Chapter 25: Hee Hee Hey - Channel H is streaming live for you
(The innocent author Jun released it to know that cc that a oops V is actually a sensitive word.) )
Eagle's Nest Mountain, also known as the Eagle's Nest Fort, or simply the Eagle's Nest.
In just over two hundred years, the Hammer Dwarves have hollowed out two-thirds of the vast mountain and built magnificent interiors in the vast hollows.
"If you look closely, it does look a bit like an eagle's head, and when you look at it from a distance when you are in Eripeak, it is an awl mountain." Carlos's words were echoed by Biglas and Brick.
The real Azeroth isn't the size it was in the game. People need houses, they need food, these have to be provided by the land, there is not enough living space, and the species cannot reproduce at all. So the real Eagle's Nest Mountain, which is terrifyingly tall, standing on the big square outside the Eagle's Nest, you need to do the same as performing sword swallowing juggling to see the top of the mountain.
"Uncle Fang Brick, have you finished arranging?" Due to the lack of manpower, Carlos and Biglas also put down the noble shelves and placed magical equipment with the soldiers.
"It's almost time to start debugging." Fang Brick tries to trigger the crystal ball in his hand, and when he finds a magic reaction, he beckons Carlos and Biglas back to his residence.
The griffin knight flies so high, and when it looks on the ground, it's like two mosquitoes fighting, what is there to see. If you don't use a ready-made ** teacher, you will have a sick brain.
Dwarves are all born miners, and the bricks that are allowed to enter the Eagle's Nest Mountain are like being in heaven, and all kinds of precious magic gems that are valuable in the human world can be bought in the Eagle's Nest Mountain, and they have borrowed 100 gold coins from Carlos Credit, and the bricks have gotten a lot of good goods, so that there is now the possibility of live broadcasting.
Biglas didn't know magic at all, so he picked an apple-flavored fruit in the fruit bowl that tasted similar to a peach, and sat on the side, peeling and eating the meat.
"Uncle Fang Brick, I heard my mother tell me that opal can be used to cast spells like the Eye of Detection, what is the use of adding green crystal?" Carlos asked.
"Do you think the old man will let us huddle together to watch the crystal ball? Please don't insult the old man's expertise. Hmph, recently, Kenrito's guys have been getting more and more watery, and a group of guys who can only explode, flame, and incinerate can also be rated as ** divisions. The mystery of the mage lies in creating a zào miracle! Or is the study of Master Kel'thugad closer to life? Fang Brick even complained and explained to Carlos, "I will place the crystal ball in the clear water mixed with the magic potion to perform the water curtain technique, but the blended magic potion will have a pink color difference when the water curtain is cast. I've tried a lot of ways to improve the magic potions used for blending, trying to eliminate the color difference, but they all failed. Later, the master of Kel'thugad built yì I started with the water curtain technique, which may be more effective. So I discovered that the green medium could neutralize the pink, and the spell was completely complete. As a result, the sub-spell evaluation team actually said that my invention was the most boring spell of the year, and awarded me a certificate of the Golden Lemon Award. ”
Ignoring the brick's anger, Carlos' attention was completely drawn to the name Kel'thugad.
Kel'thugad, born into a family of ordinary shepherds in Alterac, raised by two older brothers. Because of poverty, the young Kel'thugad had no chance to study at all. However, at the age of six---- Kel'thugad was discovered to have a strong magical talent and was attacked by a mountain lion in the wild, the frightened Kel'thugad realized the mystery of ice magic and froze the mountain lion into an ice sculpture. When the adults who heard the news went to check on the scene of the incident the next day, there was only a pool of blood mixed with white powder on the grass---- and the bones were frozen to slag. Later, the matter became known to the mages of Dalaran, and Kel'thugad was specially invited to study at the Dalaran mage school. Hungry for knowledge and learning the basics of magic that would seem boring to ordinary people, he completed in four years what it would take others eight or even ten years to complete, and went from an apprentice to a junior mage. At the same time, Kel'thugad was promoted to an intermediate mage, and the speed of a high-level mage is also a record that no one has broken over the years, although he became a ** master three years later than Fang Brick, but at this point in time, Kel'thugad is already a member of the six-member council ---- the highest authority of Kenrito, the deputy of the ** master of Dalaran, Anton Danis, and the vice president of the Mage Association.
Could it be that the person who has something to do with the position of Speaker will either be blackened or die in the end, this is the decision of the will of the great universe, which cannot be changed and cannot be stopped? With a groove in his mind, Carlos refocused his attention on the bricks.
Because Kel'thugad's blackening began with the study of the warlock-type shadow magic left behind by Gul'dan after the end of the Second Orc War. At this point in time, Kel'thugad is simply the protagonist of the mage adventure novel, and the positive one could not be more positive and the tall and full image. At the same time, Kel'thugad in the official novel also contributed greatly to the Alliance's victory in the Second Orc War---- unlike Antonis, who specializes in defensive magic, Kel'thugad is a generalist, and he once had an ultra-long-distance magical encounter with Gul'dan, successfully thwarting Gul'dan's plot to use magic to destroy the main force of the Miè Alliance. Will a man who can face Wu Yanzu be a bad person? (Some people may not know Wu Yanzu's stalk, the author will explain to you: In Blizzard's Warcraft movie, Guldan is starring Chinese movie star Wu Yanzu.) The audience complained one after another, Wu Yanzu, if you go to various human cities, the women will fall under the halo of your appearance and become your brainless fans, what kind of battle are you fighting. So there is the saying that Guldan, the first handsome guy in World of Warcraft. )
"It's almost over, the magic scout ball on the east side is blocked by something, you send someone out to deal with it. Which one? Number 4 that. After sending Carlos away, the brick cast a final spell to release the two mage eyes, leaned his staff against the window to receive the magic signal, and pulled a small coffee table against the base of the staff.
"It's just one last step away." The brick began to chant the incantation, took out the small wand hidden in the cuff and began to cast the spell, and the pink mist rose from the magic water basin, condensed into a water curtain, and the image of the Eagle's Nest Mountain appeared on the water curtain.
"I'll go, it's still HD!" Excited, Carlos came out with a Chinese phrase.
"Huh?"
"What did you say?"
Facing the puzzled gazes of the two, Carlos explained: "It's so surprising, it's so shocking, it makes me incoherent, and the spell that won the Golden Lemon Award really deserves its name." ”
"......" thought about it, and the bricks did not explain anything.
"Open the door and check the water meter?" A dwarven mage broke into the room with four treasury guards dressed in Mithril armor.
"Oh, it's the brick master casting a spell. Our Eagle's Nest Mountain's Mage Tower detected a Level 6 Arcane Reaction and sent me over to check it out. I'll go, it's still HD! The master of square bricks is indeed worthy of the title of ** master! The dwarven mage said with amazement and adoration in his eyes.
"......" thought about it and endured it, but Fang Brick still didn't explain anything.
In the end, Carlos, Brick, Biglas, and the Dwarven Mage each pulled a chair and sat down side by side, and the three Treasury Guards and four Mission Guards stood in a row behind the four (one of the dwarves had gone back to the Mage Tower to report the news).
The small wand in Fang Brick's hand pointed at the water curtain and did not dare to move away, and it was used as a remote control and a generator.
PS1: Treasury Guard--- Brute Hammer Dwarven elite class, limited to Dwarves. Class provides +4 Strength, +2 Agility, +6 Constitution, +2 Magic Resistance, and +5 Strength Stats. Standard Equipment: Mithril Full Body Armor, +9 Magic Resistance, +5 Strong, Very Lightweight, +3 Movement Speed, Enchanted. Although it can't achieve the magic immunity of the Spellbreaker, it is also extremely high in magic resistance, and the Dwarf's strong melee ability is even better than the Spellbreaker. Fearsome mage killer and light armor unit nemesis. Disadvantages: The requirements for personnel are extremely high, and the equipment is expensive. The Copperbeard Dwarves of Ironforge have a similar class: Chamber Guards.
Ps2: The h in cc**-h refers to hIghsKY, and those who want to deviate are all big h.