Chapter 146: The idiot has reached the point where all laws are inviolable
Tang Seng ran to the trash can, threw Huang Xiaobei into the trash can, picked up the express box, and opened the outer packaging after dividing it by two.
"How do you know it's an invitation, and what if it's a gift from someone else? Besides, it doesn't matter what it is, don't you just take it apart and see it. β
Commissioner Huang said very calmly, "Have you heard of SchrΓΆdinger's cat?" It's okay if you don't dismantle it, but after you dismantle it, there may be something that pops out, and this commissioner is living according to the guiding ideology of science. β
Tang Seng pursed his lips, "Science, you use science to explain vampires to me." β
"Uh, this ......."
In less than three seconds, Tang Seng tore the bag on the outside of the express box clean, and when Tang Seng tore open the bag, Lao Wei and Huang Xiaobei came up with great interest.
Soon, a box of Burberry shoes was presented to the trio.
Huang Xiaobei and Wei Sling Tang Seng, the three of them, you look at me, I look at you, and there is disappointment in their eyes.
Huang Xiaobei sighed, "I thought it was delicious, but it turned out to be a pair of shoes?" Well, I don't like to wear leather shoes, so if any of you like to wear them, take them. β
Lao Wei touched his chin and said with a smile, "Burberry, this brand is good, and the quality of the leather shoes is also very good, Xiaobei, do you really not want it?" The shoes inside should be worth a lot of money. β
Commissioner Huang lazily lay back on his "small bed," waving his hand.
"I don't like to wear leather shoes, just take them if you like, and remember to give me the money when you go back."
Elder Tang simply opened the box, "That's okay, if I can wear these shoes, I'll keep them." β
"Keep it, keep it, just remember to give me the money."
Huang Xiaobei lay on the bed and yawned, and began to wonder how he could steal Qianqian's little fat time.
But what made him feel strange was that after a few seconds, Weslin and Tang Seng didn't say a word to him, just gathered around the table, staring at the box.
Huang Xiaobei felt that something was wrong, and sat up from the bed and said.
"What are you doing?"
Tang Seng and Weslin didn't say anything, staring blankly at the contents of the box.
After about five seconds, Elder Tang, who was gathered around the table, said weakly.
"Then you, you'd better come and take a look, this thing doesn't look like a leather shoe."
"Huh?"
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Look at the fried in the box that is counting down. bullet, and it has now counted down to more than forty seconds.
Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng Wei Slin, the three of them, you look at me, I look at you, the three big faces gathered at the edge of the box looked a little nervous.
Staring at the red, yellow, blue, white, and complex intersecting * in the box, and then at the numbers on the display screen that were getting smaller, Commissioner Huang scratched his face in disdain.
"What is this?"
The old guard snorted.
"It looks like *."
Elder Tang curiously stretched out his hand and tugged at the white thread on the edge of the *, but accidentally pulled it off directly......
Looking at the half of the broken white line in his hand, and then at the number on the screen that instantly became half smaller, Elder Tang said very calmly.
"Why shouldn't you run now?"
"Well, you actually make a lot of sense."
"I think it's time for you to run."
"Are you going to run?"
But in fact, the three eldest brothers will see the timed bomb again. After the bullet, he didn't run away, but chatted very nicely.
Nothing else, the three eldest brothers mainly wondered if this thing was some trick prop that someone else bought to scare them.
So the three eldest brothers, who didn't know how to die, gathered around the box, hugged their big faces, and waited with great interest to see what strange things would happen when the counter became zero.
"Is this thing really going to explode?"
"Not necessarily."
"Let's take a look."
Wang Erming, who lived in the dormitory next to him, heard that the three eldest brothers had seen the regular bombing. Bullet didn't run for his life, but chatted about the day, almost gritting his teeth.
Are you three mentally retarded! Explode. The bullets are all in front of you, and you don't know how to run!
The countdown has come to twenty, and the three big brothers are laughing and laughing. Spring.
"This toy is really good, it's like it's real, you see, there's *, it's exactly like in the movie."
"yes, I've seen timed bombs when I was in our North American branch. Bullet, don't say, it really looks like this, you see that this seems to be plastic*. β
"You're talking about that plasticine-like thing, right? I was distracted, I was distracted, and the people who made this toy were really distracted, and I thought they would make a timed explosion similar to the second kick. Bounce it. β
"Hey, hey, fifteen, fifteen, it's about to explode, do you think you can pop out a snake or blow up some golden flowers in a while?"
"I can send the three of you to heaven without heart!!"
Wang Erming was so angry that he vomited blood, and banged on the wall desperately with his fists, hoping that they could feel something strange and quickly run for their lives.
But the three eldest brothers are still chatting happily.
"Why don't you buy one next time, this thing is really good."
"Lao Wei, go and see if there is a manufacturer's business card in the box, why don't you keep it for future contact."
If it was possible, Wang Erming would like to rush to the next room, twist off the three out-of-stock heads, and see what was inside!
"Click!"
The countdown came to fourteen.
Huang Xiaobei also heard the knocking on the wall from the bedroom next door, but ignored it.
Because the bedroom next door lives a silly boy, it's really a normal thing for a silly boy to knock on the wall, how can it be interesting to see.
Fortunately, just as the three of Commissioner Huang were about to enjoy the scenery of heaven, and just as Wang Erming was about to jump out to save the three who were out of stock, Chu Zifeng teleported to the underground dormitory with Carl.
It was the next second that Zaikar appeared, and the countdown to * had come to twelve!
Chu Zifeng appeared in the basement dormitory with a solemn face Carl instantly, and as soon as he arrived at the dormitory, Carl ignored the three strange eyes that were out of stock and asked loudly.
"Did someone from the Demon Party come just now?"
Before the three of them could speak, Carl found the fried one on the table. bombs, as well as enthusiastic around the table, waiting to see the bombing. The three brothers who exploded.
Looking at this scene in front of me, looking at the bombing. Beside the bullet, the smiles on the faces of the three out of stock, for a moment, countless questions surged in Carl's mind.
Why not run? Why didn't the three of them run?!
They don't know that what they are in front of them is fried. Bounce? Why are they blowing up. Can you still laugh when you play? Still smiling so happily?
At this time, Huang Xiaobei also greeted Carl happily.
"Junior brother, come on, come on, we received a whole Gu prop, it's interesting, it's exactly the same as the real *."
The MONOCULUS activates quickly, and a huge amount of data emerges in front of you.
Carl's eyes widened instantly when he saw the data analysis!
"This isn't a trick prop, it's a real fried. Play! The power is equivalent to fifty kilograms*! Zi Feng! β
As soon as Carl's words fell, Chu Zifeng had already quickly hugged the * in the box in his arms, and decisively prepared to blow it up. Bounce away.
But just as he was about to turn around and teleport, three pig-killing screams suddenly sounded.
"I'm going to it! Mommy, help! β
Seeing Karl look anxious in front of him for the first time, hearing him even speak loudly to himself for the first time, even if it wasn't talking at all, but roaring!
Carl is roaring, the always gentle Carl is actually roaring?!
Commissioner Huang instantly realized a terrifying fact that could not be in horror.
It's fried. Play! And it's the kind of bombing that can kill people. Play!!
After Carl's roar ended, the smiles on the faces of Huang Xiaobei and the others disappeared.
The three of them looked at each other, and they all saw a trace of fear in each other's eyes, and did we ask stupidly?
"He, he said it was*?"
"Okay, I think so."
"This thing can kill people and dogs if it explodes, right?"
"Donkey's life is enough to choke on the rest of the ......"
Extreme fear instantly enveloped Huang Xiaobei's whole body, staring at the plastic explosion in Chu Zifeng's arms, which had counted down to six. Bullet, remembering that I didn't know how to live and die and stay in the same room with *!
Commissioner Huang, who was so frightened that his heart was about to jump out, couldn't care about anything else, raised his leg is a kick, and directly kicked Chu Zifeng, who was holding * in his arms, to the ground!
Chu Zifeng: ????
In the face of a desperate situation, Commissioner Huang, who had no human bottom line, kicked Chu Zifeng who was blocking him to lie down, then stepped on Chu Zifeng's head, and rushed out of the dormitory with a whin.
"Mom, help!!"
"I ........"
Chu Zifeng, who was kicked to the ground by Commissioner Huang, and was also run out by him stepping on his head, Chu Zifeng, who was full of questions, how could he be ashamed and indignant!
Can be fried in the arms. The bomb was about to explode, and Chu Zifeng didn't have time to deal with Huang Xiaobei's shortage, but as soon as he raised his head, another pair of big feet stepped up.
"Fried. Play? I'm going to have to fry. Play! Linlin!! β
"You ......"
Chu Zifeng's face turned the color of pig liver, and as soon as he raised his head, another pair of big feet stepped on.
"Buddha bless! The poor monk doesn't want to die yet! β
"You ......"
"Help!!"
The three eldest brothers stepped on Chu Zifeng's head and escaped from the dormitory screaming, how could they not be human.
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Hearing the sound of escape in the corridor, Wang Erming, who lived in the dormitory next door, even felt the ground under his feet shake.
Wang Erming wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, feeling like he had escaped after the catastrophe, but he couldn't help muttering.
"That's how fast you run, the earth can shake with it."
Wang Erming got out of bed, opened the door of the dormitory, looked at the empty corridor, and the ghosts and wolves of the three eldest brothers kept ringing in his ears.
Lying by the door, Wang Erming breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time shook his head in admiration.
"It's really fast, it's gone in two seconds, and when it comes to escaping, these three people are really invincible in the world."
ββββββββ small theater.
"Did the gift arrive?"
"Delivered."
"Hehe, did our Mr. Xiaobei start to run for his life in fear as soon as he opened the gift?"
"They, they don't seem to be running."
"What did you say?"
"They seem to be blowing me up. The bullet has become a tricky prop, and now, I'm waiting around to see it explode. The bomb exploded. β
After listening to Clinton's report and listening to the scene that Blatter ants saw with their own eyes, Rowan was silent for a long time before he slowly spoke.
"In the future, let's give the gift directly to Carl in the future, these three people, don't make too much contact."
"Understood."
Rowan looked at Clinton in a complicated way, and couldn't help but gasp in his mouth.
"What kind of people do you think they are?"
"From an academic point of view, it should be attributed to idiocy."
"Well, I think so, it seems that we should still deal with a smart guy like Carl, at least he won't be so stupid as to break us."
The performance of the three members of Commissioner Huang tonight once made the Demon Party reluctant to trouble these three big brothers again.
It seems that people are idiots to the extreme, and they can be regarded as inviolable.