Chapter 552: The Meaning of Existence
"This is honey rattan pepper pork head meat, please taste it, madam."
In the hall, Danzou sat on the main seat with Chiyo in his arms, full of spring breeze.
With a beautiful wife by his side, his disciples are filial and speak well, what is there not to be satisfied with as an old man who is over half a hundred years old?
Chiyo took a small bite, even with the taste of praise, picked up a hot water kettle, and poured the orange water inside into Tuanzo's mouth.
Moistening his throat, Tuan Zang became more and more happy, and even came to the front of the stage and performed a piece of Konoha Shake live.
"Rest assured, the Blackwater Building can withstand a 15-magnitude earthquake!"
Yasuo's chant calmed the crowd, and everyone returned to their places to enjoy their meal and watch the dance of the elders.
"It is worthy of being the king of the Konoha dance, Uncle Tuanzang's dancing posture is really pleasing to the eye!"
Sarutobi Shinnosuke is black and thin.
As the lieutenant of Tatsumi Uchiha, he was in charge of oil exploration in the village of Sand Hide.
In the vast desert, under the rolling yellow sand, there is a heart-warming wealth, and Shinnosuke is with his white-eyed, oil-girl team, looking for mineral deposits day and night.
Although it feels good to dedicate himself to Konoha, returning to his hometown after a long absence, attending the birthday party of Uncle Danzo, who has taken care of him a lot since he was a child, still makes Shinnosuke very happy.
However, Lake Biwa on the side obviously did not look very good.
She picked up a prawn from the plate, dipped it in the sauce dish next to her, and was about to put it in her mouth, but the building swung it again, and the prawn fell on the table, and the chopsticks stuck in her nostrils.
Covering your nosebleeds while throwing the prawns into your mouth while no one is around, the fresh aroma of the sea fills your taste buds in a moment, which is extremely satisfying.
This kid has finally done something serious, and this ocean fishing is indeed a great thing for Konoha!
Swallowing the prawns, Lake Biwa glanced at Danzo, who was in the midst of damping vibrations, shook his head, and said, "Although Danzo's dance is full of power and beauty, it lacks a sense of rhythm. ”
"Mother, I don't agree with that."
Shinnosuke, who was black and thin-faced like Ah San, retorted: "You look at Uncle Tuanzang's buttocks, every inch of muscle is beating rhythmically, and the huge elasticity compresses and rebounds over and over again, how can it be said that there is no sense of rhythm?" ”
After a pause, he looked at the nosebleed that flowed from between his fingers and said, "Mother, don't have a different heart, aren't you also conquered by Uncle Danzang's masculine charm?" ”
Bang!
Biwako punched his eldest son in the back of the head and said angrily, "Don't say strange things, your father has only been away from home for less than a year!" ”
As he spoke, Lake Biwa took out his phone and opened a video of a fight.
"Look, this is called dance, it's called rhythm, and this guy is still far from it!"
The defeat in the dance forest competition last time was the biggest pain in Lake Biwa's heart, second only to Hinata leaving.
What she is showing Shinnosuke now is the scene of the contest between Mr. Beaver and Danzo, in which the beaver is performing a ghost step with the steps of the six relatives who do not recognize him.
"Shhhh
Shinnosuke let out a gasp and exclaimed, "Although I still appreciate Uncle Danzo's masculine dancing more, this dance is also very infectious, especially the two glow sticks, which are so cool......"
The lights are a little dim during the dance, and the long fangs that are engorged because of dancing look unusually bewitching and beautiful under the transmission of the red light of the True Vision Guard.
At the same time, in the far corner of the venue, beavers poked plates of food with their tusks.
If it weren't for the large enough feast of the whole pigs on the table and the large enough food, the beaver's behavior would be called a whirlwind.
Whew!
The old beaver pointed his fangs at the food, then shook his head, his gray, sparse hair like a vulture's stray hair, fluttering with his head.
After the blood and shadow, after the red rays, a huge hoof was divided into pieces of fat but not greasy flesh by the long teeth.
As soon as the old beaver looked up again, the pieces of meat were picked up on Sasuke and Obito's plates.
"You all eat, look at the teacher what I'm doing!"
Sasuke was stunned as he looked at the cut piece of meat, but Obito picked up the meat cut by his master and chewed it.
The old beaver was dissatisfied, poked a piece of fat with his fangs and stuffed it into Sasuke's mouth.
"Sasuke, why are you frowning? Today is the day when the first movie invested by Beaver Entertainment is released, you have to be happy! ”
"Ahem, ahem!"
Sasuke almost choked to death, and quickly shook his hand, "I'm full...... Satiety...... Ahem! ”
"Hey, you're obviously not full, and you don't even have a bulging belly."
The old beaver shook his head, with a look of remembrance in his eyes: "Do you think that being a teacher is gluttonous for the sake of appetite?" ”
Sasuke and Obito both nodded subconsciously, and their movements were very neat.
"Definitely!"
The old beaver's expression was very sacred: "The old man is a person who has died once, and he has spent an extremely difficult time.
On the boundless sea, oh no, under the sight of the sun, wasting food is an unforgivable sin.
The old man had eaten the roots of lizards, ants, mice, earthworms, and various unknown plants, and it was with this kind of thing that the old man survived.
It was that experience that made the old man understand what the difference between life and death is!
To live, you have to eat, you have to eat meat, you have to eat all kinds of things!
The old man is the remnant of the old era, and there is no ship to carry me in the new era!
The old man should have died, but he survived to this day.
And I keep eating these foods just to find the reality that I'm still alive! ~Hiccup~"
The orange soda drank a little too much, the old beaver burped, glanced at it secretly, and saw that the two disciples looked shocked, as if their brains were dead, and hurriedly stuffed a pig's intestine into their mouths.
The old beaver cried happily.
Tuanzang little ghost, why don't you celebrate your birthday every day!
Such an expensive pork, relying on the old man's two uncompetitive disciples, one sells his face and the other swallows a light bulb, he really can't afford to eat it!
Touching his belly, the beaver frowned.
He scolded in a low voice: "The old man is finally full, you damn tanuki, stealing again!" ”
At this time, Shouhe's lazy voice sounded in the old man's mind, "Don't be so stingy, as a big ......"
"Huh?" The old beaver snorted coldly.
"Uh, it's the tanuki's human pillar force, Madara-sama, you should eat more white food, I'll help you share some of it, it's a good thing! What's more, when I made that movie, I had a lot of credit......"
"Hmph, even if you have a little bit of truth in what you said, but I've said it many times, don't call me Madara, the strange man who used to dance with the pillar is dead, and now there is only an ordinary old man, Hai Moumou.
By the way, speaking of movies, you performed well, let's add a chicken leg to you! ”
As he spoke, as a red light flashed, Cardo, who was holding a chicken leg at the adjacent table and was about to swallow it in one bite, suddenly bit into the air.
Seeing that his hands were empty, Cardo scratched his head.
Where's my chicken leg?
What a big chicken leg?
At this time, Suzumi Uzumaki noticed her lover's movements, took him into her arms, and said happily: "Little Caddo baby, I knew you could, eat more, and you will definitely become a strong man!" ”
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Thank you Jojo for the reward. 110.
To tell the truth, I really don't want to give any more rewards, I deserve it, I deserve it!
My stomach hurts today, I'm hospitalized tomorrow, and I hope you can wait for me to come back.
It's a minor operation, and it shouldn't be long!
Thank you!
It's gone today, ┗( T_T )┛