D33.Late Oscar (Part II)
After a while, Dr. Hu's people did not arrive, and the voice arrived first.
"Big things are wrong! Oscar is gone! As soon as the words fell, Dr. Hu slammed on the door.
"Headmaster, something is wrong, Oscar is gone!" Dr. Hu said in a panic, "I didn't even fold the quilt, I only wore one sock, and he was gone!" After speaking, Dr. Hu buried his head and breathed a sigh of relief.
Huh, why, everyone is indifferent?
Dr. Hu looked up and noticed that everyone was looking at him with a strange gaze.
Then he spotted a bald head in the crowd...... An Oscar, so he pointed to Oscar in a daze, "Oscar, why are you here?!" ”
The next moment the classroom erupted in laughter.
Dai Mubai covered his stomach and slapped the table fiercely, "Doctor, just now you came over as soon as you went out, and you ran past him!" After speaking, Dai Mubai's other hand was also withdrawn and pressed on his stomach, "No, let me laugh for a while." Then he shook his shoulders and laughed comically.
And the others didn't get any better, even Ning Rongrong, who was holding back his breath, tilted his head and laughed secretly.
Flender faked coughing twice to suppress his smiling face, and once again replaced it with that cold horse face, "Don't laugh, don't laugh, since the doctor is back, then we are going to officially start classes, give me peace!" Saying that, Flender even added soul power directly to his voice, and the voice with soul power spread out quickly, suppressing everyone's laughter and successfully pulling the class back. Doctor, you go back to your seat first, and we'll start the class. ”
Dr. Hu blushed his face in embarrassment, buried his head in embarrassment, and retracted his seat without saying a word.
, labor and management detonated the classroom......
It's definitely going to be a laughing stock for these guys for a year......
However, Dr. Hu, who has more than 10 years of experience in learning from flower growers and successfully entered a junior college, quickly adjusted his mentality, did not want to do anything, his face was flat, his head was raised, my Dr. Hu was a good student, now I have to listen carefully, no one is allowed to disturb me!
Of course, my mind was blank, and I really didn't think about anything.
Ma Hongjun originally wanted to use another wave of mockery secretly, but when he saw Dr. Hu's serious face, he couldn't help swallowing back the mocking words. Well, now it's study time.
Only Oscar, who was next to him and observed Dr. Hu stomping his feet, covered his mouth and sneered.
Naturally, Dr. Hu noticed this guy and glared at Oscar with his eyes.
Laugh again, labor hammers you!
Oscar faked coughing, then put on his face and forcibly stopped his smile.
Dr. Hu retracted his gaze with satisfaction...... The children can be taught~
Puff~
The snickering sound that covered his mouth reached Dr. Hu's ears again from Oscar.
The corners of Dr. Hu's mouth twitched, and his eyes squinted at Oscar.
No, labor and management are going to hammer you to death today!
After straightening his throat, Flender smiled with satisfaction, "Today's lesson is actually very simple, as long as our protagonist is in place, the lesson can be carried out very simply." Saying that, Flender called Oscar, and then slowly swept his gaze over the crowd, "Today's lesson is to eat sausages made by Oscar." ”
Then Flender slapped his big hand on the "two kinds of sausages, at least one for each person." ”
"What kind of class is this?" Xiao Wu stood up, who wants to eat this kind of thing that sounds like a thief and obscene!
Flender's face did not change, and he had long understood this situation. Dai Mubai has been brought back to Shrek Academy for a long time, but under normal circumstances, both Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun are very resistant to eating sausages made by Oscar, of course, he actually understands the reason, but no matter how many reasons there are, it is not a reason to survive.
The soul master is not a circus clown, but an existence born for battle, whether it is a combat soul master assisting a soul master, existence is to fight, to fight with foreign enemies, and to fight fierce soul beasts, soul master has never been a profession that can sit at home and enjoy peace.
Even as students, they are not safe. As long as the level rises, they will go hunting the soul ring, although the teacher will usually help the student hunt the soul ring, but this hunting also depends on the teacher's strength. Of course, it's not Flender who is talking big, as long as this group of little monsters can run to the Soul Emperor before graduation, they can work together to help him get a soul ring to the Soul Saint.
But that kind of thing is obviously not in Flender's consideration, and the waste that can't directly hunt the soul ring can't be counted as their students at all.
But when it comes to hunting soul rings, it naturally involves survival in the wild, as well as survival in various dangerous situations.
As we all know, food is the first priority of survival, and then there are healing products, and when it really comes to life-threatening, if you still refuse because the other party is holding a life-saving straw and looks like a disgusting ball of snot, then the teacher will not cry to death in the toilet.
How did labor and management teach such a fool!
Naturally, in order to prevent this from happening, Flender set up this course. And it just so happens that the sausages made by Oscar meet the basic standards of food that people can't eat for this lesson.
"It's acclimatization." Flender's eyes widened, and he glared back at everyone, "Survival and face are more important, Oscar is a food soul master who is full of innate soul power, so the martial soul food he makes is naturally not bad." Even the best I've ever seen. Even the teachers at the school did not dare to say that their food was better than him, except for the rank. In the later study arrangement, Oscar will study with you as an auxiliary soul master, so naturally you must adapt to Oscar's martial soul. ”
"You don't want to eat sausages made by Oscar, I ......understand," Flender saw Dr. Hu who was eating a sausage in one hand as if no one else was around, and then a relieved smile appeared on his face, "It seems that someone has already understood the benefits of sausages made by Oscar before you." ”
Everyone looked at Dr. Hu in unison, and Dr. Hu glared back at the strange gaze of everyone.
What do you see, I haven't seen eating sausages, although this sausage is not as delicious as the sausage of the New Year, but eating it replenishes soul power, repairs injuries, and restores physical strength, and at the same time can give people a certain sense of satiety, what is there to hate about such a perfect thing.
Dr. Hu sighed, you people who look at faces, you are really weak.
I think that our land of Bashu is respected as the country of abundance, the capital of foodies, what strange shapes have not been eaten, flying in the sky, crawling on the ground, swimming in the water, those are basic. Drilling in the trees, arching in the grass, floating on the water, climbing in the sky, even in the cracks of the stones, we are also on the table to eat.
It's just a sausage that looks good and the soul curse is a little obscene.
You are joking with this kind of kindergarten test questions, this is simply the preschool enlightenment of adaptive training!
Dr. Hu waved his hand, "Don't look at this, this sausage tastes okay, you're welcome, you're welcome, just eat, I'll ask Oscar to serve you some more after eating." Everyone eats and drinks well, drinks deliciously~" After speaking, the mouth is open and the mouth is a mouthful.
Sure enough, let's throw him back into the roster of good students.
Flender nodded, he likes the students who support the stage, and Dr. Hu once again supported his stage, "Dr. Hu is far better than you in this regard, and he has not lost the most basic judgment because of appearance and other external factors." ”
"Soul master is not a safe profession, you need to face all kinds of enemies, soul beasts. You will face all kinds of terrible situations, food deprivation, bruises, all sorts of things, but your outward dislike may cause you to refuse the most effective medicine, the most life-saving food, and then die in a different place, not even knowing where you died. ”
Although this is a bit heavy, Flender knows in his heart that there is nothing wrong with this statement. This is not only a lesson, but also a heartfelt sigh from Flender.
To die is to save face and suffer sin.
Listening to Flender's words, Tang San picked up the sausage made by Oscar.
He is a pragmatist, and as a person from the ancient martial arts world of the flower planter, he naturally knows the saying that good medicine is bitter. In the past, there was another saying for this kind of training, that it can endure hardships and survive.
So Tang San opened his mouth and took a bite.
I thought it would be terrible, but it wasn't at all "Hey, it does taste good." Tang San said in admiration, and then finished eating the whole sausage.
"The effect is indeed very powerful, in addition to the previous treatment effect, the effect of restoring physical strength, I feel that it can also relieve fatigue and give some satiety."
Doctor Hu glanced at Tang San with a wink.
The latest conclusion is that satiety is empty, and when the sausage enters the stomach, it becomes soul power, and satiety is actually a psychological effect. For no other reason, Dr. Hu, who had not eaten breakfast, felt hungry.
Then Dai Mubai took it and ate it, and Ma Hongjun also ate it. Although they usually don't eat when they don't have a situation, some teachers in the school do eat all the time. For example, Zao Wou-Ki, and Zao Wou-Ki, and Zao Wou-Ki......
He eats old and happy.
As the number of people eating the sausages made by Oscar began to increase, the disgusting girls who had always disliked Oscar's soul curse also picked up the big sausages with poor quality and ugliness one after another, and then took a tentative bite, feeling that there was nothing unusual before continuing to eat.
And after the two sausages were in their stomachs, the eyes of several girls looking at Oscar changed.
Especially Ning Rongrong, who had a little bit of face control, did not shy away from her surprised gaze, originally she thought that the effect of Oscar's martial soul was at most similar to that of the food she had eaten, but aside from the surprise brought by the level, this effect was indeed worthy of the name of innate soul power.
Flender smiled with satisfaction, today's class is much smoother than usual because of Dr. Hu, a good student, supporting the platform! Flender couldn't help but glance approvingly at Dr. Hu, who was already chirping the third sausage. "Oscar's sausage is actually relatively simple, if you really encounter any life-threatening situation, you have to eat tree bark, grass roots, cockroaches, rats, spiders, bed bugs, and even the rotten meat of maggots, and that's what this lesson is about."
As soon as he finished speaking, the classroom suddenly fell silent.
Several girls seemed to have thought of something, especially Ning Rongrong had already turned his head to the side and started vomiting.
And Dr. Hu was not spared, and he glanced at the half-eaten sausage in his hand and fell into deep thought.
Why do you suddenly feel tasteless......
(Reminder, don't say this during your meal.) )