Chapter 302: Two Crooked Talents

&nbsZhang Qian was quite excited, and when she called her parents at night, she deliberately told the two old people the good news. didn't say a few words, the microphone was snatched by Ozawa Yu, and he said that he wanted to watch the starling through the camera. was urged by him to do it, Zhang Qian had to let Liu Junhao take out the bird's nest again and show it a few times. The guy was more excited to see it, and shouted that he must go to Liujiagou next week.

Lying in bed at night, the topic of the two still did not leave the starling. Zhang Qian muttered that when the starling lay eggs and hatched again, she would send a pair to her father, so that he could play when he was idle.

Liu Junhao can't help but admire his wife's long-term thinking, this bird has not yet come out of the nest, and has already thought of the next generation. However, he also has this idea, and if he has time to raise more starlings in the courtyard, let them have a talking contest, and it will definitely be lively at that time.

As soon as she got up the next morning, Zhang Qian got some tender greens to feed the starling. I always thought that neem starlings only eat neem nuts and grasshoppers, but who knew that when I checked the Internet last night, it wasn't like that at all. Starlings have a strong digestive ability, so they have a very mixed diet. Things like earthworms, locusts, mole crickets, meses, neem seeds, and vegetable leaves can all be fed.

She still didn't give up, and wanted to quickly let the two little ones learn to speak.

It's a pity that everything is the nephew beating the lantern - as usual. The starling couldn't grasp the master's opinion at all.

After trying for a long time to no avail, she could only scold the stupid bird, and then make breakfast angrily.

After breakfast, when I went online to show off Sunana. Starlings became a symbol of wisdom in her mouth again.

Liu Junhao saw that his wife was chatting energetically, and he couldn't bear to disturb him, so he sat directly in the hammock for 100~10,000 \ small! Say.

Just after reading two pages, the hairy child suddenly appeared behind him.

"Uncle Xiaohao," he called out in a low voice.

There was a sudden voice behind him, Liu Junhao was startled, turned his head and saw that it was a hairy child, he immediately closed the book and reprimanded: "You bear child, how sneaky, when you come, you will shout openly, I can still eat you." ”

"That...... Is Mr. Zhang at home? ”

"You have something to do with her, you're playing on the computer in the house, and you're going to call it yourself." Liu Junhao looked at this guy suspiciously, no matter how he looked at him, he felt a little thief. There is no class today, and he is carrying a schoolbag behind him.

"No, I'm looking for you. Look at ......" This bear child seemed to be magical, and in a blink of an eye, he took out a bird's nest from his schoolbag.

In the nest were four fleshy birds, their eyes open and their bodies just covered with a layer of fluff. At this time, the bird is not afraid of people, and as soon as it hears the movement, it immediately opens its mouth and screams for food.

"Neem Starling, did you vote?" All kinds of young birds look similar before they are pierced, only the beak is slightly different, and it is difficult for ordinary people to see what kind of bird it is from the appearance. However, Liu Junhao only glanced at the bird's nest and recognized it as a starling starling...... This is mainly due to his long experience of bird's nest throwing as a child. The nest of the neem starling is generally larger, but the base is not very good, just like a bowl, and the characteristics are more obvious. The top is generally composed of straw, reed stems, bird feathers, etc.

It seems that last night's words made the hairy boy believe it. He brought the bird's nest here, he must have wanted to help train him to speak.

"Well, there is a starling's nest in the hole in the wall of my old house, and I took advantage of no one at home to dig it out......"

"Wait a minute, this bird's nest on the wall?" Liu Junhao was shocked and asked anxiously.

"yes, what's wrong?"

"You bear child, how did you take the bird's nest out of the wall, and you must have torn down the brick wall again, right? Hurry up and go back and get it done, isn't it that your ass is itchy again, your dad will definitely beat him to death when he comes back. Now he is getting bolder and bolder, and he even dares to demolish the house......" He hated that iron could not be made of steel, and knocked the hairy child's brain.

When it comes to throwing bird's nests, Liu Junhao can be said to be full of "experience". But even so, he generally did not dare to look for the bird's nest in the hole in the brick wall. Because there are only two ways to invest in this kind of bird's nest: the first one is relatively high-tech, which was exclusively invented by Liu Junhao. Prepare two small mirrors and a semi-O-ring made of thick wire. Before digging the bird's nest, you should use Tsubaki gum to glue a small mirror into the crack of the wall, and hold the other mirror in your hand. Similar to the periscope of the submarine, it uses the principle of light reflection. After sensing the position of the bird's nest with a mirror, gently go deep into the half-O-ring along the gap in the brick, and then move it carefully when it reaches under the bird's nest, and then hook it out little by little. All you need to do is be careful. Because the brick wall is usually empty, the bird's nest will fall deep if the hand is stronger, and it will be difficult to hook it again.

The other is the violent demolition method, which directly makes a big hole in the brick wall and then takes out the bird's nest. This method is extremely dangerous, and if adults know about it, they will be beaten.

Based on Liu Junhao's understanding of this bear child, he does not have such a high IQ, so he should use the second type.

What makes him even more depressed is that the furry boy is now taking the bird's nest to his house...... You said this guy, you dug out the bird's nest and don't tell me. Get here now, and when you go home and see such a big hole in the wall, you will definitely have to trace the source when the time comes. As a result, when I check you with me, I can't tell even if I have a hundred mouths, and I will definitely be regarded as an instigator.

No matter how old I am, I am said to be an instigator, and I am not wronged.

"I didn't tear down the wall, I hooked it out with a fishhook," the hairy boy said aggrievedly while covering his head.

"I didn't tear down the wall...... Fishhook, oh, how did you get it? Liu Junhao stopped talking for a while. It takes a lot of skill to hook a bird's nest out with a fishhook. After all, the hook was so light that no one knew where it landed when it was thrown into the crack in the wall.

"Have you ever seen a rolling hook, a ...... for fishing buckets" The guy's words were tinged with excitement, and he was clearly proud of his "ingenuity".

"Hurry up and tell me how you dig the bird's nest, what are you doing with the rolling hook?" He didn't know what this bear kid was selling.

"I made a rolling hook out of a dozen hooks, threw the cotton thread into the crack in the wall, and pulled the nest up."

That's fine...... Liu Junhao was a little dumbfounded. It is really "the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and one wave is stronger than the other". This kid is really exactly the same as when he was a child, and he can think of this crooked method. He remembered the evaluation of his high school homeroom teacher when he attended Pang Xu's wedding last time: If you have a crooked belly, you just can't use the right place. This is very appropriate for the hairy child's head.

In the past, there was no running water in the countryside, and if you want to get water, you have to rely on a bucket tied to a well rope to draw water from the well. But because of this. It often happens that the bucket falls into the well, and at this time it is necessary to use a rolling hook for fishing. The production of the roller hook is very simple, tie a circle of iron hooks around the iron ring, and the iron is slightly smaller than the wellhead, so that it can hook the bucket just below.

The hairy child can draw inferences, and he must have used his brains.

"As smart as I was when I was a child" Liu Junhao listened to this guy's narration, and actually had a feeling of sympathy.

"Liu Changlin came over to play so early, what are you talking about, so lively?" At this time, Zhang Qian's voice suddenly sounded at the door.

The hairy child was frightened, and suddenly stuffed the bird's nest into Liu Junhao's hands. Teacher Zhang repeatedly ordered the students in the class to dig out the bird's nest in the school.

Liu Junhao was also trembling, and almost didn't throw it to the ground. This bear child...... I didn't hesitate at all when I blamed others, and I boasted in vain just now.

"Drama" is so good that you can't die, those little starlings screamed at the top of their voices.

"Husband, where did this bird's nest come from?" Hearing the voice, Zhang Qian walked out quickly, and saw the bird's nest in his hand at a glance.

Seeing the pleading look on the hairy child's face, Liu Junhao naturally couldn't tell the truth, so he had to say unashamedly: "Wukong just picked it up outside, and I asked for it." "There's no way, my own monkey is the one who carries the black pot for the master, anyway, it has done this thing, it's not too wronged.

"Continue editing. Goku didn't go out at all while inside the house. Did you pay for Liu Changlin? ”

It seems that the wife is still sensible and knows who the culprit is. Liu Junhao breathed a sigh of relief, after all, his case record was relatively innocent, and he had been washing his hands for many years.

"Well, I got it," the hairy boy replied with a purring of eyes.

I thought this guy would admit it generously, but it turned out that people came again: "When I got up in the morning, I saw a bird's nest under the tree, so I picked it up and wanted to hand ......it in."

"Flutter" Liu Junhao couldn't hold back, and laughed all of a sudden. It's not that this reason is too naΓ―ve, but ...... He also used it when he was a child.

It was when he was in the third grade of primary school, and Liu Junhao found a bird's nest on a bent willow tree on the way to school. It didn't take long for the teacher to find out. At that time, he also told the teacher with confidence: "Last night, the wind was strong and the bird's nest was blown under the tree, so I thought about picking it up and giving it to the teacher." ”

"Yes, you can pick up another one for me" Zhang Qian asked with a straight face, she didn't expect Liu Changlin to use such a shocking reason: pick up a bird's nest and hand it in.

"......" The hairy boy couldn't answer anymore, he was afraid that the teacher would really get angry.

"Where did you vote for it, send it back to me, do you hear it?"

"Know" this guy's head is like a chicken pecking rice.

"Don't, he pulled it out of the crack in the wall," Liu Junhao hurriedly stopped, isn't this embarrassing for others, if you want to stuff the bird's nest into the crack in the wall, the difficulty is not ordinary.

"So what should I do, keep it all the time? If he is allowed to raise it, he will definitely not be able to feed it. Zhang Qian knows a lot about these students, they raise birds purely for fun, and they have to hold them in their hands almost every five minutes to watch. The bird's resistance is weak, and it will definitely not survive if it is contaminated with luck.

"Put the bird's nest in a tree near his house, and the old birds will feed it whenever they see it." Liu Junhao gave a reasonable suggestion, in fact, he still didn't say the second half of the sentence: tie the bird's legs to the branches with a thin thread, so that the old birds can help raise them, and the young birds will not fly away.

"I'll go back and do it right away," the hairy boy agreed.

"I also went over to watch" Zhang Qian was still not at ease, afraid that he would regret it as soon as he was discharged from the hospital.

As soon as the three of them walked to the door of Liu Junqi's house with the bird, the neem starling screamed "Dramatically".

The young birds in the nest heard the call and followed suit.

The two old birds were so anxious that they stopped less than two meters above their heads and screamed, and depending on the momentum, they were likely to swoop down immediately.

Under the command of Liu Junhao, the hairy child quickly climbed halfway up to the poplar tree, and then carefully placed the bird's nest on the branches.

Before they could get down from the tree, the two old birds had already landed next to the nest.

"Look at the good things you have done, next time I dig out the bird's nest and I will punish you to clean the classroom for a week." Seeing that the old birds still recognized those young birds, Zhang Qian finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The two of them were about to turn around and leave, only to find that things had changed again. The two old birds fluttered away, and a young bird hung from under their claws.

"What do these starlings want to do?" Zhang Qian asked puzzled.

"The bird's nest was dug once, and the old bird felt that the place was not safe, so naturally the young birds had to be removed." Liu Junhao has encountered this before. I once climbed up to the acacia tree to dig out a turtledove's nest, and on the first day I went up to see two small turtledoves in the nest that had not yet opened their eyes. He was afraid that he would not be able to support him, so he only paid for one. The rest is going to be picked up in a few days. Who knew that when he went up to check the next day, he found that the bird's nest was empty, and the turtledove had long since disappeared.

Of course, only a few intelligent birds are so alert, and most of them are stupid, and even if the nest is taken out, as long as it is not destroyed, they will continue to hatch eggs there.

As soon as I got home, Er Mazi had already come to the door.

I thought he had something big about it, but who knew that when he heard him, he immediately couldn't laugh or cry: this man heard the children in the village say last night that starlings would learn to call other animals, so he came over to see the strangeness.

Helpless, Liu Junhao had to let his starling perform again.

"You can really learn to bark, Xiaohao, how about you raise me two too?" Er Mazi looked at the two little guys greedily.

"What are you doing with this thing, how old are you?" Liu Junhao asked suspiciously.

"Of course, it is placed in front of the farmhouse to greet tourists. You don't have to let it learn so many words, just two sentences of 'welcome' and 'thank you goodbye', which are designated to attract attention. ”

This man...... You can think of business in anything. Liu Junhao didn't know what to say about him, so he could only answer with a wry smile: "Uncle Guangxi, I want the starling to speak, but this has not been trained yet." Why don't you take these two of mine and leave them at the door......"

"What do I want you two to do, put them at the door to prevent thieves? As soon as the guest came to the door, it barked a few times, and it didn't scare people away. "Er Mazi is quite thoughtful.

"Then you just have to wait, and wait until I train a starling who can speak human words......"

Er Mazi's family had other things, so he turned around and left after chatting for a while. But not long after, someone came to see the strangeness.

After a morning's work, there has been no idle in this courtyard. In the end, the two starlings were completely annoyed, and whoever approached the monkey's nest would be "blushing...... Giggle...... "Scream non-stop."

Zhang Qian felt sorry for these two little guys, and deliberately asked Wukong to lead them out to catch insects and eat them