Chapter 2: The Perfect Man

In Daze Palace, He Qinghuan suddenly sighed, put down the wine glass, shook his head and said, "No matter how beautiful the wine is, it is mixed with blood...... Alas, alas! ”

Nvidia hurriedly apologized: "The widow's thoughts are inappropriate, please forgive the mountain chief." ”

He Qinghuan waved his hand: "Over the years, Shuangzhou has been governed well by you, the old man doesn't understand political affairs, you do this, you have your own reasons, no need to say more." ”

"The mountain is magnanimous."

"Yan Yan, you have to remember that a man can be talentless, but he must not be virtuous; It can be informal, but it must not be rude and barbaric. Especially the kind of person who only knows how to do everything, he must not marry. ”

Su Leshan said to Su Yanyan, who was kneeling beside him and serving wine.

Nvidia's face turned blue suddenly. The hero who was obediently sitting next to He Qinghuan lowered his face, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

In these years, there are not many people who dare to scold Daddy for being vulgar and barbaric, and the hero is not angry at all, but he is still very unfilial and secretly hopes that Su Leshan's words will be sharper and more direct, pointing out that Sang scolded Huai for being too unpleasant and sharp, like a resentful woman.

The saint is good at wine and greedy for sex, the palace master of the Baji Palace is naΓ―ve and occasionally commits two crimes, the sect master of the Haoran Sect has a small belly and chicken intestines, and he is a world-class boss, and he is an old hooligan and two big landlords in his bones.

The hero doesn't expect any "master" in the world at all, if he encounters it in the future, just kick it over, because he is definitely not a master.

"Sect Master Su licks the calf deeply, but what he said is a little absolute." Jiang Qiuyun smiled and spoke, "Men are ambitious in all directions, and their minds naturally can't be as weak as women. In the face of the invading enemy, the knife in his hand fell, and the blood was splashed in five steps, and the happy revenge showed the true colors of the man.

At this time, you can't learn from those masters and others to tell the truth, right? ”

The white moonlight in my heart belongs to other men after all.

Su Leshan's eyes dimmed instantly, and he lowered his head to drink. Nvidia smiled happily, but before he could say anything, he heard Jiang Qiuyun slant at him and said: "Of course, if a man can still write a thrush for his lover when he returns home after killing people with a knife outside, it will be perfect." ”

Nvidia's smile froze, and he also bowed his head and drank.

The reason is very simple, he is a typical machismo, he has been married for more than 20 years, not to mention thrushes, and even the erotic thoughts of his youth have faded a lot, and he is often complained by his wife.

Seeing that the two fathers were deflated, the hero quietly praised "the old lady is mighty" in his heart, and then said shamelessly: "Mother is right, the child is this kind of perfect man." ”

Burst......

Nvidia and Su Leshan sprayed together, glaring at the hero.

One thought to himself: How could Lao Tzu have such a brazen son? The other secretly thought: I'm afraid this isn't a second fool like NVIDIA, right?! Where is my Yan Yan?

Su Yanyan couldn't help laughing: Stinky bastard, he will play treasure, and he will be thick-skinned at home.

Jiang Qiuyun laughed: "This is not my boasting!" Yan Yan, you don't know yet, tonight the prince of Liang Guo presented the second beauty on the jade list to your uncle.

The woman...... Tut-tut, in Xiong'er's words, it is really ice muscle and jade bones, I see pity, the men present, nine out of ten have straight eyes. ”

Su Yanyan instantly pricked up his ears.

She mentioned to the hero before that the prince of Liang Guo took away the second beauty of the jade list, and at that time she laughed at the hero for not getting it, but she didn't think that the prince of Liang Guo turned his head and sent people to Baji Palace, it's really damned!

Ice muscles and jade bones, I feel sorry for you? Dead hero, actually praise other women so much, wait and see, the old lady has to bite you to death!

"Yan Yan, you are close to Xiong'er, so naturally you know how filial he is to me. Guess what he did? Looking at the girl's face, Jiang Qiuyun smiled and sold Guanzi.

Su Yanyan was stunned, and immediately thought of something, his heart immediately jumped to his throat, and he pretended to be calm and said, "He...... It can't be that I asked my uncle for that beauty, right?! ”

"That's right! He asked for it on the spot! Jiang Qiuyun was happy when he remembered that scene.

Su Yanyan had already begun to bare his teeth at the hero, his eyes were both angry and resentful.

"Whether His Royal Highness is filial piety or not, the old man didn't see it, but this lustful character is in the same vein as someone." Su Leshan said coldly, "By the way, thank you Miss Jiang for reminding me." ”

"Humph! Or Lao Tzu scolded you for not growing at all. Half of the people who have entered the ground have not yet seen people, and they are blind to such a point, I really wonder how you have lived for so many years. ”

Nvidia's face was full of disdain, "Let me tell you, after my son is going to leave that beauty, he will let people send him to Zuixiang Building." You old guy has achieved nothing in this life, but you have given birth to a good daughter, and you are not ashamed to be thrown home. ”

Su Leshan was stunned and looked at the hero unexpectedly, while Su Yanyan was already smiling, blushing, and picked up the wine jug and poured a large glass of wine for his father.

"A young man who is romantic, and does not forget his heart. It's strange that this wine has become delicious again. ”

He Qinghuan shook his head and looked funny, and several people who watched it couldn't help but smile, but only the hero knew that the old man was happy only because the beauty entered the Qinglou, and it had nothing to do with whether he was a or not.

But no matter what, looking at the smiling faces of the big guys, the palace attendants of Daze Palace, who had been nervous for half a night, breathed a sigh of relief.

Tonight's birthday banquet finally has a truly joyful atmosphere.

That night, He Qinghuan, Su Leshan and Su Yanyan's father and daughter were arranged to live in Bilian Garden, and the hero was responsible for entertaining.

There is definitely no sleep to sleep, and after settling everything, he immediately went to see Master He Qinghuan.

"Honestly, what kind of realm are you in now? Can you beat you as a teacher? ”

He Qinghuan went straight to the point, his two eyes seemed to be made by candlelight with titanium alloy special effects, and the hero who watched it was hairy.

"Brother...... The disciple didn't know very well, but according to the old monster in the mountain, it might be ...... Maybe...... Probably...... It's about the same as the ancestor! ”

"Earth God?"

He Qinghuan was taken aback, and then raised his hand and made a breath.

The hero remained motionless, allowing the energy to hit his body, but it was like a drop of water, silent, and not even half of his hair was blown.

He Qinghuan's eyes stared for a while, and suddenly he sighed: "It's ridiculous that the old man still plans to teach you the way to manipulate other people's true qi when you come back, but I didn't think that you have been able to integrate yourself between heaven and earth, and reach the realm of selflessness, what face do you have to be a teacher with you again?" ”

"Master, don't say that." The hero stepped forward to help the old man sit down, "Although the disciple's realm has improved rapidly, he is still at the point where he knows what he is doing and doesn't know why.

In terms of the qi you just played, the reason why the disciple can easily deal with it is only because he can see the root of it at a glance, and then mobilize the aura around his body to follow the map, so there is naturally no pressure.

However, the disciple is confused about the reason for all this, just like holding a sharp knife to kill someone, only knowing that people will die, but they don't know why they will die, let alone where the sharp blade comes from.

You have practiced for more than 100 years, and your understanding of the rules of heaven and earth is difficult step by step, and your experience is precious, which is tantamount to a light in the dark night for your disciples, please don't just give up on your disciples! ”

"You kid, talking is ironing, and listening to it makes people feel comfortable." He Qinghuan smiled and patted his hands, "Don't worry, the old man's heart is not so small, but he is just a little emotionally surprised by the magic of your encounter."

Come, sit down and tell the teacher what you have experienced in the past 20 days in Bannu Mountain. ”