Truth or Dare (1)
Yu Dongchen felt that he had lived as a [living widow], and he loved corpses more than he could. He couldn't interfere with his indulgence in his career, so he had to swallow his grievances in his stomach alone.
So he grinned, deliberately diverted the topic, and put on his cutest smile: "That, are you hungry?" Would you like to eat apples? I'll cut it for you. ”
Yu Dongchen looked at Gu Zong with resentment.
Therefore, the smile is getting more and more cute~
Yu Dongchen grinded his teeth, rubbed his hair vigorously, and suddenly remembered something: "Xiao Guzong, what's the matter between you and that Officer Li?" Why do you dream of him in your dreams? ”
"He's my colleague." So he shrugged his shoulders, "I took good care of myself in Hainan, and last time a victim's family disagreed with an autopsy and beat me with a hoe, but Officer Li stopped me." ”
The more Yu Dongchen thought about it, the more wrong it became.
Therefore, even though he fainted in the forensic office due to excessive fatigue, Officer Li Yan nervously gave birth to a baby like his daughter-in-law.
"No way, that kid must have thoughts about you." Yu Dongchen said hatefully, his own little family is so cute, there are definitely a lot of people who want to mess with him outside!
So he puffed up and poked him with his fingers: "Don't talk nonsense... Then you have a pretty good relationship with that little Wang in the fitness club. ”
Last time Yu Dongchen had a party at home, Xiao Wang was drunk and crawled to Yu Dongchen's bed, although nothing happened to the two, so he had already secretly poked and poked this incident in his heart.
Yu Dongchen's eyes widened, and he almost knelt down: "Damn, what can I have to do with Xiao Wang?" He's just a small employee. ”
"I don't believe it, hum~"
"Obviously, you have a better relationship with that Officer Li, and they made you a bento last time! I saw it all! ”
"Then that's because he's done too much, and he can't finish it alone!"
"Humph!"
The two of them quarreled for a few minutes, like elementary school students, and the scene was quite childish.
In the end, Yu Dongchen took out his mobile phone and proposed a solution: "Success!" I have a solution! You and I called Xiao Wang and Officer Li separately, pretending to say "I'm in love with you" and seeing their reactions! ”
Therefore, the baby's face showed embarrassment: "This... It's not good. ”
"Little indulgence, you have a weak heart! Hum! ”
"I, I, I, I... Okay, you call first! ”
It was so happily decided.
Yu Dongchen called first, he chirped and flipped out the address book of his mobile phone, and looked at Xiao Gu Zong next to him defiantly, the mobile phone was dialed, and Xiao Wang answered the phone after a while.
"Hey, Brother Dong, why did you remember to call me?" Xiao Wang's happy voice floated in, obviously he was quite happy.
So he listened to it on the side and let out a long snort.
The tone is so intimate, and he said that it was no problem!
Yu Dongchen cleared his throat and solemnly said: "Xiao Wang... Well, I have something to tell you. ”
Xiao Wang: "Brother Dong, you say, your own brother, don't see outside." ”
Yu Dongchen looked at Gu Zong, and his tone was very serious: "Xiao Wang, I found out that I fell in love with you." ”
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment.
So he pricked up his ears nervously, wanting to hear Xiao Wang's reaction.
On the other end of the phone, Xiao Wang suddenly broke out: "Wori! Yu Dongchen, I'm Cao Nyima's! Why do I treat you as a brother, and you actually want to me?! Lao Tzu is a disciplined person, I have a wife! Damn, I resign! I'm quitting now! Damn, are you worthy of the forensic doctor? A few days ago, I told Lao Tzu how much you love him, and now you have changed your mind? , I'm sorry for the forensic doctor! Yu Dongchen, you scumbag! Phew, don't die well! ”