Time: 8102

Location: Studio 1 of "100 Questions of Lushen".

Moderator: A crescent moon

Guests: Lu Zuoyu (male pig), Chu Xiaoxi (female pig)

[This program is titled and broadcast by the "No Voting, No Message, No Reward" Reader Committee]

[Director]: All in place, why don't you go up to host for a crescent month, you don't want this month's salary!

A crescent moon pulled a piece of paper to wipe his nose and walked slowly onto the stage.

The second issue of the "Land God" interview officially began.

1. Which of you is the one above?

Xi (innocence): "Neither I nor the great god are above, and the one who flies immediately is on the road." ”

Lu (slight cough): "It depends on the situation. ”

Xi turned his head: "Great God, do you have to fly immediately and take other roads?" ”

Lu calmly replied: "It can be misunderstood like this." ”

Evening:...

Crescent: "Ouch hey. ”

2. Describe each other in one sentence?

Xi (Star Eye): "It's super nice to me, super good-looking, super good at playing games, and can cook, especially smart, but it's a bit of a black belly." ”

Lu: "The best. ”

Wanyue took the dog food handed by the investor and ate it one bite at a time.

Ya, one day I will be strangled to death by these two people~

3. What was it like to be the first time?

Yuki (red ears): "No... I don't feel anything. It's just very nervous... Who knew that the great god suddenly became a relative..."

Crescent: Σ (????)? That's not what I'm asking!

Lu (pushing the non-existent glasses): "She's still too young to think too much." ”

Xi (confused): "Great God, do you still have to divide the age of kissing?" ”

Lu Zuoyu smiled mysteriously.

A crescent moon smiled mysteriously.

[Director]: Pay attention to a crescent moon! Readers, a lot of minors! Believe it or not, deduct your salary!

A bend of the moon back: Bah ~ 2,000 yuan of wages to my hands is only more than 400, and I am embarrassed to deduct it!

4. Excuse me, what was your most failed experience playing Honor of Kings?

Xi (scratching his head): "At first, it was quite a failure, and there is no particular failure. ”

Lu (expressionless): "Chapter 78, I was accidentally killed by the red buff. ”

5. What do you think of Li Huaiyu?

Xi: "Uncle, he is very good-looking and smart, in fact, I don't think he is so bad." ”

Lu: "Xiaoxi, is he good-looking or am I good-looking?" ”

Xi (hurriedly): "Great god, you are the best-looking and smartest!" It's true! ”

Lu Zuoyu smiled lightly and looked at the camera: "Li Huaiyu, did you hear it?" ”

6. Who is your natal hero?

Xi: "Mages are very good at it, Wu Zetian, cadre Mo Ye, Zhuge Liang... Wang Zhaojun. ”

Lu: "Li Bai." ”

A crescent moon smiled: "My destiny is Miyue and Sun Bin, I Miyue is super 6, and the thieves who escape are fast!" ”

[Director]: Who is interested in your natal life! My destiny is the new hero Zhu Bajie, a hero who hasn't come out yet! Next question!

7. When do you plan to communicate love?

Xi: "We communicate every day. ”

Crescent: (⊙o⊙)

Xi: "The great god talks to me every day, especially loving communication~"

Land:...

Lu: "When she graduated from college, she was still too young. ”

Wanyue sympathized and said: "Xiaoxi still has two years to graduate, you should stay up for a while." ”

Xi: "Why can I communicate after graduation?" ”

Crescent: Hey, hey, hey

8. Excuse me, why did the crescent moon open this "Land God 100 Questions"? 》

Xi: "I don't know."

Lu: "Lazy."

The crescent moon cleared her throat, and the egg was very fixed: "This is to meet the needs of the majority of readers, in order to serve the readers... Who threw the summer homework and blades! Rough! Mojia Organ Road singled out Cai Wenji! ”

……

"100 Questions of the Land God", the second issue, the end.

The next episode airs when the crescent moon is uninspired.