Acquaintances know that he rarely touches the bed in the alpaca's house at night when he sleeps.

said that his daughter-in-law suspected him of snoring, but there were other reasons at the beginning.

Considering that the alpacas were going to Xi'an to attend Lin Xiaodou's wedding the next day, it was rare for Jiajia to let the alpacas go to bed that night.

After turning off the lights at night, everything was normal, and after observing for a while the alpaca did not snore, Jiajia breathed a sigh of relief, and the person quickly fell asleep.

But soon Jiajia felt that something was wrong, and the dreams were one after another. It's rare to have a lot of dreams one after another.

At first, it was a residential building, and it always felt like a new development that I had just recently seen.

Gu Hou Bird Girl, who incarnated as a human body, was driven out of the room like disgust by the owner of the room. ", I don't want to see you again! Get out of here! ”

Before the girl could speak, an ostrich-sized egg was thrown out by the owner of the room. In an instant, there was no time to catch the bird's egg, and the cuckoo egg was instantly broken, and the egg liquid was also sprinkled all over the ground.

Seeing this scene, the girl was very distressed, and even thought that if the owner of the room could wait a few more days, this egg would become a golden egg, which could be regarded as the thought she left for him.

Thinking of their different paths, the girl gave up explaining anything, turned around and was about to leave lonely, Jiajia found that she had become a girl with a bird.

It's a very unpleasant feeling! Jiajia is about to teach the owner of the room who has no one in his eyes, reminding him that the change of heart is all the girl's hard work, but because of the relationship between sleepiness and too tired body, a new scene is unfolded.

Jiajia, who was lying on the bed in the haze, heard a knock on the door of the house, and wondered who it was in the middle of the night, but when she opened it, it was the sister-in-law who opened the door to deliver food.

"Sister-in-law, my mother said that you are pregnant, you must eat more food, let me bring you supper, you change things on the plate, I will watch you finish eating before leaving."

I was woken up in the middle of the night just to supervise myself for supper? Looking at these seven or eight things, Jiajia is a little skeptical about life, even if she shouts at the alpaca, she may not be able to eat so much!

Turned around and went to the kitchen to prepare the meat brought by the sister-in-law on the plate, and was thinking about how to fool the supper brought by the sister-in-law, when he turned around, he suddenly found that he was actually standing on the bus in a nightdress?

If you count the buses, Jiajia hasn't been in contact with them for many years.

Such a scene made Jiajia wonder at the same time, but at the same time, it was more embarrassing. Fortunately, the nightdress is a very normal daily style, and it is not more embarrassing.

Jiajia's brain began to run rapidly, thinking about what was going on, could it be that she had made an appointment with her girlfriend for a bus trip?

But no matter how you think about it, it doesn't feel right.,Usually when you go out to date your girlfriends, you either drive yourself.,Or take a taxi.,Traveling by bus is not like what you can do.。

Thinking about it, there is only one possibility, that is, dreaming, and people wake up violently.

When she woke up and saw the alpacas snoring on the side, Jiajia was sure that the previous ones were all dreams!

When I looked at the time, five hours had passed since I went to bed, and I always felt a little numb in the back of my head.

That's very wrong!

Thinking that maybe it was because she was too tired from her recent pregnancy, Jiajia didn't think much about it at first, and was ready to continue sleeping.

However, the alpaca on the side purred too loudly.

Jiajia, who could still find the rhythm of her breathing, soon found that her breathing was crooked. When I tried to find my normal breathing rhythm, I couldn't get out of the alpaca's purring spell at all.

In an instant, Jiajia, who failed to find her breathing rhythm one after another, soon felt that she was about to lose her breath! As for the strange feeling under the pillow, it is also becoming more and more apparent.

As soon as I lifted the pillow, the remote control and broken eggs and liquid in the bottom row, I didn't have to think about it, I knew that it was definitely done by an alpaca!

"Alpaca! You go sleep on the couch for me. ”

This time, Jiajia felt the need to let the alpacas stay on the couch for the rest of the day.

I've heard myself say that as long as the pillow is wrong, people will easily dream.

It's good that he gave himself this hand, but he slept so soundly!

The alpaca was sleeping happily in the dream, and the moment it was woken up, it immediately opened its mouth with sleepy eyes and hazy reflexes. "Wife, which one is the durian, the keyboard, and the bottle cap?"

I thought I could wake him up, but looking at the situation, it doesn't look like he's too sober!

Jiajia, who was in a good mood, immediately accelerated to the kitchen and squeezed a spoonful of green mustard.

When she returned to the room and saw that the alpaca was still lying on the bed and falling asleep again, Jiajia rarely spoke softly. "Alpaca, try my new mushroom soup."

After taking a sip of green mustard, before swallowing it to give a dream evaluation, the instant sour feeling permeated the whole body and stimulated the taste buds.

Alpaca tears couldn't stop flowing, and the sweet dream or something had long been left behind.

It's impossible to continue sleeping, so I can only run to the bathroom and spit out my toothbrush and tongue, hoping that the smell will disappear a little.

By the time it stops completely, the person will be almost awake.

Hearing the laughter behind him, he quickly understood what the reason for what happened to him. Still, it's okay. I was in a hurry to brush my teeth just now, and I didn't say anything about leaking.

After all, the moment of spring dream just now must not be revealed!

Alpacas will never say that they think about it day and dream at night......

To be precise, when I chatted with Brother Wang next door during the day to Xi'an, I had a set of foot massages.

Although they are all regular stores, and the service staff come to a regular set, it is inevitable that there will be a special language or two when communicating.

Here the alpaca was emphasized by the daughter-in-law that she had to sleep on the sofa, and she could only force herself to believe in one sentence. "The sofa was bought by my daughter-in-law for 30,000 yuan, and the bed is only 7,000! The price can't be compared, and the comfort level must not be compared! ”

At that time, when the daughter-in-law bought the sofa, she originally wanted to pick a set of 70,000 yuan, but unfortunately he missed the word on the spot, and the cost of 70,000 yuan was reduced to 30,000 yuan in an instant.

If you could do it again, the alpaca would never say a word more.

If that were the case, he would not be exaggerating to say that his sofa was really worth ten times more than a bed!

After another night, the alpaca thought that he was about to catch a plane and attend the wedding of Lin Xiaodou and Li Fubai, and the mustard taste in his mouth became a lot lighter.

Originally, when I got up early in the morning, the alpaca planned to go to buy breakfast for my daughter-in-law first, and then prepare for the plane. When Na Cheng wanted to sneak into the room, he found that his daughter-in-law was gone!

The bed has been packed up a long time ago, and my favorite bag and mobile phone for the past two days are not there?!

Didn't you clean up last night? Could it be that he went back to his parents' house again?

The alpaca was a little worried, and hurriedly called to ask his daughter-in-law what was going on.

When Jiajia picked up the phone, the person yawned.

Hearing a bit of noise in the background on her side, the alpaca was worried about making a noise. "Daughter-in-law, where have you been?"

"With Xixi, we made an appointment to go to the farmhouse today, and by the way, we will go to the nearby manor to play, and we will almost arrive at the ground at this time."

Hearing this, the alpaca also breathed a sigh of relief.

Xixi's words are one of her daughter-in-law's best friends, and she is also one of her ex-ex-girlfriend series. Compared with the other two girlfriends of the daughter-in-law, Xixi is the one who can take care of people the most.

Although she was still a little worried about her daughter-in-law, she wanted to shout to Xixi to take good care of her, but finally chose to give up.

It's not that I'm afraid of being suspected of spilling dog food, the key is that my daughter-in-law cooperated with Xixi last time to play her own fairy jump, which was too frightening.

If there's no need, alpacas feel like they'd better stay away from their ex-girlfriends in order to live longer!

Once again, I told my daughter-in-law not to be tired and have fun, but on the other hand, I was also relieved that my daughter-in-law had finally passed the most difficult early pregnancy.

In terms of morning sickness, the relationship has been alleviated a lot, but it is also expected that Lin Xiaodou will appear sooner on the side of the drug that can reduce the pregnancy reaction.

reminded the daughter-in-law to pay attention to the taboo, take care of herself by the way, and was about to turn off the phone to pack her luggage, when she heard the daughter-in-law shouting to stop.

"Don't hang up just yet!"

"What's wrong, daughter-in-law? I'm going to settle that Xiao Li for you again? ”

Xiao Li is the sister of a former friend who studied nursing, and because of a misunderstanding, she was driven away by her daughter-in-law with a pillow.

Although the daughter-in-law made a special phone call to apologize, and even earned a sum of money as compensation, the daughter-in-law was also very embarrassed. Originally, I was going to find someone to help me introduce a more secure person to take care of my daughter-in-law, but when I heard the phone call to stop, I was still a little curious about her new plan.

"Huh! Speaking of Xiao Li, I'll play a game with you! Play dice to guess odds and evens, a thousand turns, I eat meat or vegetables at noon today, it's up to you! ”

Hearing his daughter-in-law's words, the alpaca was still very conscious. After stepping on the stool to the dinner table, the person took out a bank card from the top of the lamp.

After a period of operation, a transfer of 10,000 yuan appeared on the daughter-in-law's Alipay.

"Daughter-in-law! Meat must be eaten! Remember to drink soup, I see you have lost weight recently! ”

Jiajia is very unhappy here, and before she can turn on the actor routine mode, the alpaca will have no sense of accomplishment when she plays like this!

Thinking of this, Jiajia made a new move.

"Hmmm! Six dishes and one soup at noon today! Go ahead and don't hang up on me! Seeing that you are performing so well, I will open a service package for you tonight, 1,000 to sleep with, 2,000 to massage......"

"Daughter-in-law, I'm in Xi'an tonight. I booked room information you know, absolutely regular hotel! You have to trust me! ”

The alpaca swallowed his saliva inexplicably, if he didn't know that his daughter-in-law didn't have the habit of checking his mobile phone, I am afraid that he would have thought that his daughter-in-law would have to come to a set of health care packages when she saw herself talking to Brother Wang and their old drivers, and it would be the theme of Li Fubai's bachelorette party!

Hearing what the daughter-in-law said about sleeping with her and massage package, the alpaca guaranteed to speak in an instant.

"Daughter-in-law! Don't worry, I'm not like them! ”

Don't care about anything else, stabilizing your daughter-in-law is the most important thing!

After thinking about it, in order to ensure that he was foolproof, the alpaca transferred another 10,000 yuan.

Seeing that he was once again being squeezed out of his private money, he just wanted to shout a big summer, and he felt what is called the cold that goes deep into the bone marrow.

"Very good, it seems that I still haven't squeezed you dry!"

Once again, when she received the latest transfer amount from the alpaca, Jiajia seemed a little surprised.

The alpaca came down twice, but it turned 20,000!

When the alpaca heard his daughter-in-law's words, he swallowed violently.

He just wants to say that the pit of his daughter-in-law is being dug at any time. If you don't lose your mind, you will fall into it again.

Thinking about it, he also told his daughter-in-law at dinner last night that in addition to the round-trip air ticket money, the money on his body this time was definitely only the gift money to give Lin Xiaodou and them.

I was thinking about how to explain it to my daughter-in-law, so I looked at his daughter-in-law and said it first. "Don't say it, I'm going to hang up the phone and talk later."

I wanted to say a few more words, but I directly received a call end prompt.

The alpaca had no choice but to take a deep breath and prepare to start packing up.

When I found the sets of clothes I wanted to take away, I was about to wear them, but I found that the clothes had already been cut almost completely, and I was wearing a white suit, leaving only the feeling of a vest.

You can guess with your toes that this is definitely the daughter-in-law's doing.

Originally, I was going to find two other sets that could also be used, but I saw that all the clothes in the closet were completely cut clean by my daughter-in-law again.

If he could, he still felt very sorry for his daughter-in-law, his daughter-in-law must have been tired of cutting last night, and he seemed to give his daughter-in-law a good rub.

After working for a long time, after making sure that none of the clothes were complete, even the underwear, the alpaca hurriedly went to the bathroom to search for another set of spare clothes that he had hidden.

After the last time the hiding place under the sofa was discovered, the alpaca changed to a new place to hide his spare clothes.

But I don't want to, in the new place here, the daughter-in-law will cut it even more......

I made sure that all the clothes and underwear were completely taken care of by my daughter-in-law, and seeing that the time from the departure airport was a little tight, instead of waiting at home for the errand boy to deliver the clothes, it was better to wear water at a time and go to a nearby store to buy a set and put it on first.

Anyway, after getting off the plane in Xi'an, there is still time to come, and then I can only buy a more desirable one to come back and replace it.

After sitting down on the plane in the morning, the alpaca's whole head was a little bigger.

When they saw Brother Wang who picked up the airport, they became a little refreshed.

"Brothers, I'm coming! Take me to buy two clothes first, and we'll start after we change them! The whole house was cut off by the daughter-in-law. I'm still afraid that I won't be able to catch the plane, so I can only go to the roadside store to buy the uncle's clothes. ”

The grandfathers in the community like to wear this kind of clothes the most, if the back is printed with numbers and words, it is a proper advertising shirt.

Not to mention the side of the pants, it always feels like the line is going to crack at the last time!

"What clothes are you still in a hurry to buy, brother, I advise you to go back to the hotel today to wash first, the mustard smell of this body is very nasty!" 7