Tong Xiao was a little helpless. He just knocked over a glass of fat house happy water to that cheap second-hand keyboard, and originally thought that dying would be the end of a key ruined machine. As a result, he didn't know if the second-hand keyboard and the classic machine were broken, anyway, he was brought by a dog.

Of course, a dog leash is not a bad thing, and it may also be the beginning of take-off. No, he just caught up with the hitchhiker that crossed the crossing. Especially this crossing comes with a golden finger, not to mention, it also comes with a heroic beauty as a daughter-in-law - the kind raised by a child daughter-in-law.

For a dead fat house who has been single for more than 20 years, has only trained a pair of unicorn arms, and feels that the sow has clear eyebrows, there is suddenly an extra ninety plus, there is an emotional foundation, and it can even be said that the lady who is dead to herself, if he had known earlier that there were such benefits, he dared to commit suicide by swallowing dung every minute.

Eh, hey, more than a thousand years ago, did Adou miss Shuzhong in Chang'an, he didn't know with a smile, anyway, in addition to Meizizi in his heart now, even the slightest idea of returning to the earth to be a happy fat house has been thrown away by him.

Of course, now he can only crook in his heart except lying down and playing silly, and applauding for love.

There were more than 30 injuries all over his body, his legs and hands were crushed and fractured, and his ribs were almost all broken.

"Thank you for your kindness, brother all the way. Don't have any regrets, believe that I can help you deal with everything, and leave your lady to me with a hundred hearts. ”

"Bah, it's my mother. I will take care of the lady, and besides, the two of us also have the same name and surname, and I will give you 10,000 percent of the things that will be done for the Tong family in the future. Sanqing is on top, Amitabha, brothers go all the way. ”

Lying on the bed, the old dove who was tied up as a mummy, still thought unscrupulously after taking someone else's nest.

After sucking in the fragrant air left by his girlfriend after two mouthfuls of food, the wound was refreshed for a while, and his mind slowly sank.

As a traverser, lady, ah, goldfinger is of course standard.

As the spirit slowly gathered from YY, a white door slowly appeared in the mind.

This is the standard golden finger of the traverser, a world and the existence at the top of the food chain of this world - the location of the game "Monster Hunter World" and the monsters in the game, destroy the dragon clone!

Slayer the Dragon, the cover monster of Monster Hunter World, the ancient dragon species, the apex predator. Although it was once the test object of the bigwigs, the output detector and the crusade time were measured in seconds, and they were jokingly called baa baa by players, and baa girl books emerged in endlessly. It's a shame to be on the cover.

However, in Tong Xiao's view, he who became the Dragon of Extermination is definitely the big guy among the big guys, and the ancient dragon among the ancient dragons. Although there is no way to change the environment through natural energy like other ancient dragons, the exterminating dragon with strong recovery and regeneration ability can even affect the natural environment by hunting other ancient dragons, so it is also called a link in nature.

With a total length of more than twenty meters, strong limbs, two sizes larger than the strongest man, sharp claws that can tear apart any creature at will, a powerful huge tail, wings that cover the sky and the sun, and huge horns full of deterrence. The dark purple scales are tightly attached to the strong muscles, and then the thorns all over the body - what kind of natural energy, grandpa, I will punch down, turtle turtle...

Fist-to-flesh fighting, that's the romance of a real man!

Those who play tricks are all sissies!

Unless I would too!

Of course, if it can't affect real life, it's like a frozen bank card, the bigger the number in it, the more uncomfortable it will be. The plug-in that can't be withdrawn is like the scratching goblin that you can't get, except for making you burn to death, it doesn't mean much.

Fortunately, Goldfinger did not disappoint him, and the things of this world can be withdrawn, and the price is just a waste of mental energy.

Time back to last night, when Grandpa Tong had just crossed over, the pain that almost tore apart his soul after the anesthetic, even if the consciousness was on Baazi's body, there was no way to shield it. So while patrolling the territory (wandering around), when passing by a healing herb, a carnivore suddenly had an idea of "it would be nice to be able to bring the herbs in the game to reality", and then gnawed on it, and the moment it touched the herbs, the herbs that could only appear in the game appeared in the mouth of the mummy in reality.

A cool flow from the soul flowed, and the pain was reduced by more than nine layers, which gave him the mind to crook what a beautiful lady, spread out the branches, and fill the house with children and grandchildren.

Since the things in the game can be withdrawn, of course, you have to make good use of them. The most important thing at the moment is, of course, to start a company, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life!

No, Bai Fumei is already one-handed, and the bells and whistles in front of her can be cut off. The most important thing at the moment is to enhance the strength of your own lady, ensure the safety of your mother, and then let the lady protect herself, and finally you can pretend to have bad teeth and eat soft rice with peace of mind.

And in the case that the mental power is not enough to bring the doppelganger to reality, the fastest way to eat soft rice is, of course, to find a powerful beast of kawaii, beat it half to death, and then give it to your dear contract.

Speaking of which, I have to mention this world.

This world, compared to the original world of the earth, is actually a future world, as early as more than a hundred years ago, there were no independent countries in the world, and the entire planet was a consensual polity. However, because of a sudden outbreak of aura, the wheel of history turned a corner, and civilization violently changed from the original pure scientific and technological civilization to a science fiction civilization based on cultivation and supplemented by science and technology.

Because of the revival of aura, almost all species in nature that were not as evolutionary as humans have achieved corner overtaking in a short period of time, and human beings have lost their status as the overlord of the planet in just one year, and they can only shrink into large base cities for the next ten years.

After more than ten years of low-key development, with the rise of Tianjiao one by one, coupled with the progress of science, after the human race slowly mastered some scientific cultivation methods to develop itself, it finally slowly walked out of the base city, and at the same time expected to take back the homeland little by little.

The first step in cultivation is to sense aura. However, this seemingly the simplest first step is stumped by 99% of humanity.

Fortunately, a certain ghost neurology expert, inspired by the phenomenon that mutated beasts (later known as spirit beasts) can easily sense and absorb spiritual energy, after 3 years of continuous experimentation, finally developed a spiritual symbiosis contract between humans and spirit animals, so that through the assistance of spirit animals, all human beings have the opportunity to embark on the path of cultivation.

Therefore, in the past ten years, anyone who has embarked on the path of cultivation, no matter what strengthening route they take, will have at least one spirit beast partner by their side, or the kind that depends on each other in life and death.

And this is also the reason why the original body is a dog, the two who have just grown up responded to the call of the alliance, hiding from their families, and forming an adventurous team with a few hair groups. After paying the money, I wanted to try my luck at the Herbivorous Spirit Animal Sanctuary in the Southern District.

This herbivorous spirit animal sanctuary is the safest place for the production of spirit beasts in Mingyue City, and the most powerful spirit beasts are the contract partners of the city's guardian forces, and they are also the bridgehead for humans and spirit beasts to live in harmony. It can be said that the spirit beasts here have almost no possibility of active attack, and it is the safest way for most civilians in the south of Mingyue City to obtain spirit beasts.

As a result, it was such a place with almost zero danger, the original group of seven people, I don't know what kind of robbery was committed, just walked in less than 500 meters from the pass, and encountered two crazy bulls.

The red-eyed bull went on a rampage, and the squad collapsed in an instant.

Fortunately, the 4 boys who accompanied me were very responsible, gave full play to their masculinity, and bought time for the 3 girls to retreat, of course, the price was also very heavy, and one of the four boys could not stand up again.

If it weren't for the guards at the pass, these four teenagers would probably have died before they could get out of school.

。。。。。。

Let's go back to our Grandpa Tong, who wandered around the land of dragon crystallization (in the game, destroying the dragon's lair) all night and day, and didn't even find a monster that could be seen. So I was so angry that I decided to give birth to one myself!

Asexual reproduction is so capricious!

Although at the moment of rebirth as the Annihilation Dragon, Grandpa Tong naturally knew that the Annihilation Dragon was a kind of asexual reproduction of the ancient dragon. When each Exterminator wants to reproduce, he can concentrate the life force in his body into the most perfect thorn in his body, transform the ungrown thorn into an egg cell, and then separate it, and finally form an individual Exterminator with the same genetic factors. But as a purebred man, he is still very resistant to this kind of thing to "give birth" to himself and "give birth" to a descendant independently.

But it can't be helped, it's all for the sake of the lady! He has been single for more than 20 years, and he decided to be a qualified licking dog in this life! What's more, the original body's determination to die resolutely for his wife has also unconsciously and deeply affected him when he accepted the memory.

Besides, the wife has already arrived, isn't it normal to lick the dog?

"Tune in the life energy within the group, then concentrate it into the most perfect thorn, and then 。。。。。。" Grandpa Tong, who was silently thinking in his heart, suddenly turned black in front of him, and his consciousness was kicked into reality. The great tiredness that followed quickly overwhelmed him, and he fell into a deep sleep without making a sound, only to feel something stir on his face before he lost consciousness.

"I don't know, there is no 。。。。。。。 when I am born"

"If only it were a girl。。。。。。。"

"Poor grandpa, I have been a man for two lives, single for more than 20 years, and finally had a wife, but before I had time to do something embarrassing, I had a son, woo woo woo...