Chapter 52: The defenders of the city whose acting skills exploded
"That's right, brother, you're right."
"Haha, brother, you are really literate, my ancestors in my eighteen lifetimes will praise you together."
"That's so good, I almost cried."
"What, this brother said it so well, you almost cried, are you still human?"
"That's it, almost crying is disrespectful to this brother who spoke, woo woo woo, you see how I cried."
After the city defender finished speaking, the other city guards said nonsense, seeing that these city guards were about to return to their original appearance, and they were about to be chaotic as usual, the first city defender to speak had no choice, and shouted loudly: "I wish to stay here for a long time, not the slightest!" ”
The other city defenders heard his solemn slogan, and those who were talking nonsense just now knew that they were acting a little loosely, which did not fit their current personality, so they repeated this sentence together: "I wish to stay here for a long time, not the slightest!" ”
At last all the defenders shouted this sentence together:
"I wish I would stay here for a long time, not moving the slightest!"
"I wish I would stay here for a long time, not moving the slightest!"
"I wish I would stay here for a long time, not moving the slightest!"
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After shouting a few times, they all looked up at Fast Leg with wide eyes, wanting to kill Fast Leg with their eyes.
The momentum of these city defenders frightened the fast legs, and he thought that it was not the city defenders in front of him, but the trump card troops of Wang Weijun.
"Okay, okay, I just lost my words, you have always been so serious and responsible in defending the city." Fast legs have no choice but to say so.
"Haha, that's pretty much it." One of the city guards saw that the fast legs were weak, and thought that they were very good, so he smiled a little again.
The city defender next to him saw him behaving like this, and slapped him the back of his waist with his palm, telling him to pay attention to his performance.
The hippie-smiling defender felt that he had returned to his original appearance, so he cleared his throat again, withdrew his smile, and said solemnly to the fast legs, "It's pretty much the same. ”
"I'm here on the orders of General Hu." Fast legs felt that he should go straight to the point, as soon as he finished saying this, cold sweat oozed from the backs of those who knew the tiger general among the city defenders, and they kept beating drums in their hearts, but they still pretended to be very fearless on the surface.
"General Tiger asked me to investigate a matter, do you know that there were two Perfect Planters transporting a black prison back to Canterlot? Do you see that black cell they are transporting has a door on it? Quickleg continued, then looked at the defenders who pretended to be very serious.
When these city defenders heard the quick leg's question, they had already discussed a solution, so one of the city guards stood up and said: "There are two perfect planters who came out of the central city to complete the black prison mission, but when they went back, they forcibly broke through here, we resisted hard, bravely resisted, but they drove the car at a faster speed, we can't help it, we can't stop and can't catch up with them, hey." ”
"Yes, yes, yes."
"That's right, that's right."
"We did our best."
"I was hit by a big car and flew away, and now I'm in pain all over my body."
"You were knocked off? Do you have the height I fly? I was almost knocked into the city of the Central City, you are far away brother, don't say it, I feel endless pain all over my body when I speak now. ”
"What's that little injury of yours? I'm much more serious than you, I'm being crushed by the wheels of the big car driven by those two people, I'm now walking against the wall, spitting bloodshot, coughing. ”
"Don't complain, I was hit by the big car they were driving first, and I fell directly into the city gate tunnel, and then I was crushed by the big car. You've all taken a single injury, and I've endured a combo that is much worse than yours, and the doctor said that it's a medical miracle that I can speak now. ”
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The defenders of the city began to babble again, making up nonsense, adding fuel and vinegar, and talking about the train with their mouths full of trains.
As soon as he heard that those two people had forcibly broken through the gate of the central city guarded by the city defenders, he couldn't figure out why those two people had broken through, and then returned to Wang Weijun's camp, and said to General Tiger that a door appeared above the black prison, isn't this taking a magnifying glass to shine on his ass - looking for death?
"Forget it, I don't want to if I don't understand." Kuaileg said helplessly, and then shook his head again.
The defenders of the city saw that the fast legs fell into deep thought, and they stopped talking nonsense, and continued to pretend to be serious just now, and each of them also had various thoughts in their hearts.
One of the city guards saw that Kuaileg thought for a while, and then shook his head, but he never spoke again, so he couldn't resist the curiosity in his heart, so he asked, "How are those two perfect planters now?" ”
"What's the matter, I was cut into four by General Tiger." Fast legs replied without thinking.
When the city guards heard the tragic situation of the two perfect planters, their backs suddenly tightened, their thighs trembled, and their hearts were frantically hinting that they must have anything to do with this matter.
"Do you see a door in the black cell behind the cart driven by those two perfect planters?" Fast Leg remembers that General Tiger asked him to confirm this problem, and the other questions are left alone.
"Doors? What door? A city defender asked pretendedly.
"It's the kind of door, the kind of door that allows people to get in and out." Fast legs explained, and then gestured with both hands to the door.
"How is this possible? Do you still need to look at this, I don't need to think about it, I know it's impossible with my ass. One of the city guards said, and then remembered Lu Chu's incredulous appearance when he opened the door above the black prison.
"Hahahahaha." Several of the other defenders pretended to laugh as if they had heard something funny, but they all had in their minds the image of the perfect Planter standing on a cart and opening a door in the black cell.
"Really, not?" Fast Leg confirmed again.
"Nonsense, we didn't see it."
"Yes, yes."
"Yes, yes, yes."
A few of the city guards replied quickly, and after saying that, their hearts were extremely worried, and they didn't know if they could fool the past.
"Okay, then I know, I'll go back and report to General Tiger, you continue to guard the gates of the central city." After finishing speaking, he shook his legs and flew into the gate tunnel of the central city like a gust of wind.
The defenders of the city saw that their fast legs were running away, and instead of immediately returning to their original state, they waited a little longer before returning to their scattered, disorganized appearance.
"We're supposed to be fooled, right?"
"It should be, we played quite well."
"Yes, yes, I think so too."
"No matter who in the Central City is coming out to ask in the future, we'll just say that."
"A must."
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The city guards talked one by one, and a few of them threw away their black spears and lay on the ground, as if they felt that they were too tired from acting just now, and now they needed to take a good rest.
"Just like that, everybody did a good job. Let's give ourselves a round of applause and encouragement. An old defender of the city stood up and said.
Then the applause of "Bang Bang" rang out at the gates of the City of the Center.
This kind of sound makes the vegetative people in the vegetative town not far away feel very strange, what are these perfect planters playing? Are all those who come out of the city so good at playing?