Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Speechless Conscription Point
Although it was the recruiting point he was looking for, as soon as he saw that the recruiting point was deserted and the facilities were simple, just a few soldiers and a table and chairs, Li Guo couldn't help but shake his head again and again, showing a helpless look. Seeing that his own uncle didn't mind, Li Guo had no choice but to follow, followed closely behind, and didn't say anything more.
In the process of walking, Li Zicheng kept estimating: "Hmm... Looking at the appearance of this recruiting soldier, the recruiting troops should be not bad. If it is led by a famous general, strict training, and strict military discipline, with the skills of Li Guo and me, to obtain a small flag, it should not take much effort, and it is easy to obtain the reuse of the general flag. ”
"If it is a very ordinary army, military discipline is lax, relying on relationships to ascend to the top, with my name as a little white dragon in the waves of the 21st century, I can eat very well in the hooligan world. Well... In such a unit, you should be able to mix well and gain the appreciation of your superiors. ”
"Hey, hey... In addition to my extraordinary skills, I also have two magic weapons. No matter what kind of team you enter, as long as you are given enough time, you will definitely be able to develop well and establish your own power. ”
After thinking about it, Li Zicheng had already come to the recruitment point, standing in front of the table, the soldier in charge of registration and making the register still sat upright, serious, looking straight ahead, not caring at all that Li Zicheng blocked his sight.
In a trance, Li Zicheng had a feeling of a wooden man for this soldier.
Although he had this thought, Li Zicheng still kept his normal heart and coughed lightly: "That~ Soldier, is this the place to sign up for joining the army?" ”
Not only out of arrogance, but also out of authority, the soldiers did not react in the slightest, and still sat there, ignoring Li Zicheng's soft inquiry. At this moment, Li Zicheng wanted to ask again, but a soldier came up next to him, pushed the soldier in charge of registration, and said impatiently: "Hey, Lao Zhang, are you really asleep?" Wake up, someone has finally signed up to join the army, you kid still have the heart to sleep? ”
Immediately, the soldier's words seemed to have some kind of magic, and his shaking action had no effect, but as soon as these words came out, the soldier in charge of registration suddenly woke up, shook his head slightly, rubbed his eyes, as if he had just woken up, and muttered: "Hey~ I said Lao Zhao, you always use such a trick, saying that someone signs up for the army, and lies to me every time, is it annoying." ”
In such a situation, Li Zicheng suddenly had an impulse, and secretly exclaimed: "Nima, who are they?" It's really superb, you can fall asleep like this, if you don't see it with your own eyes, I can't believe it! ”
His eyes widened, his body sat straight, motionless, and no one believed that the person in front of him was asleep? Even Zhang Fei, the fierce man of the Three Kingdoms, although he also slept with his eyes open, he was lying down seriously, not like the one in front of him, who was completely in an office posture, how could he fall asleep?
Li Zicheng's mind flashed these thoughts, and he regained his clarity in an instant, and saw that the soldier in charge of registration was still rubbing his eyes, dazed, and looked like he hadn't slept well, and hurriedly said: "Master Bing, I and my nephew did come to sign up for the army, and I hope you can give us a convenience and register our uncle and nephew." ”
Suddenly, the soldier immediately became sober as if he had taken a stimulant, with a kind smile on his face, and said happily and inexplicably: "Haha... It's really true, two of them came at once, and today is considered to be overfulfilled. ”
After a pause, he turned his head to look at the soldier just now, and said in a good mood: "Lao Zhang, two new recruits have been recruited at once, even if we have completed today's task, the brothers can call it a day early." After registering them, let's have a drink and celebrate! ”
"Come on, let's help these two brothers finish the registration first, and after the work is over, you can do whatever you want? After standing for so many days in a row, I was suffocated, it was so boring! The soldier responded, looking in a good mood.
Listening to the conversation between the two, even if the soul is a thug who is not doing his job, Li Zicheng feels speechless, this gang of soldiers is too easy to satisfy, right~? Just recruiting two recruits is like seeing two big ingots and completing a big task.
In an instant, Li Zicheng had a glimmer of enlightenment, and he already had a general understanding of the troops he was about to serve. The number of troops is insufficient, discipline is lax, and the quality of personnel is not very good.
Otherwise, if you can't recruit soldiers for a few days in a row, you won't continue to recruit soldiers. Also, these soldiers are standing like dogs, but the conversation just now has already exposed their true nature, and it even hints that the restraint of this army is not strong. Otherwise, there would not have been a hundred days of drinking, and instead of immediately returning to the barracks.
When he was about to continue analyzing, Li Zicheng felt that someone gently pushed him from behind, and was about to turn his head to ask, when a familiar whisper came from his ear: "Uncle, that soldier is asking for your information~!" ”
Immediately, Li Zicheng turned his mind from deep thought, and hurriedly said: "Master Bing, the youngest is from Suidezhou, named Li Zicheng, twenty-three this year. ”
replied neatly, the soldier was very satisfied, and didn't care about the sluggishness just now, recorded them one by one, and didn't continue to ask deeply, but looked at Li Guo and asked, "What about you?" What is your name? Who? Where do you live? ”
"Master Bing, I am his nephew, named Li Guo, who also lives in Suide Prefecture, and he is also twenty-three people this year." Li Guo didn't dare to hesitate, and hurriedly replied.
"Oh~ It turns out that you are uncles and nephews, no wonder you will enlist in the army together, come and sign up together."
As soon as these words came out, it was even more confirmed that the soldier in charge of registration and making the register was just sleeping, but the way he slept was staggering and shocking.
Whether it was Li Zicheng or Li Guo, no one thought that they would join the army so smoothly, so it would be? The soldier in charge of registration only asked for his name, age, and place of origin, and nothing else. Things went surprisingly well, but they didn't know the bottom of their hearts.
Soon, after the soldier memorized the information of the two, he took out two tokens and said loudly: "Here, this is your token, come with us, after returning to the barracks, report again, and receive military uniforms, from now on, you are soldiers of the imperial court, you can eat imperial food and get military salaries." ”
In this situation, Li Zicheng and Li Guo felt so unreal, like a dream, the two subconsciously glanced at each other, nodded at the same time in tacit understanding, and a bad feeling arose, like getting on a thief ship.
For a while, neither of the two reached out to take the token, but retreated vigilantly, their bodies tensed, and they made a defensive posture.
Even more to the surprise of the two, such a sluggish and questioning performance, the soldier did not get angry, and said with a smile: "I said two, don't doubt, don't worry, please trust your own eyes, we people are by no means impostors, they are definitely genuine, such as fake soldiers." ”
A series of words, like an advertisement, caused Li Zicheng to feel a chill, and secretly said in his heart: "Damn, were the ancients so enlightened? It's like an advertisement, and it's a set~! ”
It seemed that Li Zicheng and Li Guo still didn't believe it, and the soldier Lao Zhao, who had just come up, said in a helpful voice: "Two little brothers, don't doubt it, in broad daylight, who dares to wear the uniform of the imperial court soldiers and cheat in this lively Ganzhou City." Moreover, you can look at the pattern on the token, which is definitely specially made by the imperial court, and it is difficult to imitate. ”
At this moment, Li Zicheng has already believed most of it, and the memory of "Li Hongji" remains in his mind. Don't forget, the former Li Hongji was an errand boy at the post station, and he was also an official family, so why didn't he recognize the special token of the imperial court?
What's more, the ancient post station was military in nature, and as a messenger, of course I had seen some soldiers' tokens.
Li Zicheng's mind was full of patterns, his right hand stretched out unconsciously, took the token, looked at it, and nodded to Li Guo: "No problem, they didn't lie to us." ”
Immediately, Li Guo also took the token and said apologetically: "Master Bing, I'm really sorry, it's because we are too careful, don't mind." ”
Lao Zhang, who was in charge of registering and making the register, waved his hand, and behaved very rough and bold: "It doesn't matter how big it is." Let's go, you go to the barracks with us first, report for a while, get your uniforms, and by the way, arrange a barracks and a place to live for you. ”
As soon as the words fell, there was an uproar, and all the soldiers relaxed, without the majestic side just now, and looked lazy.
The spear was lying on the ground at will, pulled with one hand, and the uniform of the military uniform was loose, giving people the feeling of being like a group of little hooligans, how could they still look like soldiers?
Li Hongji was stunned, he didn't expect things to be even worse, the army that had not yet entered was even worse than he imagined, and it was even more unbearable.
A peek at the leopard in the tube, you can see it!
As if telepathic, Li Hongji and Li Guo looked at each other, and at the same time showed a helpless smile, and couldn't help but shrug their shoulders, which seemed to say: "Uh~ What kind of army has this entered?" There won't be pits everywhere, right~? ”
"Hey~ What do you think? Hurry up, after we are done, we still have our own business, and we don't have so much time to waste here with the two of you. ”
The old man who was in charge of the registration and making the register urged a little impatiently, he had already packed his things and was about to leave, and the other soldiers had already walked away, talking and laughing.
However, at this moment, Li Hongji suddenly showed a chrysanthemum-like smile, came to Lao Zhang's side, with a smile on his face, a flattering look, and said something in his ear, Lao Zhang's impatient expression suddenly disappeared, his eyebrows opened and he laughed, and snorted at the throat of several soldiers who were gradually moving away: "Hey, brothers, don't be in a hurry to return to the barracks first, someone has a treat, please eat well~!" ”