitations of the fourth layer of internal force cannot make Gao Shou reach the passing line.
That's a difference! What should I do?
Shouldn't the angle of the leg be a little more inclined so that it can exert more strength? Hmm, I wonder if I can see the spring light between my legs if I get a little higher......
As soon as the bad heart started, before the pair of ** showed the scenery under the skirt, Gao Shou felt that his head suddenly sank, and after being rewarded by the rib sister with a snap of the boss's fingers, he suddenly realized that there was such a tigress monitoring beside him, where is there still the mind of voyeurism!
If you have it, let's continue to rush through the level honestly......
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
“……”
Finally, after persevering and going through dozens of attempts, Gao Shou finally broke through to the extremely slim opportunity to play at a super level, kicked and smashed six planks at once, and barely passed the level.
Gao Shou, who chewed the gum for a long time, immediately spit out the gum casually regardless of environmental protection, turned around and hugged the rib sister and gnawed it, let you force me to be a shemale, let you force me to play garbage number, I will suck you to death, I will suffocate you......