Chapter 284 almost didn't kill me laughing
According to the eldest lady's cooking...... Or is it the rock sugar white fungus porridge that is boiled out, which looks ........ on the surface You can't tell what rock sugar white fungus porridge looks like at all...... If it weren't for the eldest lady saying that the bowl of black stuff she made was rock sugar white fungus porridge, the judges would be prone to wonder if the bowl of black and bubbling things in front of them was the magic weapon of the Shenma Five Poisons Sect.
Miss Yiyi, who was dressed in a pink chef's suit, took off her tall chef's hat, and suddenly, the girl's smooth long hair was spread out. The skin is fair, the face is delicate and picturesque, and a pair of big black and watery eyes blink slightly, which makes people intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves.
At this moment, under the backdrop of a ray of sunlight shining in the venue, the girl is as elegant and beautiful as a fairy.
After taking off the chef's hat, I saw that the eldest lady was cute, and she bowed to the six judges and smiled, "Hello uncles and aunts, this is the first time for people to participate in the cooking competition, and they are pure newcomers!" So the work may not be very good, but I hope that the uncles and aunts can help others more, and they will definitely use better works to repay the uncles and aunts for their help. β
Looking at the well-behaved and lovely eldest lady, Judge Li nodded and smiled, "Don't worry, a young and beautiful girl like you can come to participate in the cooking competition, it is simply the glory of our industry, child, don't worry, we will definitely ........"
Judge Li couldn't go on, because the bowl of the Five Poisons Sect Suppression Magic Weapon in front of him had gradually emitted a sour smell that could suffocate it!
Looking at the bowl of unidentified objects that were oozing black as a whole, and looking at the lightly stirring with a spoon, you can find the extremely layered ingredients inside, such as boiled apples, oranges, a whole fungus, and a few creatures that are suspected to be rice worms floating silently on the top of the bowl.
Looking at this scene, the six judges present all had a trace of death in their eyes.
I don't want to die!
Under the expectant gaze of the eldest lady, Judge Li trembled and picked up the porridge, and after digging a spoonful, Judge Li's eyes were calm...... He silently looked at the sticky substance with a puff of black smoke wafting in the spoon in front of him, looked at the trace of black gas lingering in front of his eyes, and smelled the smell of death emitted by the black gas, Judge Li fell into thought.
Does a person really have to do this for the sake of money?
Chairman Wang stared at the porridge for a long time, and then stared at the eldest lady for a long time, and in the end, Chairman Wang still took the porridge as if he was dead.
Damn, fight! It's a big deal that twenty years later, he is still a good man!
Chairman Wang swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Moreover, whether I promised Lao Zhang or not, Yiyi can become so cheerful now, and I, as an elder, can't help but give her this face! It just so happens that I haven't given Yiyi any money in these years, so I should make up for it.
But looking at the rice worms floating in the bowl, Chairman Wang's hand holding the porridge couldn't help but tremble.
You can't die...... You really can't die, can you?!
After a period of struggle, President Liu showed his demeanor as the president of the restaurant association and the chief judge! I saw President Liu smiling and holding up the magic weapon in his hand, and smiled kindly at the eldest lady when he was done, saying that the child is still young, and we old people will encourage and encourage it.
It's just the smile on Chairman Liu's face....... No matter how you look at it, it's very stiff.
Dongfang Qing and the young man with dry white hair beside him, although they were also taken aback by the things brought by the eldest lady at the beginning, they were not too exaggerated, on the contrary, Dongfang Qing also asked the eldest lady with a smile.
"Your name is Yiyi, isn't it? Hehe, do you have a boyfriend? β
The eldest lady looked like a good girl, and said honestly, "Auntie, people don't have a boyfriend yet, but they have pets." β
"Hehe, I've seen him, he's a very good kid, you have to cherish it, you can bully it appropriately, but you also have to give him more confidence, you must know that he is not a very courageous person." After smiling, Dongfang Qing couldn't help but ask strangely, "But why do you call me aunt?" Isn't my sister better? My sister hasn't reached thirty yet. β
Sexy and beautiful like the chairman of the Orient, it is inevitable that women will be clichΓ©s, and they feel a little uncomfortable with the word aunt in the mouth of the eldest lady. But the eldest lady still said cutely, "Auntie is aunt, uncle, right?" β
The young man with the withered white hair looked at Miss Yiyi and smiled faintly, "Are you talking to me?" Besides, when you come down, does the family know? β
Miss Yiyi was shocked, the smile on her face stiffened, and after taking a deep look at the young man with a dry white hair, but the light in her eyes was very deep and vicissitudes, soon, the eldest lady blinked her big eyes, looked at the young man and smiled sweetly, "Uncle, what's your name?" β
The young man smiled, ignored the eldest lady, and instead picked up the porridge bowl in his hand and looked at it carefully.
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At this moment, I saw that the six judges all picked up their porridge bowls, and all of them showed that they wanted to eat it? Tang Seng and the three of them dropped the poker in their hands and stood in front of a messy workbench, sighing in admiration.
"They're guts."
"The porridge made by the eldest lady dares to eat? is worthy of being a judge of the cooking competition, and this courage alone is far beyond ordinary people! β
Brother Maozi hugged his arms with a worried face and said, "Do you want to call an ambulance?" Senior, this is really not a joke, do you remember the person named Master Chu? The last time I ate it, I disappeared for more than a month. And me, after eating the dishes made by the eldest lady last time, my body was actually hard, and I finally rescued it. Look at these judges again, they all look old, weak, sick and disabled, can they hold on? β
Elder Tang pondered for a long time, then nodded silently, "Run." β
The old guard turned around and left, "Before there is a big mess, hurry up and slip away, it is estimated that you won't be able to run away if it's too late." β
Just as Tang Seng and the three were about to run away, Young Master Luo Wen's mockery suddenly came.
"What did I hear? What did I just hear? Actually want to run away? Oh, if you don't tell me, I really don't know what you've made is so powerful? Young Master Rowan put his arm on Ziming's shoulder, and his mouth couldn't close when he smiled, "I said three, are you here to be funny?" This is a cooking competition, not a dark cooking competition. β
Comrade Lu Ziming, the god of good and evil cooking, was also holding his arms at this moment, and he already looked like he was really a person from two worlds, shook his head and sighed, "I actually regarded your secret party as an opponent before? No, it's me who underestimated myself. β
After speaking, Zi Ming turned his head and grinned happily, "Hey young master, why don't you take a gamble?" What do you think the judges will look like after they finish that bowl? Spit it out? β
"It's not impossible to die."
"Aha, you still want to fight us for holy weapons? The secret party has really made more and more progress over the years! Ziming covered his stomach and laughed angrily.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a pastime, hey, Ziming, think about it, after a while, the judges finished eating the porridge and died directly on it, think about that scene, hahahaha!"
Looking at Luo Wen and Ziming holding each other's shoulders and laughing, Tang Seng and the three of them couldn't even let out a fart, no way, who let the family tell the truth?
Yes, if the judges die directly on it after drinking the porridge, then there will be a lot of fun to watch.
"Talents, the secret party net talents! I'm daunted by the talent! Young Master Luo Wen laughed with tears in his eyes, patted Ziming's shoulder and shouted, "Ziming, quick, take a good look at these faces, you won't be able to see them next time." β
"No problem, young master, I'll take a good look, I'm absolutely, hahaha, I definitely imprinted these faces in my mind!"
"Ahahahaha, something like dirty water in the sewer to participate in a cooking competition? Young Master Ben can wake up laughing when he dreams! β
Just when the three Tang Seng sighed and were about to run away, just when Rowan and Ziming were about to faint laughing while holding their stomachs, Uncle Robert, who was mature and steady, had a pair of tall hooked noses and deep eyes, suddenly let out an exclamation.
"Young Master, it's not right!"
"Hahahaha, just that scene, directly eat the judges to death......." Young Master Rowan laughed out of tears, even if he suddenly heard Robert's exclamation, Young Master Rowan didn't care, wiped his tears, and was almost out of breath, "What's wrong Robert, what's wrong?" β
Looking in the direction where Robert stretched out his hand, Young Master Rowan's smiling face suddenly petrified.
Looking at the six judges on the judges' bench, they are actually munching on the black weird object in their hands at this moment? And a natural smile appeared on the corner of his mouth while eating? And still boasting about the eldest lady?
Looking at this scene, the expression on Luo Wen's face froze, Ziming looked at it with a look of whether I didn't wake up, and Tang Seng and the three of them almost stared out their eyes.
What's going on?
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On the judges' bench, looking at the black sticky object in their hands, several judges looked at each other, and most of them saw the hesitation in each other's eyes.
Yes, just looking at the appearance, the bowl in the hand doesn't look like it's for people to eat, no, no, no, it's not like it's for pigs, because it should belong to the kind of people who have a hatred for killing their fathers and taking their wives.
Do you really want to eat it?
Silently bowing their heads, looking at the bubbling things in the bowl, the judges' hands never trembled as much as they do now, and the corners of their eyes twitched as if they had been electrocuted. Well, if nothing else, it's probably the biggest challenge they've faced in decades!
As the chief judge of this group of competitions, Chairman Liu decided to take a good lead first, looking at the few judges who were still hesitating, Chairman Liu smiled slightly, "Come on, let's try it, I've been watching it for five minutes......."
Well, the implication of President Liu's words is that he can't hide from it.......
"It's okay to taste the taste, after all, everyone is a judge, don't eat too ugly, and rest assured, the emergency plans of Donghuang Hotel are also very good, don't worry too much."
Well, what President Liu meant by this sentence is to say again, if you want to die, don't be cheap, take a sip, or even lick it, otherwise it will be easy to save it. And they all put their hearts in their stomachs, Donghuang Hotel has bought insurance for them, and the medical staff must have been in place a long time ago, so you can eat with confidence, and you can pick up a life if you are lucky.
The Boss Zhao of the Linprovincial Hotel stared at the black porridge in front of him at the moment, his eyes were empty, and he muttered to himself, "I still have a family business...... My son is only six years old......."
"Ahem," Chairman Liu coughed awkwardly, and then smiled at Miss Yiyi, who was looking at him expectantly, "Okay, don't say more, come on, let's try it together." β
After speaking, President Liu took the lead in playing an exemplary role, only to see that she first closed her eyes, then picked up the porridge bowl, dug a spoonful with a trembling handful, and slowly sent it to her mouth.
Looking at what Chairman Liu did at this time, it is easy to think of the martyrs who bravely sacrificed their lives for the revolutionary cause in the past!
Seeing that President Liu had already taken a small sip of the soup, the other five judges didn't want to say anything, each dug a small spoonful, and after looking at each other, they followed President Liu's example, closed their eyes tremblingly, and sent it to their mouths.
At this moment, when the spoonful of sticky object emitting a strange black gas was about to touch his lips, the six judges shouted in unison in their hearts.
"Patience, patience! Hold on, hold on!! β
"Whew." The next moment, when all the six judges tacitly stretched out their tongues and licked the strange object in the spoon, it could be seen that when their tongues touched the viscous and sour porridge, all the judges trembled as if they were electrocuted, and their tongues were quickly withdrawn, and tears of remorse were even left in their closed eyes!
It's over, it's over! I guessed that this bowl of things was so unpalatable that I was going to die, but I didn't expect it to be so terrifying! Ah, I feel like worms are crawling in all my internal organs, ah, I feel like the blood vessels in my body are being bitten by spiders, I feel like .......
At this point, the six judges were suddenly stunned, and a second later, the six subconsciously opened their eyes and looked at the spoonful in their hands that was still emitting a rich and foul smell.
Sitting quietly on the judges' bench, the expressions of the six judges were very strange. After eating the food made by the eldest lady, instead of dying on the spot, they licked the corners of their mouths with a reminiscence? I tasted the unique fragrance in my mouth.
Eh, this smell, this smell doesn't seem as scary as you imagined? On the contrary, how can it still be a little tasty?
Thinking of this, the six judges sent the spoonful of unknown object in their hands directly into their mouths.
Looking at the appearance of the next six judges spoonful after spoonful, Mo said that it was Tang Seng and them, and even Luo Wen was blinded, wondering if he had any hallucinations?