Chapter 34: What is a routine?
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Before the next day, Cross saw a convoy full of goods heading towards his dungeon!
The leader is a beast!
"Haha... Ga? "Cross is still scrolling through the official forum, I didn't expect the beast to come so quickly, it's only been less than 6 hours to come?
"Climbing cheats... I haven't started writing yet! Close immediately returned to the dungeon from the forum, quickly pulled out the leaves he usually used to sleep, and then called an Atlas Goblin to come over and use the Atlas Goblin's green blood to write.
There are not many words, and when the beast is about to come to him, it can be written.
"Cross, what are you writing about?" The beast was frightened and saw Cross lying on the ground writing something.
"It's nothing..."Cross shook his head flatly, "Just so that you can see the mountain climbing cheats, I deliberately used goblin blood to make it manifest!" ā
āļ¼ā A question mark couldn't help but pop up in the beast's brain, he didn't understand what Cross said....
"Ahem..."Cross coughed lightly and pulled the beast aside: "What kind of treasure do you think about this kind of cheats that can instantly reverse status?" It is precisely because it is not an ordinary treasure that normal people... Normal beasts can't see it, and I discovered this secret by chance..."
"I... Iā" Tears welled up in the corners of the beast's eyes, he hadn't seen anyone treat him so well since he became the leader of this orc.
"I... Whining... Lord Cross... I'm 'Sheyima'! ā
The beast couldn't help but shed his eyes in the end, and he didn't want his subordinates to see him, so he couldn't help but throw himself into Cross's arms and cry softly: "I'm really... It's 'Tai Xie Nyima'! ā
Cross felt snot and tears baptizing his body, and the stench of the beast's body made him want to vomit for a while.
Not to mention the constant echoing dungeon-specific thank you words in his ears, which made the green tendons on his head jump non-stop, if it weren't for the beast Shocking Mansion being stronger than him, he would have to increase cooperation in the future, he must kill it now!
Kill it...
Kill it...
Both of them were trying their best to 'restrain themselves', but they didn't notice that the orcs escorting the goods were watching this scene in amazement:
"Boss... Having an affair... And it's a man..."
"If only the boss's 'pretty' wife knew..."
"What about our work and rations..."
"Gollum..."
The orcs thought of the days when hunger filled their minds and they had to nibble on everything twice, and they all swallowed their saliva, and immediately covered the mouths of the other orcs with their mouths zipped.
As the orcs warn their teammates with glances and gestures, a green-skinned paw cares for their armor left and right.
"Huh? Touching this orc didn't drop any money! ā
"Hurry up, everyone, let's see if this can be taken down!"
The excitement immediately attracted the attention of the orcs, who saw a goblin with a half-finished bow and arrow on his back and two green dots on his head, waving to a group of goblins with green dots on his head.
At first, when the orcs saw that the goblins were not afraid of them, and even kept pulling on them, they smiled and said that it didn't matter, they wanted to see what moths these goblins could make.
Of course, the reason why they tolerate it like this is because the orcs found out that this may be their own boss... The territory of the male junior.
But as one of the standing orcs suddenly fell to the ground, the orcs suddenly became nervous, and the range of talking and laughing just now disappeared in an instant:
"Hey, hey?! What do you want to do?! ā
"What do you do? Why did Zhang San fall to the ground and not move?! ā
"Everyone, be careful, don't let these goblins get close!"
The shouts and riots of the half-orcs brought back to reality the beasts that were still in pain and no one loved them: "What happened?!" ā
"Hehe... Who knows..."Cross stared at the sky with a blank gaze, and his face was so ravaged that he couldn't love it: "Hehe... The "Mountain Climbing Cheats" you want is here..."
"That's right... Did I bring the clothes I wanted? Cross slowly stood up, feeling a little sticky in his body, he was already feeling extremely uncomfortable.
"Bring it, bring everything..."The beast was a little puzzled by why Cross had such an expression.
"Just take it..."Cross shook his body and walked towards the convoy, and called Betty, who had just woken up, to divide the things together.
As for the players who are frantically picking off the clothes of the orcs, Cross selectively ignores them, he wants to take a shower at the moment, that's all.
And the orcs who wanted to start slaughtering players couldn't help but feel weak when they saw Cross's lost soul.
The slaughtering heart turned into shame, it was they who dragged down Lord Beast Shock, and it was they who made Lord Beast Shocking Mansion unable to fly with his 'lover'!
"Lord Beast Horror..."The half-orcs collectively ignored it, and were picking off their clothes and goblins, all of them looked at it, and at this time there was a terrifying beast horror on their faces:
"Lord Beast Horror! What happened to you? ā
"What happened?"
"No... It's okay..."The beast hurriedly put away the green leaves, and in the place where everyone couldn't notice, his face was constantly changing, obviously after reading the 'Mountain Climbing Cheats', his heart was agitated at this time, and a trace of murderous aura was stirred up around him from time to time, targeting Cross!
"Hehe..."Cross passed by the side of the beast with the bath bucket in his arms, and smiled inexplicably: "From the time you took the initiative against Goblin City, you and I were grasshoppers on a rope!" ā
"You... Shape up or ship out... In the future, we will have to include a lot~" Cross slapped the beast's shoulder hard, and his words were full of deep meaning.
"Whew... Phew..."The beast's eyes widened and he began to gasp incessantly, and his sesame-sized brain also felt that he had boarded Cross's thief ship, and there was no turning back!
If he killed Cross at this time, how would he explain the previous incident to his goblin father-in-law when he returned?
Cross saw that the murderous aura on the beast's body had completely dissipated, so he smiled slightly.
Routine?
What is Taolu?
When you think you've seen through the other person and have the other person's handle, you've already entered the routine.
When you start to follow what the other person says and start to think that you are fine, the routine has already firmly trapped you!
As for why Cross plays routines, it is natural that he practiced it with the young lady of the local tyrant, when you set me and I set you.
Cross placed the tub in front of Elizabeth, and Elizabeth began to pour hot water, and when he turned around, he found the beast still standing motionless:
"Let's go back quickly...;
It's late, your goblin father-in-law might suspect something..."
"Well... Okay..."The beast shook his hands at his side weakly, turned around and led a group of half-orcs who lacked armor, and walked weakly towards the city of lords.
The orcs saw that their leader seemed to have been hit by something, and the whole person looked depressed, and they didn't dare to ask anything, as for the equipment that was taken away by the goblin, after they went back, they went to the blacksmith shop to get it again, and the half-orcs who were attacked by the goblins to the point of coma, they chose to drag it back silently.
"Ah~ It's so comfortable..."Cross took off his clothes and entered the bathtub, feeling the hot water in the tub, he felt alive again, since he came to the dungeon, he didn't eat well, slept well, and had no clothes to change on, and he had been wearing that casual suit.
Betty looked at Cross, whose eyes were half-open and half-closed, and said a little shyly: "Master, do you want the slave family to come in and help you rub your back?" ā
"No, let me lie alone for a while... It's fine...."Cross was so comfortable that he shook his head a little weakly, feeling more and more eyes outside the bathtub, he opened his eyes with some effort, and when he saw clearly that it was the head of the female goblin from another world, his eyes instantly widened:
"What are you doing here?"
The female player, led by Cang Lao Shi, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth with some embarrassment:
"People can't help but come over when they see that your whole body is full of explosive muscles, but I'm embarrassed to come by myself, so I called all the sisters who can be called to watch."
"Little brother, you are so handsome, if you are not an NPC, but a real person, I may have a thousand miles of rolling sheets with you."
"Hmm~ I really want to touch his angular cheeks."
The female players controlled the 'game character', with an inexplicable smile on their faces, and began to stretch out their claws to Cross, and just as they were about to touch Cross, they showed that they had dropped in front of their eyes.
It was the first time that Cross had encountered such a terrible thing, and if he was touched by a group of ugly female goblins, he might not be able to hold back the anger and murderous intent in his heart.
But fortunately, at the critical moment, Elizabeth interrupted their control.
By the wayside, Cross is a VIP member of the Appearance Association, and for him, if a young lady looks average, he will think about whether the young lady's heart is beautiful.
If a young lady is very good-looking, he will consider whether the young lady is rich or not.
If the young lady is so ugly that she can't be uglier anymore, such as looking like a female goblin, then he will give up thinking.
Fortunately, none of the human women were ugly enough to make him give up thinking.
But if you continue to wash like this, it will not be good to be watched by people again, and Cross beckoned to Betty: "Betty's clothes, bring them." ā
"Mmmmmmmm
This is a common dungeon lord attire, with a coat much like a modern long trench coat, with a brown lining and tight black pants.
These things were worn on Cross's body, which suddenly made Cross feel a little less modern and a little more medieval aristocratic feeling.
Between words and deeds, there is also a little more calm and solemn.
Cross looked at Betty, whose eyes gradually showed a love peach, and clicked on the virtual panel to check the time, which was the only way he could know the time at present:
"There's still half an hour... It's a new day..."