Chapter 136: Tongue Battle (2)
"Order!" Zhu Mingming stood up and smiled at the sales manager: "Are you ready?" Generally speaking, it only takes me three seconds to answer this kind of question, and your level is too poor, so I'll give you thirty seconds, right? ”
"You ......" The sales manager wanted to refute, and looked at the more than fifty people looking at him in unison, many people were still instigated by themselves, and they couldn't lose this face, and they were afraid that Qiao Bei would take the opportunity to rectify himself, so he shouted: "What can you do?" What right do you have to test me? ”
"Who is he? Proper Ouchi No. 1 chief eunuch! Qiao Bei said with a smile: "Fools can see that this is obviously representing me, as the newly appointed general manager, can't I test the talents of my subordinates?" Isn't that enough? ”
"......," Zhu Mingming scolded secretly.
"I've quit!" The sales manager exclaimed: "I don't need to answer your questions, I care about our rights and interests now, the rights and interests of all Metro employees!" ”
"Equity? What are the benefits? Since you joined, has Xincheng missed any of you a dime's salary? Which month's commission was not paid to you? What month of employee benefits has not been paid? Is the new city bad money? ”
Qiao Beiyue said more and more angry: "Okay, if you talk about rights and interests, I will come to fight with you about rights and interests, you submit a resignation application, I will tell you clearly, no approval!" If you go through the bullshit contract downloaded from the Internet by the HR manager, does it say that you have to abide by the rules of the new city if you are in the city for a day? Why are you so fierce to me, deduct money! I announce that your salary will be reduced by 50 percent! ”
"Good!" Liu Yanqin seemed to understand Qiao Bei's meaning a little.
The sales manager was about to shout, but Qiao Bei had already stopped: "I want to warn you, your salary has been deducted, it doesn't count, you have to lose the company's money!" If you dare to make trouble in the company, you can be held legally responsible. Isn't that what I said, what the contract says, HR manager, is that what it is? ”
The personnel manager didn't dare to say anything, and she didn't know it herself, so she just downloaded a template from the Internet at the beginning.
Qiao Bei looked at the sales manager and smiled: "What's more, if I don't approve your resignation for a day, you will have to stay in Xincheng for a day." If you want to leave, it is a violation of the company's regulations, and the contract is clearly written, in order to ensure that the company's business secrets are not leaked, you are not allowed to work in the same industry for three years, if you dare to violate, I will sue you for bankruptcy, so that you will not be able to stretch your waist for the rest of your life! Then you think about it, if you don't mix in this industry for three years, why is the company still pulling you? ”
What's the matter, when the master did it for nothing? Last night, I kept seeing the gold stars in my eyes, so I trained you today!
The sales manager was angrily reprimanded by Qiao Bei, and his arrogance was extinguished. Qiao Bei's treacherous plan succeeded, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he said: "I don't even understand this basic law and regulation, why do you want to be a sales manager?" I'm telling you, now, I seriously doubt your personal ability, obviously, test him! ”
He was the first to jump out, and he had to be subdued!
"What can you test me? Sales industry, you know? "Sales are dismissive.
Qiao Bei turned around and took out a bag of flattened soft white sand from Zhu Mingming's pocket, took out one and put it in his mouth, without looking at him at all.
Zhu Mingming understood, hurriedly clicked it, and said to the sales manager: "Don't be arrogant, no, no, I really can't stand it, I'll give you the easiest question for your debut." ”
"You say! As long as it is within the scope of sale. "The sales manager was so excited.
Zhu Mingming was overjoyed, but his face remained silent: "Listen, green peppers cost 4 yuan a catty, red beauty peppers cost 7 yuan a catty, millet peppers cost 15 yuan a catty, coriander 7 yuan a catty, potatoes 1 yuan a catty, 5 yuan and six catties, cucumbers 2 yuan a catty, long beans 3 yuan 5 cents a catty, green beans 4 yuan a catty, carrots 2 yuan a catty." ”
"The customer asked for half a catty of green peppers, half a catty of beauty peppers, three taels of millet peppers, 4 catties of cucumbers, ten catties of potatoes, 2 catties of long beans, half a catty of coriander, and took a piece of 100 yuan, how much should I find a customer?"
After speaking, Zhu Mingming took his mobile phone and pinched the watch: "Let's start...... 30,29…… 3, 2, 1, the time is up. ”
The sales manager was stunned, he never expected Zhu Mingming to ask him such a question, the topic was basically listened to in the back, and forgot the front.
"What's this?" The sales manager shouted.
Qiao Bei sneered: "Isn't your fruit and vegetable industry allowed to be retailed? As a sales manager, you can't even figure out this account, are you still selling? ”
"Xincheng is all computer-based, and there are special cashiers, who only need to enter according to the cashier system to ......," the sales manager retorted.
"Ouch...... What if one day the system goes down? What if there is a power outage one day? Shall we not do business? According to you, if one day our peers want to run on us, and suddenly cut off our electricity, or poison our cash register system, will they not do business? Everyone closes the door and goes home to sleep? ”
Qiao Bei pointed at the sales manager and scolded: "Do you want to tell me again that you, as a dignified sales manager, only focus on the big head, and don't have to worry about such trivial things?" ”
That's exactly what the sales manager thinks.
Qiao Bei shook his head: "As a department manager, should you know everything within your scope of responsibility?" Do you have to deal with unexpected situations from all sides at any time? Otherwise, what do you want you to do? ”
The sales manager was so disciplined that he didn't dare to speak anymore, but he was still unconvinced.
Qiao Bei smiled, turned his head and asked Liu Yanqin: "Sister Qin, have you figured it out?" ”
"Hehe......" Liu Yanqin has been watching from the sidelines, looking at Qiao Bei differently in her heart, and said with a smile: "Qiao always wants to test me, I'll try?" It's 37.5 yuan in total, and it should be 62.5 yuan in change, Mr. Qiao, am I right? ”
"No, I should make 62 yuan in change, because I will take two shallots and make up the whole number!" Zhu Mingming smiled proudly.
Liu Yanqin said with a smile: "Then it seems that I will also strengthen my studies." ”
"You don't have to, you God of Wealth, offer!" Qiao Bei grinned at Liu Yanqin, and continued to shout at the people below who were dizzy: "There are masters below, all of them are from the branches, you come up with a few questions to test Mingming, if any one person is stumped Mingming, the company will reward a thousand yuan, Sister Qin, it will be distributed today!" ”
"Good!" Of course, Liu Yanqin cooperated.
No one at the bottom said a word, and Qiao Bei said excitedly: "There is no one with urine?" Didn't they all come at me? A thousand yuan, obediently, you can buy vegetables for half a tricycle. ”
If no one responds, the young master's Shang Yingli wood that has been brewing in the middle of the night will be in vain.
Seeing that no one answered, Qiao Bei shouted again: "Two thousand yuan!" As long as anyone is stumped, two thousand yuan will be distributed on the spot! ”
Everyone hesitated, and they all rushed to get the money, or they would come to join in the fun.
Once with Zhang Zhiping's little brother, who had stayed in Jingding before, a branch manager watched for most of the day, although he didn't understand what Qiao Bei was going to do, but he definitely wanted to cure these people, and immediately stood up: "I'll come!" ”
"Good! Even if you make the question, you are going to be stumped, two thousand yuan, take it! "Qiao Bei is a big mess.
"Apple 5 yuan a pound ......" branch manager came up with a long question, as soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Mingming shouted: "57 yuan." ”
The branch manager looked at the numbers on his mobile phone and nodded yes, and said two more words, but Zhu Mingming still answered in one bite, without even blinking and thinking about it.
Someone took the lead, everyone rushed for money again, and a few people had the courage to stand up and take their mobile phones to ask questions, and Zhu Mingming answered casually without thinking.
Then no one asked, people are faster than your phone, and it's not interesting to ask again.
"Who else?" Zhu Mingming was extremely arrogant.
Qiao Bei kicked Zhu Mingming hard in the back, what a deal, stealing the limelight from the master!
Zhu Mingming turned his head to look at Qiao Bei and glared at him, naturally understood in his heart, and returned to sit down behind Qiao Bei with satisfaction.
"After the sales department is finished, let's talk about your personnel department. In such a big company, no one goes to work, what do you do as a personnel manager? Even if you can't get everyone back to work, shouldn't you report it up? Rise? ”
Qiao Bei said a word and asked, "What about the network director?" ”
The network supervisor stood up.
"Just look at your broken network department, what kind of appearance do you make? After a day's work, isn't it bullshit that has been crushed by others, and the online score is actually as low as one point? What do you do? There are three or four people in the network department, and one network operation can't be done? ”
"Mr. Qiao, are you here to laugh at us today?" The network supervisor is a typical science and engineering man.
"You? It's not worth my ridicule, I haven't had time to pay attention to you now, I'll teach you how to play the Internet when I go back! Qiao Bei smiled indifferently.
The network director sneered: "Okay, all our colleagues in the network department are waiting respectfully. ”
Next, Qiao Bei scolded all the department heads again, and those who dared to talk back were all refuted, but they did not scold the employees of the branch, except for the branch manager.
scolded coolly, Qiao Bei slowly shouted: "Let's talk about it, in the past three days, all the employees who stick to their posts will be given 500 yuan in benefits per person on the National Day, and they will be distributed now!" ”
After Liu Yanqin called everyone to inform everyone to come, she had already prepared cash, and when she heard Qiao Bei say, she nodded to the back, and the financial assistant took out a bag of money and handed it to Qiao Bei.
Qiao Bei didn't look at it, and handed it directly to Lin Yue, who got up and took it, and poured a bag of money on a desk.
The employees below suddenly look at me, I look at you, and the people who insist on going to work are slowly overjoyed.
Having money to make is of course the best.
"Send money!" Qiao Bei called softly, and the financial assistant took a list to roll call.
Those who are named will come up and receive the money, five hundred yuan per person.
It was the turn of Zhu Mingming, who had gone to the secret visit before, to win the girl, Qiao Bei shouted again: "She sent a thousand!" ”
The girl was confused, how could she have five hundred more than others, although she already knew that these three were the people who went to the store yesterday.
"Special care for the families of senior executives." Zhu Mingming grinned at the girl.
"Get out!" Qiao Bei scolded angrily and smiled at the girl: "Your name is Li Ya, right?" I've been to all the branches, but you're the only one who sticks to one branch, and you're dedicated, and I want to praise you, but verbal praise is too superficial, so I decided to use money to show my respect for your work! ”
"That's what I'm supposed to do." Li Ya responded modestly, received a thousand yuan, and turned to go down.
After everyone had received the money, Qiao Bei cleared his throat and shouted, "I know that you all have questions about the company, this is normal. I have come to solve the doubts in your hearts. I know that most of you are serious workers, just egging on others and tossing around behind your back, and I don't blame you. ”
"You guys just do your own thing, and then give me half a month, and after half a month, you can see if I can fly with you!" Qiao Bei smiled slightly and continued: "Now, announce the personnel adjustment. ”
"In addition to the finance department and the network department, all the other department managers, to the end, down to the branch to study, for half a month, starting from the promoter, every position must be experienced, every position must be personally assessed. Pass the assessment and get promoted. Those who fail to pass the assessment will continue to study. ”
"The original branch manager went to the end and sent down the study for a week. Also pass the assessment and then consider the lift. Next, I reported my name, and I mentioned it as the branch manager, Li Ya, ** branch manager...... I, the general manager and HR manager, all the current recruits must pass my interview. ”
Qiao Bei reported the list of all the adjusted personnel, and coaxed for a while, then stood up and shouted at everyone: "Now, go back to the branch and prepare to receive the goods!" ”
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