"Can't you even make a joke?" said Luoluo, sitting back in his seat.

I didn't expect people in China to be so boring!

Luoluo lay in the back row, shaking his white and tender calves.

Chen Jiu is also helpless, this fall is even more difficult, and he is not close

"Mr. Su slaughtered me. Chen Jiu said helplessly.

"Miss Luo, where are we going to play, how about the playground?" Chen Jiu changed the subject.

Luoluo turned his head and ignored Chen Jiu.

......

On Sundays, the playground business in the big cities was very hot.

Chen Jiu asked Luoluo to line up and go to the toilet first.

As a result, as soon as he got out of the toilet, Chen Jiu saw a man with glasses sneakily hiding behind Luoluo, taking out his mobile phone from his pocket and secretly taking pictures of Luoluo.

However, this scene was all in Chen Jiu's view.

Hmph, do you look down on me to do this right under my nose?"

"Hey, hey, it's a little Lori again. The man with glasses was very proud in his heart, and it seemed that he could be bragged about by his friends in the group for a few more days.

Teng, a pair of hands suddenly came out and directly snatched away the glasses man's mobile phone and threw it on the ground.

"What are you doing!"

The man tried to pull his hand out, but found that his hand was stuck as if it were caught in a vice, and it didn't move.

"Give me the rules!" Chen Jiu glared at him fiercely.

Chen Jiu exerted force with one hand, and the man with glasses felt that his bones were about to be smashed, his ten fingers were even his heart, and painful tears were about to fall out.

Seeing Chen Jiu's fierce and vicious appearance, the man slowly retreated backwards, turned around and ran out of the crowd.

The people queuing next to him were also afraid of this and hid to the side.

"What's wrong?" Luoluo asked.

"Nothing, there was an annoying fly, but I swatted it to death. Chen Jiu said lightly.

As soon as the two entered the playground, Chen Jiu saw an interesting place at a glance - a haunted house.

"How about it, do you dare to go?" Chen Jiu raised his eyebrows at Luoluo.

Chen Jiu pointed to the word "haunted house" with two big red characters written on it.

"That's... Then why don't you dare?" Luoluo pretended to be calm.

In the dark room, blood-red lights dangled from the ceiling, reflecting several halos on the floor.

The temperature of the haunted house is a little low, I don't know if it's because the air conditioner is turned on, and the fall is relatively thin and rigid, and I sneezed after just a while.

The two of them had just walked into a small dark hall.

A white shadow suddenly swept through the air.

"Ahh

Seeing that Chen Jiu's face did not change, this aroused his competitiveness somewhat, or professionalism...

"Aren't you afraid?"

The staff of the haunted house repeat those few actions every day, and their greatest pride and achievement is to see the panicked expressions of those visitors.

Bai Wuchang stepped on Liang Zhu, kicked hard and came up with an upside-down golden hook, his whole body turned over, his head down, and flew over again.

This time, his target was the little girl next to Chen Jiu.

A white donkey's face with a long red tongue appeared behind him.

Luoluo screamed in fright and threw himself directly into Chen Jiu's arms.

Chen Jiu's very casual punch directly knocked Bai Wuchang hanging in front of him into the air.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a prop. Chen Jiu comforted.

"I ......" Bai Wuchang felt a chill in his nose, and a stream of warm liquid flowed out.

It should be blood......

............

The two soon came to the second card change - the coffin door.

What caught my eye was two rows of neatly arranged coffins, and there were copper coins and gold ingots made of yellow paper on the ground, which were thrown on the ground at will.

Chen Jiu saw at a glance that the second coffin was obviously sinking slightly, and a thin white line extended from the left side of the second coffin, which happened to be at the entrance of the coffin door.

If there is no thin line, if you don't pay attention, it is really not easy to find.

"Don't talk for a while, you hide there first. Chen Jiu pointed to the second coffin and said.

Luoluo didn't know what Chen Jiu was going to do, but he still did it.

Hiding in the coffin was a thin worker, his salary was the highest among all the ghost pretenders, because he worked the hardest, the air in the coffin was not good, and he was often sweating profusely.

In addition to the high salary, there is also stability, and the haunted house has updated a lot of new programs with the development of the times, but his project has endured and has always made visitors feel excited.

Chen Jiu's hand flicked the thin line lightly, and the thin line made a buzzing sound, and then Chen Jiu rolled and hid under the coffin.

The thin man hiding in the coffin felt the fluctuations of the thin thread and his face was happy.

"Come and see how I entertain you.

"Crunch"

The coffin was pushed open, and the thin man burst out with a pout, a big white face smeared with chalk.

"He's out," Luo Luo quietly reminded Chen Jiu in a mosquito-like voice.

"Shhhh

"Ahhh

.........

"Well, something is wrong" the thin man suddenly felt something.

The thin man looked around blankly, there was nothing but those lonely fake coffins and the faint cold wind.

"Could it be to remind the system that something is wrong, shouldn't it be, it hasn't been a problem for so long. The thin man couldn't figure it out.

Suddenly, he felt something crawl up his neck. (PS: Actually, it's Chen Jiu's hand)

It's a bit like a worm slowly wriggling around its neck, and every cold hair of the thin man stands up.

A pale human face suddenly appeared on one side of the coffin, and white eyes were staring at the thin man.

Can you imagine the feeling of a pale face suddenly appearing behind you when you turn your head.

The thin man only felt a chill down his spine, cold sweat was dripping, and the brain and brain case successfully became two separate parts.

"Could it be that he wasn't scared?" Chen Jiu looked at the thin man who was stunned, and couldn't help but wonder if his method didn't work.

The two looked at each other for about a minute, and the thin man suddenly screamed, and then snot and tears came out.

"Ahh

"Haha......" Luoluo couldn't help laughing when he saw the "ghost" fleeing in a hurry.

Chen Jiu was also a little speechless, is this thin man's brain circuit too long, it is estimated that he can circle the earth twice, this reaction is slower than a snail.

There is only one way to scare people - that is, the unknown, such as ghosts and gods, which people have never seen, and sudden, unpredictable things, such as someone suddenly standing behind you and filming you.

"You're so bad. Luoluo beat Chen Jiu with his pink little fist.

With this bit of strength, Chen Jiu only felt that Luoluo would tickle him again.

"Are you happy?" Chen Jiu smiled.

"Super happy" Luo Wushuang has really never been so happy, when she was in the United States, the adults at home were busy with the company's affairs, his brothers would only buy him things, and the classmates in the school because of her net worth, hard to please, Luoluo's every day was very empty.

"Hello, sir. A playground staff reached out and stopped Chen Jiu.

"What's the matter, is there something wrong?" Chen Jiu frowned.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of this playground today. ”