Chapter 335: Wrong Set! Lu Zhishen wants to punch Zhen Guanxi?
Guo Dalu originally relied on the "cultivation talent" awakened by the Enlightenment Pill given to him by Yu Lingling, but he first relied on the Bodhicitta Sutra that Sun Wukong taught him piecemeal, and then directly practiced the Jindan Immortal Technique, so he didn't care about the awakened talent at all.
may be influenced by Sun Wukong, he has some disdain for the setting of this talent threshold in his heart, and always feels that there is a deliberate and ingenious spirit in it, someone is painting these monks in the Xuan Realm as a prison, but what exactly is involved, for what, he can't say for the time being.
Originally, he thought that he could skip the shackles of the realms of monks, real people, and grandmasters, and rely on the cultivation of the Golden Pill Immortal Technique to become a saint, but after coming down from the Lion Camel Mountain, he still had to go through it again, as if he was facing some kind of irresistible fate or rules.
This time, it was the Great Saint Lion Camel King who taught him the rules, and Guo Dalu had reason to believe that even if there was no agreement with the Lion Camel King, there would be some other saint who would push him to the "right track" of the Xuan Realm, which may be one of the truths of the Holy Judgment.
The so-called holy judgment is still the rule of a certain bigwig behind the scenes.
Guo Dalu suppressed his true realm, but his vision and understanding of cultivation were not suppressed, as long as he really invested in the cultivation system of the Xuan Realm, with his transcendent vision and understanding, it was just a piece of cake to quickly advance from a monk to a real person, but this promotion was equivalent to officially entering the pit.
The Xuanjie saying is to awaken the cultivation talent by the Enlightenment Pill, and the limit of cultivation is the upper three major grandmasters, and there is no hope of entering the sainthood for life, Guo Dalu now finally understands some of the meanings, in fact, it is a matter of mentality, and in the cultivation terminology, it is the inner demon.
The level of sanctification from the great grandmaster is of great significance, it is not less difficult than the saint flying immortal, at that time, the vision from the sky, the eight directions will shake, and the heavenly tribulation and the heart demon tribulation that the promoter will face are bound to be like a mountain and a sea, unimaginable.
How can a monk who has only been able to step into the world of cultivation by taking drugs continue?
The avenue is ethereal and the most ruthless.
Guo Dalu went through this information in his mind, but it didn't take too much time, and he just came to an immature conclusion when Ji Da came back to his senses.
"General Ji, let's continue, now that we are in the same realm, I think you won't be so unchallenging. Guo Dalu said with a smile.
Ji Da shook his head and smiled, and sighed: "Brother, you just broke through the realm with tea, and you didn't stay at the Upper Triple Cultivator for a moment, and you don't think you really take me, the Upper Triple True Person, to heart." ”
Guo Dalu hurriedly said: "General Ji's words are serious, your realm of a triple real person is fought by one shot at a time on the battlefield, and the gold content is not comparable to that of ordinary sect monks." ”
Ji Da listened to this well, and reciprocated Li Dao: "Brother Li can press the realm of real people to the present, and it is also very human. ”
Guo Dalu laughed, "Then General Ji, let's take a few more moves." ”
"Good!"
In an instant, knives and guns fought, and the two fought again.
There is a saying on the battlefield that an inch is long and an inch strong, and Ji Da's gun is more than an inch longer than Guo Dalu's bamboo knife, so Guo Dalu consciously narrowed the battle circle and began to give full play to the power of short weapons.
This fight is really a sword and a gun, the ground shakes the mountains, and there are poems as evidence: the spear is the general, and the bamboo knife and the apricot altar are good. When we meet, we are really enemies, and we are meeting the same source.
After a fight, Ji Da always had the upper hand, but he was never able to turn this advantage into a final victory.
"Brother Li, if we continue to fight like this, I'm afraid we won't be able to tell the winner until dark. ”
"Haha, I was about to say, General Ji, let's stop together. ”
The two of them talked and clashed dozens of times, bang, bang, bang
In the last few moves, Ji Da actually exerted ninety percent of his strength, but he still couldn't help him.
The two tied hands.
"Come on, Brother Li, let's go back to the inn for a drink. Ji Da stretched out his hand and put his hand on Guo Dalu's shoulder, and pulled him back to the Wushuang Inn together, which inevitably led to another discussion of wine and martial arts.
Guo Dalu was so excited that he stopped and mentioned a few words to this bold general of Liang without a trace, and at the same time asked him about some details of the Xuanjie cultivation system.
In the evening, the two went back to their rooms, Ji Da woke up a little bit, and hurriedly went to the Eighth Highness's room to report the situation, and in his words, he did not hide his admiration and love for the "Brother Li".
Liang Yan was also surprised when he learned that Guo Dalu didn't even fancy the triple monks, and went straight to the truth, he was also surprised in his heart, he saw and heard a lot of this genius in the Xuan Realm, whether it was Mr. Xingtan Er's "Morning Hearing Dao, Breaking the Realm at Night" not long ago, or the miracle of a certain disciple of the Northern Netherworld Sect step by step, or even the ninth sister's "One Force Descending Ten Meetings" can be called a grand event in the cultivation world, and he, like other monks in the Xuan Realm, seems to have been used to it for a long time.
However, when he learned that the young man who was traveling with them had jumped directly from a three-fold monk to a nine-fold real person between teas, he was still shocked again, and he only felt that the geniuses in this world really had their own merits and differences, and he didn't know whether to be jealous or envious.
"There is no mediocrity in the apricot altar. Liang Yan finally sighed convincingly.
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The next day, Liang Hongli also learned about Guo Dalu's promotion to a real person, she listened to Ji Da can't stop praising Guo Dalu, she was inexplicably angry in her heart, and she was bound to pull Guo Dalu to compete with her.
As a result, the Ninth Princess, who was angry because Guo Dalu was no longer "fun" and deliberately concealed her identity to deceive herself, was full of firepower, and punched Guo Dalu to the roof.
Kunlun Zhenren once commented on Liang Hongli's fist "can beat the grandmaster", let alone a real person?
However, when the little girl saw the bamboo knife boy lying motionless on the roof, she was still frightened and almost cried, she was not afraid of killing people, but she didn't want to kill Guo Dalu now, she was just a little angry with him.
She hurriedly took out the life-saving pill given to her by Shizun from her arms, and was about to jump to the roof to save Guo Dalu, but saw the young man on the roof slowly sit up and exclaimed in pain: "It's painful for me to die!
Listening to the familiar accent, the little girl burst into tears and laughed, stretched out her hand and pointed at the young man on the roof, and cried out, "Stupid!"
In the next two days, several people stayed in Wushuang City, and the leader Liang Yan didn't say to leave, and the team couldn't move, His Royal Highness meant that it was the right time for the meeting, so it was better to wait and go to see the Lishan Conference by the way.
Guo Dalu saw through it and didn't say anything, knowing that the eighth prince of Liang Guo came to Wushuang City this time for the Lishan Conference, but there was no such thing, and he casually joked: "Lishan has produced female generals since ancient times, and His Royal Highness may be able to meet the talent of a female marshal this time." ”
Liang Yanyun was light, said "I hope so", and drank with a cup.
In the past two days, Guo Dalu took Liang Hongli to turn around Wushuang City, and had a general understanding of the customs and customs of this city, knowing that there is a beautiful Oiran "Wushuang Girl" in this city, a blacksmith who has been striking iron for ten years, but only to cast a sword, and a cook who can boil a fresh fish soup...... And, of course, the slaughterhouse in the west of the city.
On this day, Guo Dalu and Liang Hongli passed by the slaughterhouse, and happened to see a deacon in front of the slaughterhouse shouting loudly to recruit a knife hand who specializes in selling meat.
Liang Hongli has "gone out on patrol" so many times, and has never been a butcher, but today I have this experience, and I naturally feel fresh, and I am busy around Guo Dalu with chatter.
When Liang Yan and Ji Da learned about this, they both laughed it off.
Liang Yan asked casually: "Didn't the sage say 'the gentleman is far away from cooking'?"
Guo Dalu said: "The original intention of the sage is that only when the gentleman stays away from the cook's kitchen, will he not hear the cries of birds and beasts when they are killed, so that there will be no psychological burden when eating their meat." ”
Liang Yanzi laughed and said: "You shouldn't debate the Confucian scriptures with the Xingtan disciples. ”
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The Lishan Conference is imminent, and more and more monks are beginning to enter the Peerless City.
On the third day of Guo Dalu's tenure as a butcher, a big monk with a black scepter came to the city, and the big monk got off the Zhuangyuan Bridge and came to Guo Dalu to pave it, ready to buy half a pig demon beast to roast and eat, but he saw Liang Hongli at a glance, and immediately straightened his eyes, pointed to Liang Hongli and asked Guo Dalu: "Is this girl sold?"
Guo Dalu said: "If you don't sell it, you won't sell it if you come out of the demon pill." ”
The great monk said: "You sold her to me, our family will neither treat her badly, nor treat you badly, which is equivalent to giving you two opportunities in vain, and it also depends on the meaning of your fate with my Buddhism, and I hope that the little donor will know how good it is." ”
When the last four words were spoken, King Kong was already angry.
Liang Hongli is close to the ink black, and has recently become a drama spirit, seeing the fierce and vicious appearance of the great monk, he hid timidly behind Guo Dalu, and looked at the great monk with a pair of bright eyes like jewels.
Guo Dalu slammed the boning knife into the cutting board with a "bang" and said: "If you want to buy meat, buy meat, if you don't buy meat, get out of the way, don't stop me from doing business!"
The big monk finally changed his face, sneered, and said, "Okay, good, I'll buy meat!" You now cut me ten catties of seven-fold pig demon's fine meat, cut it into a cheek, don't see the slightest fat on it!"
When Guo Dalu heard this, his heart moved inexplicably, he only felt that this line was so familiar, and then he glanced at the big monk, suddenly realized, and blurted out: "I said Lord Tizhi, you took the wrong script and went to the wrong set, right?"
What's going on here is also related to the Journey to the West, why did you suddenly get into a hero in the Water Margin?
The great monk was puzzled and shouted, "Stop talking nonsense! ”
Guo Dalu didn't say much more, and after cutting it all over, it was completed in a blink of an eye, and Liang Hongli immediately wrapped the whistle with lotus leaves and put it aside.
"Three hedrons. Guo Dalu settles accounts.
"Wait!" the great monk stretched out his hand and said, "Give me another ten catties of fat, and cut it into a whistle, and there must be no fine meat in it." ”
Guo Dalu smiled and nodded, and it was another click.
Ten pounds of fat whistle packing.
"This pack of two spars, two packs of five spars. Guo Dalu said.
The great monk ignored it and said, "If you want ten catties of gold cartilage, you must also chop it carefully, and don't see some meat ......."
Before the words fell, Guo Dalu turned around and raised his chin at Liang Hongli, who understood, and suddenly rushed out from behind the shop, and punched the big monk in the chest.
Boom!
The great monk was punched and sent into the air, sending out a bright red rainbow and falling straight into the moat under the Zhuangyuan Bridge.
Thump!
Guo Dalu shook his head and said to himself: "This is called 'Guo Dalu sells pork during the day, and the Nine Princesses punch the flower monk'!"
Li Bai said in vain
In the Water Margin, Lu Zhishen ranks in the top three of my favorite characters, here is pure ridicule, by the way, for the protagonist to leave a rope for the protagonist to lift the table with Buddhism in the future