"Mr. Sorting Hat?" Da Yunxuan exclaimed.

"Hmm......" Mr. Sorting Hat woke up from his snoring with his eyes closed, "What......'s the matter?"

"Why did you come back with me?" Da Yunxuan rummaged through the cabinets in his room and found a mirror, and said to the Sorting Hat in the mirror, "Aren't you only able to stay at Hogwarts?" ”

"Here...... Not Hogwarts ......! The Sorting Hat closed its eyes and felt it, then its eyes widened, and it suddenly jumped off after nearly a year, suspended in mid-air, emitting a soft white light.

"Oh my God, here...... What a place is this. The Sorting Hat was already a little confused, he had actually been asleep most of the time since he became conscious, and he had been awake for less than a month every year, and this time he saw that this little guy was also a regular and prepared to come down to end the punishment when she left school, and this time, he accidentally overslept.

It can be said that after thousands of years, it is almost an exaggeration to say that it is one with Hogwarts Castle, because it can really be regarded as Hogwarts Castle's, a machine-like existence. Even if Grindelwald made a big fuss about the wizarding world decades ago, he never dared to come to Hogwarts, unless the Sorting Hat agreed, let alone a small Voldemort, even if it was dozens of Voldemort-like beings, he didn't want to pry open the door to Hogwarts.

And now, it had lost all its reliance, leaving only the posture that had been precipitated for thousands of years, and the amount of magic that was very little, so small that it might be about the same as the kid in front of it, which made it feel weaker than it had ever been.

For thousands of years, it has never been so helpless, except for the war of annihilation that spanned Europe, Asia and Africa more than 500 years ago.

"Brother Hat?" Da Yunxuan looked at the sorting hat that fell down stupidly and landed on the table, with a big mouth that seemed to want to say something, but did not make any sound, blinked and asked.

However, the silly hat did not respond to him, as if he had been under a petrification spell.

This lasted for ten minutes, until Yun Xuan had lost his patience and turned on the computer to make up for the anime he hadn't watched for a year, when the hat suddenly spoke.

"Annie, succubus, here, hell?" The sound of the hat was rare and trembling.

"Karma?" Da Yunxuan turned his head and looked at his hat.

The hat is looking at the computer screen.

That's one of the three major migrant workers, Bleach of Death.

Kurosa Qiichi (Kurosaki Ichigo) is fighting against No. 4 Broken Face, with a demon's horn and a big hole in his chest, which is very terrifying.

"You, a demon from hell?" The Sorting Hat wants to ask the cute guy in front of him, but he is a symbol of evil, what evil plans he has to do to conquer the world.

But it suddenly remembered that it had an important mission.

It's better to die than to live.

It was going to go back alive, take everything that was here, and tell Dumbledore, as well as Nicolame, Newt Scamander, and the mysterious Ancient Kingdom of the East, and the Ministry of Magic of the Americas.

This will be a huge conspiracy that will affect the whole world.

"emmm......" Da Yunxuan thought about it, this broken hat can toss himself enough in the past year, he hasn't taken a shower for almost a year, he sleeps in a panic every day, his neck is almost cervical spondylosis, and he is the object of attention wherever he goes, if it weren't for the fact that there were no reporters in Hogwarts, he would have been driven crazy.

Thinking of this, Da Yunxuan's anger rose from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts.

"Hahahaha......" Da Yunxuan smiled and looked at the Sorting Hat evilly.

"Mr. Sorting Hat, you seem to have seen through it." Da Yunxuan sat on his bed with a smile, holding the pale cane in both hands, and looked at the hat in front of him.

"Indeed, this is hell." Da Yunxuan looked at the darkness around him, only his small bedroom was lit up, and his speech was eerie.

"As for me, there are some conspiracies, but it's fine, right? It's just to rule the world and develop science and technology, our goal is not just a small earth, our journey is the sea of stars! Da Yunxuan pointed to the ...... outside the window It's dark.

"Ahem, there is too much industrial pollution on this side of hell, and the stars are blocked. Have you seen the moon? Have you been there? Da Yunxuan pointed to the moon and said.

"Hell also has a moon ......" the Sorting Hat remembers everything he has seen and heard.

"Okay, go to bed after dark, and find a way to make money tomorrow! Bye! Da Yunxuan turned off the light, lay down on the bed and continued to sleep.

The next day, Da Yunxuan looked at the vigilant sorting hat on the table, and almost burst out laughing.

After washing up, I put on my mecha, and I said that I seemed to have grown a little taller, and I had to adjust it.

The Sorting Hat watched Anne turn into a thin man as Anne turned into a thin man, her eyes widening and she barely screamed.

"Anyway, can you change your appearance, this is too ostentatious, I'm afraid that you will be killed when you go out." Da Yunxuan looked at the half-meter-tall hat and was already unhappy, and asked.

"Okay, what do you want to become?" The Sorting Hat is a spirit.

"emmm......" Da Yunxuan thought for a moment, "Straw hat!" ”

When it comes to hats, the first thing that comes to Da Yunxuan's mind is the super VIP hat on Luffy's head that can't be damaged and can't be dropped.

"No, sauce purple!" Da Yunxuan turned on the computer, flipped through it, and found Luffy's hat.

"Bang!" The Sorting Hat slid into a Sorting Hat.

Da Yunxuan put it on his head and looked at it in the mirror.

Good sand sculpture.

"No, let's turn it into an ordinary cap......" Da Yunxuan suddenly found that this hat was still too ostentatious, flipped through the computer, and found a handsome black cap, which made Mr. Sorting Hat transform.

"Why camouflage?" The Sorting Hat asked.

"For safety." Da Yunxuan said, "In hell, your life is threatened at any time, and everyone must always disguise themselves and not let others discover their secrets. Especially me, Lord of the Devil. ”

"I haven't become the king of hell yet, but you also know my identity, succubus, it's also a taboo in hell, I'm not safe, there are always people who want to harm me."

Da Yunxuan said, put on his clothes and shoes, and put on his sorting hat, "Anyway, you know how to transmit sounds, right?" When you go out, you can communicate with me in telephony, but don't let others find out that you are a thoughtful hat, otherwise you will be gone in a minute. ”

"Okay." The Sorting Hat listened very seriously, and solemnly replied with a sound transmission technique, and it did not dare to move at all, fixing itself on Da Yunxuan's head, and watched vigilantly as Da Yunxuan opened the door of the room.