Chapter 68: Breathing Fragrance

Feng'er couldn't bear it anymore, pointed to Zhang Laosan's nose and said, "You're so thirty, why don't you have any face at all." ”

"You caught a wild duck and caught my house, I didn't want to expose you, and poured a basin of daddy's footwashing water on your face, and you were still pretending in the dark."

"If it weren't for my dad saying that whoever eats is not eating, pulling me, I would have hit your house a long time ago."

Zhang Laosan jumped three feet high: "Listen, everyone, her father asked me to eat, what's wrong with me." Real people, this is really not stealing, you see, this is wronged, please be merciful. ”

Jiang Taiping was speechless, this third child must not be a good thing.

But this old man is also the Holy Father of the White Lotus, of course, he may also be cowardly and a good man.

But either way, it's a disaster for the family.

There are always people who can't tell the difference between good people and good old people, as well as cowardice.

One of his classmates' family is almost like this, his father is a good man outside, cowardly, and anyone can bully him.

When he got home, he was in the nest, and as long as the family didn't like him, he would throw a rope or a kitchen knife, and he would be disgusting to die.

And foolish, the children at home are sick, and they still eat fried cabbage with more salt every day, and they fry it for several days at a time.

But he spent money to buy meat for his mother, so that his mother and his brother who beat the bachelor could eat it, and eat the rest, even if it stinks, there will be no wife and children.

This old man may not be so extreme, but this wife is gone, and he is either angry or desperate.

When people come to the house to steal ducks, who eats them or not, it is estimated that his family may not be willing to eat a duck during the New Year.

In fact, he can't take care of this kind of bad thing, if it weren't for the unnatural events involved, he wouldn't be too lazy to watch it.

Jiang Taiping looked at the old man and asked, "The so-called gods who raise their heads three feet, you are being retributed, uncle, what do you think?" ”

The old man was resigned, sighed, and said: "The so-called forgiving and forgiving, the sage taught us ......"

Jiang Taiping waved his hand: "Repay grievances with virtue, how to repay virtue, this is the words of the sage." The so-called forgiving and forgiving is the premise that you have the ability to handle the other party at any time, which is called generosity. Otherwise, others will just kick their noses in the face. ”

"Yes, yes, the real person said yes." The old man said yes again and again.

Jiang Taiping is helpless, it's your sister, I can't change it like this, fortunately, he saw that this Feng'er has a good life, and he should be able to marry a good family, and this is almost the age of getting married.

"Zhang Laosan, there is no one in the township to help you speak, it can be seen how you are, you are lazy, idle, and stealing chickens and dogs. You also rely on the simplicity of the township, do you know that you have committed the crime of stealing, if Feng'er sues you in court, what will happen to you? ”

Zhang Laosan was dazed: "The villain doesn't know, and he knows it's wrong." ”

"You only pay lip service to it, the real person told you that the thief will be punished with twenty rods and three years of service. Before the first emperor, the crime of theft was punished by death, and the wife was given a thousand miles, and the property was confiscated and rewarded to the informant, and the recidivist was sentenced to death even if he was an accomplice. ”

Zhang Laosan and his daughter-in-law's faces suddenly turned white, and his daughter-in-law fell to the ground with a thud.

The two of them kowtowed one after another.

"Feng'er, Feng'er, we were wrong, and we won't dare to do it again."

"Folks, don't tell us, I have money, I'll pay you back the duck and duck eggs immediately."

The girl also kowtowed with her.

Feng'er helped Ya'er up, gritted her teeth and said, "If it weren't for Ya'er's sake, hum." ”

Jiang Taiping sighed and said: "You have seen it, even if the government does not pursue it, there will be retribution from ghosts and gods, you should take it as a warning." If I knew the reason in advance, I would never save you, but I took a penny from Ya'er, and I will help you once this time, if there is a next time, even if the ghosts and gods don't care, the real person can let you live and not die. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, please be merciful."

"This knot is still on your body for being unpunished for doing evil, and now the duck feather is a punishment, but it is very simple to unravel this curse, uncle, you scold them?"

The old man was stunned for a moment, and quickly shook his head: "The old man can't scold, this ......"

"That Feng'er, you scold them."

Feng'er was stunned: "I'm ...... How do you scold......"

"Scold casually, the dirtier the better."

"Okay." Feng'er pointed at the two and said, "You two have lost their conscience ......"

After a while, Feng'er stopped and looked at Jiang Taiping with a blank look: "Real person, I won't, and I'm a girl's ......."

Jiang Taiping suddenly realized that she was an unmarried girl, not to mention that she had no words, even if she had words, she was too ruthless.

Jiang Taiping frowned, he was humble and elegant, honest and easy-going, and he didn't know how to scold people, and he didn't have a problem.

Suddenly, Jiang Taiping saw the heart of watching the play fly to them.

"Come here, I have a glorious and difficult task for you, do you want to take it?"

"Yes, yes, isn't it just scolding, we will." Xin Feiyang hurriedly said: "That's the reward, you see?" ”

"Reward you with some Taoism and career opportunities."

"Okay, we'll take it."

"System: Take the task, scold the duck."

Several people were very excited, but when they saw the completion conditions, their faces turned green.

"Completion Condition: Scolding the street, at least one hour, until the progress of lifting the curse reaches 100%, the dirtier the words, the better the effect, and the less repetition the better."

"Failure punishment: Because Jiang Zhenren is highly respected in Jinhua and is disgusted by Jiang Zhenren, the prestige of Jinhua City has become cold, and he will not be able to take other tasks or buy anything in the jurisdiction of Jinhua Mansion."

"I'm Nima, this task is too pitiful." My heart was flying, and my face was black.

Shichijiro smiled: "Be content, let's have a chance to change jobs for four people." Hurry up, there are no customers in the store today, start the live broadcast, I want to see a few of you scolding. ”

Flying Immortals: "Together." ”

"Together!"

"This group of blue pools."

The heart is flying and annoyed, this real person is genuine, haven't you seen the evaluation of morality. But the impact of failure is too great, an hour, two hours, my mother.

Chi Lian sighed and said, "I'm going to change jobs, why should I participate in this, my ladylike image." ”

"Less nonsense, everyone is ready, one person scolds for ten minutes, the wheel relay, and I have turned off the audio and video live broadcast function, whoever spreads this matter, I am in a hurry."

Subsequently, the unpretentious farmers were kind of eye-opening.

They saw five people taking turns spitting fragrant words, and those new words of swearing were really a set.

It was as if the peasants had been opened to a new world.

Many people feel in their hearts that scolding is also an art.

Many of them have memorized some classics, such as your mother's surname.

How did they know that several people were scolding and spending their mothers, and their mouths were dry.

Everyone saw that with the hoarse abuse of several people, the duck feathers on the two couples also began to fall off their bodies.

As they breathe fragrantly, duck feathers fly......