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When the time entered October, Guo Dalu officially began his military training in college.

What disappointed Lin Jie and many boys was that the two instructors in their class were all iron-clad and resolute men, and what made them desperate was that the phalanx next door seemed to have collectively saved the world in their previous life, and was arranged with a beautiful and beautiful senior sister instructor.

For this result, they really want to scold the next door, and they can't suppress it for a second when they are full of complaints.

"It's definitely a propaganda conspiracy of the school! It's just that I just want everyone to take pictures and post them on the Internet to hype up and attract attention!"

"That is, everyone is here for military training, not to see beautiful women, what's the point of engaging in this kind of gimmick?

"The school wants to attract students, relying on perfect hardware facilities and strong teachers, rather than some beautiful student instructors, such hype is really vulgar and unnutritious!"

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In the midst of this indignant discussion, the first training officially arrived.

The three large athletic fields, the square in front of the library and the spacious road were all occupied by the military trainees, and the loud slogans resounded throughout the campus.

Guo Dalu was assigned to train at the third track and field field, and when the two male instructors with upright and dark faces organized the team and shouted "keep up to the right", the boys who had attacked the school like a sieve invariably looked at the female instructor in the square next door......

They are more willing to be trained by the female instructor than the two male instructors.

It could be seen from their expressions and eyes that they were almost about to shout out their inner voices: "Please come and be our instructor, we will definitely train well!"

"I'm talking about aligning with the right, not the female instructor!"

The hateful black-faced instructor reprimanded sharply, and then ordered: "All the boys have it! Push-ups are ready!"

Those boys who didn't look at the beautiful instructors, such as Guo Dalu, seemed very confused and wronged, but considering that everyone was already comrades in the same camp, it was difficult to be the same time.

However, the fact is that not long after, in another "look to the right", there were still people who repeatedly refused to change their teachings and looked at the female instructor, and the result was obviously another "push-up preparation"......

After going through this situation three or four times, it was finally completely contained, and just when the two tough guy instructors thought that their soldiers had finally gotten rid of the influence of the female instructor next to them, something worse happened.

At that time, they had just given the order to "stand in a military posture for half an hour", and the phalanx next to them began to practice "turning to the left" and "turning to the right".

As soon as the military posture on this side stood still, the female instructor shouted "turn left" vividly, and then the three boys in the phalanx on this side turned to the left in a ghostly manner.

You can imagine that picture, a phalanx of people all standing with resolute faces like green pines, and suddenly three people turned to the left, how conspicuous and prominent it would be!

"You three get me out of the line!"

As an instructor of the company commander, he was finally completely annoyed, and his voice already smelled of gunpowder.

"What are you doing, what the hell are you doing!"

The three boys lowered their heads in shame on the surface, but they really didn't feel much ashamed in their hearts, and even a little complacent, after all, their second-handed performance might attract the attention of the goddess.

"I heard ...... wrong," one of them explained weakly.

"Misheard, well, yes, yes? Now you give me ears and listen carefully and run three laps around the playground!"

The three of them were stunned for a moment, and before they could answer, they heard the instructor say: "Ready!

They said no more, and ran without hesitation.

"It's all for you, beautiful instructor!"

With this chivalric belief, they run without regret and move forward.

"These sperm-brained guys. ”

The black-faced instructor cursed in a low voice.

Fortunately, after these three examples, the other students settled down and did not make similar mistakes again.

The first day of military training ended like this, and when he returned to the dormitory after eating, Lin Jue shouted that his back hurt, but he didn't dare to lie on the bed directly, and waited for the instructor to come to conduct an internal inspection.

Guo Dalu naturally didn't feel anything, this kind of intense training was not even a warm-up for him, when he learned Mozi Sword in his dream world, he had slashed thousands of swords against the stormy waves!

For a month, his mind was almost full of swords, the pen he held when he wrote, the chopsticks he held when he ate were swords, the horsewhip he wielded when he was driving, and even when he dreamed, his hands often made slashing movements.

"I heard that the beautiful instructor's name is Xu Xiaohan, a junior in the Department of Psychology. Lin Jue said.

"Psychology?" Guo Dalu felt that this major was very familiar, and then remembered the girl named Yan Fei who met on the train, she seemed to be a psychology major, and she should be in the United States now.

"Yes, but alas, it didn't give us a phalanx. If we can have such a beautiful instructor, not to mention training, training can be done......"

Lan Kangkang suddenly continued: "Then you are thinking too much." ”

Guo Dalu was puzzled: "Lin Jue, you are as beautiful as a flower, it is said that there is no shortage of girls around you, why do you seem the most hungry in the bedroom?"

"You don't understand Dalu, where is the beautiful instructor comparable to those bewitching sluts outside? And she doesn't be our instructor, no matter how handsome I look, I won't have a chance. ”

Guo Dalu really didn't have much interest in this topic, smiled, and opened the WeChat on his mobile phone.

He didn't go to the store for a day, and he had to deal with the message sent by Yang Pingle.

There are two messages in total, one is that the list of cultural shirts has been placed, and the eight sets of clothes cost more than 5,000 in total, and this consumption grade is already very high in Chuda.

Another message is the transaction details, and the order, data, reason for purchase, etc. are recorded, which seems to be clear at a glance.

Sure enough, Yang Pingle didn't make a mistake. Guo Dalu thought so and replied: "Hard work!"

After a while, Yang Pingle replied: "Work within the division, not hard." ”

Guo Dalu didn't be polite any more, and was about to put his phone in the drawer, when WeChat jumped again, and Wukong sent a message: "Dalu, I'm leaving Lingtai Fangcun Mountain." (tearful emoji)"

Guo Dalu quickly replied: "Why?"

Sun Wukong: "The other senior brothers found out that I was cultivating the seventy-two changes and reported it to the master, but the master had to drive me away." ”

Guo Dalu thought to himself: "Sure enough, no matter how careful Wukong is, Bodhi Ancestor will eventually drive him away, there must be something greasy in this." ”

Guo Dalu replied: "Then Wukong, you go back to Huaguo Mountain, the sea and sky are wide outside, maybe you can break into a different scene." ”

Sun Wukong: "Haha, my grandson thinks so too, and I will go back to Huaguo Mountain tomorrow." ”

At this time, the instructor came in from outside, and Guo Dalu put away his mobile phone and accepted the instructor's inspection.

Because there were preparations in advance, the inspection was a passing scene, and the instructor looked around, symbolically pointed out a few deficiencies, ordered immediate rectification, and then left for the next dormitory.

Guo Dalu continued the train of thought just now, calculated the plot behind Wukong, destroyed the demon king of the mixed world, made trouble in the East China Sea to get the golden hoop stick, made trouble in the underworld to change the book of life and death, and made trouble in the heavenly palace......

"I don't know if there will be other variables?" Guo Dalu took out his mobile phone again and saw Wukong finally send a message: "I'll go down first, go back to Huaguo Mountain and chat with Brother Dalu again." ”

Guo Dalu: "Okay, let's talk." ”

Let's take it one step at a time, although his current ability is not enough to calculate Wukong's fate with yarrow, he has a gut feeling that all the fog will dissipate and everything will be revealed.

Guo Dalu found Lin Yi in WeChat [Address Book] and sent a message to the past: "Young man, are you still distressed by hanging to no friends, solve your worries in the grocery store, and relieve your worries!"

Lin Yi replied in seconds, a lazy voice message: "Why do you want to say it directly." ”

Guo Dalu: "Make a deal, you help me repair someone, and after my military training is over, I will repair you personally." ”

Lin Yi: "Deal." ”