Chapter 81: Mentally Handicapped Children
In the post station, while the family was asleep, the hero quietly turned into a woman.
Two crystals as pure as glass and in excellent condition floated in front of him, slowly rotating around each other. Under the moonlight spilling in from the window, you can faintly see the crystal fine crumbs falling.
Suddenly, the hero turned his head to look out the window, and the crystal stopped spinning and landed on the table.
After a few moments, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he got up and jumped out of the back window, and then went into Yaoguang's room next door.
"I've got something to go out for, you go back to sleep, just don't let people see you."
Changing into a Yaoguang dress and putting on a veil, he forcibly controlled his gaze not to look at the girl who was in the bed because she sat up.
Yaoguang nodded, but did not lie down again, but sat at the head of the bed with his knees crossed, watching him open the door and leave.
There was an old locust tree in the yard of the post station, and after the hero flew into the air, the shadow under the locust tree suddenly squirmed, and then Tian Wanxi, who was dressed in black, walked out, looked up at the night sky, and rushed out of the courtyard door.
When the hero came to the sky above the mountain forest, Ah Hua had just gotten up from a big pit.
It was covered in dirt and leaves, its hair was messy, and it was dirty, but fortunately, there were no obvious injuries.
"If you have a kind, you will kill Lao Tzu!" Its eyes were red, and it bared its fangs and hissed, "Lao Tzu is the direct bloodline of the Taishan Divine Monarch and the Holy Beast, except for the great, noble, merciful, and supreme masters and master mothers...... Also, except for the master's parents, no one is qualified to make Lao Tzu surrender!
With your little ability, you still want Lao Tzu to deceive the master, you almost want to laugh off Lao Tzu's big teeth!
Acquaintances, hurry up and roll as far as you can, if my master really comes, blowing can make your soul fly! ”
On the other side, the expression of the green waist is extremely weird, and it is a little inexplicable.
The heroes in the sky are full of black lines, and they can't cry or laugh.
"Alright! Although I know that you said this to me on purpose, but for the sake of some sincerity, I won't pursue it, and go back to sleep! Don't alarm the others. ”
Hearing the sound, the green waist suddenly raised his head, as if facing a great enemy.
He didn't even sense when someone was coming.
Ah Hua raised her head with a shy face and smiled, shook off the soil and fallen leaves on her body, and flapped her wings and flew up.
"Master, Ah Hua will give you a sweep."
The hero glanced at it faintly, and it immediately shuddered, turned its head and was about to fly away.
"Come back! Bury your, don't you know how smelly it is? ”
Ah Hua didn't dare to say a word, went back and buried her poop tightly, and made sure that it was tasteless, so she left aggrievedly.
"Who are you?"
Looking at the girl who slowly landed, Greenwaist instinctively took a step back. His vigilance also told him that this man was extremely dangerous.
The hero did not answer, but carefully looked him up and down, and asked, "Are you a man or a woman?" ”
The handsome face with a green waist turned red, as if he had been greatly humiliated, and jumped to his feet and scolded: "Man! Lao Tzu is a man! Are you blind? ”
Huh? This thing doesn't seem to be mature yet!
"Oh! I'm sorry! You look really ...... Well, it's too neutral, this black light is blinding, and I can't see clearly. The hero changed his gentle tone, sounding like a bosom sister.
"What does it mean to be neutral?" The green waist has subsided a little, but it is clear that he still cares a lot about the issue of men and women.
"It's the handsomeness of a man and the beauty of a woman, somewhere in between."
The hero silently recited "Lao Tzu is coaxing the child" over and over again in his heart, so as to avoid not throwing it out.
praised a man's appearance so explicitly, and his two lives before and after added up to this once.
Greenwaist thought for a moment and looked at him suspiciously: "This is a good word, right?!" ”
"Of course, I'm complimenting you on how good you look."
"Really? Is Alu good-looking? The green waist immediately became happy, "How beautiful is it?" Are you better looking than your sister? ”
Green? This is a mentally handicapped child, right?!
The hero felt strange in his heart, and continued to coax: "You are the best-looking man I have ever seen in my life, of course you are much better than me." ”
"Really? Ah Lu doesn't believe it! You take off the veil and let Midori see it. ”
The hero squinted: "No, I'm too ugly to scare you." ”
"How ugly? There was ......"
As he spoke, the green waist suddenly pounced, his handsome face split from his mouth to his neck, the upper and lower four fangs emitted a miserable green cold light, and his long black hair danced behind him, like a demon.
"Is it that ugly?"
He even changed his voice, as if the harmony between men and women, in this dark wild mountain forest, the hero was in a trance reminded of "A Chinese Ghost Story" in his previous life.
It's a pity that he is not Ning Caichen, and the person in front of him is not Xiaoqian, but more like grandma.
Raising his arm, the green waist seemed to be bound on his own initiative, and slammed his neck straight into his hand.
Looking at the green waist's vertical pupils and bloody mouth up close, he smiled slightly: "If you mean the way you look now, then I'm sorry, you're much uglier than me."
Frankly, you're uglier than most people in the world. ”
The green waist seemed to really mind what others said about his appearance, and with a loud roar, his clothes shattered, and his legs turned into a green thick python body, and his tail slammed into the ground, kicking up the sky with dead leaves and smoke.
The hero was tightly wrapped around the python's body, leaving only his head and the arm holding the green waist and neck still exposed.
"You...... What the hell is ...... Who? ”
"I'm the one who stopped you from killing heroes."
The head of the green waist still maintains a humanoid appearance, the green tendons on the forehead are protruding, and the vertical pupils are full of hatred.
"The people of the temple...... Must die! ”
"I'm not from the temple, and neither am I."
The green waist was stunned, and his eyes regained a little clarity, "You lie!" He is the human representative of God's will, and of course the people of the Temple. ”
The hero shook his head: "In fact, the temple wants to kill him more than you." ”
"You...... What do you mean? ”
"Quite simply, have you ever wondered why he happened to be here not long after you heard the rumors that he was the representative of the will of God?"
The clarity in the eyes of the green waist is a little more, and the snake body wrapped around the hero seems to be looser.
"You mean...... Am I being scammed? ”
"For now, that's it."
Greenwaist hung his head, silent.
After a while, the python body left the hero's body and slowly returned to its original state.
"I'm sorry! Ah Lu is wrong, sister, can you let me go? ”
He lifted his handsome face, which had lost his bloody mouth and vertical pupils, and his tone was like that of a child who wanted candy.
What's the situation? Is this schizophrenic, multiple personality?
The hero frowned and let go of Greenwaist's neck.
"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. However, it's not safe to be alone like you, especially since you've been targeting the Temple, and they're definitely not going to let you go.
Sister...... My sister has a proposal, why don't you follow us in the future, I'll ......"
Before he finished speaking, a sudden change occurred.
A blazing flame erupted from the mouth of the green waist, drowning the hero in an instant.
The fire was no ordinary fire, it was stronger and stronger, and as soon as it came into contact, it burned the hero's veil and dress clean.
"Liar! You are all big liars! I'm going to kill you! ”
The shape of the green waist changed again, the mouth became a beak, the hair was fiery red, the surface of the body was covered with the same fiery feathers, the arms changed into wings, and the feet were like hooks.
He flapped his wings and set off a gust of wind, and disappeared under the bright moon in the blink of an eye.