Chapter 11 The human heart is not ancient
Chu Yun settled here like this.
"Host, isn't it time for you to go out and do good?" said the system with a grumbling voice.
"If you don't say it, I'm going to forget it........." Chu Yun slapped his thigh sharply, and then said.
The "............" system regretted it even more, he was absolutely blind to choose him as the master, absolutely!
Chu Yun cleaned up briefly, and then went out to prepare to help the old man and old lady cross the road.
Well, this is already the fastest, most effective, and easiest way he can think of.
"Auntie, do you want to cross the street, I'll help you!"
", you stinky boy, am I that old?
“.........”
"Uncle, don't move if you stand there, I'll go over and help you over!"
"You bastard, I just managed to walk over, why did you drag me back again!!"
“.........”
"Old man, do you need help? You see that you are so old, and it is strange to carry a jar. ”
Chu Yun hurriedly went up to help the old man hold the small jar.
But before he took two steps, Chu Yun suddenly stepped on a banana peel.
"Oops. "Click!"
The jar fell directly to the ground, and the dust inside splattered all over the ground.
"Uncle, why did you say you had nothing to do with so much soil in the jar?" Chu Yun patted the ashes on his buttocks, and then stood up.
"That's not dirt. The old man's face was blood-red, and he looked like a rooster.
"That's ...... Sand?" Chu Yun continued.
"That's my wife's ashes!" the old man slapped Chu Yun on the head angrily.
"You little bunny! You give back my wife! Give me back my wife!"
"You damn immoral thing! Little bastard, the old man has to strangle you today!" The old man pinched Chu Yun's neck tightly with both hands, and he had a great posture of fighting to the death with Chu Yun!
Fortunately, the person next to him quickly pulled away the old man, which allowed Chu Yun to escape.
Chu Yun ran to the corner of the street, he held his chest, and kept panting up and down.
"System, why do you think I have such an idea? I've been busy all day, and I haven't made any merit, but I've made so much karma!" Chu Yun's face was loveless.
"I've lived for so many years, it's really the first time I've seen such a brainless person as you!" the system scolded directly.
The system has really seen Chu Yun's power today, this guy is really too evil.
This level of bad luck is just like opening a hanging!
No matter how enthusiastic and helpful Chu Yun was, he would always do bad things with good intentions.
"Host, I suggest you go find a brick. The system said in an unkind tone.
"Why are you looking for bricks? You want me to take a picture of the old man? That's not good, it's really my fault just now. And he's so old, what if I'm slapped to death all at once?" Chu Yun's head shook like a rattle.
"I mean you should quickly find a brick and shoot yourself on the head, it's better to shoot yourself to death! You evil spirit should go to reincarnation as soon as possible, maybe you can have a good reincarnation in the next life." "The system began to bury Chu Yun again.
"You've already fused with me, if I die, won't you die too?" Chu Yun suddenly asked.
"Hehe, it's good to die, it's a hundred. With a master like you, it's better to just let me die!" the system sneered, and then said coldly.
"........." Chu Yun was speechless, was he really that unbearable?
"Actually, you can't really blame me for that. I'm really unlucky today, I won't talk about the old man just now. The old lady at noon, I still remember it! You said that she fell, I was kind enough to help others, and she still wanted to slander me! If I hadn't run fast, I guess I wouldn't even be able to afford to eat today!" Chu Yun's face was sad, and he felt that he was alive...... It's really hard!
"You stupid dick, you won't use your heavenly eyes to see before helping people? Although your heavenly eyes are a little spicy, they are still a little usable!" The system's tone was full of disdain.
"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier!" Chu Yun slapped his forehead suddenly, and reacted immediately.
"I was meant to tell you. The system said.
"Then why didn't you tell me later?" Chu Yun wondered.
"Because you're so stupid, I don't want to talk to Silly X!"
"........." Chu Yun felt that it would be better to talk less to the system in the future, this guy is really too capable of scaring people!
If it doesn't scold itself for a day, it will probably feel uncomfortable.
Chu Yun continued to help the old man and the old lady cross the road, this time he learned to be smart.
He first opened the Heavenly Eye, and when he saw the person with more merit behind him, he would go to help.
And those who have karma behind them, he doesn't care about them.
In this way, he is much more efficient.
In one afternoon, he gained about ten points of merit.
In the evening, when Chu Yun returned home, he was slumped on the sofa motionless.
"Host, can you please stop slumping there like a dead dog?"
"System, can you shut your mouth and let me rest for a while, I'm really tired today. Chu Yun gasped.
"Rubbish!" the system snorted, then stopped talking.
"Anyway, why did I work so hard all afternoon to gain such a little merit?" Chu Yun said with some puzzlement in his tone.
"Do you think merit is so easy to obtain? Saving an ordinary person's life can only gain a hundred merits. You said you would help an old lady cross the street, how much merit do you want?"
"Wait, saving an ordinary person's life is a hundred merits, then the one I saved before was a god of war, why is it only a hundred merits!" Chu Yun suddenly remembered something, and he hurriedly asked.
"You just woke him up, and he didn't die, 100 merit is a lot. The system hesitated for a moment, then said.
"You don't talk nonsense with me, a military god, even if you just wake up, you can't get a hundred merits! To be honest, did you secretly withhold my merit points?" Chu Yun looked angry, and he questioned the system.
The "........." system did not speak, just a silence.
After a while.
"Well, you've found out. The system said helplessly.
"Sure enough, your lack of virtue system is really too lacking in virtue!" Chu Yun looked resentful.
"Hurry up and give me back my merits!" Chu Yun shouted loudly.
"I won't give it, I have the ability to bite me, hahahaha............" The system is very naughty.
If Chu Yun could see the system's expression, he would definitely see the system's smug expression.
"You don't give it to you, right, okay, then I'll stay at home every day in the future, don't go anywhere, and don't do any good things in the future!" Chu Yun snorted coldly, and then hugged his shoulders and said.
"Count you ruthless!" the system said in a gloomy tone.
"Hehe, I learned this from you. Chu Yun looked proud.
"Don't you just want merit, I'll give it to you now!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining a little merit!"
When Chu Yun heard this prompt, he was originally full of smiles, but after hearing the content clearly, his face turned pale.
"System, you bastard!!"