Chapter 400: Pretending to be like the wind, the group is full of ridicule (ask for subscription~)
"Hahaha, not bad! It's because I'm not thinking about it, it's like throwing a wine party! ”
Iskandar picked up a few kebabs and brushed them clean, and he said with a bold smile with some chili noodles on his beard.
"Uh-huh!"
Artoria, the foodie king who has long been unable to hold back, is still a little reserved, but she is also a skewer in one hand, and she is full of praise for eating.
Weiyun looked at Gilgamesh, who had opened the peanuts, and joked again:
"As you said before, did I win now? A victory in food recognition? ”
Gilgamesh sat there without getting angry, and now that he had calmed down, he just looked at Weiyun with an indifferent expression, as a way to show his disdain for his sophistry, highlighting an "arrogant" attitude.
"Hahaha, that's the end of the joke, Caster and Archer, although I don't know what is awkward between you, but now that you have both participated in the banquet held by this king, please put aside your prejudices and enjoy the happy hour of the banquet together!"
Iskandar's cheeks are really thick, this banquet was held at the castle of the master of Artoria, the wine was from the treasure house of Gilgamesh, and the food was the appetizer that Weiyun bought, and this guy was embarrassed to say that it was a banquet he held.
He's probably in charge of the regiment, right? Although he had brought a barrel of wine with him, it had already been eliminated by Gilgamesh.
"Archer, arrange a wine glass for Caster as well, the king's bearing and mind should be displayed to the listeners."
Iskandar prides himself on being the host of the banquet, so naturally he can't afford to snub all the participants, so he takes the initiative to try to play a round to ease some of the tension.
"Miscellaneous cultivators, what qualifications do you have to command this king? The king's wine cup is only given to real heroes. ”
This was almost his signature reaction, and Gilgamesh glanced at Weiyun while scolding Iskander, and he mocked again very dryly:
"This guy is not qualified to use this king's wine glass."
Gilgamesh took a sip of wine, and seemed to have made up his mind to embarrass Weiyun, at this time, in terms of bearing and mind, he was not at all comparable to the virtuous king Shan after enlightenment, this was the worst period of Jin Shanshan's character.
"Uh⊙66⊙! It's a bit of a trick to do. ”
Iskandar scratched his head in embarrassment, he didn't expect this kind of scene, he thought that this Golden Sparkle would simply take out the wine glass, and then fight this Caster to the death at the wine table first.
If it was him, he would have done it, but it was clear that Gilgamesh was not the same kind of person as him.
"Caster, it seems that I can only wronged you, you can use my spoon first."
Iskandar picked up the spoon from the wine barrel and handed it to Weiyun, he really wanted to play a round.
"Thank you, King of Conquest, I have seen this mind of yours, although you are both kings, but compared with some people, you are much better."
Taking over the spoon of the king of conquest, Weiyun also ridiculed Gilgamesh, he didn't feel any harm, after all, if he really wants to talk about heroes, Weiyun actually doesn't feel that he is a hero, he feels that his ideological and moral qualities are far from reaching the level of heroes.
If he had to say it, he felt that he was more similar to rangers like Robin Hood and Zorro, but it was only similar, after all, everyone did things that broke the rules, acted chivalrous, and robbed the rich to help the poor.
It's just that he doesn't have a specific goal.,When he encounters it, he rescues and helps.,It's a chivalrous man who is interested.,Although most of them will be classified as a hero in the green forest.。
"The famous "Hero King" said that I am not a hero, how can I refute it? After all, when it comes to the name of a hero, there shouldn't be anyone who is more qualified than this one no matter how old he is, right? ”
Weiyun didn't drink either, but just made sarcastic remarks while masturbating, and his words made Gilgamesh feel uncomfortable how to listen to it.
Weiyun was already thinking about whether to directly enable the skin effect and suppress the guy Jin Shanshan, but thinking that he might really have to fight after suppressing it, it was inevitable that he would smash Iskandar's field, so Weiyun still held back, after all, he didn't want to be the target of the public.
At this time, Weiyun and Iskandar on the field were both in civilian clothes, Gilgamesh was wearing his golden armor, Saber was also wearing his own blue and white armor, Gilgamesh and Weiyun were sitting opposite each other, and Iskandar and Saber were sitting opposite each other, feeling like they were divided into two factions.
"Hahaha, let's stop the gossip, I held a banquet this time to compare our respective patterns, not to let you settle your personal grievances."
Seeing that Gilgamesh and Weiyun seemed to have the intention of starting a fight on the spot if they disagreed, Iskandar quickly threw out a new point of view to attract attention.
"It is rumored that the Holy Grail is destined to be obtained by the most suitable person, and in order to determine that candidate, there is the Holy Grail War.
But if it's just to decide that person, we don't need to fight at all, we just need to let all the Heroic Spirits understand their own patterns, and the problem can be easily solved.
The one with the lower pattern obeys the one with the higher pattern and gives the Holy Grail to the hand, which is the best result. ”
Iskandar put forward a very novel idea, which is the "Verbal Holy Grail War".
Don't fight with your hands, but fight with your mouth, the one with the strongest mouth cannon skills will win the final victory, his wave of operations, Weiyun really didn't expect it at all.
Think about the seven heroic spirits gathered together, drinking, eating meat, chatting, and finishing the Holy Grail War, what a harmonious scene it must be.
I don't know if the other heroic spirits are willing or not, but the citizens of Fuyuki City definitely raise their hands and feet in favor.
"Joke, the Holy Grail belongs to this king, and you have peeped into this king's treasure without permission, which is a crime that is enough to condemn you to death."
After listening to Iskander's words, Gilgamesh once again made a hate speech, and the talent for group ridicule can be said to be almost full.
"So, Archer, have you actually owned and seen the Holy Grail at one time? So what exactly does the Holy Grail look like? ”
Gilgamesh's identity had been exposed by Weiyun before, so everyone understood the meaning of his words, and Iskandar curiously asked him about the news of the Holy Grail, which was really not shy at all.
"Miscellaneous cultivators, don't compare this king with you miscellaneous cultivators, there are so many things in this king's treasury that this king himself doesn't know what they are, and things like the Holy Grail have not attracted the attention of this king at all."
After taking a sip of wine, Gilgamesh continued to show off his wealth, in short, to highlight a domineering "all the treasures in the world are Lao Tzu, but Lao Tzu doesn't know what's inside".
“......”
Because this forced pretense was so simple and direct, several people in the garden were silent for a few seconds, and it was obvious that everyone was choked up by this answer.
But Gilgamesh was still drinking without a red face and a heartbeat, highlighting the embarrassing symptoms that the patients with secondary two diseases did not know at all.